• By the way, the only country that can possibly fit your criteria is Norway. So essentially you're saying all of these other countries belong to Norway

    kolonisert

    Vi kan kjøpe hele Sverige Europa om vi vil!

    German "patriots" love norse mythology and runes, so they would probably love being annexed by Norway

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    German mythology is a branch of Germanic mythology

    Just because Germany uses the root name for the country doesn't make them any more or less of the forebear

    Germany doesn’t even use the root name. It’s the English that did it for them… even though they’re ALSO germanic.

    Germanic means descending of the Germanic tribes.

    This doesn't mean that they're even remotely similar in culture nowadays. Germans have little in common with the English or Norwegians for example. Very distinctly different cultures.

    That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

    its not, both borrow from others but they are not from the same

    Ima double down and say yes it was all Norway

    All your bases belong to Norway.

    i approve of this

  • Here in the UK it's terrible. We have Americans coming over here and attempting to speak our language but mostly not putting in enough effort to be understandable.

    In the end, to make it even more obvious, we even had to leave the EU so they would stop calling us "Europe", but it didn't even help! They kept saying stupid American things like "You're not in the EU but you're still in the continent". Out means out!

    You're a part of Europe. Not a part of the European Union. There's a difference.

    This is exactly the kind of dumb shit we get on a regular basis.

    Out means out

    When the British isles sail off for a different place to camp out and be miserable in can Canada just sneak in there? I would like some of that warm Atlantic current. I’m sure it won’t massively affect global weather patterns or anything.

    I'd be OK with it but you'll have to deal with about 200 million confused Usians who can't understand if it's America or Europe and not able to realise it can be both

    Out means out

    UK began to pay its own (part of) rent, make its own food and stopped doing the chores. But UK is still living in the house so unless it sails off to another continent it is still in Europe.

    This coming from the dumb person that clearly doesn't understand geography.

    This coming from the dumber person that doesn't understand that not everything posted on Reddit is meant to be taken seriously

    I am loling hard at how many people didn't understand the humour and always expect to see a /s 😂

    Who said I took it seriously?

    Steven

    Steven's a dum dum than.

    You do realize Americans speak English right…

    It's a big country, I'm sure plenty can.

  • Ive never heard an american say they are going to Europe when traveling to turkey. Unless they dont want you to know their going to turkey for whatever surgery.

    pretty sure that muricans think istanbul is in europe... assuming that they know what istanbul is

    It is in Europe. At least half of it.

    ~2/3 if we count which side the population lives on. (The biggest city in Europe by population, yeah a little more live on the European side than in London)

    "Istanbul was Constantinople
    Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople..."

    Ofc, it's Constantinople, duh

    Can’t believe this got downvoted

  • Americans usually are far more polite and respectful than most northern Europeans and middle easterners that visit summer in Greece! Specially French and Brits in Zante

    One of these chronically online americanized ones, looking at their comment history, it is just "everything european bad, everything USA and Israel good"... if you scroll a while youd prolly find out it is one of those american immigrants who call themselves "expact"

    You find enough of the opposite sentiments in the comments so it's a good balance

  • As a French that worked years in the tourism industry, I think we should be in this freaking map (France is the country that has the most tourists in the world, and has been for several years now, bold of you to assume I had Americans speak to me in English and saying Bonjour and Merci as Holà and Gracias)

    Parlez usted ingles Mr Lebowski?

    BIEN GRASIAS ITU??

    No one wants to go to your county that’s why (Speaking as someone from the n1 tourist country)

  • In Ireland every yank seems to think you know their Freddy’s uncle’s cousin’s family that emigrated in the 1900’s

    That was only 26 yrs ago, you could know him.

    I met his half cousin Freddie the second

  • Dear americans. You can call my country europe and speak spanish. Just come and tip a lot, please.

  • Spanish? That's for everyone below Texas. If you're going to speak to a European you talk in Arabic their native language unless it's the state of Poland or Albania.

    /s.

  • Spain is listed here and I fail to see how they did anything wrong in the situation.

  • Sorry, I don’t speak European.

  • Wait, this map maker is complaining about being tipped? You don't like extra money?!

  • tipping unnecessarly

    And then Americans don't tip me at my job because "Europeans don't tip".

  • I cant say Ive ever been to Norway, told an american that I am Italian and then been spoken to in spanish - but I could see that happeneing

    america 101: how to be American

  • Someone has to end up with the coins and it’s not going to be me

  • Okay - my worst experience was in Paris. There’s a super popular Italian restaurant called Pink Momma (they have 3 or so locations). They have an English menu now with tipping option. I was so pissed lol.

  • Lol…fine. Fuck you all and we’re still coming over. Comprende?

  • Can confirm in the UK we have big problem with Americans speaking Spanish even though they are in Norway. 

  • That Spanish thing is real. I was in Japan and said gracias at a cash register. It’s like your brain hears a foreign language and defaults to the “common” foreign language.

    lol, my wife did this in Greece.

  • i dont think this has ever happened except in norway and im not even sure that happened

  • I thought they could only speak American!

    They can’t even speak that

  • Defending 1300$/month waiters from evil american money

  • A lot of nasty talk from a people whose men were 3/4 length skinny jeans.

    At least they fit in them

    I’m gonna have to defer to Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park on that one.

    Havent seen it

  • Ermmmm it’s actually not American it’s Usian. You see there are many countries on the American continent so you could be referring to any of them and there’s no way to tell specifically which one. Please remember to use proper terminology in the future muchas gracias euroid

    Ermmmmm there are actually TWO! American continents: North America and South America. Canadians would call themselves North American (continent) but wouldn't be caught dead being called American (country).

    No there’s just one. Isthmuses only count when dividing Africa from Eurasia.

  • “tipping unnecessarily”

    I mean, yeah...

    considering the cost of living no tip is unnecessary

    It’s unnecessary in Europe where it’s not apart of most of the cultures. Learn the tipping culture of the country before you go to it.

    In the major cities tipping is very much appreciated, like in amsterdam where i am from. Arguably also necessary for service workers who live in the city proper.

    Maybe in some places, but in the majority of places it is not necessary. I’m in England, and we tip for excellent service. Nothing more.

    I've noticed more and more tipping prompts in the UK in recent years. And not just in tourist restaurants in Central London.

    This obnoxious trend may have started in America but it is definitely spreading.

    Stop complaining about a kind gesture clown

    When tipping becomes more common and normalised, it then becomes socially mandatory. And if it’s socially mandatory, then it’s not a kind gesture anymore.

    You can stick your philosophy up your ass, it's kinder than your lack of tipping so don't cry about it

    Lmaoooo someone is salty. I’m guessing someone didn’t tip you today?

    Poverty waiters in eu are salty

    no tip is unnecessary

    FTFY

    These clowns are treating generosity as an issue

  • It makes sense for Americans to call other countries by their continents.

  • Seriously though, why do they say that I’m going to Europe? I couldn’t imagine saying I’m going to Asia instead of saying I’m going to Thailand, Europe could mean you’re going to St Moritz or Skopje.

    maybe because their single country is 99% filler

  • In Finland it is the "Finland is very russian country", and "ohh Finland" and then they say some cyka blyat shit, or start talking about 6hour work/school days, about no home work, or how "finland has the highest suicide rate", american education being boiled down to misinformation, propaganda and news article headlines from 1950s.

    Moro täältä suomesta. 🖐

  • Has your country been affected by annoying European tourists who yell at you for not speaking to them in French (you’re not in France) or who get in your bubble constantly because they don’t understand the concept of personal space?

    You should speak French, we wont bow so low as to speak in English, us ? The French ? Speaking English ?? Bah !

    (/s, when we go in foreign countries with my group of friends, I'm always the one Speaking in English or in the local language, I understand the struggle.

    Yours truly, a Frenchman)

    to be frank thats a french person. They are barely considered people for a reason. They only know that frog vomiting language and refuse to learn to speak any real language.

    as for the personal space thing it depends on the european and its the south-north line. The more south you are the more happy and open with anyone you are, while the more north you are the more antisocial you are. Both extremes are alchoholics.

    (/j in case its not obvious)

    They heard about how French Louisiana is from bragging Americans and didn’t realize it got linguistically cleansed by Anglos to become a corpse hanged up to display for tourism.

  • America is Europe’s boss. Whenever an American is talking, whether in Spanish or not, Europeans need to listen.

    Tipping is how we keep Europoors from starving. The NATO is just a really big tip, if you think about it.

    please be sarcasm lmfao

    They're just circle jerking

    Of course it's sarcasm, this is r/mapporncirclejerk.

    And yet people come here, take obvious sarcasm at face value and downvote.

    Likely a rage bait. You may say they're a Master Baiter or what I call JD Vancer (read that in classical Latin)

    You could say the Marshal plan was just a big old tip.

  • Tipping unnecessarily? Really? Oh those poor European service workers getting free money, what will they ever do now that they've been given money by those damn Americans

    in europe we do this fun, quirky little thing wherre we pay our employees livable wages to begin with

    Please don't confuse the Americans. They won't understand

    i dont know where this inferiority complex and subsequent cope comes from by europeans, ive never seen a more one sided battle

    Pipe down yank or I'll call the Vietnamese

    see this is what im talking about all 1 sided

    Like the Afghan war

    What does the UK have to do with this?

    Acting as if other countries dont have their problems as well like im bot even originally American but its a one sided beef between Americans and european ppl especially if its British. Ive never seen americans make funnof europeans as much as Europeans do to Americans

    We're not laughing down at you.

    We're laughing at the self-proclaimed American stance at the top as "the best and freeest country in the world" while having these chronic issues that cant be replicated in other developed countries, like abnormal gun violence, education and healthcare that leaves lifelong debt, an undemocratic two party system hinged on worshiping an outdated 300 year old constitution

    We're not laughing at Americans. We're laughing at the Americans that defend their flawed goverment without end as some zenith of civilizational excellence, when it is this very same goverment that prevents the issues I mentioned above from being stopped.

    Americans dont make as much fun of us than we do of them because the field is tilted. While an American wont even know what Europe is from lack of exposure, we're shoved American culture down our throats since the 60s.

    It's not a one sided beef, because the people we're laughing at will rush to put on their camo and grab their gun and salute in defense of their own exploitation by a dysfunctional government, repeating brainwashing jingles like "Better dead than red", asserting things like universal healthcare...to be...a...road to soviet communism. Yes. Soviet authoritarian rule is when healthcare is insured by collective tax (which Americans already pay not to fund their health but to fund their military and Israel)

    Yeah, I do agree there are flaws. I’m just trying to say that other governments have that problem too its just a stereotype that every American is like that. The most that do that stuff is usually Trump supporter and trust me, There are a lot of people in the US who do not like Trump

    They're incredibly easy to make fun of and always engage

    i feel like im meant to be ragebaited here sorry to dissapoint

    Laughs in highest gdp per capita on the planet

    It’s because we live rent free in their heads.

    You're all being a little too pretentious now. Service workers are still minimum wage workers mostly, and no one is upset by getting a larger tip than usual. There's plenty to criticise, so focus on those rather than this will "unnecessary" extra money. "Sir, take your money back, we're in Europe, we already get liveable wages" is as ridiculous a statement as anything you are criticising the Americans of doing.

    Good work, defend the 1300 euro/month waiter from evil american extra money.

    Cry, i didnt say anything against tips, up your strawmanning game

    Waiters in eu earn shit compared to american ones so maybe u should start tipping

    Source : "i just made it tf up"

    Whatever caresses your yankee ego lmfao

    I'm european and you can google it yourself. Wait untill I tell you nurses in America make more than engineers in Germany

    I literally just did, which is why im pointing and laughing at you, its literally so easy to debate you

    Also you fr think europe is basically mexico dont you lmfao 💀💀

    The average for low earning service workers in europe is between 2k and 3.5k a month. But i guess just making shit up is also fun.

    And those numbers are in euros mind you, so theyre higher in usd

    Waiters in eu make like 12 and hour, in Usa 30-50 an hour is normal

    Ah yes the country of EU, (which as we all know stands for "Europe") 🤡

    Also no thats not normal in america lmfao smoke less crack buddy. 30 is already extremely high.the median hourly is 15.4 usd (13.2 €) and the average is 17usd (14.5 €)

    30 ALONE an hour accounts for the top 10-15% of earners in the i dustry in the entirety of america. Let alone 50 lmfao. Maybe consider actually googling stuff before talking

    WAGE IS PRE TIPS YOU ACTUAL DENSE CABBAGE LMFAOOOOO TIPS ARENT YOUR WAGE 😂😂😂

    Except tips are most of waiters income in America. You're having a meltdown finding out Europe is broke compared to the states

    Not really im actually almost rolling on the floor from this its actually almost embarrassing lmfao, you dont even understand what tips are yet you think you can just juggle with random buzzwords and numbers and expect to be taken seriously. Pro tip: tips, wages, and income are 3 different words with 3 different meanings.youll get there eventually buddy!

    And it's well-known that people who earn regular wages fucking hate when you try to give them money

    Never said they should, you too, up your strawmanning game

    I literally reiterated my original point which you seemed to disagree with

    I said in europe people get livable wages, not in europe we dont want tips. Once again, up your strawmanning

    So... why did you say it? Do you not have better things to do with your time than replying with random unrelated facts to random comments? Sorry for assuming you at least knew what you were trying to say

    Have you, in your infinite wisdom, even considered once that my comment is a reply to anpther comment. Please keep replying, this is going straight to shitamericanssay

    Ok but still free money

    I wish that were true, as a European and that Europeans got paid as much as Americans.

    We don't.

    Yes tf we do lmfao just because we have some countries that dont doesnt mean jackshit. We have luxembourg, switzerland, norway, finland, sweden, monaco, austria, etc etc etc

    I work in Switzerland which is the highest salary of all those countries. Easily. At all levels from the absolute bottom to the absolute top.

    My U.S. colleagues get paid > $100k more than me a year for doing the same job. I'm around 250k chf / 300k usd, they are more like 400k usd.

    Gap was bigger until their salary cratered.

    Scandinavia or Austria is less than half the US salary for this sort of white collar job. They aren't even vaguely close.

    Lux in my experience (limited) is less than Switzerland but better than anywhere else in Europe (excluding true microstates like Liechtenstein). GDP is meaningless with cross-border commuters. You'll break half US salaries, maybe.

    It’s telling that you think raw salary is the only metric for success. Congrats on your huge Swiss number, but your colleague's $400k in the US means they pay $20,000 for the bare minimum of healthcare and are legally entitled to maybe two weeks of vacation. I’ll take a $150k job in Europe with mandated social security, five weeks off, and comprehensive coverage over your high-water mark that collapses once you factor in the massive, necessary expenses you still have to cover just to maintain basic life stability. You're confusing high gross income with actual net wealth and quality of life. And not to be that guy but if you think a 150k job id the top of the crop in europe youre not only ignorant but also far off the plot.

    Their healthcare coverage is strong - better than most of Europe (definitely my native UK!). Yes, not at the bottom of society obviously, but with a good job you have access to top quality of care in the U.S.

    $20k would be very reasonable. I pay that kind of number for the family a year, when you consider everything, in Europe.

    Yeah, you do have to consider costs. Which is one of the reasons I'm happy here. With low tax and low interest rates, cheap commuting and no need for a car the cost of living is quite low. I avoid thinking emotionally and getting cross about expensive groceries. A lot lower than in the Boston area, which is where my U.S. colleagues are.

    I absolutely didn't claim 150k is the top of the tree in Europe, but that's an achievable salary for someone normal putting effort in. We aren't all genetic mathmo freaks who can get a job at Jane Street.

    "the us healthcare is better than europes" right so youre either trolling or just delusional, gotcha 👍

    At the top of society. I am not talking in the round.

    They have access to quality treatment, modern cancer drugs. Leading research hospitals, etc.

    I'm in healthcare (oncology) and absolutely would pick a strong U.S. insurance over my native UK (long wait times, poor outcomes, doesn't purchase a lot of innovative medicines). I'd rather be in Switzerland than both.

    No need to double down, i already got that youre delusional

    Who is “we”? The average Norwegian fast food cook gets paid waaay more than the average American fast food cook for example

    Funny part is that i (the guy this goober is replying to) am luxembourgish. We have the highest minimum wage on the planet and the highest gdp per capita on the planet.

    Norwegian salaries are ass in general.

    At the very bottom end, maybe more than the U.S., yes. But even then i suspect competitive.

    White collar is barely even UK levels. And then there's the tax.

    If you are going to pick a strong European country pick Switzerland which wipes the floor with Norway in every respect (lived in both). Then at least you have to go a long way up the ladder before the U.S. wins on raw salary.

    The problem is that it gives businesses incentive to start leaning into tips, where restaurants and apps will ask you if you want to tip. You can usually say no of course, but you can see how to many this feels like a regression.

    A few random tourists being great for workers won't change the entire country's culture to be like the American one, this is bs

    And be party to tax fraud?

    The €10 tip requires the completion of a EU C4949 §3.2.4 form to be submitted to Bruxelles for the appropriate 85% tax to be levied.

    Just looked it up and it varies across the EU, going from no tax on tips to being taxed like regular income

  • Oh snap! You can just speak Spanish to them? Now I just got to learn Spanish, and make way Norway!

  • Multiple times.

  • habla español? entonces puedo ir a Noruega y decir "tengo tacos de Birria y cerveza" y me entenderán?

  • man what the hell is BiH

  • I have to see an American travel to Bosnia and Herzegovina and try to speak Spanish there LMAO

  • If american tourists ask me for directions I always show them the opposite way. Preferably to some shady neighborhoods or the red light district.

  • I'm okay that Americans call a country "Europe" as Europeans call "Americans" people from just one country.

  • Norway, 51st state

  • It happens all the time here in James as well, but I can't see it on the map

  • Ive been to italy many, many times to visit family. On multiple occasions i have been to Rome, and in Rome I have heard Americans speak Spanish to Italian people. And it is hilarious every time

  • No. The Americans who come here are generally cultured. Many are also Mormons and well raised. I don’t currently reside in a Mediterranean country though. I heard Eva Longoria moved to Marbella. All other Americans are also welcome to come here. It can be a good place to live - particularly not worrying about guns and exorbitant prices for private healthcare.

  • they are not tipping enough. they are rude and the usa military caused a lack of food in one of our cities last year.

    guess where i am from.

  • Almost every time I visited some ancient, consecrated, holy place, with large signs asking for reverential silence, all I heard was some loudmouth American being utterly disrespectful

  • time to close borders to 3rd world countries so no one from USA can visit.

  • We have american immigrants oh i mean expats..

  • Oh. Here is that american salt I've been looking for!

  • I think I understand European's one sided fascination with the US. It's like a father watching his 8 year old kid do literally everything better than him except make shitty Ikea furniture and bad house music. Maybe if y'all didn't decide to blow up your entire continent TWICE you coulda got your money up and gone to the moon or invented Gangsta rap or something.

    There's some good European music. Ever heard of Great Britain? Or Scandinavia? Or Poland?

    Almost every single country on earth makes good music. But nowhere has the colossal global entertainment stranglehold the US does. American artists can go to any country on earth and sell out stadiums. Even the runner up, Korea, is exporting repackaged American music inspired by boy bands and hip hop. The entire planet is either consuming our music or trying to emulate it.

    Gone to the moon? You mean what the US did using German scientists working in metric?

    We won those scientists fair and square by being better than the rest of the world at blowing up stuff. It's called American ingenuity/finders keepers.

    I don't understand why the rest of the world things American don't use metric.

    You do realise americans used them nazi scientists to build the rockets that sent people on the moon in the furst place, plus the russians were the first in space, a european country 

    Nah. Russia is an Asian country. And we beat those Nazi rocket scientists with our vastly superior American bomb scientists. They can't be very smart at all if they spent so much time building rockets and not building a miniature sun that can destroy a city.

    You are either trolling and being sarcastic or are just incredibly dumb

    With my rustic hardiness, and all American cowboy mentality I have channeled the forces of manifest destiny to ascertain that this is in fact a circlejerk sub AND that Europeans are stuck up, humorless, self important, fun hating snobs and this is why no one likes you or takes you seriously. You're irrelevant, washed up, broke, and you have nothing to offer the world but to sell tickets to Chinese and American tourists to come look at all the old stuff from when your civilization actually meant something. I'm guessing by your timid mention of German scientists cloaked in shameful quiet admiration and complete bewilderment at the entire concept of humour that you sir or madam are a kraut! You have no reason to comment! It's your country's fault that your "continent" is so messed up! For shame! I say Auf Weiderschnitzel to you!

    Nah my continent is not as messed up as good old USA, plus I don't think you know what the any words you used to describe actually mean

    I used to describe what?? You can't just trail off like that. Learn to speak American. You're using an American phone to access an American site on the Internet we invented. You're a guest here have some respect.

  • Yeah well for them it’s normal US is EU and states in it like Texas, Arizona etc is like Germany UK FR we just have different perspectives of it

    Thats such bullshit. States are not the same as countries. It would be more logical to compare the cantons of Switzerland with the usa states and even they have more freedom

  • Irish here and have absolutely fell victim to this

  • In France they handled them, I assume.

  • As an Italian, here's the guide to tipping: - restaurants: nothing, you can leave change if you want - hotels: nothing, you can leave change if you want - taxis: nothing, you can leave change if you want - tour guides: nothing, you can leave change if you want

    Make sure to ask for tap water instead of bottled

    No, fuck off with this bullshit

    Hey Irelands choice to inflate like crazy over 10 years aint my problem as a tourist. If i make irish money sure, otherwise fek off

  • How the hell does that happen in England though? How???? That goddamn country has the name of the language YOURE FUCKING SPEAKING!!!! HOW???

    It doesn't, however they will assume the UK and England are interchange names, much to the annoyance of the other 3 nations. I wonder if anyone has made that mistake in Ireland too?

    The IRA exists solely to prevent people from making that mistake lmao

    I don't know about "solely"...they've done quite a lot of drug trafficking 😅

    Be careful with those allegations! A wiry ghost in a shiesty might sneak up on you with a Luger P08