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I know that little fucker is going to attack my feet, and throw up under the bed, and go absolutely apeshit for about 2 hours just as I'm ready to go to bed. I trust him because he's predictable and consistent.
The difference is that I trust a cat will eat my face given the opportunity. Humans aren't predictable as such and are harder to trust in any meaningful way.
They also want some affection. But they make it clear when enough is enough :D. Then spent next 12 hours in closet silent as mouse while they hear you calling them and searching (panicking because you think they got out)
cats are more honest than people. does not like you? screaming, fluffy blender. like you? headbutt's into you like a missile, followed by the car's best vibrator impression
I trust that my cat. I trust that they will decide they have energy at 3 am and run across my face, or smack my face repeatedly to wake me up so I can throw their toy mouse.
My cat will do things she knows she's not allowed to do. If my plate is on the counter and I'm not looking she will sneak up to have a lick. I like my cat but one thing I'd never do is trust her.
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40% kinda high....
40% is about the percentage of people I trust to not steal from me if I turn my back for a minute.
My cat will randomly attack my leg and I still trust him more than anyone else.
It’s wild how a creature that ambushes us for sport still feels more reliable than most humans.
I know that little fucker is going to attack my feet, and throw up under the bed, and go absolutely apeshit for about 2 hours just as I'm ready to go to bed. I trust him because he's predictable and consistent.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't
You "trust" him because he's powerless and practically under your control. This thread is crazy.
Is that not still trust? People don't trust prison inmates who are kept under the guards control. You don't see people trusting them.
Your cat is still quite kind to you.
Cause humans do wrong things for evilness or for personal gain
Cats don't know what is right or wrong, they're just silly whatever thing they do, and probably don't even know they exist, and I love them for that
And ofc, for them it means playing
Ah yes, a cat would never do something for personal gain...
Not in a mischievous way lol
If they are hungry they are hungry
Many of the cats I've known are quite mischievous.
My cat drew blood yesterday because my elbow got too close to the jigsaw puzzle he was sleeping on.
Deserved, it was his jigsaw puzzle.
Typical Stockholm Cat Syndrome
That’s the magic of cats, they can betray your ankles and still earn your full loyalty.
You deserved it.
Absolutely.
You can always trust a cat to be a little dick
I certainly don't trust my cat
I wouldn’t either. That cat is plotting against you.
Yeah, nobody who really has a cat would trust them at all. OP's cat is probably just a French dog or something else equally weird
The chance of you getting slain by a cat is low but never zero
Fluffy little psychopaths.
I don’t trust orange cats.
Why? It's so cute.
Cute yes, but they drop everything while you look them in the eyes and telling them „don’t“.
But orange
Nah, it’s the calicos you have to watch out for.
The only thing I’ve ever trusted a cat to do is randomly be a dick for no reason. Still love’m, but never trust’em.
and yup theres 6 fingers there
yep AI slop
Looks like five but the one finger is bent in an impossible way
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Bottom pic, 5 fingers + thumb
lol that's just the brain parasites talking
First thing I thought of. Outing themselves huffing cat waste
Wake up honey it's time to toxopost
Must have never owned a cat if you trust it 100%.
Cats are the living embodiment of "I don't care enough about you to lie to you"
ai slop
Be careful. Cats have their own agendas and rule over humanity.
No we don't; what is this human even talking about? Purrposterous!
The difference is that I trust a cat will eat my face given the opportunity. Humans aren't predictable as such and are harder to trust in any meaningful way.
40 percent is too high
the amount of ai slop is sloppy
I trust 100% that my cat will eat if I die
Cats are indeed more optimistic than dogs.
40% is generous
Cats certainly aren't!
Trust? Cats? I mean, I love the little f*ckers but trust? Never trust a cat. They'll rip you apart if their mood is wrong
I trust dogs
This is insane cats are assholes
But you can trust them being assholes. They don't pretend otherwise
They do pretend. They get all affectionate and sweet
They also want some affection. But they make it clear when enough is enough :D. Then spent next 12 hours in closet silent as mouse while they hear you calling them and searching (panicking because you think they got out)
You're way more trusting than I am.
Yeah…all those upvotes but how many of you 100% cat trusters are touching a strange cat’s paws like that?
I don’t trust cats. They will slap you in the face when you’re not looking. And even when you’re looking.
cats are more honest than people. does not like you? screaming, fluffy blender. like you? headbutt's into you like a missile, followed by the car's best vibrator impression
Nah. Humanity sucks ass tbh.
As a fellow human I agree that we should be placing 100% trust in cats. Thank your local cat by placing cans of opened tuna outside your door
bro, 40% is too high
I trust that my cat. I trust that they will decide they have energy at 3 am and run across my face, or smack my face repeatedly to wake me up so I can throw their toy mouse.
my trust in dogs : 200%
I love my cats to death, but no fuckin way do I trust them.
Never trust cats
My trust in AI 0%
Cats: 80% Dogs: 98%
You could have made these photos yourself instead of shoving a prompt into AI, you know?
Ai slop, look at his 6-finger hand
Looks like the person who's giving the hand to the cat has 6 fingers.
Haha sometimes
True 👍
About 40% of it
Tell your cat I said "pspspsps"
I look both ways crossing a one way street, no chance i want to die to some idiot who cant read.
Are there really no stock images of shaking hands or petting a cat?
depends out of the person you're trusting
If cats could talk, they would tell a lot of interesting things
Obligatory robot chicken post
https://youtu.be/Piae-5I46QU?si=dkwngQNcBAJNVLan
You can trust a cat to be a cat, but a human can become a rat.
Anyone who has 100% trust in cats has never had their balls attacked in the middle of the night. Humans 8% trust and cats 74% trust
40%? You gonna get scammed.
That's how it is supposed to be
After seeing that video where the girls cat scratched her eye on webcam. I have zero trust in cats, in fact, I’m suspicious and wary.
Cats are still class though.
because they are small, not because they are cats.
can other animals lie?
Love my 7 finger hand its really great
My trust in humans has been below 10% for a decade.
40% is high for people
yoshi is just a portable boxing factory
You could just say animals in general
Meow
Trusting the only creatures that have a concept of lie, no thanks.
My cat will do things she knows she's not allowed to do. If my plate is on the counter and I'm not looking she will sneak up to have a lick. I like my cat but one thing I'd never do is trust her.
Delusional.
I don't trust cats either.
Cat are furry murder lizards. Who excrete parasites that force you to like them more. Miss me with this.
how much would you trust a squirrel?
If you trust a cat you're dumber than trusting people.
You ever had a small glass of water on the edge of a counter?
my cat is not to be trusted tbh
You fool that's exactly what the cats have been waiting for before they strike.
Cats trusts in humans: 0%
I mean, yeah. If you didn't trust humans you would make your day-to-day life pretty difficult.
If a cat is shaking my hand like that I'm giving him keys to the house
And cats will betray it more often than people. Attacking your hands as if you weren't already gonna give them the treat
Cats a crazy work all of tge sudden they bite and scratch like crazy
Trust in humans: 20%
Trust in cats: 75%
Trust in dogs: 200%
Trust in AI: -500%
LOL if your cat were the same size as you.......you wouldn't be with us anymore. Dogs on the other hand.....
People will sell you out to police, cats will not.
My cat left.
As my nother always said, "Trust is good, distrust is better"
Look, I like cats, but you should not trust them.
40% seems a bit high.
I don’t trust either lol
100% trust in cats is a trap. My guy is all over me, and wants to be my friend, but sometimes he tries to make biscuits on my eyeball.
my trust in dogs 10000%
My trust in cat is 0. She comes foward me but midway changes course and then back to her bed. Yeah.
My trust in myself on doing homework later : 1000000%
Proceed to forget to do homework
I cant trust my cat to not any of my food
My trust in cats is only 90% and I'm someone who absolutely loves cats
Trust in doing what exactly?
Being shits
No, trust in cats is equally low, if not lower. Dogs on the other hand is 100%
100%?! 🤪 cat will start eating your face if you oversleep 10min 😂
**Correction - My trust in cats: 0.001%
40% is still too much.
I trust that if I dare leave my food unaccompanied for more than 30s my cat will eat it
Ehh, I'd say 40% of the time
You can test your trust for me by sending your credit card number.
Honestly anyone willing to trust a cat needs help. You can like them all you want, but those little bastards ARE out to get you.
I only trust dogs. Cats are just as bad as people.
I trust neither both are opportunistic POS
My cat is 0%. She just love to bite the moment our attention moves 1% away from her
Trust them to do/not to do what though? I swear people posting this kind of shit don't seem to realise that their pet have no real agency.
High chance you have toxoplasmosis
Cat trust in human :0%
I love my cat but I do not trust him. He loves his food way more than me and that doesn't hurt my feelings it's just a reality I accept.
I don’t trust my cat lol.
Oohhh brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
I love cats. But they'll eat your corpse when you die. It doesn't matter how much they love you.
Why would you mind? You are dead. Dogs will do the same. We inhabit meatsacks.
No…, fuck no….
Stop using AI for memes
If you play Arc Raiders that number will go down much further.
Is humanity as a whole including me still worth the waste of space and giving nothing back to nature except death or just nothing?
This is indeed a question worth thinking about.
why is this an ai picture wtf?
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING AI HERE I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, NOBODY WANTS IT.
I love catsss😍
Cats are necessary for killing dragons
Cats are like roommates… you relax they’ll relax too
They're predictable and they don't suddenly change like humans