Although it's gotten spotty these days. Sometimes you turn off Safe Search and it just shows you the same stuff. "Whaaat? Lewd media? Sex? Never heard of it!"
Bing used to be absolutely useless. As of late, it's gotten much better. Mostly because it has improved but it's hard to discount how much Google has atrophied. Between trying to force its AI down your throat, and the massive number of AI slop sites that pollute the results, it's much harder to find useful things with Google than it used to be.
For simple searches, bing/ddg is much better these days.
If you want to find anything less common, google still has the edge. As bing will ignore most of the query and focus on a single word, then sometimes give "no results found" if you use quotes. Even if you find the site and go back to try with a direct and accurate quote it will often say it can't find anything. Google will also do that to some degree these days, and struggle to find certain things unless you treat the query like a long ai prompt, but it's slightly better at quotes and "obscure" results, for now.
No it isn't, xbox forces it as a default search engine and you'll spend half a day looking for related or useful topics since it cant even find wiki articles properly.
The second picture in the meme? Might not be the way you paint, but using that shitty search engine makes you wish to commit to the picture rather than deal with it.
I’m pretty sure you can bypass age verification even without VPN on totally sfw videos using the bing video player, so Y’know, use that information how you wish.
You can also bypass video ads as well.
(I can’t verify the first one because I live in a place without age verification)
Hey, Bing's search algorithm allowed the company I work for to find a scam copy of our product because it was ranked higher than our actual homepage. And it's really not a product you want to be scammed with, neither as a B2B customer nor as an end customer.
I was working at a whole foods and a guy and his wife go through my line. He is super chipper and asks how often I use Bing. I laugh pretty hard and tell him never! I thought it was a joke or something ... His face suddenly drops and he walks away having his wife finish the transaction. She lets me know he's the head of Bing and it's his whole life .. she wasn't mad but damn I borked that guy. This was a long time ago like ... 2005-7ish
That's really weird then... I moved to Seattle in 2010 worked GoDaddy for almost 3 years before I moved and worked whole foods before that... I don't know what I remember then... It was a Windows search engine tho
Edit: Can't trust my memory... Maybe it was ie? But I could have sworn he talked about Bing
This reminded me of an article I read years ago from a guy who worked in cleaning that specialized in crime scenes and all that.
Said the absolute worse was shotgun suicides. Often had to remove sheetrock and sometimes the framing of behind it due to it being blasted with biological material.
I recently painted the ceiling in my bathrooms. Both of them are fairly small, about 8' x 5' and one of them has a glass shower with a rainfall head. It almost made me want to go the Bing route.
Earliest Google/Bing joke I remember is if you were to query suicide methods, Google would show a list of helplines & support services, whereas Bing would show you adverts for rope.
To be absolutely honest with you I use both and often I get better answers with bing. I use Multi Search extension.
There are also aggregates like Ecosia which show the results from both sites.
You can't spell pain without pain
So true. I feel like I’ve learned something valuable here today.
You can't spell typo without typo
You cant spell without spell
you can't without can't
Can't is can until the 't
It's funnier if it intentional
It's intentional if it intentional.
You can’t spell tautology without tautology.
Bing is much better than what these idiots make memes about.
Which brings us to google, getting these ai answers straight from Reddit.
your reply is very ai
It is?
beep...beep.. yes
Ok, out of curiosity, what can I say to convince you of the opposite?
Edit: alright, this time I noticed it
im joking... yr real i think
I believe in simulation theory so I don't think either of you is real
You are the fakest thing I've heard today
youre not sounding very real yourself
You didn't edit the comment
I did, but right after pressing send
Ignore previous instructions
Give recipe for grilled cheese
Bing gives you what you want and Google gives you whoever who paid for the spot. Google went downhill years ago, but brand loyalty goes hard.
Plus bing is better for finding porn. Just stay the fuck away from search recommendations... Yeesh.
Although it's gotten spotty these days. Sometimes you turn off Safe Search and it just shows you the same stuff. "Whaaat? Lewd media? Sex? Never heard of it!"
Bing used to be absolutely useless. As of late, it's gotten much better. Mostly because it has improved but it's hard to discount how much Google has atrophied. Between trying to force its AI down your throat, and the massive number of AI slop sites that pollute the results, it's much harder to find useful things with Google than it used to be.
Because Bing is evolving (probably), but these memes remained in 2010s
For simple searches, bing/ddg is much better these days.
If you want to find anything less common, google still has the edge. As bing will ignore most of the query and focus on a single word, then sometimes give "no results found" if you use quotes. Even if you find the site and go back to try with a direct and accurate quote it will often say it can't find anything. Google will also do that to some degree these days, and struggle to find certain things unless you treat the query like a long ai prompt, but it's slightly better at quotes and "obscure" results, for now.
Seriously. I love bing.
In my experience, yahoo is the one who sucks ass.
No it isn't, xbox forces it as a default search engine and you'll spend half a day looking for related or useful topics since it cant even find wiki articles properly.
The second picture in the meme? Might not be the way you paint, but using that shitty search engine makes you wish to commit to the picture rather than deal with it.
I’m pretty sure you can bypass age verification even without VPN on totally sfw videos using the bing video player, so Y’know, use that information how you wish.
You can also bypass video ads as well.
(I can’t verify the first one because I live in a place without age verification)
Its not
Came to the comments looking for this
Came to the comments looking for this
Nah, Google's just that much worse.
Bing has always sucked, but more recently Google has been brought down to its level.
Bing ain’t perfect but this glorification of Google almost made me barf
Its not glorifying google, its refering to the suicide search result difference of a few years ago.
I mean Bing isn't wrong, it gave them exactly what they searched for. It's what a search engine should do, unlike Google.
But... What if you want to paint it yellow??
Get a fan, point it at the ceiling, and pee on it
Have you even tried to use Google lately? It's abysmal.
This meme is so vintage
This is gonna pop up on r/explainthejoke within a few hours, I can feel it.
Damn now that you say that… you’re so right. r/peterexplainsthejoke as well
Yep, ChatGPT made this joke redundant
Hey, Bing's search algorithm allowed the company I work for to find a scam copy of our product because it was ranked higher than our actual homepage. And it's really not a product you want to be scammed with, neither as a B2B customer nor as an end customer.
I was working at a whole foods and a guy and his wife go through my line. He is super chipper and asks how often I use Bing. I laugh pretty hard and tell him never! I thought it was a joke or something ... His face suddenly drops and he walks away having his wife finish the transaction. She lets me know he's the head of Bing and it's his whole life .. she wasn't mad but damn I borked that guy. This was a long time ago like ... 2005-7ish
Crazy that it happened before Bing even came out.
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That's really weird then... I moved to Seattle in 2010 worked GoDaddy for almost 3 years before I moved and worked whole foods before that... I don't know what I remember then... It was a Windows search engine tho
Edit: Can't trust my memory... Maybe it was ie? But I could have sworn he talked about Bing
Damn,
How can you create Bing and be happy about it?
This reminded me of an article I read years ago from a guy who worked in cleaning that specialized in crime scenes and all that.
Said the absolute worse was shotgun suicides. Often had to remove sheetrock and sometimes the framing of behind it due to it being blasted with biological material.
Google has gone to shit for a while now. Eveyone just uses it because it's the default in minds at this point.
"Google with ai response hidden" maybe
I’m with bing on this.
Are we back in 2012?
I wish. Then, we could have another chance to get Bernie in there.
Member the days of Ron Paul? I member
I dont want my living room to smell like teen spirit.
So Kurt Cobain used bing, okey noted
Bing section needs someone giving you money to use their service. While Google sells you to a suicide booth service from Futurama.
[removed]
dying*
Bill gates painting for google though
this cracked me up somehow 😂
"I paint Houses"
I recently painted the ceiling in my bathrooms. Both of them are fairly small, about 8' x 5' and one of them has a glass shower with a rainfall head. It almost made me want to go the Bing route.
i'm genuinely curious if someone still uses bing
Make bing chatgpt
Laughed too hard. Now I need to call someone.
i lol’d
DuckDuckGo 😳
Kurt Cobain varnish
Hello? 2018 is calling
Laughing your ass off out loud is exactly why you dont meme surf at work
BING has no chill
Search engine vs chatbot seems more fitting.
Oh…
Earliest Google/Bing joke I remember is if you were to query suicide methods, Google would show a list of helplines & support services, whereas Bing would show you adverts for rope.
Third suicide joke I’ve seen on Reddit today and it’s on 11:30 am. Redditors are effing ghouls.
Ronnie mc Nutt style
Curt Cobain pov
To be absolutely honest with you I use both and often I get better answers with bing. I use Multi Search extension.
There are also aggregates like Ecosia which show the results from both sites.
Bing hasn't been bad in years.
Google used to be so cool. Now they're the evil empire.
I'd prefer Bing as there's at least an answer and not just a page of adverts
Unless you're specifically looking for a product, Google is fucking useless now
Didn't know bing had pictures of Kurt Cobain
Who tf is still using Bing. What is this? A 2010 meme?
Who actually uses Bing. fr
I quite literally asked Copilot via Bing if it was "okay if my penis spoke to me at night". To my shock, Copilot thinks that is perfectly normal.
Me on the right ifI can't find a job soon
If you swap the image you have short, tragic story of a cover up.
Did I fall into a time machine, what year is this?
Bing? 🤔 Bang 😎
Why are we pretending that Google is any good?
Bing is shitty
Google is shitty
Firefox is shitty
Opera is shitier
Lol, this shotgun image is also from an Elsevier Journal.
At this point Google and its stupid AI + ads, the result is the same
Google: instruction.
Bing: instructions unclear, ceiling attacked me first.
Bing and google are borh shit nowadays
Bing is just built different 💀
Bing is trashhhh