Mestre Rayllamm's flying, spinning, backhanded switch, gun disarms! (actual bodyguard course instruction)

1 points SixGunZen

To whoever reported this — we appreciate the report but this is mall ninja in spirit more than about the weapons being used, so although they might be fake guns I think we can let it slide.

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108 points SergeantChic

Wearing his tactical jammies.

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35 points vortigaunt64

Reminds me of those guys that made military uniforms out of the carpet pattern of the hotel where Dragon Con took place and got a cease and desist letter from the seller of the carpet.

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18 points BobArdKor

Deep blue camo so he's undetectable at the bottom of the sea

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5 points SergeantChic

Like an octopus that jumps in and takes your gun.

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1 points toby_juan_kenobi

What it he's living in a pineapple under the sea?

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45 points tony2revs

The fact they shot this, edited it looked and it and said this is fucking badass and then posted it online. I wish I was this delusional

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18 points SFDessert

I've known guys like this. I don't know this guys story, but the people I knew had never taken a self defense lesson in their life beyond binge watching online videos of people fighting or this kinda stuff.

They seemed to think they were weapons of war and it was really concerning how eager they seemed to be to get into a knife fight or something.

The guy who's coming to mind was convinced he was an expert in knife fighting and was always trying to offer me advice and show me his moves.

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42 points redthump

His Sensei

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8 points Lazerus42

release the butthole cut!

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2 points DashTrash21

Honestly the flying leg lock where the assailant's ass lands on his head at the beginning is super entertaining.

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26 points stigma_wizard

https://i.redd.it/l3lw72borv7g1.gif

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21 points pichael289

Steven seagal put out videos like this, but way funnier. Some of them also included fake vin Diesels like this one, that's a cheap impersonator to hire, tons of vin Diesels. Lots of Michelle Obama's as well.

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17 points DrDemenz

I hope the bald dude was paid well for his dignity.

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9 points pittgraphite

Probably....

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18 points thedr0wranger

Man I'd love to see someone noncompliant just sort of move their hand 4 inches

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3 points Shmeeglez

Or have their finger inside the trigger guard

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15 points Maury_poopins

The fetal position at 1:20 is so cute. What a fierce little bodyguard.

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5 points BobArdKor

He just wants his tummy scratched

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9 points ghostoftomkazansky

I too learned all my self-defense moves from watching cruiserweight title matches in WCW circa 1998.

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7 points BaconNPotatoes

He seems to spend an awful lot of time on the ground...

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4 points Ryno-Mac

So the most important part is catching the assailant completely by surprise? Any advice for situations where you're not lurking in the shadows waiting to save a damsel?

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1 points fioreman

Right.

Step 1: be in this exact proximity to an imminent robbery.

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1 points Talisign

And if they have two guns, make sure they are holding them in a direct vertical line.

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3 points Alfiy_wolf

But I carry a second gun and 20 back ups

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3 points BaseNice3520

https://preview.redd.it/047vz5gr9z7g1.png?width=271&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cd80e0ab1566471d0752bf371ef0ecd15f44be1

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1 points Alfiy_wolf

That’s two at once not pulling out a backup

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9 points WarrenMockles

Can we get a source for the claim that he's actually teaching this stuff to people? This looks like satire to me. I've tried Googling the dude, and he just seems even more ridiculous. Intentionally ridiculous.

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20 points BaseNice3520

https://preview.redd.it/8twz8tganu7g1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=e635cd24e3fbf8f27ff69afaa1582aa62abeb546

im not really one to have to back up my assertions at all, but...

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12 points BaseNice3520

https://preview.redd.it/uhmrplpdnu7g1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e077fd74d40805541feacefb36a573bb493350

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15 points Mother_Passenger8589

https://preview.redd.it/inf30czdiv7g1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=94ad4754a7b5b53a660c36018abd9edcecc88035

Bruh, he's serious.

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1 points hatschi_gesundheit

I would love to share your hope, but remember that this the time line that also has Agent Wolf in it.

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2 points Njaala

Awesome! Now I know how to attack a person holding a gun who is incapable of turning left or right when they very obviously hear someone running at them

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2 points KeeganY_SR-UVB76

https://preview.redd.it/tg3uk1jfh48g1.png?width=329&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bb95fd21dbaaf091f1d72b3eef2311b6987d13f

Lol.

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1 points KennedyX8

Hell yeah, king

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1 points guitarman61192

Rex quando!

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1 points my-coffee-needs-me

He reminds me of the incompetent bodyguards from the final season of White Lotus.

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1 points ArcNzym3

https://preview.redd.it/a7egvqnko48g1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9795ff500f6f321005c8896546b76561eb1083ad

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1 points QIvr

Sensei’s super close to busting out this forbidden technique:

https://preview.redd.it/x2mcs11oai8g1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c52a38216fcf24ea2cfd9c93d4c90b3518a5bb

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1 points Extension_Addition67

lucky she didn't kick him in the nads

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1 points [deleted]

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1 points Glad-Philosophy-9548

I mean it seems like a good workout

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