Would this count as Mall Ninja?

163 points wierdbeardthe1st

NOW DO GUNCHUCKS

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46 points holdbold

CHAINSAWCHUCKS

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63 points Chazz_Matazz

GOPHERCHUCKS!

https://i.redd.it/v9kzg3d4md9g1.gif

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17 points DudeBroMan13

A wild Kung Pow reference?? In these trying times??

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2 points Pastylegs1

No Kung Pow reference here would be wrong. and bad.

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3 points monsterfurby

Woodchuckchucks?

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7 points pm_stuff_

gunblade chucks plz

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1 points RyanTheBruce

Gunchucku

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106 points comandante-marcos

The bandage came after the axes or the swords?

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19 points RancidBeast

Axes

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7 points __nobody_-_

Or was it during the filming of the swords?

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75 points KingNanoA

Ah, 8-bit theater. It’s been a time…

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14 points TempleOfCyclops

I like swords!

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12 points sonofzeal

Welcome to Corneria!

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9 points TempleOfCyclops

I like swords!

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9 points sonofzeal

Welcome to Corneria!

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3 points Chainsaw_Surgeon

URGE… TO KILL… RISING.

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5 points EpochPoc

Sword-chucks yo

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2 points FaxCelestis

SWORD-CHUCKS, YO

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2 points CPTherptyderp

Almost as dangerous to your enemies as it is to you

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38 points Bikewer

“I looks like a locked-room decapitation, detective… No sign of forced entry at all….”

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11 points cosmic-__-charlie

Can I order those off kungfudirect?

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11 points MeasurementNice295

Hardware store ninja?

Garage Ninja?

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5 points randeylahey

r/garageninjashit

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3 points MeasurementNice295

Haha thx!

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20 points digimaster7

I’m cringing the whole time watching this, very dangerous

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26 points Dilpickle6194

All those bandages on his arm tell you everything you need to know!

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8 points MarlosUnraye

The essence of Fighter has finally awakened in the mortal realm. DO YOU SEE, BLACK MAGE?! DO YOU SEE?!?!?!

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4 points vortigaunt64

"I'm going to use animal husbandry, since Black Mage is approximately an animal."

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1 points mymau5likeshouse

Oooff, That's some psychic damage

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4 points lord-malishun

This guy welded hammer heads to an angle grinder.

You can see the hole in the wall where one of the hammer heads flew off and embedded itself in said wall.

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8 points TheTwistedHero1

Yes but its a shitpost so it gets a pass

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3 points portabuddy2

Light saber chuks

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3 points LOOKATMEDAMMIT

He attached some saw blades to a yo-yo and called it the yo-no. And made a hammer karambit.

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3 points Tokarev490

Yeah ok, Dewalt Anglegrinderchucks are waiting outside

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2 points Djaja

I like how he progressively gets more bandages as the chucks get more... dangerous

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2 points DkBloodworldMKII

The proof of trial and error on his arm 💀😂

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2 points sick1057

Note the bandage and blood sponge on his arm

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2 points Silphire100

Well there's only one logical step now

https://preview.redd.it/inoqxafg2l9g1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81924d8c51cffb8cf2b604deb19fc2b68b8f6099

GUNCHUCKS

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1 points CallThatGoing

Less mall ninja, more shop ninja

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1 points BeeEconomy3827

Not mall ninja, self-awareness is kryptonite to the mall ninja.

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1 points Trollberto__

This naming scheme gives nunchucks a whole new meaning.

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1 points Cordura

Wait .... is this for a Demon Slayer cosplay?

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1 points callmesnake13

How sick would it be to grow dreadlocks and have a blade at the end of every dreadlock

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1 points TiaoAK47

Not really, the original creator (random algorithm video, sorry) makes shitposts about working trades likes construction.

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1 points Aggravating_Roll3739

The bandages per the swordchucks was very telling

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1 points Glad-Philosophy-9548

THIS IS PURE AWSOME! BOOYAA!

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1 points Punk_Pharaoh

I see he cut himself

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