Women are treated like an unfamiliar exotic species in the Travis mcgee series🤣 I just saw another funny description while reading another instalment but don’t want to clog up the feed.
It could just be a realistic interpretation of a single young man's thought patterns? (Source: was a single young man once. It does more or less pass eventually, thank goodness.)
Less forgivable if the protagonist is not meant to be in his teens or early twenties.
On top of being extremely stupid, isn't this also, ya know...just plain bad writing from Mr. Serious Important Author? I mean, they bounced "very firmly"? I feel like avoiding lazy intensifiers like very is kinda Writing 101 stuff.
Dear u/Gloomy_Rent8248, the readers agree, this man has written a woman badly!
"classic nose"
Are we talking a Hellenistic nose?
Old Hollywood?
Jane Austen?
Or just nose she was born with?
A nose he finds hot most probably
Back in the 80s, she tried a new nose, but nobody liked it as much as the original. She swapped back and added 'classic' to the old look.
Why did she try the new one? Nobody nose!
(sorry. but really, the nose bit was a thousand times odder than the boobs.)
I think it was just a scam to increase sales of her classic nose
Well it's shiny, and something we can all consider classic, so that can only mean one thing. Rudolph's red nose
By jove you're right!
Just in time for the festive, holiday season!
Clown nose, built in lights.
I assume it works like cars so the nose is at least 20 year old.
She recently switched back to the traditional style.
Aquiline.
Bounces firmly? This sounds like Brooklyn 99, Captain Holt undercover as a straight man.
God, you're right. That's is pretty on par with: "There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."
Omg, that reminds me, something I found out with my ex who's trans, it's a lot easier to get a thigh gap with a dick tucked. 😂😂
Oh gosh that makes it even better. 😂 Straight Holt is a trans inclusive king, as long as she also has nice, heavy breasts, I guess.
Huge, pendulous breasts...
Those episodes are SO funny 🤣
What the hell is a classic nose?
It's as opposed to an enhanced-suction nose, an elephant's nose, it a star-nosed mole's nose (all those fleshy whiskers are so in this year).
I'm pretty sure that refers to the nose type Greek statues have.
But only pretty sure, not absolutely.
It's so funny because yea, dudes can get distracted, but my god don't write like you're a horny golden retriever 😂
What exactly does this have to do with jumping over the lazy dog, again?
The dog is a metaphor for his penis /s
Sausage dog?
the quick big breasts bounced over the lazy horse
I find the shiny classic nose to be weirder, to be honest.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Like a light bulb!
Please tell me this isn't real!!! Omg this is so bad!
Women are treated like an unfamiliar exotic species in the Travis mcgee series🤣 I just saw another funny description while reading another instalment but don’t want to clog up the feed.
OMG girl do it! This is blowing my mind that someone wrote this with a straight face and thought this was ok!
It could just be a realistic interpretation of a single young man's thought patterns? (Source: was a single young man once. It does more or less pass eventually, thank goodness.)
Less forgivable if the protagonist is not meant to be in his teens or early twenties.
The protagonist is in his late thirties🤣
Ok, ew from me too.
I made a post about another Travis McGee novel a while back. Too many examples of badly written female characters.
https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/comments/1nlm6fq/a_purple_place_for_dying_1964_by_john_d_macdonald/
Maybe he lost her when he went up to a full run because her big breasts were bouncing so boobily that she knocked herself out.
My brain went to the momentum yeeting her out of the saddle like bad ragdoll physics in video games 🤣
Does he think breasts are gelatin? Cause that's what I'm getting from this description.
I'm more curious about what the fuck is a classic noseÂ
Shiny.
Is he turned on by oily noses?
Was this big breasted womb man riding a horse bra-less and wearing denim? Is she a masochist? The chafing, my goodness
Is this classic nose a Hapsburg nose?
On top of being extremely stupid, isn't this also, ya know...just plain bad writing from Mr. Serious Important Author? I mean, they bounced "very firmly"? I feel like avoiding lazy intensifiers like very is kinda Writing 101 stuff.
under the denim?
Foxy lady.
Bouncing under… denim??? How
Hse got the boobbombas
Lol her classic nose was shiny. That gets a sensible chuckle from me.Â
Her breasts bounced boobily.
Bouncing? In DENIM? I feel denim is the most restricting material, I don't know how they could possibly bounce
I love that MacDonald is finally getting the recognition he deserves