The crazy part is that he hid it super well and was a very high functioning addict.
She said he always had a toothpick in his mouth. I came across a post where someone explained that they'll sometimes soak toothpicks in meth dissolved in water. We're pretty sure that's how he kept from tweaking out
As for my gf, she smokes 80 bucks in weed a week, but other than that she's normal lol
First off, that's not the kind of pipe that you can smoke meth out of at all. Second thing is a single dose of meth will last many many hours, no need for a constant supply like nicotine or alcohol. It's super easy to hide using something that can last all day. Strong stimulants can cause teeth grinding and oral fixation, which could explain the tooth picks.
That’s only at first. Just like any drug the more you use and the higher your tolerance the faster your buzz wears off. Unfortunately I know all too well as I was a meth user for several years along with plenty of other drugs. I could do a half gram for breakfast and ready for another line before I got to work.
Thankfully I’ll be celebrating four years sober next week on the 1st.
Ah I saw as can't. The pipe also is not a meth pipe at all, and a single dose of meth will last hours and hours so you don't need to be "sneaky" like an alcoholic is.
Truckers would (still do?) Soak toothpicks in liquid amphetamine for long haul drives, easier than smoking on the road for sure, speed toothpicks are definitely a thing.
My ex once described cocaine as "your ex boyfriend with the Camaro and the sweaty wife beater, popping up outside the 7-11, saying 'Nah, babe It'll be DIFFERENT this time, I swear!"...
You can see it. You can hear it, and, be honest: you can smell it....
I too also thought this was a picture from a videogame or a fan recreation until I saw the title. I think what ends misleading you is that piece of shit doesn't look like it'd be pointy or sharp enough to stick in anything. Either way, it definitely kinda looks like its floating in a generic space waiting for your cursor to move it.
My man you know in your heart that this isnt going to end well. I understand that crazy girl pussy is the best pussy but speaking from experience it is absolutely not worth it. Dont be like me dont ignore the red flags.
r/malltweakershit
r/subsifellfor but wish were real
I'm inclined to start this community
Make it
That’s a war pipe
Literally my first thought
good luck dawg
that says something about your gf i’d say
At least one empty Baja blast cup in the passenger footwell of her Nissan. Multiple receipts.
Stop, stop : I can only get so erect!
insanely accurate
I drive a Nissan.
"I can fix her." - OP probably
Yeah, I don't feel this is marriage material.
The crazy part is that he hid it super well and was a very high functioning addict.
She said he always had a toothpick in his mouth. I came across a post where someone explained that they'll sometimes soak toothpicks in meth dissolved in water. We're pretty sure that's how he kept from tweaking out
As for my gf, she smokes 80 bucks in weed a week, but other than that she's normal lol
First off, that's not the kind of pipe that you can smoke meth out of at all. Second thing is a single dose of meth will last many many hours, no need for a constant supply like nicotine or alcohol. It's super easy to hide using something that can last all day. Strong stimulants can cause teeth grinding and oral fixation, which could explain the tooth picks.
That’s only at first. Just like any drug the more you use and the higher your tolerance the faster your buzz wears off. Unfortunately I know all too well as I was a meth user for several years along with plenty of other drugs. I could do a half gram for breakfast and ready for another line before I got to work.
Thankfully I’ll be celebrating four years sober next week on the 1st.
Proud of you. Keep it up, man. Good job : )
I've said this in so many comments already but this was for weed (he smoked both)
Second, some truckers soak toothpicks in amphetamines
https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/FN03ZHLTPj
That’s a lot of weed. I can be high 24/7 and barely spend $40 a week. If you’re spending that much you might as well grow it.
So your answer is yes?
All it says about her is that she was deceived. Have you ever had a partner lie to you?
What i meant was that she is a heavy weed smoker
Ah. Well, in all fairness, we live in Minnesota so it's pretty common lol
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Ah I saw as can't. The pipe also is not a meth pipe at all, and a single dose of meth will last hours and hours so you don't need to be "sneaky" like an alcoholic is.
Truckers would (still do?) Soak toothpicks in liquid amphetamine for long haul drives, easier than smoking on the road for sure, speed toothpicks are definitely a thing.
It's a trucker thing i guess
https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/FN03ZHLTPj
Seriously, who gets involved with a chick who has a methhead ex?
My gf's methhead ex is an insane phrase lmao
My ex once described cocaine as "your ex boyfriend with the Camaro and the sweaty wife beater, popping up outside the 7-11, saying 'Nah, babe It'll be DIFFERENT this time, I swear!"...
You can see it. You can hear it, and, be honest: you can smell it....
Not in the soutg
We almost got "my gf's methhead ex's axe"
r/methninja
Man... I'm disappointed.
honestly same
At first i thought that some kind of weapon from skyrim with a graphic mod, before i realized what sub im in. Wild stuff
I too also thought this was a picture from a videogame or a fan recreation until I saw the title. I think what ends misleading you is that piece of shit doesn't look like it'd be pointy or sharp enough to stick in anything. Either way, it definitely kinda looks like its floating in a generic space waiting for your cursor to move it.
Totally MNS.
Bonus points for sticking it in the table for the picture.
Ngl, it was pretty satisfying and you can see i did it multiple times lol
We're moving and the work bench is getting thrown out anyway
Did you chase him off with a kitana?
Chased off with a mortal kombat character? probably not
Like Scott Pilgrim only with actual fighting games.
When you wanna cut yourself on a bender:
I misread the one word in the title as "meathead."
The most famous meat head of all Rob Reiner was murdered by his meth head son. Maybe that’s where your subconscious was making connections.
Haha blowing into the wrong end is sending me 🤣
That’s not a meth pipe.
Definitely not, it was for weed. He was still a methhead though
But a Pot Tomahawk? Dude. That sucks. Talk about harshing the mellow...
Potomahawk
Definitely don't want harshmallos in your s'mores
You’re gf might actually be Queequeg, sorry Ishmael
2 comments regarding moby dick, this is saddening amounts. We need more.
MAN I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS
Name: “Violence Pipe”
Description: “We gave peace a chance. It didn’t work.”
Quality: Profane
Rarity: Unique (Variant)
Variant of: Tomahawk
Stats: +70 damage, +12 swing speed, -25 max HP, inflicts “Intoxicated IV” for 30 seconds on hit
This isn't a meth pipe, this is just for like weed. Meth pipes don't apply an open flame, they are heated from the bottom
I'm aware. He smoked both
How does one acquire such knowledge?
Be wise in the ways of the world.
Thank you Queequeg very cool
I was looking for comments like this
Fuckers badass isn’t it
oh hell yeah pimp
If he smoked drugs out of that, you could catch a charge of paraphernalia.
It was only for weed and it's legal in my state
Oh, good
Hell yeah free meth residue! He probably at least robbed someone with it, if not worse.
This was only for pot, luckily
I feel weirdly offended by this, LMFAO.
Chaos pipe
̶p̶e̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶p̶e̶ WAR PIPE
This is a hard one.
On one hand yes, because that's a wicked tomahawk peace pipe.
On the other hand no because the pipe appears to be functional.
But then you have that story of it being you GF's methhead EX.
Combining the audacity of that with the wicked blade pushes it just enough into mall ninja territory.
So yes.
Tbh, this could be a cool thing if done right. Like if it was a proper, quality, item
Ngl id totally smoke some weed from that
Yes it counts it’s basically enchanted
Both mall ninja shit and also honestly pretty neat
My man you know in your heart that this isnt going to end well. I understand that crazy girl pussy is the best pussy but speaking from experience it is absolutely not worth it. Dont be like me dont ignore the red flags.
We're at 4 years and I'm the happiest I've ever been! And i was in a relationship with true crazy for 12 years, so i know what I'm talking about.
I should also add that she's very normal. Her ex was just really good at hiding his addiction and was very high functioning
I hate that I kinda like it.
Some weirdo fantasy/norse pagan nonsense. lol.
She's gonna go back to him.
They've been broken up for 10 years and we've been together for 4, so no lol
🤣 so was mine. And she went straight back. So lol
That'll definitely test positive for meth.
It won't, this was just for weed. He smoked both though