Tactical mask😎 (with braids)
  • 1246 points yergonnamakemedrum

    Cyberpunk 2077 random goon #37 obliterated by a katana pistol build looking ass mask.

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    166 points Reasonable_Youth4723

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    108 points Noopy9

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    12 points Dick_Kickum

    i just fucked up my keyboard spraying water and laughing, good one lmaooo

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    2 points yergonnamakemedrum

    Thanks fam

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    8 points bobnuggerman

    I was thinking "obliterated by a dildo wielding build"

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    3 points yergonnamakemedrum

    Sir John Phallustiff eh?

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    1 points araidai

    The long and only, yes.

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  • 741 points Spiritual_Parking_70

    https://preview.redd.it/f6w5jezib96g1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5f24bc622d857a622e3ba2b71485bfb8272a2a

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    123 points thanto13

    In Canada

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    33 points George_G_Geef

    We met at camp.

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    14 points mrhammerant

    I would DIE for Riley!

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    3 points canolicat

    I wish you could meet my girlfriend. My girlfriend who lives in Canada. Her name is Alberta. She lives in Vancouver.

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  • 573 points GraveDancer1971

    https://preview.redd.it/t22o42kgl96g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb7f6779a27371588937b1c5e287302b5b886a5

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    59 points FlyingCircus18

    https://preview.redd.it/e76di3txeb6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ecc4df891a6e1f1456b4485621a73b5318054cc

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  • 327 points Sir_KunCidado

    "Do you want to know how I got these braids?"

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    92 points zoburg88

    My father was a Jamaican, and he would always ask "Wah mek yuh so serious?"

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    36 points RancidBeast

    BombohClut!

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  • 311 points negativepositiv

    The only thing more neckbeard than having a beard on your neck is dudes who surround themselves with Joker imagery.

    Why "present" a box cutter? I guess the mall ninja instinct to be blown away by anything with sharp edges is hard to stop once you start.

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    135 points RoboftheNorth

    I'm actually surprised at the restraint of the person in the video for not using a tactical butterfly knife with fake exhaust ports on the handle.

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    58 points negativepositiv

    Mall ninja: "Actually it's called a balisong. Duhhh!"

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    25 points thekaseyjones

    I need a hydrodynamic balisong, with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

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    18 points mrmessma

    And a bilge pump for all the blood it will see.

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    6 points geirmundtheshifty

    I feel personally attacked

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    36 points toby_juan_kenobi

    Imagine if this had braided neckbeard instead of braided scalp hair

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  • 93 points Leoxcr

    Those are not even braids but dreadlocks

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    46 points xseanbeanx

    Thank you because I was like… how do y’all not know the difference

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    29 points SnoopyTRB

    My excuse is that I’m bald and white.

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  • 49 points MaatRolo

    Tactical-braids

    Tac-Raids if you like

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    11 points Vulgus_Necare

    Tactical braids are long so that it's easier to grip and rip right off your face!

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    5 points stickystax

    Tactical for opponents

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  • 118 points _yetifeet

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  • 60 points ApproachSlowly

    r/jokercringe

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    13 points Bear-Arms

    There is a sub for everything.. I’m amazed

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    5 points ApproachSlowly

    Yeah. But you don't need to post this there-- it's already been put up there a few times!

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    3 points Bear-Arms

    I‘m not op, I’m just amazed about the variety of subs

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  • 24 points ginger2020

    “We have V for Vendetta at home”

    V for Vendetta at home:

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  • 66 points Robofetus-5000

    Stupid but also some how cool

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    34 points yoyoyoitsconnyg

    r/ATBGE

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    10 points Robofetus-5000

    100% what i thought

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    64 points NoInspector009

    Yeah I want to hate, it but it looks like it belongs to a movie set for a purge movie and looks pretty neat being worn

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    25 points AwesomeMcPants

    Right? I feel like this design could work really well in something. I have no idea what that something is, but I'm sure it's out there.

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    25 points Robofetus-5000

    To be clear! It is clealry mall ninja shit. But its well executed mall ninja shit.

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    12 points AwesomeMcPants

    Hey, if anyone here says they don't think at least half the shit that gets posted here isn't at least a little cool, they'd be lying.

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    8 points omjagvarensked

    Yeah true, I kinda like it haha

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    2 points F3n1x_ESP

    Would definitely buy one, maybe for a costume or something. With a different colour scheme.

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    1 points cooliomydood

    It reminds me of kevin michael richardson's joker

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  • 21 points willisbetter

    the mask, just by itself without the cringe joker design and dreads, is actually pretty fucking sick, they just had to ruin it by giving it dreads and jokerfying it

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    4 points TheWandererKing

    Ok, now I HAVE to order the one without dread on Temu. I can't believe it didn't occur to me to repaint it.

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    7 points willisbetter

    no, never order anything off temu, that is a surefire way to get all of your information stolen

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    1 points TheWandererKing

    It's not a problem because that mask went all the way back up to like $85 to $170 on different listings, and there's people selling it on Etsy for just that much.

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    2 points stickystax

    Except, and I hate I know this but it's from ordering similar styles of mask for Halloween, it has nothing padding the inside when it hits your face. That thing would be impossible to wear straight without pain...

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  • 16 points yunabladez

    Look more like a mask from Payday. Would buy as a cosmetic

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    7 points Hate_Crab

    This is practically the default mask for Rust

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  • 13 points dankhimself

    "Made from 100% ball hair."

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  • 13 points Kronos1A9

    Let The Purge begin.

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  • 6 points DinodestronBT

    Those aren't even braids, those are blunt dreadlocks

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  • 9 points mystrile1

    https://i.redd.it/ox0zkxhdg96g1.gif

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  • 4 points Scrabulon

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  • 8 points Fledgehole

    Could smell the neck sweat through my phone!

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  • 4 points JAnonymous5150

    Man, they missed the opportunity to make the dreads out of paracord. Talk about a mall ninja fail.

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  • 5 points dead-eye-blaze223

    Honestly if the Joker fandom wasn't purely overrun with cringe, this would make an incredible prop for unique joker cosplay. It's just the cringe community association that's an issue.

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  • 6 points Regan289

    Some want to be the Joker, most just end up the Jonkler.

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  • 3 points ilkikuinthadik

    /r/jokercringe

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  • 3 points gratiskatze

    That's an ungodly amount of cringe

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  • 3 points Aoiboshi

    Joker face again

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  • 3 points Tkinney44

    Yeah...super cool 😎

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  • 3 points DunceMemes

    I actually groaned out loud when I saw this

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  • 3 points YoungHeartOldSoul

    What's crazy is I'm pretty sure I know somebody in real life who would absolutely buy this in a second.

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  • 3 points lolhalfsquat

    I just imagine if you ever did a crime with this mask it'd be easier to identify you through payments and ordering. But it's a nice payday vibe

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  • 3 points Successful_Giraffe34

    The braids crack me up. I showed this to me fiance and the first thing he popped out with was

    " Ah yes, the one thing I'd want in tactical gear. Flammability."

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  • 3 points primesah89
    1. Yes, it’s mall ninja shit
    2. There’s a part of my brain that’s screaming to get it. That part of me also loves Cyberpunk 2077.
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  • 4 points doyouunderstandlife

    This is how I imagine the "Joker-fan boyfriend" looks like

    https://preview.redd.it/w6rwjewbgb6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed6a6c7f0b6623965d5fbcfcb55601ab928ee17

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    2 points Medicinal_taco_meat

    WOW that is a photo!

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  • 2 points Annie-Smokely

    complete uggo

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  • 2 points avoozl42

    Wow, that's so lame

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  • 2 points captinhazmat

    Remove the joker paint job and this would be sick in like Payday2 or something.

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  • 2 points Oz347

    What in the monster energy drink?

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  • 2 points sir_music

    ...this is literally just an ad

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  • 2 points flametex

    If it was shielded for airsoft or paintball this is neat and would totally larp lol

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    2 points Noizey

    Honestly same. I'm not super keen on the specific theme, but I'd buy from the company if they made a shielded version but like...a Predator mask.

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  • 2 points tghost474

    Some one def abuses their GF/BF

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    7 points DoucheBro6969

    Domestic violence is only possible if you actually find someone willing to be in a domestic relationship with you.

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    2 points tghost474

    That’s valid

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  • 1 points Liedvogel

    I don't know where that stupid show had rotate trope came from, but it's so cringe and unoriginal that the "psycho" people impersonate by doing that shoot would never actually do it themselves.

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  • 1 points Randolph_Carter_6

    No you're not.

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  • 1 points WhenIWannabeME

    I really hope this is also already on r/tihi and r/atbge

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  • 1 points Justkill43

    https://i.redd.it/0l0j14gbca6g1.gif

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  • 1 points fantasmoslam

    Id be okay with this as a video game asset, but a physical product is too much.

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  • 1 points MorgaseTrakand

    I'm da jokah baby

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  • 1 points its_raining_scotch

    God damnit that’s so cringe

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  • 1 points CaptainPitterPatter

    https://preview.redd.it/8bul87f60b6g1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457ac013f620ae28785a032cf5d205a60d110fd8

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  • 1 points DiabeticRhino97

    There needs to be a sub for cool things that are cringe.

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  • 1 points ErebusLivingShadow

    I can only imagine the kinds of people who would buy this...and I don't like the mental images.

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  • 1 points _Killj0y_

    Long hair/ beards aren't tactical, they make for great hand holds for when people beat you.

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  • 1 points Hopeful-alt

    This would go extremely fucking well in a Nagoriyuki cosplay if repainted

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  • 1 points blugamers88

    My friend, those are dreads.

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  • 1 points TheWandererKing

    Yeah, it was super affordable on Temu.

    I've bought a BUNCH of masks over the last almost 6 years because an N95 just never felt like "it". So this got advertised at me hard, I just couldn't decide if I was willing to appropriate dreads for a one off Halloween costume or of I wanted to get the wig free version and add a neon green wig of my own choosing, so I just went as my Mandalorian instead.

    Now it's like $85+.

    Thanks Trump, Temu was cool for like a year.

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  • 1 points ericarlen

    You could maybe make an argument that he's supposed to look like the Joker from the 2004 to 2009 animated TV series The Batman He's voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson and kinda looks like he might have dreads. But that would be a stretch. He was a good version of the Joker but it wasn't a very popular show. And I don't think people who are into Joker in general would be so into that version of the character.

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  • 1 points WesternThink

    Thats some payday 2 level shit

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  • 1 points Jehvty

    This reminds me of a sci-fi movie with John Travolta 😂

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  • 1 points Hrbiie

    jonkler

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  • 1 points pappasmuff

    those are dreads

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  • 1 points Sleep_eeSheep

    Nah, bro.

    I’m not wasting my money on this.

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  • 1 points laix_

    This would go hard on payday

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  • 1 points 7MinuteUpdate

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  • 1 points VonKaiser55

    Reminds me of the Batman 2004 Joker

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  • 1 points reverberation31

    I know someone who got one of these for his Halloween costume…he’s exactly like you think he is.

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  • 1 points ballotechnic

    This actually reminds me of the Joker from The Batman animated series.

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  • 1 points Miserable-Schedule-6

    Can I be honest.

    Tactical Mask are either Cool or Cringe

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  • 1 points JustAnAce

    It's 2025, people are still thinking the Joker is cool. Weird.

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  • 1 points Supermoves3000

    BOTTOM TEXT

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  • 1 points JekPorkins-AcePilot

    I could see this being a thing in one of the Batman movies. In that context it's kind of neat. What would be a lot cooler is if it were the Predator instead. The dreads of dread

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  • 1 points DudeImSoRad

    That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

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  • 1 points viatorium1

    Jeff hardy about to swanton someone

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  • 1 points AnActualSeagull

    Not the Marilyn Manson 😭

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  • 1 points XaeroDegreaz

    I must be missing something, because that is a dope ass mask and I want one lol

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  • 1 points Nickkkkx

    Someone who'd wesr this having a girlfriend Yeah right

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  • 1 points Mushrooming247

    There is no way that a normal-sized dude who has sex would wear this.

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    1 points JekPorkins-AcePilot

    As the exact opposite of that I still wouldn't wear it

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  • 1 points jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

    lol I thought it was Ramatra from Overwatch

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    [removed]

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  • 1 points Bar_ice

    Maybe mention this to your wife's boyfriend and/or karate instructor, you will for sure get this for Xmas!

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  • 0 points Mountain-Durian-4724

    tuff as mango phonk

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  • 0 points Midnite_St0rm

    “Mention your girlfriend so she can give it to you.” Lmao. Like this people have girlfriends.

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  • 0 points Im40ozToFreedom

    Cyborg loser Predator Joker mask? Thanks, I hate it!

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