Happy for them
  • 3863 points 10FourGudBuddy

    He just had to get the Dad bod first. Basically a requirement.

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    2073 points SeparateDeer3760

    Dad bods actually give you superpowers

    +20 strength

    -200ms reaction time

    +30 dad jokes

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    807 points UnoReverseBruh

    +10 snoring

    +25 farting

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    510 points SeparateDeer3760

    +100 weird sounds while eating and breathing

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    304 points Adventurous_Note2296

    +50 Loud sneezes

    +75 Throat clearing sounds

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    202 points Prestigious_Lake162

    +100 ability to fix things with duct tape.

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    156 points homeinthesky

    +2000 making very load groan noises when sitting down slowly.

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    92 points Prize_Ostrich7605

    +350 tiredness 

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    67 points intrueging

    +200 "When I was your age..."

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    35 points OnePinginRamius

    +5 ability to say "I'm just resting my eyes"

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    13 points Cepibul

    I am fit person but i do that to extreme extend anyways

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    8 points XavierStone32

    Or WD-40

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    108 points _BlackDove

    +14 Prostate size

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    64 points Prestigious_Lake162

    +99 ability to fall asleep anywhere.

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    20 points TheoneNPC

    +6 pack of beer

    +4 hour after work nap

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    12 points Vault_Boy90

    -45 Blood Flow

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    21 points Frosty-Comfort6699

    damn i fartmaxxed already, is there any way to reset skill points?

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    3 points userousnameous

    +400% risk of cardiovascular incident by 50.

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    3 points Some-Tradition-7290

    New skill: Bathroom Nuke

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    43 points corneliusgansevoort
    • 5 to all memory checks not involving deli meats or kids' song lyrics.

    +2 levels of exhaustion that can only be cleared by resurrection or revivification after dropping to 0 HP.

    Gains ability to duel-wield creatures under 60 lbs.

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    24 points Onepaperairplane

    +100 on selective listening

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    5 points Banana_Mage_

    You clearly have not seen dads with their 6th sense catching their kids from banging their heads

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    5 points AvoidingBansLOL

    Nah, dad saves require fast reaction time. Dad bod is a marvel of power and efficiency. Maybe the form isn't beautiful but the quality women understand what's been brought to the table.

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    3 points betterMrFatalis

    and what if you have maxed dad jokes already?

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    3 points eisbaerBorealis

    -200ms reaction time

    I beg your pardon

    https://old.reddit.com/r/DadReflexes/top/?sort=top&t=all

    (the top post is a Net-neutrality post; ignore it)

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    2 points HisAlmightyDudeness

    that's why it's minus (lower = better)

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    2 points jclv

    +20 grunting when sitting down or standing up

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    2 points Omen46

    Facts idk how it’s possible but it is

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    2 points Actual_Asparagus_

    Having to hold your breath when you tie your shoes ability.

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    2 points ruser7040

    +50 Saying, "Aaaaaahhh" Every time you sit down.

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    2 points Connect_Relation1007

    46m dad here. Fucking loving all these.

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    2 points TheMaskedHamster

    So, to some degree, yes, actually.

    I had gained about 15kg (over 30 pounds) due to some health issues. It's coming off now, but part of me regrets that because it is MUCH easier to lug things around when you have more mass over your center. My father used to gripe at me for struggling to carry things, but I could easily lift things he strained to pick up. He had 50% of my weight over me at the time, and that was his advantage.

    I saw it again today when I was showed up by someone else. I was moving something large and moderately heavy. I could lift it easily, but I couldn't walk anywhere with it without risking tipping. Someone else who was just about my height lifted it with what seemed like similar ease picked it up and walked around no problem.

    Skinny people problems.

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    4 points 10FourGudBuddy

    The strength and reaction time are switched. You haven’t see the video compilation or dads saving/catching babies.

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    2 points The5orcerer

    Strength bonus applies to opening and closing twist lids. The reaction time drops but they get advantage when it involves the kids

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    2 points oblong_pickle

    Minus reaction times mean you're faster

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    2 points 10FourGudBuddy

    Fair enough.

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    37 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    5 points lexbuck

    Congrats on the sex

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    2 points move_peasant

    were you bulking? legs looking huge

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    5 points Moshxpotato

    My man is cultivating mass

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    2 points SanityPlanet

    Stop cultivating! It's time to harvest!

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  • 2122 points Paradox_insomnia

    Well he certainly did NOT skip leg day.

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    747 points allykopow

    He never stopped carrying her between these pictures

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    124 points princess_kimm

    He carried her so long that he unlocked a new character.

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    7 points AugustHate

    Aww it's a daughter?

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    2 points Troller5971

    hes gonna have one grown ass baby if she been in there for years

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    96 points I-Make-Money-Moves

    Thighs thicker than her waist like damn

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    13 points Telucien

    He went full bulk mode

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    3 points OSUfan88

    He’s cultivating mass.

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    12 points EjaculatingAracnids

    He may have taken the bulk a bit too far.

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    26 points parking_pataweyo

    ONLY leg day!!

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    7 points Juicecalculator

    He’s like well if I’m gonna do this in hiking up my shorts so people can see these drumsticks

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    36 points Zomflower48

    Mf does pushups with his legs

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    58 points Hubris_Valric

    Aren’t those just squats?

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    21 points StahlViridian

    Don’t tell bro how to do his pushups /s

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    5 points RichardBCummintonite

    Nah his legs are so strong he can do pushups on just his toes. No arms needed

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    3 points Assassin108-9

    https://youtu.be/eINLfzEKz8M?si=UPAUv4-GIF7CEWce

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    2 points Warrior_of_Discord

    I was expecting this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed2M0-SNqjQ

    (sorry for quality)

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    6 points xXJpupXx

    Everyday is leg day when you gotta carry that body weight with every step.

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    2 points Digitaluser32

    Right?! Look at those vastus lateralus '!

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    2 points mooseknuckle45

    Looks like he didn’t skip any meals, either!

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    2 points KeldornWithCarsomyr

    He didn't skip any day, pictures are taken on the same day and edited. the sand on the right of the picture is identical between them.

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    3 points raktoe

    I’m really not seeing it.

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  • 1163 points Clipzy22

    Looks like a bulk and a half.

    Judging by the legs, he never stopped lifting just ate ALOT more.

    If I'm right I wanna see the cut

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    387 points by-myself_blumpkin

    This was posted like, 4 days ago by the man in the pic. He said his wife is a good cook, Italian maybe it was? There is no cut.

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    98 points Gozzhogger

    Balkan

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    60 points THCDonut

    Yeah some heavier people just got really good legs if least from carrying all the extra weight. Like seriously just look at the calf’s on basically any heavy person that walks a decent amount per day.

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    26 points gopher1409

    He specifically did it for Football.

    Lineman build.

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    9 points Teddyturntup

    Knee pain crash course

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    21 points RichardBCummintonite

    Nah he is definitely still working out. You don't maintain thighs like that from just carrying body weight while walking. There'd still be fat on them. His legs are fucking cut

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    6 points Free_Balling

    Brother those ain’t just fat dude legs. Those are 700 lb squat legs minimum

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    55 points Popcorn57252

    Force = mass * acceleration, so I unironically think he's significantly stronger in the right picture

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    98 points leanorange

    Obviously he’s significantly stronger his legs tripled in size

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    8 points Outrageous-Song5799

    Nah lets the engineer explain to us the math behind it

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    2 points hmm_nah

    if he's an engineer, we don't claim him

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    26 points QuantumInfinty

    pretty sure thats not how that equation is used lol, but yeah hes probably stronger

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    4 points antmanfan3911

    He went from the hulk to the bulk

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    3 points KeldornWithCarsomyr

    It's fake, the sand by his left leg is identical. Not a bad fake though.

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    6 points tiffanytrashcan

    I know things look good enough to trick me now, but wow. I actually had to run it through Synth ID to confirm. Yes, this was edited by Gemini.

    Good eye dude! A line in the sand is all we have to go on nowadays.

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    3 points Circle_Trigonist

    Looks similar in some spots but far from identical.

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    2 points spedgenius

    Incredibly good fake. That's really the only clue i can spot, in fact it almost make you wonder if they could generate all the rest, why even use the same picture to start with?

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  • 281 points LasyKuuga

    u/Fit_Woodpecker_5250 you got turned into a meme lmao

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    299 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    63 points iskippedlegdae

    There’s no way

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    96 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    106 points iskippedlegdae

    Good god, it’s actually him. Insane lol

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    27 points LesbeGoddess

    Which form are you currently? Dad bod or no dad bod?

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    72 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    20 points LesbeGoddess

    Wow that was the fastest response I’ve ever received on Reddit. Thanks!

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    21 points asdxdlolxd

    Dude if it's really you post the cut and give us your lifts

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    88 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    37 points asdxdlolxd

    Congratulations, you are a strongman.

    The same happened to me

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    28 points ever_falling

    For visibility, this guys profile is extremely strange. He is all ovdr the place and posts conflicting information. He has a girlfriend/wife and is 18,19, 20 but had a 28 year old girlfriend, but also posts in gay subs (not that theres anything wrong with that)

    This is either a person thats using our reactions for some sort of kink, or is using other peoples pictures all together.

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    2 points not_pletterpet

    Im guessing AI faker

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    20 points Quiet-ForestDweller

    Please tell us this was a bulk phase and your cut was crazy.

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    151 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    27 points Whiplash86420

    If you're both still happy and in love, that's all that matters! Cute couple!

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    14 points ThinCrusts

    Not sure if the girl in the pic is actually his partner cause he posts on gay subs

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    20 points shake_du_crowtein

    The quickest hands in the west. Bros profile is private now lmao

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    14 points ThinCrusts

    Lol it already was.

    Reddit's way of making your profile private is a very thin veil.

    Just go to the profile, click on the search, and select best of and you'll see their posts/comments.

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    2 points Available_Front_322

    Do you have to search something? And I dont see best of anywhere

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    7 points Cosmic_Quasar

    Happens to the best of us... and the worst of us. It just kinda happens. Welcome to the club where we greet each other with chest belly bumps.

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    3 points rimjob_steve

    You did it in the correct order. Get the hot wife then get fat. It’s really hard the other way.

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    2 points 2spooky4me5ever

    Why'd you DM me crying when I said you got fat then lol?

    Quit spreading your fetish around you weirdo.

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    13 points Auto-Name-1059

    In his original post he said this was before and after his 1st year of college. Someone asked him if he was drinking larger quantities of beer, because he may have a gluten intolerance.

    OP responded with "yuuhh"

    So he may just be gluten intolerant.

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    5 points dweakz

    yeah based on his thighs he never stopped working out

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    2 points k00laidmam

    Legend. Gotta ask, was this a case nattyliteitidus

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    83 points Inside_Dimension2319

    It might be him but he’s so full of shit on his profile I wouldn’t believe anything he says. One month ago he made a post asking if his girlfriend was out of his league. He also made a post a month ago claiming he is 20 and his girlfriend is 28 and they’ve been dating for two years. But also he just made a post today claiming he’s been married for a year. And of course 2 days ago he claimed he was 18 years old..

    He seems to have a weird weight gain/fat shaming kink regarding himself, and then everything else is made up.

    EDIT: lol blocked me after I called him out. Fuckin loser.

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    20 points Wallawalla1522

    This has got to be some kind of fetish thing.

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    11 points MamaBourgeois

    In that post two days ago he also said she was just his girlfriend. It ain't adding up

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    7 points tiffanytrashcan

    In the images that pass Google's filters (smart trick..) The Synth ID checks show they were edited with Gemini.

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    6 points NatomicBombs

    If you want it to get even weirder OP is the same person as the fit woodpecker guy.

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    3 points bentreflection

    his history is now hidden

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    2 points OlliFevang

    His profile is now private aswell..

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    21 points AlluzionHD

    Yea this dude is a fraud lol. Called him out multiple times and he kept blocking me. The person they’re trying to emulate is a wisconsin football player named JT seagraves

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    4 points Present_Garlic869

    It's obvious too lmao, claiming to be 18, 19 and 20 within 4 months. Weird asf

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  • 173 points chesthairbesthair

    Bodybuilder vs powerlifter

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  • 76 points glossy_moodd

    Congratulations, it is not yet known whether it will be filtered or unfiltered?

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    16 points CasualNameAccount12

    What do you mean?

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    24 points Optimal-Success-5253

    The beer belly

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    31 points 1DownFourUp

    Congrats, it's a lager

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    10 points HugeHans

    The Simpsons, er, I mean Futuramaa did it first.

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    5 points CasualNameAccount12

    I thought the baby and I was like "what?"

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    3 points TheNasky1

    ☠️

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  • 21 points poko877

    N9t this again ... guy who made this was banned on so many subs earlier this week ...

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  • 203 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    46 points RedditIsGay_8008

    Show us your progress pic!?

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    29 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    31 points RedditIsGay_8008

    Just post it on your account and make it public

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    28 points Dillonquent

    His account is private because that pic is AI/fake

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    13 points tiffanytrashcan

    They all are. Synth ID shows they were edited with Gemini.

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    19 points HerRoyalRedness

    Congrats on the mpreg.

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    2 points WuShanDroid

    Mpreg spotted in the wild 🗣🔥

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    16 points ever_falling

    For visibility, this guys profile is extremely strange. He is all ovdr the place and posts conflicting information. He has a girlfriend/wife and is 18,19, 20 but had a 28 year old girlfriend, but also posts in gay subs (not that theres anything wrong with that)

    This is either a person thats using our reactions for some sort of kink, or is using other peoples pictures all together

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    7 points Puzzleheaded-Meet513

    This post is AI.

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    16 points cornstinky

    Let's see you explain this!

    https://imgur.com/a/QQmDzoq

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    4 points Present_Garlic869

    This guy's got something seriously wrong in his head

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    5 points goatham1

    Why are you so sad

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    1 points realpopefrancis420

    Brother your legs are insane, how much are you squatting?

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  • 9 points Duckforducks

    Oh this guy. He blocked me after asking if his wife knows about all the posts he makes in gay nsfw subs lol

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    4 points 2spooky4me5ever

    He dm'd me when I told him he looks unhealthy crying about how he "bulked up". Lol

    Homeboy ain't right.

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    4 points Duckforducks

    He’s just fetish posting. He posts this picture all over innocent subreddits poking fun at how fat he’s gotten, then goes and posts on porn subreddits doing the same thing. I think I originally saw this posted on r/florida. I don’t want to see your thinly veiled fetish dude

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    2 points 2spooky4me5ever

    God that's disgusting

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  • 40 points BuriedAlive0

    So who is pregnant?

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    34 points nofootlongz

    Yes

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  • 19 points KIroWiN

    He just switched to powerlifting and is heading towards peak physique

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    2 points 5_RACCOONS_IN_A_COAT

    This is what peak performance looks like

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  • 8 points Mario583a

    Mpreg?

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    2 points CasualNameAccount12

    obv

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  • 9 points Der_Schuller

    The cuts gonna be insane

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  • 6 points thetruth8989

    That’s the guy who got roasted on another sub this week for making up stories about having a girlfriend who made him fat and posts a bunch of weird AI generated fat photos because he has a feeding fetish lol.

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    2 points tiffanytrashcan

    It should be telling how good the AI is. Simple to casually trick thousands of people now while engaging in a bizarre fetish.

    And now it takes literally less than one single minute of effort. Even months ago, to get something convincing, you'd have to reiterate, tweak, edit it or photoshop it yourself to get something realistic. At a minimum, having a complex workflow in ComfyUI and batching multiple images in one go, picking the best later.
    Now you upload the original picture, tell it what you want, bam, shockingly realistic.

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  • 28 points 2spooky4me5ever

    The guy in this pic kept posting it places and has a weird male pregnancy fetish. Not really wholesome.

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    17 points RamblinGamblinWilly

    The pictures are clearly edited, likely AI. I left a comment on one of the original ones saying that if it was real, gaining that much visceral fat in a year is deeply concerning and very unhealthy. Dude privately messaged me asking what visceral fat was. It was very weird.

    Edit: scroll through his posts, it's a fetish

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    5 points 2spooky4me5ever

    Lmao yo he dm'd me too when I said it's not a good look. He was crying about how he bulked up.

    Homie is in this comment section too. Shits a nasty and unhealthy fetish if it were real.

    Someone commented on a post a few days ago explaining all the details that makes him think the photo is AI and I agree.

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    3 points tiffanytrashcan

    You can run them through Synth ID check and they show it's edited with AI.

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    2 points 2spooky4me5ever

    Just another example that it's a fetish for this dude.

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    7 points ILuvSpaghet

    Yuppp. I also remember a few months ago I think he was posting similar pics but in a football player jersey. It looks so much like that dude. He was also posting it everywhere, just like now. Istg something is off about this.

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    3 points 2spooky4me5ever

    He's absolutely looking for attention to suit whatever needs his fetish has.

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  • 4 points Puzzleheaded-Meet513

    AI generated post and several bot accounts active throughout this thread. This site died years ago and fake engagement has been keeping it "alive".

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  • 15 points SaltyLea_

    It’s pretty rude to repost a stranger’s picture without their consent for the sole purpose of mocking their body. This isn’t a meme, it’s just mean spirited.

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    6 points Present_Garlic869

    The "transformation" pic is ai btw

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    3 points 2spooky4me5ever

    It's ok, the guy has a humiliation/mpreg/weight gain fetish according to his post history. He's probably getting off to all the attention here

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    2 points tiffanytrashcan

    It's not a real picture. This was a hallucination created on a TPU in Google's data center somewhere.

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  • 7 points Character_Past5515

    And another AI repost, STOP IT!

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  • 3 points Colombia17

    Dude decided to give up upper body and just do leg day and only leg day.

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  • 2 points stoneseef

    Bulking season

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 2 points Chiefsky1

    Those quads are speaking for themselves. Good lord.

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  • 2 points Olphegae

    aint this the guy I saw in a balkan subreddit that married a balkan girl and thats how he got overweight??

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  • 2 points VagrantSol2

    He had to feel his head to make sure he didn't forget his hat. Yep he's a dad

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 2 points Jefe_Wizen

    Bro was definitely in a frat.

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  • 2 points Ok-Motor6444

    You see what a woman can do to you!!? Think twice before you hope into a relationship.

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  • 2 points bluerazberrysoda

    I'm so confused. Why did he get so fat????

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  • 2 points Flimsy_Oven_7569

    "I'm cultivating mass."

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  • 2 points Darth_Baker_

    QUADS DUDE GAHHH DAMN

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  • 2 points QuesosoForejoe

    Mpreg

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  • 2 points abominableporcupine

    u/Fit_Woodpecker_5250 also posts his ass on rate me subs lmao. Too bad he hid his post history the last time this was reposted

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  • 2 points HardcoreNerdity

    I read somewhere else this dude keeps posting ai pics of himself getting fat. Did it in a balding subreddit also.

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  • 2 points AdMysterious8699

    Those legs though

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  • 2 points Enelro

    BEFORE INVESTING IN CRYPTO / AFTER INVESTING IN CRYPTO

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    2 points Enelro

    (Hasn't told the wife what happened yet.)

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  • 2 points archtopfanatic123

    Oh god there's something I want to make a joke about but I'm gonna get flamed if I say it o.o

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    2 points CasualNameAccount12

    there are so many comments noone will notice so say it

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  • 2 points Educational-Will-210

    He needs those legs to carry the weight of his family.

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  • 2 points OGAnimeGokuSolos

    Lol

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  • 2 points bailamost

    Grats bro. I'm also 3 years pregnant.

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  • 2 points janluigibuffon

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  • 2 points TheLittleNorsk

    carrying the twins in his thighs

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  • 2 points MyNameis_bud

    Looks like somebody discovered beer.

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  • 2 points Classic_Replacement5

    AI Slop…..

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  • 2 points ItsYaBoyBackAgain

    Hey so this guy has an odd kink where he likes altering pictures of himself to look overweight and posting them on numerous subreddits and on numerous accounts. He tags his main in the comments on an alt. A lot of the time he blames the ethnicity of his wife/girlfriend for his “weight gain”. Other times he says he’s like 19 years old and balding.

    Not even joking, wish I was. I don’t know what the kink is called, probably a humiliation based one but he’s probably touching himself to these comments.

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  • 4 points FrozenDuckman

    See fellas, they’ll try to tell you otherwise but only one of these pics is peak male form and it’s not the left one.

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  • 3 points Alpha--00

    Years of trying weren’t easy on him

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  • 4 points cutecurvywifey

    Hahahahahaha....

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  • 2 points libra-bitch

    I’m tired of seeing this again. IT’S AI!!! I’ve seen these pics in 5 different subreddits

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