I love them, give me them all
EDIT: god fucking dammit you're all supposed to be suggesting tactical jewelry, not taking them away! Now I have even less to choose from! Bad ninjas
I love them, give me them all
EDIT: god fucking dammit you're all supposed to be suggesting tactical jewelry, not taking them away! Now I have even less to choose from! Bad ninjas
Pretty sure the first one is just prayer beads. What's the full ad?
I’m kinda here for tactical prayer beads. “The lord forgiveth, but I ain’t the lord”.
May the Lord save you.
From Me
And also save you
Let us slay
I instantly heard death metal after reading your comment. Its perfect
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Vaya con Dios
Let he who is without sin, kick the first ass.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
Gangs of New York?
Prayer beads made of steel ball bearings, I'd assume.
I have some of those
For when you wake up late on Sunday and you know you gotta get both your vengeance and repentance done in the one trip
For when you know today is finally going to be the day they tell you it's illegal to love Jesus (for real this time).
Luv me beer. Luv me Jesus. Hate me neighbour. Simple as.
Edit: for best results, read in a Mancunian accent
Maybe this reveals too much of my own mall ninja power level, but thats actually kinda cool.
They're metal, to hit with. But I kinda dig it as jewelry tho.
I thought it was the chain they keep pens on at the bank
Yeah! Drop the link to where you can buy it so we can all laugh at it...
What's up with the dog collar on 4? 🤣
People need to know that you bottom for your commanding officer in the Proud Boys
Ok but seriously what is that supposed to do? I can't make heads or tails (lol) of it
It's fetish clothing, just like half of the post are just goth jewelry
I can totally it fitting in with the cyber goth look, which indeed has some very tacticool design choices. I choose to believe that those who like it don't actually think it has practical use.
Fan-FascisTactical-tastic!!!
It's just techwear for raves/festivals
When you have to kick ass at 5 and lick ass at 6.
I was thinking it's a wristband that has a garote in it?
Most of the pointy rings are just goth stuff....you're only going to see them on some chick in fishnets
If I'm lucky!
This subreddit has lost the plot. Anything people dislike is 'Mall Ninja' apparently, even if it's not intended as a weapon or marketed toward boogaloo types.
Here's the thing: it was marketed as "goth tactical cyber y2k jewelery", so don't stab the messenger buddy
Well. 'Cyber' in this case means 'cyber goth.' It's a fashion style. 'yk2' also just references the aesthetics that were popular in the early 2000s.
'Tactical' does have a bit of a mall ninja vibe, fair is fair, but there are literally thousands of listings for near-identical jewelry that aren't called 'tactical.' I think that's more of a case of the seller being stupid than the product actually being intended for mall ninjas. YMMV.
That's exactly right. It does become a semantic matter of splitting hairs, but in this case, i find it funnier to lean towards any time something is labeled "tactical" and then imagining "lol this is meant to be a weapon? How?"
As a goth woman, so many of these types of rings (esp. the cheaper ones) won't let you bend your finger with them on, so they don't tend to get worn. The jointed ones are cool, but they have to fit really well to be wearable imo.
Sounds like a REALLY good excuse for NOT getting a round in to me
"Sorry- cant reach into my wallet because these cool rings won't let me bend my fingers.....yeah, another JD & coke please!"
Or they’re a Gom Jabbar.
Came here to comment this
I got to say, the ring meat beater looks cool
I must confess that I agree. 🏬🥷
"Unity!"
Not the tactical rosary
Jesus said 'whip their asses in my name, gawd damn it!'
Please don't punch anything with rings on. Its not like brass knuckles. It's more like an any% speed run towards damaging your own fingers.
And in surprising ways, too. Rings love getting snagged on things and bending fingers in the wrong direction.
What is the Actual name of the Bead Necklace
AliExpress steel prayer beads. They were like 10 bucks iirc. I have a set I use as a fidget toy. I wear it as a bracelet and it’s nicely heavy to fidget with. Admittedly, if I had to hit someone, it would work nicely. Steel cable on it so it’s pretty tough.
Thanks
I like number 5 because when you shatter your finger (or fingers. I assume you would wear two or three of these at once.) and it started to swell up like crazy, you can still get the ring off because it is split.
Very smart!
That last ai image is giving me nightmares.
I kinda like the paracord knife wristband, it's a practical way to carry a small blade and quick to access. If the scabbard clicks in well, of course. Do not want that coming free accidentally.
The Ukrainian trizub and colors on it makes one wonder if it was unfortunately inspired by that knife fight bodycam video from the war. Sadly that's the opposite of mall ninja shit if so
Yeah That looks like a somewhat practical tool to me, obviously a terrible weapon.
Those claws that actually stick out and have a point. I remember seeing something like that IRL at a vampire party once. Where's somebody was actually using it to cut people with permission for some bloodletting Gothic crazy shit...
... Crazy world we live in
ok sure but the second you face any resistance your fingers are as good as broken lol
I didn't use it, but the "vampire" did. He had his hand around the chick's neck and used it to basically poke a hole in the side of her neck which blood came out and the other chicks were feeding on.
Although this was a fancy New Orleans vampire party, so it was probably not Mall ninja quality but something more serious. I didn't use it so I don't know how much pressure it took or whatever. I just remember thinking with kind of cool looking but kind of crazy at the same time because this chick was allowing herself to be punctured.
But it was an odd crowd...
Those knife belt buckles count?
That was gonna be my vote
IMO an armband.
That mala is def “demon hand, buddha heart” but on an incel level
does using a large nut as a ring count, that's all I have lol
I've always seen those paracord knife-buckle things advertised as just having a knife handy for opening boxes/etc, don't think I've ever seen them touted as a weapon/defense tool
What is that piece after the paracord bracelets though?
People wearing Sauron’s helmet on their fingers
That tactical collar is very kinky and I want one
I had a ninja star belt buckle when i was a kid that was way too young to have something like that.
Those are all incredible. Please tell me that #4 is a tactical gimp collar and that they offer optional safe word embroidery.
I'm afraid I didn't check for that, I was too distracted by the fact that it's apparently part of "The RELEASE 2024 Collection", and something about the martial aspect of "release" as an attack dog command being kinkified is really fucking funny to me.
What is the 4th one meant to be? Does it open into a cable or "whip" to hit with?
Looks like some "tactical utility belt" kinda thing
When I was 11 I imagined having all these at once and a hoverboard
Last one, number 7, would slice up your own hand so bad.
That's quittin' talk
The Paracord knife bracelet looks actually useful. Paracord is multifunction and the knife doesn't look terribly over designed. The Ukraine trident is an aesthetic choice, hopefully
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the bracelets arent weapons meant for defense, its survival gear so that you have access to a knife and paracord in an extreme situation.
The rings are just rings not meant as weapons.
Bad shitpost.
god fucking dammit everybody you're all supposed to be suggesting tactical jewelry, not taking them away with semantics! Now I have even less to choose from! Bad ninjas, 0 stars