Only time Ultimate Cap is getting called out and its when hes actually in the right. I hate him but in this circumstance he was fair. Ultimate Wasp makes me feel like shes high 24/7.
He brought it up (understandably) and the Wasp told him "yo keep up with times, old man. Nothing wrong with loving each other! So what if they are brother and sister"
Ultimate Spidey is relatively cool. He's like the only one who acts in character... to a fault. He took a bullet for that universe's asshole Captain America.
Gambit: mischievous (asshole if you don't share his sense of humor).
Emma Frost: complete and total asshole
Beast: nice
Nightcrawler: nicest guy
Xavier: nice
Jubilee: nice unless you're an asshole
Iceman: nice, though prankish.
Rogue: nice unless you're an asshole.
Note: this is unrelated to the Good-Evil alignment. Xavier and Beast are more likely to do some fucked up shit behind closed doors, whereas Cyclops is usually pretty principled. This is about whether the person wants you to feel comfortable and cared for in their presence.
"My eyes are up here" Yes, but you're boobs are down there with nothing but a thin, low cut shirt covering them. It's also apparent that you think it's cold in here
Not only does that not have anything to do with the image, it’s also not a common situation in real life, let alone one you could use to complain about women as a whole
Nah, it's far easier to picture someone you can already see naked than to picture a pink elephant imo. The naked woman more realistically could happen, it just hits the neurons more easily
I like how her face goes from disappointment, to disgust, to utter disbelief. As if she's almost impressed by the end at how long he's maintaining the thought.
She also barely wears clothes, like lady, maybe don't wear a skin tight short tank tops if you don't like being sexualized when you read the minds of other people without their consent.
2008 but yea. It was a follow up to the university reviled One More Day story line that brought Peter back to his roots of being a poor broke guy with bad luck.
No it’s not. You’re right about Brand New Day being the follow-up to One More Day, but this page isn’t from Brand New Day, it’s from Ultimate Spider-Man.
Kind of both. She did say in the Ultimate X-Men comics that it was hard to block out hearing other people's dirty thoughts all of the time, but she also didn't have much of a problem with reading people's minds without their consent.
If a mind reader did this to me, I'd start saying shit like "james earl Jones pregnant, naked, and covered in baby oil"
"Why would you be thinking about that? Are you some kind of pervert? Stop picturing it right now, stop thinking about james earl jones pregnant, naked, and covered in baby oil. Why are you still thinking about it?"
Its been a while but wasnt part of the cannon with the helmet he used a bit of his magnetism powers on the helmet at all times that made it hard to read his mind
This may very well be an interaction in the movie . I honestly wouldn't mind it because I definitely wouldn't have expected them to have a random mutant pop up before the standalone movie but it actually makes sense I guess
I've always disliked psychic characters who unapologetically read other people's minds without permission or reason. Often the narrative acts like it's nothing or criticizes the other for thought crimes. Is it not an invasion of privacy to begin with?
Pink Elephant problem, and actually a real life argument about why psychics, if they existed, would likely not be allowed to be involved in court proceedings.
I bet she did that intentionally just so she can have cultured content made about her. You’d think a telepath would be mindful of leading people into having stray thoughts.
I mean, if you tell someone not to think about something... She didn't help.
Whatever you do, don’t think of The Game!
Damn you and your comment!
For those who don't know what the game is
MF , did.....did you just Rick roll me ? WTF ?!! 😂 😂
For anyone landing here it's okay, you won the game.
Blasphemous
You motherfucker...
.... dang it
Bona Fide shithead (with respect)
Did i win?
Have a very shitty christmas /s
I just lost the game, thanks
I can't believe you've done this.
You broke my streak not cool.
Fuck you
It's fine, I almost never think about Triple H.
I've been inoculated.
https://xkcd.com/391/
Literally Ghostbusters with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Yea so dont think of me naked.
Well it's her fault for bringing it up
Typical ultimate X-Men behavior tbh
Shame how reddit has convinced non-X-Men readers that the X-Men are bad people
I have read plenty of X-Men comics....the ultimate X-Men are all kinds of fucked up
I am given to understand that that's the point of most of the Ultimate universe
Just look at how Reed Richards ended up.
Pretty sure they justify scarlet witch and quicksilvers relationship too lmao
They literally give cap a hard time becuase he thinks it’s weird. It’s so god damn cringy.
Only time Ultimate Cap is getting called out and its when hes actually in the right. I hate him but in this circumstance he was fair. Ultimate Wasp makes me feel like shes high 24/7.
Yoo wth
He brought it up (understandably) and the Wasp told him "yo keep up with times, old man. Nothing wrong with loving each other! So what if they are brother and sister"
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Incest is wincest!
It only Wincest if it comes from the Supernatural Region of Fandom. Anywhere else and it's just Sparkling Incest.
Ah it's a Folgers universe.
Chicken
To be fair that's true of that entire universe. They suck.
Ultimate Spidey is relatively cool. He's like the only one who acts in character... to a fault. He took a bullet for that universe's asshole Captain America.
Ultimate Tony Stark, despite being kind of a dick a lot of the time in the 616 universe, was actually pretty decent.
Near the end, the entire Ultimate Universe was like that.
Cyclops: total asshole
Colossus: nice guy
Angel: nice guy
Wolverine: total asshole
Kitty Pride: nice, unless you're an asshole
Gambit: mischievous (asshole if you don't share his sense of humor).
Emma Frost: complete and total asshole
Beast: nice
Nightcrawler: nicest guy
Xavier: nice
Jubilee: nice unless you're an asshole
Iceman: nice, though prankish.
Rogue: nice unless you're an asshole.
Note: this is unrelated to the Good-Evil alignment. Xavier and Beast are more likely to do some fucked up shit behind closed doors, whereas Cyclops is usually pretty principled. This is about whether the person wants you to feel comfortable and cared for in their presence.
What about Professor Sex?
Depends on the writer.
Muties
This is why spidy can’t stand the X-Men
lol yeah, it’s the whole “don’t think about pink elephants” logic. You’re going to think about pink elephants…
Especially ones on parade. They're here and there! Pink elephants everywhere!
https://youtu.be/jcZUPDMXzJ8
TIL Roy Kent is a pink elephant
Roy Kent mentioned!
Cause he’s here, he’s there, he’s everyFUCKINGwhere
I loved the scene as a kid.
Or don't think about The Game
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It's true. You tell me "don't think of pink elephants", and i'll be thinking of naked Jean Gray , it's inevitable.
And reading his mind without his permission.
At least with the new ultimate Jean Grey she ask permission first.
And reading his mind without asking. And continuing to read his mind.
"What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex. Help! 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy! Oh, stop me!"
"Xander has just illustrated something. Chances are, you're all going to be thinking whatever you least want Buffy to hear."
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Live feed inside spidermans brain.
Mr. Osborn is helping me find my webslingers
Sauce?
linky to op before I added the mask
I really need to get around to playing Disco Elysium.
So jealous that you get to play it for the first time. Phenomenally written, there’s so much heart in it
Seriously.
If I say don’t think about a purple elephant that’s the 1st thing that pops into your head.
Woman logic:
Why don't you look at me like that?!
or
Why do you look at me like that?!
Not even spidey sense can dodge this...
"My eyes are up here" Yes, but you're boobs are down there with nothing but a thin, low cut shirt covering them. It's also apparent that you think it's cold in here
Seems pretty obvious that you shouldn’t stare at women’s breasts regardless of what they’re wearing. That’s pretty basic etiquette.
Its all about conviction and confidence.
Make your choice. Stand by it.
Not only does that not have anything to do with the image, it’s also not a common situation in real life, let alone one you could use to complain about women as a whole
Type shit they be doing to Parker
That's literally asking someone to not think of a pink elephant and being surprised.🙄
Nah, it's far easier to picture someone you can already see naked than to picture a pink elephant imo. The naked woman more realistically could happen, it just hits the neurons more easily
Unless you’ve watched dumbo more recently than youve watched porn or seen a naked lady
What if someone watched porn Dumbo? 🤔
Ngl Dumbo's mom is kinda hot
One second, brb
It’s been three hours, my guy.
Hes taking some “personal time”
Yeah… totally
She wasn’t surprised
It was an example.
She'd be pissed if she knew that when picturing her naked, he compared her to a pink elephant.
I can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but technicolor pachyderms, is really too much for me! BUAH HA HA!
It wasn’t immediate, that’s got to count for something!
Smells itchy in here, doesn't it?
The brain can be an asshole sometimes.
To be fair, she's wearing just basically latex underwear in that scene.
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Hell she doesn’t even look mad anymore, more, “How far can I push this?”
I mean, she saw he wasn't a creep, was attracted to him and used this one neat trick to get him to think about her in a romantic light
Was she? I really don't remember that part
Romantic is not how I'd put it, but sure
This is the 21st Century. Romance = Sex
she looks like foo fighters
I like how her face goes from disappointment, to disgust, to utter disbelief. As if she's almost impressed by the end at how long he's maintaining the thought.
Or how imaginative her states of undress are in his mind.
Spiderweb shibari.
At this point he's got to be doing more than thinking of her naked right?
Yeah, I love how it just keeps going.
Her right (our left) eyebrow looks like it was drawn backwards in the first panel, with the hair pointing towards the nose rather than the ear.
We use to carry an onion as was the fashion at the time
Ultimate was so horny.
That’s her fault
She doesn't really seem super upset
She immediately realized right after she said
She also barely wears clothes, like lady, maybe don't wear a skin tight short tank tops if you don't like being sexualized when you read the minds of other people without their consent.
I dont get it isnt this from the classic comics in early 2000s era
I came here expecting a lot more comments in this line.
2008 but yea. It was a follow up to the university reviled One More Day story line that brought Peter back to his roots of being a poor broke guy with bad luck.
Edit: whoops I'm dumb
No it’s not. You’re right about Brand New Day being the follow-up to One More Day, but this page isn’t from Brand New Day, it’s from Ultimate Spider-Man.
Thank you. I was expecting this to be to comment.
No this is Ultimate Spider-Man not 616.
bitch you brought up the issue
LOL, I remember reading this ^_^
However, where are her 'psychic ethics'? Is she actively scanning his mind, or can she just not shut out certain strong thoughts?
Kind of both. She did say in the Ultimate X-Men comics that it was hard to block out hearing other people's dirty thoughts all of the time, but she also didn't have much of a problem with reading people's minds without their consent.
She's got none. Especially later down the line when she swappef Wolvie and Spidey's mind to punish Logan.
If a mind reader did this to me, I'd start saying shit like "james earl Jones pregnant, naked, and covered in baby oil"
"Why would you be thinking about that? Are you some kind of pervert? Stop picturing it right now, stop thinking about james earl jones pregnant, naked, and covered in baby oil. Why are you still thinking about it?"
If the metal of Magnido’s helmet isn’t rare, telepaths should just wear those.
Its been a while but wasnt part of the cannon with the helmet he used a bit of his magnetism powers on the helmet at all times that made it hard to read his mind
I will say, he wasn’t thinking it until she mentioned it
That’s the joke…
That's entrapment
Her fault for promoting it.
But it's your fault tho.
Pink Rhino.
You're welcome.
“Pink Rhino”?
Made you think about it didn't I?
This entire interaction has made me realize that
I just lost the game
You bastard
I counter with White Pony.
Well now I'm picturing Alexsei naked.
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Seems an appropriate place to drop this pic I took the other day…
This may very well be an interaction in the movie . I honestly wouldn't mind it because I definitely wouldn't have expected them to have a random mutant pop up before the standalone movie but it actually makes sense I guess
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Peter
Wait a minute this is not from Ultimate Spider-Man? Must be the same artist then since I love their style a lot
It is. Mark Bagley art (my 2nd favorite Spidey artist), and Brian Michael Bendis words.
It is from USM, the title is a joke about Jean Grey being in the next Spider-Man movie.
She literally planted that seed in his head
Yeah. He probably wouldn't have thought about it until she mentioned it. She can't complain about a self fulfilling prophecy she made happen.
Why is her head glowing?
Psychic energy being used.
So you know she's using her powers duh.
I've always disliked psychic characters who unapologetically read other people's minds without permission or reason. Often the narrative acts like it's nothing or criticizes the other for thought crimes. Is it not an invasion of privacy to begin with?
My only thought is that maybe she can't control it
Pete's got a thing for redheads... so do i
And she can stop invading his thoughts, girl mind (literally) your business
"They are not THAT big"
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Dude, what did you think was gonna happen? It’s like if I tell you not to picture balloons your gonna picture balloons.
Who is she?
Ultimate Spiderman #43 this is Jean Grey he's speaking to
Don't think of an elephant
Yeah, that one's on Jean
Reading someones mind is WAY worse than someone picturing someone naked.
Pink Elephant problem, and actually a real life argument about why psychics, if they existed, would likely not be allowed to be involved in court proceedings.
thats her fault I wouldn’t have thought of it if you didn’t put it in my head
Jameson: I got him this time...
Happy Cake Day!
Seems like this author’s never heard of aphantasia…I would never picture her naked…cause I can’t.
Same, I'm also not picturing any pink elephants like the rest of the people in this comment section.
I’ll take Gaslit the f up for $1000
Oh shoot, I have this issue. I remember when I was younger I thought "does she want him to picture her naked and he isn't? That's a little weird"
Ok, but the last panel of her face… she’s a little less mad and a little more interested
Jean: Always an ass in every universe. 😋
To be fair she brought it up. You can’t say the word “penguin” and expect people not to think of a penguin.
Um...not BND?
What the fuck is going on with his neck???
This is definitely NOT brand new day (2026). Why the lie?
I feel like i saw this exact same panel but they were sitting in the xmen jet and it was right before it got blown up
Fuck Jeph Loeb for ruining the Ultimate imprint.
damn, thats a rough art style
Wonder how that would work for people who don't really "picture" stuff in their head?
To be fair, she put the idea in his head. This would happen even if the roles and conversation were reversed.
Mind readers like this make me irrationally angry. Like you're getting mad at me while invading my privacy to an insane degree?
Reddit is going to lose its mind when it comes out that Sadie Sink is just playing a redheaded Gwen Stacy.
What does this have to do with BND?
What issue is this?
Inception
Da fuq???
😂😂😂😂
She might as well have been saying “I cast manual breathing”
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That’s not fair, she primed him.
Truly the most relatable superhero
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I bet she did that intentionally just so she can have cultured content made about her. You’d think a telepath would be mindful of leading people into having stray thoughts.
She did that to herself lets be fr
She kinda did it to herself
Damn now I gotta check the game. Go cowboys
She would be disgusted by me.
Ultimate Universe was always wild
How is this 2026? I know we're only a week away but this feels nefarious
Jean walked right into that one
That’s on her. It’s like telling someone “don’t look down” when they’re crossing a bridge. They probably weren’t gonna until you brought it up.