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  • 150 points Breadboi_09

    Why is gauss not here hmmm??? He is clearly the most attractive frame in the entire game.

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    83 points Shiruno_rinisaki0619

    Too fast to catch and put on the chart

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    14 points Breadboi_09

    Ahh, true that.

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    11 points Vintenu

    He's in the same area as grendel he's just way too far off the chart to be seen

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    4 points IamStroodle

    Well cuz Grendel is there and they are in a comitted Bromance

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    3 points Lord_Umpanz

    he ran away :(

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    2 points Ok_Macaroon6951

    Second only to limbo

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    2 points Intrepid-Device-1750

    Because it was made by gauss

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    2 points Tragobe

    Especially since Grendel is already here. They are a couple already.

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    1 points Vortex_1911

    I was wondering this exactly. And Umbra.

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  • 90 points NeoPootter

    Why is citrine kill after? isn't she literally a cupid?

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    59 points Pakari-RBX

    Gemussy is full of sharp geodes. You either live with severe lacerations, or die of blood loss.

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    45 points NeoPootter

    Her passive is literally affinity wide health regen. + her second ability is dr 50 at base.

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    8 points Rabbit1Potato

    can't out heal the slash procs

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    1 points UberCookieSlayer

    Unless she mods herself

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    1 points UberCookieSlayer

    She's made of infestation. She can probably make them soft.

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  • 115 points KINGR3DPANDA

    Hmm not enough men

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    16 points Thaco-Thursday

    No, Grendel is more than enough man for me 🤤

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  • 53 points Moma743

    Grendal should be on the sex and kill after side because the vore game is out of this dimension

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    9 points GodILoveMyBoyfriend

    YES, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS😭

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  • 37 points Adoring_Fan_88

    This is not true, Valkyr is an excellent cuddler afterwards. It's Protea you gotta watch out for, business with her can be rather cut-throat...

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    3 points ThivanKunz

    I finally find a brother defending cat wife

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    2 points Adoring_Fan_88

    All it costed was Protea slander.

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  • 26 points nafetS1213

    Is hildryn just "do whatever you want"?

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    48 points Zfisher335

    She'll do whatever she wants to you, that's for sure.

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  • 20 points ArcadiaXLO

    Dagath on the right side? The one who literally rose from the grave to kill the couple who discarded her like trash?

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    17 points TheMends

    She should also be higher because she cannonically fucks

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    2 points Thaurlach

    She’s not mad at you. Not yet, anyway.

    Just don’t try to sneak off afterwards unless you want to be curbstomped by a procession of spooky magic horses.

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  • 17 points Shopalashorla

    Camon nxy is not notsex with that eleanor skin

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    3 points AdPuzzleheaded3913

    Her tongue is knobed for his and her pleasure if they are brave enough

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  • 10 points AnxietiesCopilot2

    Id argue the spider frame ahould be in the top left corner of kill after, widows (what she seems to mostly be based on) have a decent habit of eating a few males before feeling ready to lay

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  • 11 points eli-boy747

    Jade near no sex? Are we deadass?

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    4 points Hot_Outside_9688

    She still loves Stalker. She wouldn’t cheat on him 🥺

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    3 points JadeFromWarframe

    I harbor no affection for that man. I left him for a woman.

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    3 points Hot_Outside_9688

    Damn, we boutta see stalker and jade on Maury over custody of Orion

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    1 points JadeFromWarframe

    His name is Sirius, dammit! I dissolved for the little guy, I get to name him!

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    1 points eli-boy747

    Love the name. Makes sense. Considering how long you had to think of it.

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    2 points eli-boy747

    My Jade is 3D printed, and what she does to me is her business.

    I wanted her top of the bunch because she canonically had the plumber over if you know what I'm saying

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    1 points Hot_Outside_9688

    Oh my 😳

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  • 11 points The_Hanky_Panky

    Citrine top left? Khora bottom left? WTF is this chart

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  • 9 points EPICDUDE365

    Jade is pregnant which means she has had sex, she should be up higher with Mirage and Ember

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    -3 points BusyDevice_

    But not with drifter/operator, so...

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    6 points EPICDUDE365

    Bro neither has mirage or ember

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    -5 points BusyDevice_

    Yeah, but they are hot

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    10 points EPICDUDE365

    Motherfucker most warframes are.

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  • 8 points insanity-arc

    Khora in no sex? THE bdsm queen in no sex?

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  • 8 points Whatupwidat

    The most hetero chart of all time - where's all the cute boys!?

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  • 6 points Aggressive-Trust1651

    Valkyr would not kill valkyr would cuddle and be happy

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    3 points 1Estel1

    You say that then she gives you a hickey that tears half your torso off.

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    5 points ThivanKunz

    I would love it

    https://preview.redd.it/fyvoclqsrdag1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04db49737179621dfa3051259bdb0f9873e2d49

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  • 6 points blakegryph0n

    where's my guy Harrow at? or is he swearing a vow of celibacy?

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  • 7 points Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

    How you gonna put the literal pregnant woman on no sex, what is she about to have baby space Jesus?

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  • 4 points Lagoserter

    its incomplete though

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  • 5 points DrDingsGaster

    I just wanna fuck and marry Volt is that such a crime xD?

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    2 points Ok-1549

    Amir

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    5 points DrDingsGaster

    Exactly!

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  • 5 points Sachayoj

    Hildryn could kill me during sex by accident and I would be grateful.

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  • 5 points OrangeHairedTwink

    Where is Nezha

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  • 3 points tw0_fang_the_2st

    Where is Inaros

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  • 3 points Littlebigchief88

    hildryn centered belies a deep corruption of your soul. i suggest seeking spiritual healing immediately

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    1 points Mudkipz949

    Could hildryn obliterating my pelvis be considered spiritual healing?

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  • 3 points Preindustrialcyborg

    now men

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  • 3 points InnuendoBot5001

    Oraxia on the left tells me you're a fool. Garuda on the left shows us your cowardice

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  • 2 points Pen_Front

    Wifey deserves better >:(

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  • 2 points AlexTheGreen_

    Vauban is clearly off the charts in terms of sex

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  • 2 points AverageTuxedo

    Noticing a distinct lack of a specific concrete boy on here.

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    3 points No-Ring-8654

    High risk of pinching considering the fact that it breaths

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  • 2 points Monkey_Storm

    WHERE IS KULLERVO

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  • 2 points Gyre_Prime

    why am i on the kill and no sex side? i can make sex very.. electrifying. ;3

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  • 1 points Insertgameboard

    Qorvex is max sex, look at the codpiece.

    But center line for marry/kill, some may not want the radioactive warmth

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  • 1 points MirageMatingPress

    I totally agree

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  • 1 points SilverSpoon1463

    No sex with Mag but sex with Mirage?? They're like, damn near the same body type!

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  • 1 points KezH0

    Is equinox like.. 3 people

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  • 1 points Exist_Boi

    id be riding zephyr's codpiece until she runs out of energy and she cant upkeep tail wind hover any longer and she falls into the blankets in my arms

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  • 1 points Nuker707

    I feel like Koumei should be in every single quadrant just because it would be up to a dice roll

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  • 1 points karma7137

    this might be least accurate chart i’ve ever seen

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  • 1 points Euphoric_Fan_6931

    ...where styanax

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  • 1 points kn4046

    Umm I'd have different opinions about hildryn... Being that i main hildryn but you do you ig

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  • 1 points AlbertDarkBat

    Hyldrin decides when and how you will have sex, no cap

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  • 1 points 50-B1essings

    Atlas is definitely top far right as possible

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  • 1 points King_krympling

    Not my bi ass wondering where the rest of the male frames are

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  • 1 points Meandthebois0

    Hey, wheres the twi

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  • 1 points Karlecai

    Why is it only women where’s the dudes

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  • -34 points LostMainAccGuessICry

    Wtf is this trash and you're sick putting yarelli a child on the sex side

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    28 points Ne0shad0u

    There's literally no lore whatsoever to support the idea that Yareli is a child.

    All we know is that she was a Yuvan theater actress that made fun of orokin customs and was turned into a warframe for her transgressions. Grandmother describes her as a very very old friend. Cutesy and animated behavior makes her popular with children, but does not make her a child.

    You're right about one thing though.

    The list is trash. Hildryn would 100% kill you during sex with her massive quads.

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    4 points ArbitUHHH

    Well technically any Warframe would have no issues killing a human during carnal activities

    Hildryn would be watermelon-in-the-thighs level of carnage for sure though

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    5 points ImCravingForSHUB

    The yuvan that Yareli was before she turned into a warframe may have been referred to by Ballas as a little ocean flower and Yareli herself as Little Yareli but but there's no evidence of the yuvan being an actual child

    Think again, how many people are referred to as little while they themselves are big grown-up adults or how many famous rappers willingly call themselves little or lil

    Even people in their 20s are still referred to as youths and by the time you reach 20 you're pretty much an adult

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    4 points 1Estel1

    You've convinced me. Yareli is now a mumble rapper in my headcanon.

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    3 points ImCravingForSHUB

    Nah she's a Babymetal-esque Jpop singer who sings the opening of many Corpus-made anime

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    7 points Kindly_Stress7069

    🤡🫵

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