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  • 20377 points the_big_bones

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    1378 points Noamco

    https://preview.redd.it/2gf6jli2k56g1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50be0493fb65c7e6581855501e22c332fe35e3d

    Hey guys, it's me, Charlie. Did that bee just turn into sand?

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    256 points thatonerandomdude96

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    44 points dollyaioli

    i fucking died laughing when this scene happened ohmygod

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    125 points scottstephenson

    Mr. Benson, I don't feel so good.

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    891 points I_Hate_My_Cat_

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    136 points Ok-Heart-7372

    My emotions to that gif too

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    52 points Ok_Company9649

    losing my mind in the bathroom at work

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    64 points LachoooDaOriginl

    Is… is he getting thanos snapped?

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    8 points No_Rent7598

    Holy shit this killed me

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    8 points InitialIndication999

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  • 13035 points FarCucumber8609

    The fact that it made it all the way to the shelf like this is somehow more impressive than the honey itself.

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    4053 points luvii_

    right? i don’t mind that my honey might have a bee in it, i mind that it goes through multiple processes while being bottled and shipped and no one noticed ?? how are the other heath concerns being dealed with?

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    3604 points Skippeo

    For the most part the only process that (good) honey goes through is "strain out all the dead bees." Source: I keep bees.

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    725 points RareDestroyer8

    Do bees taste like honey?

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    1097 points Jin825

    No. Bees are spicier.

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    727 points AccomplishedLog1426

    I read this as "bees are spider."

    I didn't get enough sleep today lol

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    132 points Infamous_Trash_6615

    Same for me bro. Didn't sleep until morning and Read bees are spider 😂

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    22 points AwDuck

    Good luck getting good sleep tonight with the thought of “bees are spider” running through your head. At its most innocuous, it’s confusing. At its worst it’s two phobias mashed into one.

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    35 points heybitty

    Shrimps is bugs.

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    22 points SavingsConfusion4885

    Well, due to the fact that insects and arachnids both have an exoskeleton mostly made of chitin and are filled with high protein gooey organ soup....I guess bees taste kind of spidery ...and vice versa .....

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    7 points ConversationMajor543

    I also read "bees are spider", we're all dumb.

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    11 points Electronic-Tree-9715

    You read that on the web, didn’t you?

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    21 points OllysFamily

    The humble spider/wyrm/bee Hornet:

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    9 points Serothrine16

    GARAMA

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    4 points OllysFamily

    EDIIIIDO!

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    34 points yellowfestiva

    Especially the ones you catch in your mouth before they drown in honey.

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    4 points New-Material-2704

    The kind of spicy you could dry and grind into a powder? Or more like a salsa spicy? I think you can try harder on this flavour profile. Some forest ants taste lemony, the black ones.

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    6 points TwoNatTens

    As someone who tasted a lot of bugs as a kid (I was kinda special) bees do NOT taste good. It's spicy, but in a metallic and VERY bitter way. 2/10, would not recommend.

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    4 points New-Material-2704

    The bitter profile may be interesting, use bees to hop some mead, or a beer. 2/10 may just be an issue of concentration and aging.

    Tea is just leaf water. You could use tearspray (pure capaiscin) for culinary purposes. Why not fuck around and make a honey bee hopped ale.

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    72 points Master_Entertainer

    Maybe honey just tasted like bees all this time

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    41 points UncleThor2112

    Bees taste like bees.

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    11 points Zaev

    I know from unfortunate personal experience that yellowjackets taste kinda sour

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    20 points Strict_Clerk9143

    Boo bees

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    11 points SnooCauliflowers3235

    If it tastes like honey, they would have sell it too. Isnt it? 

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    39 points karatechoppingblock

    They sell chocolate covered crickets. Honey coated honeybees are only logical.

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    38 points RareDestroyer8

    when milk covered cows??

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    80 points luckless_lord

    What do you think a cheeseburger is.

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    72 points RareDestroyer8

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    20 points karatechoppingblock

    i never feel the need to say this but man, apt use of the gif

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    148 points jld2k6

    In that case, I'm assuming this is a case of bee diving in the honey after it was strained without anyone noticing

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    109 points flargenhargen

    as someone who has somehow ended up with a lot of bee channels on my youtube feed, I can say this is extremely likely.

    the honey would certainly be strained and cleaned, but bees are very attracted to honey and seem to always find their way into the processing area.

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    21 points --__--__--__--__--

    *looks up a bee video*

    Oh, so you only want to watch bee videos now? You're all about bees and want to become a beekeeper? - Youtube

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    96 points ralphy_256

    I was once brewing a batch of honey pale ale outdoors on a burner, and a bee flew into the boiling wort. I tried to fish it out, but lost it almost immediately.

    It wasn't left in the pot after cooling and racking to the fermenter, so I assumed it went into the fermenting vessel.

    Still didn't turn up at bottling time, so I only assume it got left behind in the trub in the fermenter.

    Was my only prize-winning batch of homebrew, though.

    Finished drinking that batch years ago. Never saw any part of that bee again.

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    77 points 3-Username-20

    I think it got dissolved.

    At least now you know the answer for prize winning homebrews. Just dissolve a bee in it

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    31 points Mydayasalion

    The secret ingredient is BEES

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    25 points TheActualAWdeV

    sounds to me like it dissolved completely

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    25 points Troll-Aficionado

    I dont know what you're doing to be straining out whole ass dead bees when all I need to do is strain out bits of wax and sometimes single parts of bees

    And then later do a second round of removing any remaining gunk off the top. Maybe having it dry out some if the moisture is a little bit up there. Sometimes theres mixing two batches if one of them crystallizes in a way I want to replicate, too

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    9 points Far-Significance2481

    And as much of the wax and grit as you can as well. Source my dad keeps bees, and I have the inevitable task of helping to bottle the honey.

    Idk what it is called. I just know you put the wax and honey in sieve over the bowls , cover it with a teatowel and come back the next day ( hoping the ants haven't " discovered it yet ) and pour it into sterilised jars , all the while making sure you get as much of the precious honey into the jars and not onto the table or left in the bowl. It's not my favourite hobby

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    186 points LoneStarDragon

    That looks more like a wasp or yellow jacket to me so it might have just crawled in on the production line while trying to get some.

    Not sure if that's better or worse.

    Edit: well those do look like bee legs. Perhaps just a bee I'm not familiar with.

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    63 points testsubject793

     That looks more like a wasp or yellow jacket to me

    That would explain why it's still there after all the dead bees were strained out

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    40 points PrettyPinkPonyPrince

    "I guess we're doing wasps now."

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    25 points mmm19284202

    You pay me to check for bees. Wasps is extra

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    28 points Consistent_Crew_4215

    Biologist checking in, i see a wasp too.

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    12 points bobbyhill227

    I’m team wasp brother, ignore the blasphemer’s

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    33 points SaintsNoah14

    How badly do you have to want this to be something else to see anything other than a bee

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    9 points Jazzybbiguess

    Dealt

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    13 points CorsairForSale

    This is within the FDA expected minimums. Same as peanut butter…

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    33 points AKA-Pseudonym

    Surely you mean maximums and there's not a certain amount of dead bee that's required to be in honey.

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    16 points EnoughLuck3077

    They hit the one bee minimum, but just barely

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    155 points Oldenburg-equitation

    Honey is generally filtered too so any bees or bee parts can be taken out. For a whole bee to be there is interesting

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    65 points Jankenbrau

    It’s a wasp.

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    82 points Wavecrest667

    They are suckers for honey and it could have gotten into it after filtering.

    Source: My wife is a hobby beekeeper and wasps interfering with her work is an issue.

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    26 points pi_lurker

    A dead wasp in a jar is possibly stashed by the bee mafia. Source: my wife, she's a bee.

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    30 points Demomanx

    https://i.redd.it/5oq6hoelv46g1.gif

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    8 points foobarbizbaz

    My brain goes here immediately every time someone posts about a QC issue on Reddit

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    9 points DyaLoveMe

    The fact that a human in a bee costume took this is even more impressive than the.. fuck this shit due I’m outta here.

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  • 2470 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    It’s like that tequila worm you’re supposed to fish out and eat

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    620 points TubbyFatfrick

    Do NOT order Parasite Kebab. WORST mistake of my life.

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    228 points ModernManuh_

    This comment is so clickbait I wanna ask what did you do lol

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    169 points Sixmlg

    Pretty sure this is a smiling friends reference. Unless that was referencing something that exists in real life

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    16 points french_snail

    Season 3 episode 7 of smiling friends reference 

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    25 points ParanoidParamour

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    16 points crowdfear

    Yeah, so I don’t know what you ate exactly, uh but it had a parasite, apparently. A really REALLY bad one. Uh, this is the worst parasite we’ve ever seen, unfortunately.

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    7 points Interesting-Meet1321

    So do you want to keep it, like as a souvenir?

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    23 points WikiContributor83

    I̷͍̻̭̭̱̤͇̬͚͈̺̰̟͐̉ ̶̡̱͓̭̝̘̯̦͇̭̇͌̽̃̓͒̀̈́̆͛̕͝ͅt̸̹̝̻̤͖̩͕̙͍̳̜̰̬͇̘͆͆̽̔̈́͛͐́̾̌̕̚͝͝ͅò̶͖̩̌̈́̐͑̈́̈́̀͒̈́͒̉͝l̴͓̲͇̦̇̇͋́͂̽̕͘d̷̛̛͔̮̱̟̖̞̰͔̣͉̱͔̜̘̐͒̓̏͗̌͊̀̾̌̐̊̈̚͘ ̷̛͚̻̋͆͐̓̍̚y̷̧̛̙͔̲̩̰̰̜̱͉̭̠͓̰̪̯̑̌́͐͛̀̅́̈̚͝o̶͎̳̩͉̯͋̓̉̅ͅư̶͓̱̫̞̲̹̙̣͕̠̦̝͌̓̌̍͐̅̂̊̂͝ͅ ̶̲͔͇̟̠̼̳͍̖̪̣̄̈́̿͑m̴̛͈̗̦̒̉̈̈́͐̋̈́̓͋͘a̷̛͇̲̠̒̔̍̐̒̃̈́̔͆͌̓̀̚̚͝n̵͔͚͉̑̐͑͂̕̕͠ ̸̡͓̣͎̞͇͝Í̴͉̩ ̶̙͙͕̺̼̦̎͐̌͑̒́͐́̒͌͂̈́̚͠s̴̨̪͚̯͎̥͎͔̼̗͕͂̓͋̆͆̈́a̶̟̜̯͒̏̈́͗̅̈́̏́̍̀́̍̄̌̔͑͠ẉ̷̨̼̲̱̟̥͗̏̐͐̃̍͒̋͂̏̚̚̚̕ ̶͚̘̥̠̻̺́̈́̅̂͑͗̐͗̕t̵̛̜̮̼̥͖̪̳͚̪͐̿̾̄̈́̈́̐͒̋̐͒́̉̍h̸͔̞͓̺͇̗̰̃͌́͌͜e̶̡̧̛͇̩̘͕̪̗̺̠̻̞̲̪̝͂̀̂̆̕ ̶̡̰͕̰͇̖̞̭̹̲̖̮̀̒̈̌̓̂̏̀̓D̸̩̩́Ę̶̛͍̠̭̭̬̺̞̖̞̺̟̠͂͐̏͒̀͐̈́̕͝͝͠ͅV̷̹͓̣̙̯͇̣͔̖̘̻̱͓͂͐́́͗́̍͆̕͠Ḭ̶́̀̓͐́͐͌̇̎̏̓͆̓̉͊͠L̸̡̩̥̩̥͙͙̪̱̝̠̺̰͆͒̅̀!̸̡̖͙͈͈͕̦̤̙̪̯̦̏̋̀́͋͘͝

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    19 points skippy11112

    The fucking what?

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    28 points Naive_Yam8146

    https://preview.redd.it/mi2j1i5vx76g1.jpeg?width=2692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f30173fff34b3b198bfec906fae9e5743113ff5

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    13 points ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

    There’s a really good gin I buy that is flavoured with ants. You don’t even strain them out (well, don’t have to) since they just taste like the gin they’ve soaked in.

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    22 points Jagacin

    If the ants just taste like the gin, then what was the point of adding the ants? Texture?

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    32 points ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

    Well the ants made the gin taste like the ants (limey flavour), but then the ants start to just taste like alcohol rather than the lime-and-bug-acid flavour they would have otherwise.

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    11 points korkyb

    Damn it I was gonna say this but you beat me, take my upvote.

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  • 800 points UndefinedCertainty

    I've seen at least a few brands of unfiltered honey that caution on the label that the product might contain bee parts. I've never seen a whole bee in any of them though.

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    287 points UrsaMajor7th

    It's just a part of food production: the FDA says that tomato products can have around 1-2 maggots per can/jar (e.g., 1 per 100g in juice, 2 in sauce), canned mushrooms can have up to 20 per 100g, and citrus juices allow 1 maggot per 250ml

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    568 points aogasd

    Hey fun fact! You could have NOT written those words today, for FREE!

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    39 points Akitiki

    Caveat: can have, not has.

    The only food I have encountered bugs in is Wonderful brand pistachios.

    You're most likely to encounter bugs in veggies (and frogs and snails in bagged greens, apparently) which is why you wash the stuff.

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    3 points UndefinedCertainty

    It's true. I have found all sorts of little creatures, alive too, in fresh produce over the years.

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    46 points Soggy-Pound2050

    It's just some extra protein, who doesn't like protein? :D

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    88 points CameronsTheName

    How do I delete someone else's comment ?

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    12 points pnoodl3s

    I don’t need it deleted, I need that comment in my brain deleted. I knew I shouldn’t scroll reddit at 5am

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    78 points ATypeOfRacer

    Disrespectfully. What. The. Fuck.

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    42 points Low_discrepancy

    You know how you like food because it's nutritious and stuff? Turns out other living beings also like food because it's nutritious.

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    17 points KhandakerFaisal

    People when other creatures have to eat: 😱

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    3 points Point-Connect

    I admit that sounds insane, but if you look into it more, they aren't the maggots we're all thinking of that you see on TV shows in rotting flesh, those are from blowflies and those are strictly found in rotting meat/flesh. The kind the FDA is talking about in this context are very very tiny and would be more akin to one drop of water in a fully filled bathtub. Still very very unsettling to think about but not as bad as it first sounds

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    15 points TheAngryGoat

    I wonder when we'll see brands of fake honey putting bees in their sugar syrup to make it look more authentic?

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  • 4013 points PacquiaoFreeHousing

    Bees are one of the most hygienic animals, we're already eating fermented bee vomit, why draw the line when there's a dead bee in it.

    Just pour her out, and maybe feed her to your chicken or something. It's still perfectly good honey.

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    2865 points DoNotCensorMyName

    I love the assumption that OP has a chicken

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    849 points CatLover701

    Yeah, just feed it to the chicken that everyone has and is legal everywhere

    (One day I’m going to move out istg I want a fluffy fat little trash-compactor birb T ^ T)

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    215 points slippinthrudreamland

    you will be very happy to have one! there are lots of chickens available at any time, especially if you’re willing to do a bit of driving. they are indeed the fluffiest chonk birbs ever. i used to have three of them and i miss them every day. rip roadrunner, crystal, and big mama. they’re such personable little creatures.

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    120 points forgotten_nintendog

    They are cute, but my chickens ate their slightly ill flock mate and attracted a mountain lion to our backyard.

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    94 points slippinthrudreamland

    well, yes. they’re still birds. birds do that

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    59 points forgotten_nintendog

    Yeah, when owning animals you gotta remember there are ugly moments lol. Like how, while typing this comment, my kitten climbed on my shoulder and shoved her pucker in my face.

    I miss rearing my feathery demon nuggets lol.

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    22 points slippinthrudreamland

    yep!! animals are animals and will do all sorts of things. also, i’m stealing the term “feathery demon nuggets”, that is amazing

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    10 points DerHachi04

    I can highly having chickens but id say the sweetspot is around 5 after that their food gets expensive and they produce a rediculous amount of shit

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    5 points _FreddieLovesDelilah

    I have brahma chickens. They are hilarious and lovely.

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    83 points Prestigious_Fee_2902

    Ever find a mouse in your food? No big deal. Just feed it to your python. 

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    11 points Electricdragongaming

    What, I thought everyone owned a chicken... Lol

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    9 points 737Max-Impact

    Double absurd since someone who keeps chickens would absolutely not bat an eye at a dead bee in honey.

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    16 points ze_baco

    Making this post with no understanding of how food is produced hints me OP does not have a chicken

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    573 points ILikeworlddomination

    I feel like theres a big difference between fermented bee vomit and fermented bee vomit with dead bee.

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    440 points chirpymist

    You're right, one is extra crunchy yum

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    347 points anusbeefsteak

    Well, one contains the bees knees.

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    45 points LimeblueNostos

    Also the head, shoulders, and whatever they have for toes

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    40 points fluffypotato

    Their "toes" are called tarsal claws. Very cute for holding onto things and tasting with.

    https://preview.redd.it/bswvrxqcu46g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e0a39e5a9451b0479b3fe684ad70d3437b8a7ea

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    38 points Lorettooooooooo

    Head, and shoulders knees and tarsal claws, knees and tarsal claws

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    8 points Weird-Salamander-349

    Dad, I told you to stay off of Reddit!

    But for real, I’m so glad my dad hasn’t actually taken the internet sobriquet “anusbeefsteak.” I’d need a more expensive therapist for that.

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    6 points zephyrjess

    Just like peanut butter!

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    18 points DemonicSilvercolt

    bacteria wouldn't survive in that dead bee so at least you know it's clean to eat

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    84 points PacquiaoFreeHousing

    I'd much rather have this than the really processed honey where they squeeze the honeycombs dry (sometimes with live larva) just to get as much honey as possible.

    Having an intact bee reach the final product suggests they likely just spun the honeycombs to get the honey.

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    16 points cheeseburgermami

    Ok never buying cheap honey again. Thank you for the reminder, seriously!

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    42 points ILikeworlddomination

    Well I wish I never knew that

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    22 points StJimmy75

    Yeah, but you can probably just buy a different bottle of the same brand without a bee carcass.

    For me, it is because I feel like you'll get slightly less honey with the bee in it.

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    15 points lucyfell

    I mean, when the british found jars of honey in an Egyptian tomb they just ate it.

    About half way through the jar they found the human body parts the honey had been preserving.

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    17 points Siderophores

    Bacteria cant grow in real honey

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    12 points ILikeworlddomination

    What about the dead bee juice

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    17 points isolateddreamz

    Best to chase it down with the antibacterial honey directly into the acid bath that is the human stomach

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    9 points dudosinka22

    I'm pretty sure it's called protein, and it is very good for your health

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    8 points Dahlia_R0se

    Reminds me of that saying about body of water:dead thing ratio. This might be incoherent because it's really late at night lol, I think this comes from a tumblr post or maybe an old tweet, but it's like, you swim in the ocean even though there's, statistically speaking, at least one dead body somewhere in it, but if there were a dead body in the pool, you wouldn't swim in it. With the honey it's like, maybe there was a dead bee somewhere in the big batch, but you don't want a dead bee in your bottle!

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    7 points TequilaBlanco

    Oddly, I don’t. Hell, bees rub plants with their fat little furry bee bodies and collect what’s basically flower semen. Then they stash it in a honey stomach, haul it home, and puke it into a wax cell which is made from a gland secretion from teenage bees. Then the whole bee crew fans it with their little bee armpit air until it thickens into honey. It's such a wild process I'm ok with a bee being on it.

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    21 points Punawild

    And the picture was taken in a store so it wasn’t even like they bought it.

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    10 points freebaseclams

    Rest in peace Li'l B

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    5 points realitytvdiet

    No honor the bee and eat it

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    7 points No_Jellyfish5511

    nah all its armpit sweats are also mixed into honey now

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  • 1479 points 365BlobbyGirl

    Even if you got it put you’d be forever wondering if there was another one still in there. Two bee, or not two bee? That is the question.

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    170 points SexonMusk

    This is why I love reddit

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    73 points Mikeologyy

    I love a comment that makes me think the commenter’s just dumb until I make it to the clever punchline. “Has this idiot not considered using his eyes to look into—oh you bastard”

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    18 points violetbucket

    can i kiss you

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    28 points SlipsonSurfaces

    Whether tis nobee-r to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, tis a consummation devoutly to bee wished..

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    15 points zephyrjess

    *stings and arrows

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  • 247 points Peacefultears

    A sweet death atleast😭

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    32 points bob_here_baby

    Thanks for pointing it out 😭😭😭

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    12 points C0mpoundFr4cture

    Oh, and what a sweet memorial! 🎵

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  • 88 points ResolutionVisible627

    It's definitely 100% natural, just please don't eat the little bee

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    27 points cheeseburgermami

    That lil bee dead he wouldn’t even w

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  • 152 points Historical-Rub3030

    Imagine grabbing this at home and only seeing the stowaway after pouring it on your toast.

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    96 points Naive_Diamond_2922

    https://preview.redd.it/s7fbvj86g46g1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=f47116d7f06611495c87f88c7735a0ca8495a939

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    98 points TGBmox_777

    And then it wakes up like, “Uh, do you mind!?”

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    19 points wattapwn

    And then you choke on it and if you survive win $25,144 in a lawsuit

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    7 points Fastfaxr

    Ive got some bad news for you about how honey is made...

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  • 64 points Coladoge6732

    "Watch this!" - that fucking bee

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  • 248 points PauaPatty

    I'm a beekeeper and I don't think that's a bee. It's a wasp (or in American, a yellow jacket). When processing comb the honey is spun out of the comb then it's run through mesh to ensure that wax and bee debris aren't included. A whole bee would never get through. However, if a bee or a wasp happened to get inside the processing plant they'd be more than willing to drown themselves in an open vat of honey.

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    113 points cantantantelope

    And who among us would not

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    20 points IgorHBK

    Melittologist here. Spent the last 10 years of my life identifying bees in a lab. Definitely a honey bee. The hind leg basitarsus is way too broad for it to be a yellow jacket, which have very slender leg parts, and that tibia is definitely modified into a corbicula.

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    18 points OGWolfMen

    I always thought wasps and Yellowjackets were different

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    40 points PauaPatty

    Yellowjackets are a type of wasp but to the rest of the English speaking world they're just called wasps.

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    11 points Raph115

    We call them wasps in the USA though?

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    14 points AspiringAdonis

    Yeah, not sure why they’re so insistent that Americans don’t use “wasps.” Wasp is the overall insect, yellow jacket is the specific type.

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    18 points Ghost1511

    It is a honeybee. Look at the last pair of legs.

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  • 23 points wtfdoicare

    I don’t even think that is a honey bee

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  • 77 points moon6080

    That's a wasp 🙃

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    39 points YinSniper

    That’s what I was thinking too that it’s a wasp but everyone’s just like yep it’s a bee I’m like am I seeing the same image

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    13 points ifyoulovesatan

    Thank you, felt like I was losing my mind cause I can quite clearly see that it's a wasp. So now we have a question: did the wasp get into the honey while the honey was in a hive? Like it got into the hive and was killed and ended up in the honey while it was beeing harvested? Or did it fly into the honey factory and die in a bottle or some kind of honey vat? I feel like the latter is more likely, oddly enough. And somehow the latter seems gross while the former makes me shrug my shoulders.

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    8 points TheWreckingTater

    I had to scroll way too far to find this, was wondering if I was the only one that noticed, glad I'm not going crazy.

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  • 19 points Ok-Heart-7372

    Is this the honey equivalent of crunchy peanut butter?

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    4 points arctic-apis

    Spicy peanut butter 😂

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  • 77 points petalandpuff

    OMG... hahaha.... that is top tier organic! It's kinda like a bottle of Calvados brandy... where they grow a whole ass apple inside the bottle.

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    28 points SaintsNoah14

    I think you mean Poire with a pear. I've never seen Calvados like that but I don't doubt that some exist.

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    7 points petalandpuff

    You are absolutely right! My bad.

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    4 points Rootitat

    I did see one with an apple recently actually!! I would have to find it again but I remember thinking I had never seen an apple done like that before. Perhaps another brand doing something similar?

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  • 10 points Warhammerpainter83

    Yeah it is made from their digestive system and vomited up before you eat it. This is far less gross than the honey itself. Lol

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  • 39 points Schoseff

    Last famous words: Hold my honey.
    Looks like a wasp though

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    12 points Ananas_hoi

    Yeah that’s no bee

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    9 points orq_

    Had to scroll down way too much to see this comment

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  • 8 points rykahn

    And they say there aren't any freebees in life

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  • 7 points SpeedBlitzX

    Breaking news big honey companies are adding bees to the honey to convince people it's really honey. /jk /s

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  • 8 points Public_Purchase7870

    Why are you wearing gloves it's not going to sting you now

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  • 6 points holodayinexpress

    It looks like you’re in the store, how is this infuriating like just don’t buy it lmao

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  • 27 points gayfingers

    You whats this brand? Its hard to trust honey is actually made by bees lately this is like an advertisement.

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  • 6 points Sad-Inevitable-3897

    I’d pay more, it’s art.

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  • 6 points No-Consequence4606

    Excuse me, there's a bee in my bee vomit.

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  • 6 points Standard-Money-2754

    110% HONEY PROOF

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  • 6 points -UltraFerret-

    To be fair, there is a picture of a bug on the bottle.

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  • 5 points United_Ring_2622

    Everyone goes mad for crunchy peanut butter but you suggest a bit of crunchy honey and they start freaking out

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  • 5 points Loud-Chicken6046

    He died how he lived 🍻

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  • 5 points mongolmeat

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  • 6 points Rockhertz

    This is a wasp that got in later in the production process... Sadly it doesn't indicate anything about the honey being organic.

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  • 5 points Prestigious_Fee_2902

    It’s like finding a cow in your jug of milk

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  • 4 points kiloTHREE

    Would someone explain “organic” honey to me? I’m having trouble with the mental gymnastics as a 4th generation apiarist.

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  • 6 points welpthishappened1

    I don’t get how this is infuriating, looks like you’re at the store so just… don’t buy it?

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  • 5 points LowOne11

    To an untrained eye, that actually looks like a wasp or hornet enemy encased…

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  • 5 points qiyubi

    It's to make you think it's organic

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  • 5 points Ecomaj

    That looks like a wasp, not a bee?

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  • 8 points Sensitive_Clock5699

    Why are you wearing gloves?

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    7 points cheeseburgermami

    They inserted the wasp—-plot twist

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  • 4 points SubmissiveDinosaur

    Dont change bramd. Thats some real honey there. The bee is just like the Mezcal's worm

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  • 3 points Doitforthecringe

    Lost in the sauce

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  • 3 points JonoG380

    You got free-bees (freebies) 😂

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  • 5 points Magicphobic

    Guess they didnt run this through the bee grinder enough

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  • 15 points AgileInitial5987

    Unfortunately that appears to be a wasp which can and do feed on decaying meat.

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