How about my hammer?
(reddit.com)
260 points
r/mallninjashit
The Pizza Axe (mallvikingshit?)
343 points
Originally posted on r/katanas by u/TTV_flexTape999.
(i.redd.it)
40 points
A two-fer! Cane with hidden short sword AND a pop-out knife.
(facebook.com)
1 points
When we pretend the K-Bar Katana in your wish list is a joke, but we all know...
1252 points
Would this count as Mall Ninja?
(v.redd.it)
408 points
"Double bladed knife" found on Etsy.
245 points
Does this count? My gf's methhead ex left his "peace pipe" behind...
1162 points
Ninja Knife
167 points
Mestre Rayllamm's flying, spinning, backhanded switch, gun disarms! (actual bodyguard course instruction)
332 points
My flanged skull mace 💀
55 points
the king of brazilian mall ninjas: Grão mestre (grand-master) Rayllamm--basically a bodyguard school mcdojo leader + LARPs as military\police
141 points
Aroooooooo
53 points
Billy trident 🔱 ⚰️
36 points
Swat spear!
295 points
Had to pull the trigger on this
253 points
Transforming push dagger (Wartech)
50 points
The "instructor" is wearing a binder with pouches + wearing sunglasses WHILST attacking, the other has a two-piece tracksuit with a belt (on the tracksuit pants) and kids skating knee pads?
87 points
It has the ninja look.
59 points
I present to this sub: the dalstrong annihilator 14" cleaver/chef knife
627 points
The clothes of these performers in this instructional dvd, are very mall ninja--even the villain npc has a DIAGONAL POACH BELT
115 points
Transforming push dagger (wartech)
(self.mallninjashit)
0 points
Give me your best tactical mallninja JEWELERY. Bonus points if it fails as both a weapon and as an aesthetically pleasing accessory.
313 points
Tactical mask😎 (with braids)
2622 points
Does this AK47 folding knife count?
1560 points
