Decisions, decisions

135 points Senkosoda

has anyone ever noticed the girl doesnt even have actual cat ears?

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37 points God_0f_Multiverse

Nope I noticed that now

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27 points burritolegend1500

*gasp

SHE'S AN IMPOSTOR!!

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9 points Hllblldlx3

I can’t even get a regular girlfriend, so she’s good enough for me

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6 points cdurbin909

Doesn’t look like the cat does either, maybe he’s an imposter!

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3 points Tentacle_poxsicle

He's wearing human ears

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2 points perksofbeingcrafty

Correct girls don’t usually grow cat ears

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

Reddit user founds out what girls look like! Scientists said if Reddit users keep evolving at this rate a Reddit user might talk to a girl in a hundred years!

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2 points perksofbeingcrafty

Just doing my part to educate the masses

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

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57 points Asgermf

Waiting for the monster hunt cooking squad to show up

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60 points Runyc2000

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38 points DigiTrailz

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29 points pandakaboom0

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22 points SgtKastoR

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8 points Talidel

I'll take the cat.

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6 points Vehement_Vulpes

Hunters in World: Massive homecooked 5 course meals everyday, with huge amounts of meat, carbs and drink.

Hunters in Rise: "Please help me, I've eaten nothing but dango for three months straight."

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38 points Free_Prize2595

A cat that grills? Throw it in with the doge and count me in!

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10 points BonkethDaDog2

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2 points IanAlvord

Can't! They will run away together.

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11 points nobraineraqw

win win all the time 30% percent of the time

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8 points StahlViridian

Either way you’re going to get hair in your mouth.

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3 points Heyfold

ayooo

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

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13 points Ok_Package38

A cat grill friend

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3 points God_0f_Multiverse

👍

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4 points CherryLuxxe

Cat grill friend sounds like she cooks on all fours.

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4 points God_0f_Multiverse

Nah if he cooks on all fours how would he carry the fork

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4 points colonel_vgp

I would choose the girl. I have a cat (I hope he is my friend) and his cuisine choices..... let's say I prefer to be the cook in this friendship.

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

👍

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3 points pandakaboom0

cat grill friend please

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

👍

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3 points HighlightOwn2038

I'm going with the cat grill

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3 points GentryMillMadMan

Are you telling me that the cat won’t just push everything off the grill and then meow at me?

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

Yes he knows how to cook

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3 points MRFANTA-STICK

Me who doesn’t eat grilled food: I see this as an absolute win

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

The hole is more important than the food

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2 points MRFANTA-STICK

“There’s a hole, there’s a goal” - Luigi

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3 points pixelodon_official

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2 points thatLokfan

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2 points BeneficialCustard824

Who brings the food???

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

The cat

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2 points Esdeath79

If the cat cooks like in monster hunter, I will take 5

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2 points crickert_crap69

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2 points partiftheworlDRuns

She’s cooked

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2 points CherryyTease_1

Both require treats to stay happy.

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

One will fill your stomach the other one will let you fill her

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2 points Ninja-Trix

I live pretty much everyone unanimously picked the Monster Hunter cat as their head cannon for the Grill Friend and went with that.

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

Yeah

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2 points DreamDesigner28

Can't fight on an empty stomach

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2 points Danielq37

Can the cat girlfriend also make food and not just by grilling?

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

Yes

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2 points Heyfold

Cat grill forever!

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2 points HottyPrincesX

Both sound purrfect, but who doesn’t want a cat who grills too.

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2 points Silent_Instruction60

Grandma is both

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2 points hakunamadafaka789

Monster Hunter's Palico

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2 points Sensitivevirmin

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2 points fieryfox654

If she loves me she doesn't mind to make food for me

So car girl

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

You want this?

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1 points itsakhil07

this is pretty obvious, anybody who has a brain would choose a cat grill friend.

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1 points God_0f_Multiverse

Nah the hole is greater than the food

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1 points addoniz75_

if she loves me she can also cook for me

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1 points PartyyKing

Well i dont have a gf so i choose cat grill friend

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2 points Nikitroner

Wait it doesn't say to choose. We can have both!!!

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1 points Ruskoboss1

Second thing please

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1 points Equivalent-Wealth-75

I have cats, I wouldn't trust any food they make XD

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1 points definitely_royce

Food, is love.

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1 points Durahl

hmm...

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1 points plasmadood

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1 points LikeAPwny

Grill friend and its not even close.

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1 points Send_me_duck-pics

Oh easily the cat that makes food. Not even a difficult decision.

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2 points Galaxywolf07117

Hmmm,both?

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1 points Odd-Possibility-7435

Do I still have to buy the food? Nvm, doesn't matter, picking cat grill friend either way.

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1 points yesoye

I didn't understand

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1 points God_0f_Multiverse

Which one

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2 points expiermental_boii

Fuck this I'm tired of acting cool. I WANT the cat girlfriend, I want, in the future, to get loved, I don't care about the grill friend and it's okay, because you gave me the option.

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2 points God_0f_Multiverse

You are right the pssy is more important than the kitty

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1 points expiermental_boii

... Ok so that's not what I mean, but if that's why you agree, I ain't stopping you

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1 points Wild-Artist8237

The second, next question

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1 points God_0f_Multiverse

So you chose the food over the hole

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2 points DreyfusBlue

Mandatory r/catswithjobs

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2 points CatImpressive4419

both... hehe

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