There are a lot of reports and People who are argue in the comments, so i just wanted to remind everyone that this is a circlejerk sub. Don't take anything anyone here says seriously. If you read something here always assume that they don't believe it theirself and are just joking or trolling, unless they write /uj before it (/unjerk) (/rj (/rejerk) to go back to jerking). And even if they aren't jerking, the opinion of some random reddit user probably won't change anything about the situation, so just ignore it and move on with you life.
If someone writes something inhumane or outright racist, like calling someone subhuman or telling someone to kill themselves or something that violates Reddit rules, we will still remove it, even if it's a joke. But otherwise we (or I. I don't know how the other mods think about it, but probably similarly) assume that someone is just jerking. (If you see comments like that still report them, because there are too many comments in this sub and we can't read them all, so we'll probably only see them if someone reports them).
There may be exceptions or cases i forgot to mention here, but I think as a guideline this should be enough.
Map for Relevance:
OP/mod forgot to /unjerk before their post. So I don't know how to process this.
mods don't jerk I don't think
It's part of the vows when you become a mod.
I thought it was just for November.
nonono, it’s a “vow of sell a bussy”
No wonder they're always so uptight.
I saw 2 in the circle on Saturday. They jorking it
If we want to jerk we have to use /sj (start jerking) to make it obvious because it is so unusual
either that or they're permajerk. there is no inbetween
They don’t unjerk either . They are Shrodinger mods
So the map posted is also unjerked?
obviously smh
well i do because i'm a lazy mod right?
right?
Well who's gonna volunteer as tribute? Any brave unjerkers ready to roll up their sleeves and do the Lord's work?
/unjerk you forgot to unjerk too /jerk are you jerking rn?
I applaud what you're trying to do here, but I would really appreciate it if you could find it within your heart to express it in the form of a map. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm sorry i didn't include a map. I will add it as soon as possible (around 3 pm UTC+1).
Much better, thank you.
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circlejerk sub but when i post a pic of myself jerking off i get banned smh
Didn't jerk it on a map
Goode-Homolosine projection cum tribute when?
That's because you'd be alone in the pic. If there are at least 10 other people in the picture and you're circlejerking together, that would be fine.
https://preview.redd.it/zecbhezkrk0g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53ca786383856b08ddd9cb344c09f4035a007fb
Mapporncirclejerk ≠ Mappornjerk
Do you really need 11 people? What if only 5 are jerking? Is that just a pentagonal jerk or something?
You’d have to be circling a map too
If you’re not jerking it with me you’re jerking it against me
Because you arent a circle, duh!
how do you know this? have you tried it before?
Me squint. No map see. Report.
Gotta love Poe's law
Gonna need to see the map of which mods voted to post this before I can form an opinion
The people eating the onion and taking the bullshit seriously is half the fun! Why you gotta ruin it
They are still gonna, don’t worry
We love onion eaters (central Europeans)
I do it sometimes and yah...it's a little fun. I like to disagree, especially when I think I am right.
Can't believe you'd think that you fucking moron. Don't you know this is a jerk sub?
Jerking it all day long.
I always find it amusing when someone stumbles in here not realizing it's a cj sub.
Ackshually that map is wrong...
Lots of people like disguising their opinions as a joke to get it out there without criticism. It usually falls apart in the comments when someone engages with it seriously
I fucking love when that happens. They’re like ‘what projection is this?! Oooh colonialism! You said WHAT about Israel/Palestine you evildoer!? I’m sitting here with 20+ years of GIS, environmental, social and political science experience, should be a responsible adult and all, wondering who put 50 cents in the local village idiot and wanking till sand comes out at the sheer glory of these fuckturnips.
Hey, village idiots in Europe mostly take €2 coins these days, got to fund a couple of weeks in Salou every summer you know.
Its not like geography is a globally important thing anyways
and millions of middle-school teachers cried out, and were suddenly silenced
something something the flat earth society has members all around the globe
So we should take all posts seriously and not try to inject humor into the discussions. Have I got that right?
Ok, I'm squinting as hard as I can though and I don't see no map.
Mods, please?
UN vote to see if this is true:
https://preview.redd.it/bk0xxggo2i0g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ae7f5ddba273ae0075a6da815527a5399a9aa6c
Every damn time....
Uj/😂😂
I get that this sub is profoundly unserious, it’s just a shame it’s so terribly unfunny. The ‘are they stupid’ discourses just 4chan for non virgins
There will always be people who don't get it lol
but maybe this post will make them fewer.
Right but there are always new people joining the sub so this is always going to happen
I dunno what to believe now, you didn't /unjerk. Are we jerking in a circle right now?
Reminder that this is a circlejerk sub
There are a lot of reports and People who are argue in the comments, so i just wanted to remind everyone that this is a circlejerk sub. Don't take anything anyone here says seriously. If you read something here always assume that they don't believe it theirself and are just joking or trolling, unless they write /uj before it (/unjerk) (/rj (/rejerk) to go back to jerking). And even if they aren't jerking, the opinion of some random reddit user probably won't change anything about the situation, so just ignore it and move on with you life.
If someone writes something inhumane or outright racist, like calling someone subhuman or telling someone to kill themselves or something that violates Reddit rules, we will still remove it, even if it's a joke. But otherwise we (or I. I don't know how the other mods think about it, but probably similarly) assume that someone is just jerking. (If you see comments like that still report them, because there are too many comments in this sub and we can't read them all, so we'll probably only see them if someone reports them).
There may be exceptions or cases i forgot to mention here, but I think as a guideline this should be enough.
I think it's valuable to look at the insight tab at any post regarding Palestine and Israel and notice that a significant portion of the traffic comes from Israel. This sub is brigaded to shit, and none of these people are joking. Either ban the topic entirely or pick a side.
If you pick Israel, please preemptively ban me as a curtesy.
Yeah, not taking what someone says seriously doesn’t really apply anymore when you can see their post history and they’re saying the same stuff unironically on other subs.
That is the only part that irks me. People seem to use criclejerk subs to normalize shit they actually believe.
I was in character, friend
All I got from this is that I got to jerk HARDER, right?
Do people seriously need this reminder?
Wait, this is Reddit. Yes they do.
This just seems like a lazy cop out to not moderate obvious dog whistles and zionist brigaders
Ban the Israel-Palestine topic. Most of the people that post about it are politically charged and are not joking.
This please.
/uj Most post are just thinly vailed dog whistles or low key racism under the guise of a cirkeljerk. I find that moderation is often a bitt to lenient and permissive.
Dicks out?
Where is the map?
France has a small pp
ucj/ i see people usually get saltier when it's about certain topics like indians, trump or israel-palestine. if this "crisis" persists you could do some kind of soft restriction to these post. some subs kinda do that to contain over-debated topics. anyways tyall for maintaining this sub civilized whenever possible ❤️🐜
I really wish the mods would ban certain topics. 90% of the bad faith posts and comments are about the same topics.
i'm too lazy
Damn I miss all the drama
Imagine taking Internet memes seriously
Don’t work yourself into a shoot, brother
-Hulkster
Something map something jerk jerk mod something
I don’t know how to read so
Instructions unclear, jerking hand caught in ceiling fan
This isn't a map i don't understand
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Out of all the circlejerk subs this one is the one where some goon will always act like you mean what you're saying.
Using topographical maps would fix this.
Whoa we really jerkin it today huh y'all chill n let the maps speak for themselves
yeah, best to just lurk and enjoy the chaos without engaging too much, saves a lot of headaches.
Un/jerk i agree with this map and i am my self french ! Haha re/jerk.
Can someone explain France and India please?
that's it I'm suing France
Wow, it seems this sub is being brigaded by u/CourtofTalons
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1pgg5da/rmapporncirclejerk_shows_minnesota_was_promised/
That gray area is Trumpistan so we NEVER take anything about it seriously.