Id argue the spider frame ahould be in the top left corner of kill after, widows (what she seems to mostly be based on) have a decent habit of eating a few males before feeling ready to lay
There's literally no lore whatsoever to support the idea that Yareli is a child.
All we know is that she was a Yuvan theater actress that made fun of orokin customs and was turned into a warframe for her transgressions. Grandmother describes her as a very very old friend. Cutesy and animated behavior makes her popular with children, but does not make her a child.
You're right about one thing though.
The list is trash. Hildryn would 100% kill you during sex with her massive quads.
The yuvan that Yareli was before she turned into a warframe may have been referred to by Ballas as a little ocean flower and Yareli herself as Little Yareli but but there's no evidence of the yuvan being an actual child
Think again, how many people are referred to as little while they themselves are big grown-up adults or how many famous rappers willingly call themselves little or lil
Even people in their 20s are still referred to as youths and by the time you reach 20 you're pretty much an adult
Why is gauss not here hmmm??? He is clearly the most attractive frame in the entire game.
Too fast to catch and put on the chart
Ahh, true that.
He's in the same area as grendel he's just way too far off the chart to be seen
Well cuz Grendel is there and they are in a comitted Bromance
Second only to limbo
Because it was made by gauss
Especially since Grendel is already here. They are a couple already.
I was wondering this exactly. And Umbra.
Why is citrine kill after? isn't she literally a cupid?
Gemussy is full of sharp geodes. You either live with severe lacerations, or die of blood loss.
Her passive is literally affinity wide health regen. + her second ability is dr 50 at base.
can't out heal the slash procs
Unless she mods herself
She's made of infestation. She can probably make them soft.
Hmm not enough men
No, Grendel is more than enough man for me 🤤
Grendal should be on the sex and kill after side because the vore game is out of this dimension
YES, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDSðŸ˜
This is not true, Valkyr is an excellent cuddler afterwards. It's Protea you gotta watch out for, business with her can be rather cut-throat...
I finally find a brother defending cat wife
All it costed was Protea slander.
Is hildryn just "do whatever you want"?
She'll do whatever she wants to you, that's for sure.
Dagath on the right side? The one who literally rose from the grave to kill the couple who discarded her like trash?
She should also be higher because she cannonically fucks
She’s not mad at you. Not yet, anyway.
Just don’t try to sneak off afterwards unless you want to be curbstomped by a procession of spooky magic horses.
Camon nxy is not notsex with that eleanor skin
Her tongue is knobed for his and her pleasure if they are brave enough
Id argue the spider frame ahould be in the top left corner of kill after, widows (what she seems to mostly be based on) have a decent habit of eating a few males before feeling ready to lay
Jade near no sex? Are we deadass?
She still loves Stalker. She wouldn’t cheat on him 🥺
I harbor no affection for that man. I left him for a woman.
Damn, we boutta see stalker and jade on Maury over custody of Orion
His name is Sirius, dammit! I dissolved for the little guy, I get to name him!
Love the name. Makes sense. Considering how long you had to think of it.
My Jade is 3D printed, and what she does to me is her business.
I wanted her top of the bunch because she canonically had the plumber over if you know what I'm saying
Oh my 😳
Citrine top left? Khora bottom left? WTF is this chart
Jade is pregnant which means she has had sex, she should be up higher with Mirage and Ember
But not with drifter/operator, so...
Bro neither has mirage or ember
Yeah, but they are hot
Motherfucker most warframes are.
Khora in no sex? THE bdsm queen in no sex?
The most hetero chart of all time - where's all the cute boys!?
Valkyr would not kill valkyr would cuddle and be happy
You say that then she gives you a hickey that tears half your torso off.
I would love it
https://preview.redd.it/fyvoclqsrdag1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04db49737179621dfa3051259bdb0f9873e2d49
where's my guy Harrow at? or is he swearing a vow of celibacy?
How you gonna put the literal pregnant woman on no sex, what is she about to have baby space Jesus?
its incomplete though
I just wanna fuck and marry Volt is that such a crime xD?
Amir
Exactly!
Hildryn could kill me during sex by accident and I would be grateful.
Where is Nezha
Where is Inaros
hildryn centered belies a deep corruption of your soul. i suggest seeking spiritual healing immediately
Could hildryn obliterating my pelvis be considered spiritual healing?
now men
Oraxia on the left tells me you're a fool. Garuda on the left shows us your cowardice
Wifey deserves better >:(
Vauban is clearly off the charts in terms of sex
Noticing a distinct lack of a specific concrete boy on here.
High risk of pinching considering the fact that it breaths
WHERE IS KULLERVO
why am i on the kill and no sex side? i can make sex very.. electrifying. ;3
Qorvex is max sex, look at the codpiece.
But center line for marry/kill, some may not want the radioactive warmth
I totally agree
No sex with Mag but sex with Mirage?? They're like, damn near the same body type!
Is equinox like.. 3 people
id be riding zephyr's codpiece until she runs out of energy and she cant upkeep tail wind hover any longer and she falls into the blankets in my arms
I feel like Koumei should be in every single quadrant just because it would be up to a dice roll
this might be least accurate chart i’ve ever seen
...where styanax
Umm I'd have different opinions about hildryn... Being that i main hildryn but you do you ig
Hyldrin decides when and how you will have sex, no cap
Atlas is definitely top far right as possible
Not my bi ass wondering where the rest of the male frames are
Hey, wheres the twi
Why is it only women where’s the dudes
Wtf is this trash and you're sick putting yarelli a child on the sex side
There's literally no lore whatsoever to support the idea that Yareli is a child.
All we know is that she was a Yuvan theater actress that made fun of orokin customs and was turned into a warframe for her transgressions. Grandmother describes her as a very very old friend. Cutesy and animated behavior makes her popular with children, but does not make her a child.
You're right about one thing though.
The list is trash. Hildryn would 100% kill you during sex with her massive quads.
Well technically any Warframe would have no issues killing a human during carnal activities
Hildryn would be watermelon-in-the-thighs level of carnage for sure though
The yuvan that Yareli was before she turned into a warframe may have been referred to by Ballas as a little ocean flower and Yareli herself as Little Yareli but but there's no evidence of the yuvan being an actual child
Think again, how many people are referred to as little while they themselves are big grown-up adults or how many famous rappers willingly call themselves little or lil
Even people in their 20s are still referred to as youths and by the time you reach 20 you're pretty much an adult
You've convinced me. Yareli is now a mumble rapper in my headcanon.
Nah she's a Babymetal-esque Jpop singer who sings the opening of many Corpus-made anime
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