the king of brazilian mall ninjas: Grão mestre (grand-master) Rayllamm--basically a bodyguard school mcdojo leader + LARPs as military\police
  • 43 points tony2revs

    Second photo should be the banner of this subreddit

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  • 15 points hammer-breh

    Oh man. That second picture gave me a good laugh.

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  • 11 points airborneisdead

    Brazilian Frank Dux

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    6 points 77zark77

    Brazilian D.U.S.T

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    8 points BaseNice3520

    his "style" is SQTS( survival and quick elimination tactical system)

    I always wonder what a NON-tactical, survival and quick elimination system would be like

    https://preview.redd.it/3xghkdcykf7g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48b381953754c197a6dac0abf85fd3bf20e79ef

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    12 points joshteacha

    His outfit reminds me of the old arcade game Area 51

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    8 points TheDuck00

    Those screen caps look like it was taken directly out of the Area 51 manual or something.

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    6 points Ornery_Reward_7631

    Lethal Enforcers stage 2 bad guy lookin ass….

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    1 points whoooootfcares

    A gun? Any not particularly tactical gun? Or possibly field artillery or grenades? Less "This bullet has your name on it" and more "To current resident"

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  • 9 points lordcochise

    That 4th photo tho; he ONLY has belts that are hilariously thin OR wide

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  • 9 points Dear_Tap5015

    Is he a little...ya know...simple in the head?

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    1 points tony2revs

    Lmao

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  • 4 points Fandango_Jones

    That guy deserves a whole own podcast episode: "out of the mall ninja head dojo"

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  • 4 points BaseNice3520

    "the stand user could be anyone!"

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  • 4 points OmegaPrecept

    Alright, Alright enough. We need video, we need all his videos, We need them now!

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    5 points BaseNice3520

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpd4hs-mQtE

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    1 points OmegaPrecept

    Bahahahahaha This is great! I am dying over here. Someone get this guy in a movie.

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  • 1 points ChatnNaked

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  • 1 points TTV_The_Reverend_Dr

    Mall ninja final boss?

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  • 1 points TheAbsoluteBarnacle

    Let's put this guy up against Agent Wolf

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