Maybe maybe maybe
  • 267 points Potato-chipsaregood

    There was no maybe here. We all knew what she was going to do about 10 seconds in. I feel bad for everyone around her.

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    77 points RoguePlanet2

    That moped didn't stand a chance.

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    56 points BaneRiders

    Such a sweet and innocent moped it was too. We shall always remember it as it was - full of life. Now, alas, it is full of death. Thoughts and prayers.

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    23 points RoguePlanet2

    Did its best to protect the car parked behind it, alas........died a hero. Or maybe it'll recover in surgery.

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    5 points Fatbadger3

    And only one day from retirement!

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    21 points SirTainLee

    Some say she's still trying to park, somewhere in the middle of America by now.

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    6 points BaneRiders

    It is estimated that she has already caused more damage than Hurricane Katrina and she is still at it. Where will this end?

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    30 points Difficult-Carpet-324

    I thought maybe she was gonna hit that first near miss. Then I thought maybe she successfully parked her car. And THEN I thought MAYBE she was only going to hit the moped and not the car behind it… AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WAS GOING TO HIT A PERSON OR TWO…but I was wrong.

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    7 points tkhrnn

    I thought the first attempt was insurance fraud.

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  • 106 points Suitable-Medium5509

    Take her right to be behind the wheel of anything

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    28 points john_the_fetch

    Even those fisher-price kiddy toys.

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    5 points thegreenmonkey69

    I wouldn't let her drive my Tonka truck.

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    5 points Tounage

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  • 71 points Acrobatic-Reason-934

    Please, hand in your driver's license.

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    32 points phenix17

    I'm not sure she has one to hand in...

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    13 points aerkith

    I’m not sure she has hands.

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    8 points Scythro

    I'm not sure she has eyes.

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    2 points johnnyup

    I'm not sure she has bodily motor functions to just lift her leg off the fkn acceleration

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    1 points Such-Instruction-452

    Definitely no brain to connect all the organs that do remain present

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  • 153 points Tha_Watcher

    How do these people have licenses!?!

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    11 points TheGoldblum

    Generally, they don’t

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    16 points Oaker_at

    No shit. How do those people even feel safe to drive anyway? Like do they think it’s normal to have a panic attack every time you are sitting behind the wheel?

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    4 points Altruistic-Disk4914

    Opiates and/or alcohol.

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    6 points deenali

    They do???

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  • 38 points NasaChinitaAngTrauma

    She ain't drunk, she probs be using both feet like she's in the arcade.

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    57 points jchaven

    Definitely this!

    I was once in a car with someone who drove with one foot on the gas and one on the brake. When I said something about how dangerous it was they tried to defend the practice and got angry from people telling "her all the time" not to use two feet.

    Not 5 minutes later she got her wires crossed and rear-ended a car when she sped-up instead of braking. No real damage other than her ego. She still uses both feet 30 years later.

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    7 points Difficult-Carpet-324

    She may also just confused the pedals. Looks over her right shoulder shifting her body weight from the accelerator. Removes foot off that pedal and instead of hitting the brake, continuing to look back, hits the accelerator a second time. It makes sense in my head.

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    -12 points RadarTechnician51

    Maybe she is used to a manual, that might do it?

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    6 points Unreal_Sausage

    If you do this in an automatic I think it would be worse in a manual.

    Although she'd have probably just stalled it rather than absolutely juicing it into those other cars.

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    2 points hoosierhiver

    it also just needlessly wears out your brakes

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    3 points henriuspuddle

    Interesting you know how she drives 30 years later

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    10 points jchaven

    Were close friends.

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    8 points CompetitiveReview416

    Your friend is a donkey

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    -3 points pinoytasty

    You're still friends? Wtf

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    1 points Fatbadger3

    Read again. They ‘were’ close friends. So sad.

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    1 points pinoytasty

    Ok i might be wrong. He said "Were close friends" which my brain automatically translated to "We are close friends" - and that he hates using punctuation marks.

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    -6 points Wretched_Geezer

    You have apparently never driven a manual transmission. Try that using only one foot.

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    7 points footpole

    Obviously not the point at all.

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    1 points jchaven

    I drive a 2017 Honda Accord with a 6-speed manual.

    Before this I owned a 1997 Saturn SC-2 with a 5-speed manual.

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    -10 points Illustrious_Can4110

    TBH I drive with one foot on the gas and one on the pedals. It's because I learned to drive a manual first and drive nothing but manuals for 15 years. It's never caused me any problems though and I've been driving automatics for close to 30 years now.

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    10 points Unreal_Sausage

    You shouldn't do that in a manual either!

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    -6 points Illustrious_Can4110

    I didn't. My left foot, that obviously was used to working the clutch, took over on the brake pedal instead.

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    5 points Unreal_Sausage

    You're not really supposed to just have your foot resting on the clutch or the brake was my point. There's a little foot rest to the left of the clutch pedal for that purpose.

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    1 points penguin_skull

    You shouldn't do that in a manual either!

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    3 points footpole

    And your doing it wrong. You’re admitting to not being a good driver like it’s a good thing.

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    1 points penguin_skull

    By the way she's using the mirrors (not looking in the mirrors at all), she's full of bad driving habits.

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    1 points AgentK-BB

    Using both feet is a legit and necessary technique in hilly places with automatic transmission but she shouldn't use it on flat ground, of course.

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    2 points RuTsui

    Not sure why you’re being down voted.

    Gas-break modulation is the preferred technique to keep torque and traction in rough terrain. You keep your foot on the gas to keep RPMs at around 15 - there’s even an indicator for this on off-road vehicles on the tachometer - then use your break to manage the speed and manage power to the wheels.

    Gas-break modulation is also used in pitting and depending on car may be used in high speed driving.

    It’s mostly a way of defeating the ESC in modern vehicles which is normally good but may work against you if you’re already losing traction.

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    0 points Fatbadger3

    Ahhh. She thought she was pitting. And then panicked when no one changed out her tires but she was getting passed.

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  • 20 points MrDavieT

    ….. how…..?…..

    🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • 15 points Technical_Ad_6594

    Drunk?

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    -5 points cronoklee

    Surely a seizure or stroke?

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    5 points Difficult-Carpet-324

    She looks fine after she barely missed the first car and was attempting to reverse a second time

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  • 14 points yeatruestory

    Damn, they just went for the full send

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  • 12 points ThisThingIsStuck

    Pos should never be behind the wheel again

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  • 19 points SugarRushG

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  • 9 points Consistent-Goat-6293

    Take the license, you suck at driving. Try sitting while on a bus.

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  • 9 points doktor_wankenstein

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  • 7 points tzdsgyw1115

    It's lucky she didn't kill anyone

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  • 8 points FillAffectionate4558

    It looks funny but where I live a man sitting at a outside table having a fucking coffe was killed by a idiot driver reversing out of a car spot,fuck these people should have there car impounded and banned from driving for life

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  • 8 points Mobile-Boss-8566

    Looks like someone failed parallel parking in drivers education.

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    16 points No_Guess9322

    No, someone failed to operate a car...

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    9 points viceraptor

    No, someone failed...

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    1 points Yowzz

    No, someone drunk

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    1 points Fatbadger3

    No.

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  • 5 points uhmbob

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    3 points choldie1

    And that was in reverse.

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  • 6 points druberdriver2

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  • 5 points AkaliAz

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  • 3 points SoftAncient2753

    WTF?

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  • 3 points RecipeOpen2606

    Wow

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  • 3 points Quantum-_-_-

    And she goes away ? What a scumbag

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  • 3 points Alternative_Pace6132

    Be honest. You all knew that scooter was going to eat it.

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  • 4 points what_username_to_use

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  • 5 points Vegetable-River-253

    A monkey with a shotgun

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 2 points mmm-submission-bot

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  • 2 points hifiplus

    Which one do I press for stop again?

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  • 2 points bukubucks666

    Now that’s a cleansing park 😂 where you wipe the road clean before you park 😂

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  • 2 points pmf026

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  • 3 points caspert79

    Hope she does better in the kitchen.

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    1 points Final-Ad-2033

    I wouldn't trust her to boil water.

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  • 3 points jimhabfan

    Maybe maybe maybe this person shouldn’t be allowed to drive…..

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  • 2 points dividezero

    looks medical

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  • 2 points Wooden-Lifeguard-636

    How did she even get that far?

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  • 2 points ILV-28

    Blonde

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  • 2 points Best_Horror7752

    Hope she went to jail forever

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  • 2 points BrokeButFabulous12

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  • 2 points Resident_Bed3872

    Me: Stereotypes based on gender are a lazy to describe a situation. Also me: Everyone knows that's a woman and everyone knows the inevitable outcome.

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    3 points Sure_Lavishness_8353

    I phrased it like this: “that ain’t no dude with a mullet. Dude with a mullet could park a boat at a bike rack.”

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    -2 points SabbyFox

    You were right the first time 🫩 If you’re not too lazy, Google “What gender is statistically better at driving.”

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    1 points Ostlund_and_Sciamma

    In France, 84% of those responsible for fatal accidents are men. Men are 5 times more likely to cause a fatal accident (for equivalent travel time when driving a car).

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  • 1 points michaelincognito

    Nailed it

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  • 1 points Illustrious-Crow-331

    Why do people just send it when getting it wrong?

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  • 1 points ReddiGod

    Saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by putting it in reverse and driving away.

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  • 1 points Big_Letterhead1467

    Doamne ferește!

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  • 1 points Mammoth-Bike1995

    That was my last Uber driver.

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  • 1 points rgvmadness

    Nailed it!

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  • 1 points deus_ex_vagina2

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  • 1 points TurnipAny5847

    Heyyy. Maybe maybe??? Do not ruin the sub

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  • 1 points PumpkiNibbler

    Day in the life...

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  • 1 points isthatabear

    Leadfoot Larry strikes again.

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  • 1 points AngrehPossum

    She's not using the mirrors at all.

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  • 1 points Historical_Date_1314

    Someone take that person’s driving licence off them before they kill someone.

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  • 1 points Proper-Photograph-76

    Le dieron el carnet de conducir en una tombola...

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  • 1 points Voguish_hydra

    Some people should never be allowed to drive! They are idiot weapons

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  • 1 points GrifoMalvento23

    Why people that drive like this have the driver's license? Thay are dangerous for everyone and themselves.

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  • 1 points tuwimek

    Why did no one take the keys after the first episode?

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  • 1 points iluvnips

    Car with on/off switch for the accelerator? Always knew that this was bad idea 😀

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  • 1 points Nachooolo

    We're extremely lucky that she didn't murder someone.

    How the fuck did she get her license...

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  • 1 points Status-Mousse5700

    Was praying the moped someone remained unscathed but alas…

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  • 1 points fubsycooter

    Uh?!!! And wtf happened next?

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  • 1 points WacistNagger

    looks ai

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  • 1 points Ottawa-JP

    I knew this was coming

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  • 1 points Forsaken-Bread-8214

    She is drunk as a skunk!

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  • 1 points WorldOfTech

    I figured this would happen from the beginning, she can't use reverse properly.

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  • 1 points captainsatisfaction

    10/10

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  • 1 points Cstott23

    That's more no no no no no.. 😁

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  • 1 points mpompe

    Is this an advertisement for self driving cars?

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  • 1 points a_cynical_bloke

    How did she pass her driving test?

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  • 1 points No-Platform6593

    Looked like she was on the sidwalks up part a bit, couldn't get it past & pressed the gas to hard, went flying into the new year

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  • 1 points Gegszi

    Drivers like her should be prosecuted for terrorism, because I felt terror in every sec watcging this vid.

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  • 1 points Rolland_Ice

    My comment was removed, but don't worry I was just joking. Of Course I wasn't shocked it was a woman.

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  • 1 points Yokonato

    What is with the all gas no brakes!

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  • 1 points Henry2990

    Well, I’ve done the same when parallel parking in GTA…

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  • 1 points Gsg87cu

    Brasil 🤣

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  • 1 points MysteriousSubject441

    kitchen??

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  • 1 points shanestevens

    I expected the reverse, I absolutely didn’t expect her flooring it afterwards though! 😯

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  • 0 points Salty-Ad6373

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  • -2 points nickname51

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  • -2 points GlowVelveety

    My goodness, he probably doesn't even have a driver's license!

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    10 points 77ku77

    *she

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    6 points RuthlessIndecision

    Kelly got her license, stay off the sidewalk!

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  • 0 points TawakkulPeace

    Intoxicated

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  • 0 points DebonairQuidam

    Just 2 days ago, a mother and her daughter were involved in an unusual accident after their car ended up submerged at the bottom of a municipal swimming pool, near Marseille, south of France. While maneuvering, it seems that the mother confused reverse and forward gears and pressed the accelerator instead of the brake. The car crossed into the pool area through a fence and a glass wall and plunged into the basin, coming to rest 1,80 meter underwater. Fortunately, lifeguards were on site and were able to rescue them quickly, as both of them were trapped inside the vehicle.
    https://people.com/woman-drives-car-into-swimming-pool-with-daughter-inside-after-mistaking-accelerator-for-brake-11868659

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    2 points SabbyFox

    Here’s a fun one:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/s/B97fpSV5bq

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  • 1 points grntx

    She's not for the streets for sure

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  • 0 points thefakespartacus

    I wonder if the vehicle was to physically big for her. So she couldn't properly reach the controls and pedals etc.

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  • 0 points Shadowhawk0000

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  • -1 points djhepcat

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

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  • -1 points Redarkduke68

    Omg

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  • -1 points kannan12311

    Sexism is logical.

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  • -2 points calraith

    ☕

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  • -2 points gilsoo71

    Wamen.

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