fun fact, every character circled here has either tried to kill assault or groom supergirl. what a great valentines day cover amirite
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  • 1 points MableXeno

    In the future, please remember the formatting for the post title.

    For literary work, the title of the work and the author’s name should be included. Please include this information in brackets like so: [book title by author].

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  • 1171 points KBWordPerson

    The horse??!!!????

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    654 points HolidayInLordran

    The horse is actually a human cursed to be a horse

    It's a weird as it sounds

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    153 points LeafBoatCaptain

    Sounds like classic fairy tale stuff.

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    126 points HolidayInLordran

    Yeah the lore behind Comet the Superhorse is no weirder than a typical paranormal romance with a shifter. 

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    36 points effing_usernames2_

    It’s very Sailor Moon of them. (Or is that very Supergirl of Sailor Moon?)

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    5 points Jindo5

    Depends on who did it first, I guess

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    27 points FinaLLancer

    That's actually every horse

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    28 points silicondream

    Centaur cursed to be a horse who occasionally became human when a comet was passing through his solar system.

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    3 points tachycardicIVu

    I mean we’ve got Loki and Sleipner lore, so somehow that’s not the craziest thing I’ve read.

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    3 points Vixrotre

    Wasn't he a centaur?

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    2 points ListenUpper1178

    He is a centaur.

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    72 points Cavalish

    The thoroughbred of sin???

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    21 points silverspork

    He’s really really bad!

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    165 points ihatethiscountry76

    Even the horse, yes.

    Because that's a thing

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    148 points seelcudoom

    I don't think the horse tried anything nonconsensual or violent with her

    He is in love with her and tries to get with her when he as briefly human, but it's all consensual, it's just that he's ya know, a horse

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    164 points TheNarratorNarration

    That one falls under grooming, I think. He telepathically invaded her dreams before they met to make her dream about him being her protector so that she would be inclined to trust him on sight.

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    115 points PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

    Hey man. I know this might be ironic considering my username. But what the fuck is up with comics for real

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    46 points TheNarratorNarration

    The Silver Age was a deeply fucked-up time. You got the inherent sexism of the writers and the enforced sexism of the Comics Code.

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    1 points mtdewisfortweakers

    Comics are great! There's just, like, 50 of them that come out weekly for almost 100 years. So you're bound to get creep shit just do to how much production there is. But superhero stuff is not afraid to get weird, like having people horses or 5th dimensional imps or condiment king (that would be interesting batman porn!). So you have this weirdness that has been left over from the silver age wacko stuff and the occasional creeps just due to the extreme volume of production. The weirdness is great, though. I like that they aren't afraid to get silly. That's one of the things the MCU was missing but the new Superman movie was able to incorporate. The MCU was clearly embarrassed to be comic book movies.

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    32 points Wallter139

    I think he was a human first, and thus the story is more tragic!!!

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    1 points Cepinari

    I don't think he ever told her that though.

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    28 points KBWordPerson

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    71 points MarsAstro

    For once the horse grooms the woman, not the other way around. Equality for all!!

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    26 points Clean_Imagination315

    More like equinity for all.

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    -1 points Big-Hard-Chungus

    More like Equine-ity for all

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    28 points Big-Hard-Chungus

    https://preview.redd.it/74d1myz4ie3g1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef05342b27263b2098fe25366531328b8fe67547

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    7 points Green-Ad99

    my reaction too

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    5 points agent-assbutt

    Asking the important questions bc I was also like "wtf"

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    4 points LoveCatNaps

    I very literally screamed exactly this as my first reaction. Thank you

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    2 points Ultimate_Sugar

    I think he was in a very famous tv show back in the 90s

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    2 points Old-Contract-9993

    LITERALLY what I yelled

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  • 417 points Confident-Leg107

    Happy supergirl lesbian couple.

    Evil intimidating horse

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    82 points TheNarratorNarration

    DC will sooner pair her with a horse than with another woman, meanwhile Supergirl/Lena Luthor from the TV series is like the #1 F/F ship on AO3.

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    5 points Level_Low6101

    James Gunn, you know what to do.

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    3 points TheNarratorNarration

    If he did, that would immediately get my butt in a theater seat.

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  • 136 points birdie_overlord

    The only one I recognize is the goddamn horse 😂

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    56 points eddiegibson

    As I posted on another comment, the rest are Power Boy, Lex Luthor Jr. (90's clone) and H'El.

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  • 92 points bucket_of_bucket

    Peter... the horse is here...

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  • 142 points HolidayInLordran

    Also in the early comics Supergirl really, really wanted to bang Superman. Despite being underaged....and his cousin. 

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    32 points kingofcoywolves

    Is incest different for aliens...?

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    46 points BaronSaber

    Yes, cousin marriage was common for Kryptonians

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    28 points geckothegeek42

    Krypton was a whole planet based on the royal family I guess

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    23 points TheNarratorNarration

    IIRC, it was the other way around, at the time cousin-fucking was allowed on much of Earth but had been forbidden on Krypton, and Superman is weirdly specific about bringing that up as the reason he doesn't date her. He's fine with dating a woman from an alternate reality that looks just like her, however. The Silver Age was a deeply fucked-up time at DC.

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    1 points Fun_Potato_8454

    Also, that one author had a sh!tty f*tish concealed by a transparent curtain. Can’t forget that.

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    2 points TheNarratorNarration

    More than one, I'm sure.

    Also, you don't have to censor naughty words here.

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    2 points Fun_Potato_8454

    Oh thanks for letting me know! I wasn’t sure how Reddit (as a platform) moderates comments, so I figured I’d rather be safe than sorry.

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    2 points TheNarratorNarration

    This particular subreddit involves the discussion of text that is often quite graphic, so it would be odd if it didn't allow similar language in the comments.

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    1 points Fun_Potato_8454

    So it just kinda depends on the sub?

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    1 points TheNarratorNarration

    ~shrug~ I guess? If you look at the sidebar to the right (and you're not on mobile), every sub has got a list of that sub's rules.

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    2 points HolidayInLordran

    You can say bad words like shitty and fetish here 

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    24 points Big-Hard-Chungus

    https://preview.redd.it/o694xk5hje3g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe79fc80da0ce79d2b898da203f849d67e2894eb

    Nope. Illegal on Krypton.

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    2 points ElGosso

    I'm glad that excessively verbose word bubble was there to explicitly make it clear that Kryptonians aren't cousin fuckers

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    15 points Greenphantom77

    I expect they retconned this one quite aggressively.

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    9 points RosebushRaven

    Ah yes, the good ol’ trope of the minor seducing the adult. Also how old was he at the time?

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    -2 points RevolutionaryLeg1780

    Cousin, sure, that's problematic. But like, don't most teens, male or female, want to bang the prime sex symbols of their time?

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    10 points Gsuegg

    I mean it's pretty normal for many teens the be crushing on older, distant relatives, because these are some of the closest figures that they have in their lives.

    If the comics handled it in a good way, with him gently rejecting her for the correct reasons, it might be a good lession for young readers with unfortunate crushes.

    Buut I doubt that they did that...

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  • 156 points badchefrazzy

    ...Why is she trying to find love with a Horse? WHY IS SHE TRYING TO FIND LOVE WITH A HORSE?!

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    92 points eddiegibson

    The horse was a centaur cursed into becoming a horse. Still not right.

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    59 points Jalase

    Princesses can kiss frogs, why can’t aliens bang the horse?

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    35 points Adventurous-Form521

    Hey, Aquaman's dated a dolphin before, don't be insensitive

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    17 points tempestzephyr

    Even kryptonians can be horse girls

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    5 points badchefrazzy

    *deep shudder of ick*

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    12 points Big-Hard-Chungus

    https://preview.redd.it/c9k6skdoie3g1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9c5081e803e907871c3e4cd8878af8e3f55a0a

    Don‘t worry, he wasn‘t a horse when she got with him

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    23 points IrishShee

    The title was that those characters have tried to do something to her, so why have you framed it like she’s doing something wrong?

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    6 points badchefrazzy

    BECAUSE WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO FUCK A HORSE?! She's asking "Will I ever find love" and it's framed like these were past boyfriends! Don't be like Mr. Hands!

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    12 points MatrixKent

    She didn't. The horse wanted to fuck her. She wanted to fuck the dashing human rodeo performer Bronco Bill. She did not know that when Bill wasn't in human form, he was her horse Comet, because he didn't tell her.

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  • 56 points jcbmths62

    Does someone know the names of those four characters? This is so I can add them to my fictional ops list.

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    85 points stofiski-san

    Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure the one with the red hair and beard is a version of Lex Luthor, although as I remember the Supergirl he was manipulating wasnt Kara, but a shapeshifter standing in for her

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    10 points eddiegibson

    Yep.

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    8 points Greenphantom77

    In more or less the only Superman comics I read, Lex Luthor looked like that.

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    31 points eddiegibson

    From left to right, top to bottom: Power Boy, Lex Luthor Jr. (the Lex clone one), H'El, and Comet.

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    19 points andersoortigeik

    There's a fifth one in the bottom left corner, I think it's captain boomerang? Or captain boomerang jr/2.

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    4 points eddiegibson

    I'll take your word for it. I looked at the February solicites and the guy is as obstructed there as he is here.

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    4 points andersoortigeik

    I'm mostly going of the fact that it looks like captain boomerangs current hat.

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  • 27 points CaptainCold_999

    Luckily the Red Haired Dude (who was Lex Luthor posing as his own Scottish Cousin or something in a younger body) actually only got it on with a weirdo goo alien who was posing as Kara for a while. Now of course, he was pretty predatory toward said goo alien...

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    8 points MatrixKent

    Posing as his own Scottish cousin would have been too normal, he was posing as his own Australian son. (And goo Supergirl wasn't posing as Kara except maybe to readers, since Kara was erased in the Crisis, but that's a different story.)

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  • 36 points Prestigious_Eye3174

    why are women always written as worried about love and men never are...

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    29 points ihatethiscountry76

    because the writers have no idea what a woman wants

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    5 points Finexia

    But the writer for this run is a woman?

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  • 12 points eddiegibson

    Also, two of them, Lex Luthor and Comet, have history with Lois Lane.

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  • 7 points Dua_13

    So I'm not a huge comic book fan, but a lot of the stuff I read is mind blowing

    I saw a video compilation of "the worst things super heroes have done" and most of them were FILLED with molesting teenage girls or outright rape. I felt sick because comic books like these are meant for young BOYS.

    Not to mention, I also read about a writer wanting Wonder Woman to get raped?? Luckily, that did happen, but it was drawn I think, which is so messed up that people like that are able to write stories for kids

    If you're gonna do it for awareness, that's amazing. But in most cases, it's just barely disguised fetishes

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    1 points mtdewisfortweakers

    I'll tell you what I said to someone else--there are 50 comic books published every week and have been doing so for almost 100 years. That's hundreds of thousands of issues; if we include manga it might even make 1 million. You're going to get creep shit just based on volume. Most of them are not like that. But there definitely is terrible shit that later writers either retcon or completely ignore. Comics also have a rating system, many of which are 14+, and the vast majoreity (like almost 70% of comic book readers are in their late 20s-30s.) Doesn't make much better, and obviously the stuff is gross and the editor should step in more, but youtube videos like that are not giving an actual picture of the genre. It's like if I made a video of "worst things a main character has done in tv." There are just so many shows out there that you're bound to get creepy, awful things. But that doesn't make tv as a whole creepy and gross. There's just a lot of it because it's an entire medium, just like movies,, tv, songs, etc.

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  • 6 points ThroawayJimilyJones

    Undead humor did one vid about it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e15BepX47go

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMBCtYKYkI

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    3 points ihatethiscountry76

    excellent, shall we share to this sub by link?

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  • 7 points LothorBrune

    First : yes, in black Jimmy Olsen.

    Second : why did they draw Brainiac-5 as a smugly smirking dude ? What did he do wrong (in main continuity) ?

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    2 points FightmeLuigibestgirl

    They can’t figure out what origins or personality to do with B5. 

    They either make him smug and arrogant (similar to Vril dox II,) a total asshole, or native and nice. 

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  • 16 points qualityvote2

    Dear u/ihatethiscountry76, the readers agree, this man has written a woman badly!

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  • 4 points Least_Sun7648

    What did the horse do?

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    11 points TheNarratorNarration

    Comet the Super-Horse was originally a centaur from Ancient Greece mamed Biron who asked a witch to turn him into a man but was instead turned into a horse when a bad guy switched the magic potions. The witch felt bad about it, so she gave his another potion that would give him superpowers. IIRC the bad guy then also trapped him in a meteor for all eternity by the passing of Supergirl's rocket broke it open and allowed him to escape and return to Earth.

    He then became infatuated with Supergirl. He telepathically invaded her dreams before they met to make her dream about him being her protector so that she would be inclined to trust him on sight. When they did meet and she realized that there was actually a horse with superpowers, she decided to make him one of the Super-Pets. He never explained to her that he was sapient or that he was sexually attracted to her before she starts straddling his bare back to go for rides. He was able to turn human for a time and dated her in his human guise without ever telling her that he had already known her as Comet.

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  • 3 points The_Vampire_Barlow

    Why does Jimmy Olsen look like he wants her skin?

    And why does Brainiac 5 look like such a dick. Well, actually that one fits.

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    2 points FightmeLuigibestgirl

    Not really. Early silver age, Batch, and Bendis B5 wasn’t a dick. It was after Crisis that they turned him into one and Zero hour/2.0 crisis 

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  • 4 points TheNarratorNarration

    For everyone who's asking about the horse, Casually Comics has a video explaining what that whole deal is: Supergirl Kisses Her Horse | Comet The Superhorse...Is A Liar. Long story short: yes, the horse is a creep that wants to fuck her, but no, she never realized.

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  • 4 points OffOption

    ... I... come the fuck on. Its fine shes struggeling to find love and yearns for that. Its a very human thing to deal with...

    But come the fuck on. Have her catch herself looking a little too much at happy couples, or families enjoying a nice dinner, or feels alone on valentines day, or whatever else... its so fucking easy. It can practically write itself.

    Instead of... this.

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    5 points MatrixKent

    This is a Valentine's variant cover. It's meant to be goofy and mostly unrelated to the actual book.

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    2 points OffOption

    I'm pretty sure they could be goofy, while removing the folks who tried to assult her.

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    5 points MatrixKent

    Of course they could and should have. It sounded like you were criticizing the unsubtlety/cheesiness of the cover's writing in general.

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    1 points OffOption

    I mean, I didnt know it was a cover, so my creative difrences with a page that depicts "she lonely, looking for love", and what ways I would find more satesfying and meaningful, is what it is.

    But a cover, is difrent... it showing folks who did not care for her consent, in the lineup... reguardless, is pretty tonedeaf.

    Thats all.

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    1 points mtdewisfortweakers

    I'll tell you what I mentioned to someone else--oftentimes the writer/cover artist (in this case both are Sophie Campbell) doesn't know all the lore. It's quite possible she just asked one of her editors everyone Supergirl has had a relationship with. The editors themselves may not even know sometimes; they work on multiple books at once and have to know thousands of comics, which is impossible. Their main job is making sure the project comes out on time.. But every person involved in this Supergirl run, down to the letterer, (besides J Quinones, who is a guest artist for the inside art) is a woman known for feminist work. In fact, the comicsgate crowd have been coming after this book like crazy for all the "wokeness" in it and harassing the team. This is the last issue of the run due to sales, partially because of the comicsgate crowd going insane and telling everyone not to buy it. It's good though. And other stuff Sophie has written is also very good and feminist. I very, truly, think this is a mistake of ignorance. Happens all the time. This is also Sophie's first DC work that isn't a pride issue or a single fill-in issue for Birds of Prey. So it's very likely she does not know all of Kara's lore. There have been DC and Marvel books where characters that absolutely are dead have appeared in them because the writer and editors didn't know they were dead. A lore mishap is not uncommon.

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    1 points OffOption

    Never said it wasnt out of wrong done out of ignorance. Just think it was a wrong, reguardless.

    I never said we should treat the author, or artist, like witches to be burned. Just that this was a fuck up, and aint a great look.

    You might be applying way more to my statement than I think is nessesary here bud.

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    2 points mtdewisfortweakers

    I agree that is a wrong. And apologize if I read into your c9mment too much. People just go to internet harassment or calling for a book's cancellation pretty quickly so I wanted to get ahead of that.

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    1 points OffOption

    And I get the defensiveness. So apolagy accepted bud. No problem.

    Consider asking a few more questions, before coming to conclusions that someone is in favor of harrasment, rather than "well thats a bit yikes... anyway-". No offense of course. Just saying.

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    1 points MatrixKent

    Campbell didn't draw this variant cover, Quinones did. (The default Campbell cover is Kara with Streaky agonizing about whether to go on a date with a guy or hang out with Lena.)

    What makes you think the book's being canceled after February? I haven't seen anything to indicate that, and March solicits aren't out yet.

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    1 points mtdewisfortweakers

    That's my bad then, when I first scrolled through solicits the variant was the one listed first, but checking AIPT it does appear that you are right. That's what I get for not using aipt first.

    I read that it was going to be her last issue on a thread in r/comicbooks; I was actuality reading the thread because they stated that she had a plan for Young Avengers and I love YA. But a few people in the thread stated that she was wrapping up Supergirl due to sales. And the comicsgate attacks on the book are really obvious if you are in the online comics space.

    I suppose we will find out soon in March's solicits, though

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  • 5 points OAZdevs_alt2

    Well, killing is more forgivable in fiction. So many of the most popular ships in fandom are between people who keep trying to kill each other.

    My point is that if they do this again but for Superman, including Lex Luthor on the cover is necessary. It must happen.

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  • 3 points livhab

    Is that Ganondorf?

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  • 3 points negativeGinger

    I’m sorry even Jimmy??

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    3 points ShowMeYourHappyTrail

    That was my response too. Like goody two-shoes Jimmy?!

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    2 points SmileEnhancer

    I think OP said the circled characters were the bad ones, not the whole panel.

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  • 3 points dwaynetheaaakjohnson

    THE HORSE?!

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  • 6 points Mjodom32

    From my memory, the one with long red hair is lex luthor. Who faked his own death, but actually transferred his mind into a young Clone who inherited lex's company and fortune as alexander luthor Jr, lex's long lost son who was living in Australia. He went on to try and gaslight all the heroes to believe he was actually a good guy. One of the only ones who fell for it was supergirl, but its not kara. The original supergirl wasn't supermans cousin, it was a shapeshifting alien named matrix who took the form of a blonde teen girl. Early comics didnt like the idea of any kryptonians other than superman existing. He was supposed to be the last survivor of krypton.

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  • 2 points juugsd

    Evil

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  • 2 points FalseWallaby9

    https://preview.redd.it/pvgx4gkhk15g1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b159055262db67febf86e077d90ee8b347c6ef4

    Literally ANYTHING but training

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  • 2 points Case-1966

    https://preview.redd.it/cv8lkugra35g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0643774ec34e36abf45ed18361a6ef3829f5245

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  • 1 points mildly_inspiring

    bojack at it again :/

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  • 1 points Sixnigthmare

    THE HORSE 

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  • 1 points Jindo5

    Awesome superheroine

    Evil and intimidating horse

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  • 1 points BaronBytes2

    Shades of Avengers #200 where they celebrate rape.

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  • 1 points Banana_Marmalade

    I mean, trying to kill her is like, an incentive if anything... Enemies to lover is a VERY popular trope

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  • 1 points CoruscatingLogic

    Supergirl is far better as a lesbian.

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  • 1 points mtdewisfortweakers

    I agree that the choice of characters is fucked. But...this was written by a woman. Idk if it fits the sub.

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