Does this count? My gf's methhead ex left his "peace pipe" behind...
  • 543 points LieutenantBJ

    r/malltweakershit

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    146 points Im_WinstonWolfe

    r/subsifellfor but wish were real

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    64 points Soros_G

    I'm inclined to start this community

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    1 points techshotpun

    Make it

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  • 208 points dankscott

    That’s a war pipe

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    10 points HorrFrek

    Literally my first thought

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  • 139 points SuperMechaDeathChris

    good luck dawg

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  • 322 points Shinigami69420

    that says something about your gf i’d say

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    98 points psych0ranger

    At least one empty Baja blast cup in the passenger footwell of her Nissan. Multiple receipts.

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    32 points Knapping_Uncle

    Stop, stop : I can only get so erect!

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    9 points Shinigami69420

    insanely accurate

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    1 points Dmau27

    I drive a Nissan.

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    163 points Unkempt-Mooseknuckle

    "I can fix her." - OP probably

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    1 points an-upstandingcitizen

    Yeah, I don't feel this is marriage material.

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    52 points AdmiralSplinter

    The crazy part is that he hid it super well and was a very high functioning addict.

    She said he always had a toothpick in his mouth. I came across a post where someone explained that they'll sometimes soak toothpicks in meth dissolved in water. We're pretty sure that's how he kept from tweaking out

    As for my gf, she smokes 80 bucks in weed a week, but other than that she's normal lol

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    57 points rehpotsirhc123

    First off, that's not the kind of pipe that you can smoke meth out of at all. Second thing is a single dose of meth will last many many hours, no need for a constant supply like nicotine or alcohol. It's super easy to hide using something that can last all day. Strong stimulants can cause teeth grinding and oral fixation, which could explain the tooth picks.

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    3 points Nomore-Television72

    That’s only at first. Just like any drug the more you use and the higher your tolerance the faster your buzz wears off. Unfortunately I know all too well as I was a meth user for several years along with plenty of other drugs. I could do a half gram for breakfast and ready for another line before I got to work.

    Thankfully I’ll be celebrating four years sober next week on the 1st.

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    2 points P3TR0L_

    Proud of you. Keep it up, man. Good job : )

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    14 points AdmiralSplinter

    I've said this in so many comments already but this was for weed (he smoked both)

    Second, some truckers soak toothpicks in amphetamines

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/FN03ZHLTPj

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    3 points the_rare_bear

    That’s a lot of weed. I can be high 24/7 and barely spend $40 a week. If you’re spending that much you might as well grow it.

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    3 points pm_stuff_

    So your answer is yes?

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    3 points AdmiralSplinter

    All it says about her is that she was deceived. Have you ever had a partner lie to you?

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    1 points pm_stuff_

    What i meant was that she is a heavy weed smoker

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    7 points AdmiralSplinter

    Ah. Well, in all fairness, we live in Minnesota so it's pretty common lol

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    2 points rehpotsirhc123

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    1 points rehpotsirhc123

    Ah I saw as can't. The pipe also is not a meth pipe at all, and a single dose of meth will last hours and hours so you don't need to be "sneaky" like an alcoholic is.

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    0 points vhswizard

    Truckers would (still do?) Soak toothpicks in liquid amphetamine for long haul drives, easier than smoking on the road for sure, speed toothpicks are definitely a thing.

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    0 points AdmiralSplinter

    It's a trucker thing i guess

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/FN03ZHLTPj

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    1 points This_Evidence_3203

    Seriously, who gets involved with a chick who has a methhead ex?

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  • 140 points 75percent-juice

    My gf's methhead ex is an insane phrase lmao

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    22 points Knapping_Uncle

    My ex once described cocaine as "your ex boyfriend with the Camaro and the sweaty wife beater, popping up outside the 7-11, saying 'Nah, babe It'll be DIFFERENT this time, I swear!"...
    You can see it. You can hear it, and, be honest: you can smell it....

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    7 points Holler_Professor

    Not in the soutg

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    3 points FrostySJK

    We almost got "my gf's methhead ex's axe"

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  • 40 points Ghosttropics

    r/methninja

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    13 points nelsonalgrencametome

    Man... I'm disappointed.

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    7 points Ghosttropics

    honestly same

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  • 34 points KvotheMaci

    At first i thought that some kind of weapon from skyrim with a graphic mod, before i realized what sub im in. Wild stuff

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    7 points WhenIWannabeME

    I too also thought this was a picture from a videogame or a fan recreation until I saw the title. I think what ends misleading you is that piece of shit doesn't look like it'd be pointy or sharp enough to stick in anything. Either way, it definitely kinda looks like its floating in a generic space waiting for your cursor to move it.

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  • 11 points Arokthis

    Totally MNS.

    Bonus points for sticking it in the table for the picture.

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    7 points AdmiralSplinter

    Ngl, it was pretty satisfying and you can see i did it multiple times lol

    We're moving and the work bench is getting thrown out anyway

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  • 32 points guppie365

    Did you chase him off with a kitana?

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    22 points stay-a-while-and----

    Chased off with a mortal kombat character? probably not

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    2 points brodievonorchard

    Like Scott Pilgrim only with actual fighting games.

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  • 5 points GraveDancer1971

    When you wanna cut yourself on a bender:

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  • 5 points u35828

    I misread the one word in the title as "meathead."

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    1 points Dalek_Chaos

    The most famous meat head of all Rob Reiner was murdered by his meth head son. Maybe that’s where your subconscious was making connections.

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  • 4 points ConsciousRutabaga

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    2 points AdmiralSplinter

    Haha blowing into the wrong end is sending me 🤣

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  • 8 points Flufnstuf

    That’s not a meth pipe.

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    30 points AdmiralSplinter

    Definitely not, it was for weed. He was still a methhead though

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    6 points Knapping_Uncle

    But a Pot Tomahawk? Dude. That sucks. Talk about harshing the mellow...

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    3 points PyroMannCo

    Potomahawk

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    0 points AdmiralSplinter

    Definitely don't want harshmallos in your s'mores

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  • 3 points Saint_Jupiter

    You’re gf might actually be Queequeg, sorry Ishmael

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    1 points kneecapshatterer

    2 comments regarding moby dick, this is saddening amounts. We need more.

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    0 points ElicksonTheReturn

    MAN I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS

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  • 3 points PyroMannCo

    Name: “Violence Pipe”

    Description: “We gave peace a chance. It didn’t work.”

    Quality: Profane

    Rarity: Unique (Variant)

    Variant of: Tomahawk

    Stats: +70 damage, +12 swing speed, -25 max HP, inflicts “Intoxicated IV” for 30 seconds on hit

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  • 5 points pichael289

    This isn't a meth pipe, this is just for like weed. Meth pipes don't apply an open flame, they are heated from the bottom

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    5 points AdmiralSplinter

    I'm aware. He smoked both

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    1 points iwerbs

    How does one acquire such knowledge?

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    3 points NigilQuid

    Be wise in the ways of the world.

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  • 4 points SEND_ME_CSGO-SKINS

    Thank you Queequeg very cool

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    3 points kneecapshatterer

    I was looking for comments like this

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  • 2 points mitchwn2

    Fuckers badass isn’t it

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  • 2 points orangevega

    oh hell yeah pimp

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  • 2 points SgtJayM

    If he smoked drugs out of that, you could catch a charge of paraphernalia.

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    2 points AdmiralSplinter

    It was only for weed and it's legal in my state

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    2 points SgtJayM

    Oh, good

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  • 3 points hello_fellow-kids

    Hell yeah free meth residue! He probably at least robbed someone with it, if not worse.

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    3 points AdmiralSplinter

    This was only for pot, luckily

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  • 1 points puntapuntapunta

    I feel weirdly offended by this, LMFAO.

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  • 1 points Efficient-Damage-449

    Chaos pipe

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  • 1 points Dependent-Edge-5713

    ̶p̶e̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶p̶e̶ WAR PIPE

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  • 1 points neonthefox12

    This is a hard one.

    On one hand yes, because that's a wicked tomahawk peace pipe.

    On the other hand no because the pipe appears to be functional.

    But then you have that story of it being you GF's methhead EX.

    Combining the audacity of that with the wicked blade pushes it just enough into mall ninja territory.

    So yes.

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  • 1 points trojanGen2

    Tbh, this could be a cool thing if done right. Like if it was a proper, quality, item

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  • 1 points et_cetera1

    Ngl id totally smoke some weed from that

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  • 1 points Ziggytaurus

    Yes it counts it’s basically enchanted

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  • 1 points Onlyhereforapost

    Both mall ninja shit and also honestly pretty neat

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  • 1 points WayneTillman

    My man you know in your heart that this isnt going to end well. I understand that crazy girl pussy is the best pussy but speaking from experience it is absolutely not worth it. Dont be like me dont ignore the red flags.

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    4 points AdmiralSplinter

    We're at 4 years and I'm the happiest I've ever been! And i was in a relationship with true crazy for 12 years, so i know what I'm talking about.

    I should also add that she's very normal. Her ex was just really good at hiding his addiction and was very high functioning

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  • 1 points SpartanRage117

    I hate that I kinda like it.

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  • 1 points martusfine

    Some weirdo fantasy/norse pagan nonsense. lol.

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  • 0 points DonkeyWriter

    She's gonna go back to him.

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    1 points AdmiralSplinter

    They've been broken up for 10 years and we've been together for 4, so no lol

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    1 points DonkeyWriter

    🤣 so was mine. And she went straight back. So lol

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  • -1 points raven00x

    That'll definitely test positive for meth.

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    1 points AdmiralSplinter

    It won't, this was just for weed. He smoked both though

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