Does this AK47 folding knife count?
  • 697 points Cosbybow

    With a built in circumciser? That's a steal!

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    106 points araidai

    Oh my god I hadn’t even thought of that, lmfao, you’re so right

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    42 points Not_Bears

    Oy vey

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    30 points Flomo420

    "You take your little thingy here, and you put it in this little thingy there and; nip the tip! Who's first??"

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    3 points dirtymike401

    The ladies love it!

    I'll take two!

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  • 295 points RayM3

    Tell me that’s a shitty light on the top

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    347 points FNAF_Movie

    https://preview.redd.it/youchyiezn5g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bac1be1a3d57d7b1a1c8647cabf54420e3c23e

    Indeed it is

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    126 points gypsylullaby64

    any way to replace it with a red dot 🤣

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    78 points FNAF_Movie

    Probably actually, it's very easy to unscrew and it's a very cheap light

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    41 points Sheensies

    I need a scope for my knife

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    23 points MarcusWulfe941

    And a bipod

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    9 points kafaniwa

    Don't forget a spotter for potential victims

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    2 points I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

    Unlimited range on a melee weapon is OP

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  • 330 points thingamajig1987

    The fact that blade goes through the hole is...... Concerning

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    93 points Zaardo

    Cigar cutter maybe?

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    3 points Jonnyscout

    Built in hot dog slicer for camping!

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    82 points FNAF_Movie

    It goes through the hole but it's pretty hard to put the blade down with your finger in it, you hold the button used to swing it out and manually put it down. The blade locks into place after it's up so it's not going down while you're using it unless you press so hard you break the mechanism.

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    58 points pichael289

    That's really just all folding knives though, your fingers are always exposed to the blade folding back in and that's what the lock is for, and well as the direction you apply force. It's no more dangerous than any other folding knife it just looks significantly more dangerous. Maybe it's a little worse since you can't move your finger down and free but if the blade has enough pressure and sharpness to chop through bone then it's probably just gonna slice it off anyway.

    I've never heard of a folding knife having a lock failure, or whatever, that resulted in it chopping someone's fingers off. That kind of force shouldn't be applied to the back of the blade in any reasonable situation.

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    2 points Technical-Scratch785

    Apparently bite force wise it takes the same pressure to bite through a carrot as it does to bite through a persons finger so it really wouldn’t take all that much pressure.

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  • 219 points Guardiancomplex

    Point out the AK47ness plz

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    133 points pichael289

    It's shaped like a rifle and names like "AK-47" or "M16" or even "AR-15" all sound cooler than "rifle knife". Can't sell tacticool gear without a clickbait ass name

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    67 points YourDeathIsOurReward

    Knifle

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    9 points Chicken_Teeth

    Assault knifle

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    7 points ZARDOZ4972

    It's shaped like a rifle

    No it's shaped like a submachine gun, namely the PPSh-41.

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    17 points KeeganY_SR-UVB76

    You’re in for a crazy world when you realize the PPSh-41’s stock is based on a rifle stock.

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    3 points untakenu

    I'm getting BAR vibes from the part above the wood

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    3 points Lastofthehaters

    Rifle knife hehehehehehe

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    1 points throwaweigh1245

    Gunblade ala FF8

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    0 points Wyraticus

    Rife Knifle

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    8 points Icemasta

    There is one element on it that is uniquely AK and it's the whole gas system as seen here

    Keep in mind only modern AKs have a rail on top of the gas tube (the notches) and it ends with the very recognizable sloped gas port, that's what is represented on the back of the blade.

    The rest has no resemblance to an AK though.

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    13 points FNAF_Movie

    That's what it was advertised as, it has a trigger hole I guess

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    15 points tjbrou

    Oh, I find the hole very triggering

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    2 points 0Dimension

    the knife’s panels are a laminated plywood like on an AK stock

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    -18 points RoyStrokes

    Grip is reminiscent of a wooden AK stock.

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    4 points ZARDOZ4972

    No it's reminiscent of a PPSh-41

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    -35 points Walter_Padick

    The stock and overall shape

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    43 points Guardiancomplex

    This thing resembles a lever action rifle way more than an AK. 

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    0 points ZARDOZ4972

    It resembles a submachine gun called PPSh-41

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    -11 points RoyStrokes

    Akshually it resembles a California compliant AK stock just as much as bolt stock or lever action so fuck you /s

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  • 17 points Puck_The_FoIice

    Looks closer to a repeater rifle

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  • 25 points SixGunZen

    Yes.

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  • 9 points El_Disclamador

    Squall Leonheart from Final Fantasy 8 would totally carry this beaut

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    4 points GenrlWashington

    Thank you. 😆 I was looking for this comment before making one myself. Gunblades were the 1st thing that came to mind for me. *triple triad music begins playing 🎶

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    2 points throwaweigh1245

    Finally. A gunblade specialist

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  • 25 points rinderblock

    Less AK more ppsh

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  • 7 points HUEITO

    It's perfect for combat.

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    4 points ashen_crow

    It comes out ready.

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  • 7 points [deleted]

    Damn it! I hate that I want one!

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    3 points FNAF_Movie

    I got it for real cheap off of Amazon

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  • 5 points KingNanoA

    Yeah, but it’s low-tier. It’s just a knife with a fancy handle.

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  • 8 points YueOrigin

    Eh... its one of those stupid gimmicky knife made with a joke handle for fun

    Mall ninja imo is mostly cringe looking blades and handle that tey to act like they're overly serious, edgy ir "tactical"...

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  • 3 points AppropriateAd7326

    I remember these exact knife with the led being sold on turkish bazars 20 years ago. Guess its not just mallninjashit but also bazrninjashit. And the mechanism will wear pretty quickly resulting the blade not locking back when closed.

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  • 3 points DiabeticRhino97

    What is AK about this? It just looks like a 30-06 bolt action or something.

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  • 3 points Routine_Damage_9449

    showed a good friend of mine and he says he’s surprised that they’re still making this same shit after nearly 20 years lol

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  • 3 points Lilith_Christine

    Hey, I had the small version of that knife. Ok letter opener. Terrible light.

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  • 2 points Soft-Ad-8975

    You better believe it sister

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  • 2 points delux561

    The hole could be a cigar cutter, not sure if it's meant to be. Cigar knives usually have a divot not a full round hole

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    2 points FNAF_Movie

    I think it's supposed to be a grip hole, also it's trying to look like a gun

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  • 2 points TealcLOL

    They make this knife in so many varieties. I've seen at least 5 different styles of it, and may own one of the smaller ones.

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  • 2 points GettinMe-Mallet

    Definitely a lever action

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    2 points GettinMe-Mallet

    https://preview.redd.it/ttqkwqte6p5g1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffff2423e96fcc9041b90cdb6ca306910a48c564

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  • 2 points supersonicsalamander

    Seems like a ok ish design. It's not plastic and no anime tits. Looks solid metal and wood. My first purchase on Amazon was a katana and I'm banned from the trailer park

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  • 2 points Friedrich1508

    https://preview.redd.it/xhvjzrg2xr5g1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d4e74e9e809321e0db44d30663551accdd8770

    I have like the baby version of this knife lol

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    2 points 77zark77

    I have the Big Mall (of Pakistan) Ninja version and it's ridiculous. 

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  • 2 points 5imonster

    I actually have the smaller version, found it in a car I bought 5ish yrs ago and it has been my daily driver for times I need a pocketknife handy, can recommend

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  • 2 points Rvorias

    I have the same exact knife! My ex gf gave it to me as a joke

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  • 2 points __spice

    that thing's got an accessory rail!

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  • 2 points Technical-Scratch785

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  • 2 points MagosToaster

    Had that same knife in my early 20s it was a decent knife for what it was. Till it flew apart one day lmao

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  • 5 points Slimy_Shart_Socket

    Is it bad that I like it?

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  • 1 points Soros_G

    Sure doesn't look like the Kalashnikov bayonet

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  • 1 points Riboflaven

    I want this because it looks so very stupid. 

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  • 1 points BananaBR13

    Dude my dad has one exactly like this one. The light doesn't even work anymore

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  • 1 points Drittenmann

    kinda, part of the design is not only impractical but dangerous but it is not over the top so it is more on the side of cool than mallninja

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  • 1 points bigexplosion

    This knife looks pretty fucking sweet.

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  • 1 points Spurfucker2000

    Yoooo I got this knife

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  • 1 points jackinsomniac

    Wow I hate this.

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  • 1 points thumbsupchicken

    With the torch! Noice

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  • 1 points Apprehensive_Tax8131

    Had one of these before, idk what happened to it.

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  • 1 points Vitamin-W

    Yes. Unfortunately, this is an example of MNS being kinda cool

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  • 1 points KaptainKershaw

    This is an insult to the Cold Steel AK47, which is a great knife!

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  • 1 points Chrisoma

    My grandpa left me a whole collection of mall ninja knives after his passing, a whole 108. These are some of my favorites, haha

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  • 1 points ButterflyExternal704

    Oh my God, this should be melted down into the slag that it is.

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  • 1 points Slight_Bed_2241

    Nothing ak47 about this

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  • 1 points Skulletin_MTG

    Hey I got one of those in honduras

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  • 1 points Playful-Flatworm501

    Oh wow I got that one back in high school

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  • 1 points VirginNerdGuy_

    Yes

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  • 1 points bitstoatoms

    Is it called Guillotine?

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  • 0 points Theghost14254

    I Have One,The Folding Mechanism Broke After Like A Month

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  • 1 points KennedyX8

    A fine Mall Ninja specimen

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  • 1 points Smash_Factor

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