One years worth of dead skin I've saved

Baby abscess drained

my isnt isnt yoshi kira but i do have a "jar" of nails

My eye with pink eye and another infection. Yes I am on antibiotics. I'm just not sure they're working.

Dropped my airpod after having Liquidy exchange with toilet

Didn’t know you could rip the skin open between fingers

Arm

Update - nail ripped off by a monkey

Update (so far)

Extrem spook

My Mosquito Allergy

Got my lip split in half by a field hockey ball

Spilled boiling water on my foot and the cat just popped my blister

Friend put his finger in the hitch while trying to load an RV onto the truck.

VR of the exact spot inside Nutty Putty cave where a man died upside down after 27 hours. See this at 18 seconds.

Accident with a metal object while using a lawn mower. (NOT OC)

Got my nail torn off by a monkey

This is the sponge we clean the works mugs with.

Literally jumped into a metal pole

Had a health "episode" and wound up being unconscious in a fire ant pile. Good times

Hooked myself

Nasty feet — jigger removal

The time when my grandma lost over a pint of blood all over the bathroom floor, after her dog gouged her leg.

It flew into my ear!

Burnt electrician