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  • 28 points Antique-Salad-9249

    This video was cut short.

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  • 24 points thefeedling

    You ate my brother's chest motherfuck3r

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    7 points scrotumsweat

    *sister's. His brother just got ground up on the sexing line.

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    2 points Longjumping-Run-7027

    It’s a turkey, not a chicken.

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    1 points scrotumsweat

    Huh. Seems small .

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  • 9 points GuavaOdd1975

    Turkey's spurs would like a word.

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  • 8 points shiner820

    Dude! Swat that bastard!

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  • 8 points isthatabear

    I was fully expecting the bird to hijack his car and drive it away.

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  • 8 points Equivalent-Smell-500

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  • 4 points weskun

    Some thug that died and got reincarnated as a bird, and immediately went back to his day job.

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  • 2 points WAllimo1971

    That things got to go...

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  • 1 points mmm-submission-bot

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    turkey wants to peck man. man escapes, only to find angry bird on the other side of his car.


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  • 1 points fotowork3

    He pissed off that Crow at some point

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  • 1 points Fit_Breakfast6970

    Jajaja 😂 😂 😂

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  • 1 points Radiant_Drop_9344

    Just dress in full camo and carry a shotgun and you will never see one

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  • 1 points chichoandthecamera

    Apex predator ladies and gentlemen

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  • 1 points PsJ90

    He's lucky the bird didn't enter the vehicle

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  • 1 points beerissweety

    This turkey shouldn’t be pardoned

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  • 1 points joined_under_duress

    Untitled Turkey Game

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  • 1 points EscapeFacebook

    That jive turkey!

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  • 0 points reheateddiarrhea

    It's a 10 lb bird. It's posturing, but it can't really hurt you haha.

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    9 points Charming-Flamingo307

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    6 points reheateddiarrhea

    We had wild turkeys in the neighborhood I grew up in. Much like geese, they can be relentless but you can just shove them away with your foot. Toms are a bit bigger and more aggressive, but they are still not genuinely dangerous. Just give them a swift kick and tell them to move along. The turkey above is definitely not a full grown Tom, it really does only weigh around 10lbs.

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    5 points Charming-Flamingo307

    When I was little I had roosters half that size get spurs stuck in your calf muscle and bleed like hell

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    4 points reheateddiarrhea

    Maybe rooster spurs are sharper. As much as they tried to scratch me, they never got through my pants. I would actually laugh when they were trying to attack me. They are also shockingly stupid. I've seen them peck at their reflection on a car for an entire day, haha.

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    3 points kroxigor01

    Except that it had claws.

    Most people don't really want to be in a fistfight with the cutlery draw.

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    0 points reheateddiarrhea

    Oh no, you might get scratched a little. Better run away dramatically instead of giving it a little kick and going about your business.

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    2 points kroxigor01

    This guy avoided getting scratched, at least for the length of video posted.

    You'd prefer to bleed but look more dignified. Good for you.

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    2 points reheateddiarrhea

    Bleed out? I dealt with them every day walking to school. Not once did they even manage to scratch through my pants. I was 50 lbs. back then, this is a fully grown man. I understand why he is scared, they are aggressive. He doesn't have to be scared though, because that little bird cannot seriously hurt him.

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    2 points ductapemonster

    You forget about that one dude cockfighting who got killed by his own chicken. Spurs opened an artery and he bled out.

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    6 points OptimisticSnake

    They mutilate roosters by adding razerblades to their spurs, so if that was the case its not unexpected.

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    4 points reheateddiarrhea

    That's an extremely unlikely freak accident. I've had loads of experience with turkeys, they are all show.

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    -5 points ductapemonster

    So my anecdotal evidence isn't legit,  but yours is?

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    6 points reheateddiarrhea

    I mean, your example is of someone dying from a rooster. How many times do you think that's happened in the history of the earth? I dealt with wild turkeys every day walking to school. I used to be scared of them until I realized that they couldn't do any serious damage to me. They couldn't even scratch through my pants. Plus, people put razor blades on fighting roosters. Do you think people put razor blades on wild turkeys?

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  • 0 points H-S-Striker

    see anime meme version here.

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