Elf who can walk on snow without sinking when he sees dwarves
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  • 187 points Glad_Cellist_3670

    I choose to think Legolas purposefully put his weight down on the dwarves in the undoubtedly true-to-Tolkien Barrel scene.

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    93 points raspberryharbour

    Tolkien thought of the barrel scene in 1936 first, and then created an entire legendarium to facilitate it

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    36 points Substantial_Cup_4736

    It is said that he started by creating a language for the barrels, but feared public criticism and never publidhed it.

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    19 points raspberryharbour

    It takes a long time to say anything in Old Barrelish

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    7 points IAmBadAtInternet

    Hoom barreloom

    Don’t be yeasty

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  • 75 points billibob87

    Isn't it obvious. Dwarves aren't made of snow. 

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    25 points BernzSed

    Except for Frostir the snow-dwarf.

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  • 37 points Jielleum

    Legolas really hates dwarves so much that he gained weight just for this

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  • 26 points BS-Calrissian

    It's not the weight that bothers the dwarf, it's having an elven boot in his face

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  • 30 points umagnovenju

    I just remembered how much I hate this greasy lens filter

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    10 points Fluid_Barnacle6362

    Yeah what was the point of the lens filter? It was horrible. Made even the real sets look fake.

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  • 14 points lewisiarediviva

    He can walk on snow and do that thing where he walks on the falling stones, therefore he’s very light. So I don’t see why they’re complaining.

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    23 points Willpower2000

    He isn't very light... otherwise he'd fly away if the wind was strong enough - he is just fleet footed, in a vaguely magical way: stepping on snow in the correct manner to not sink.

    Being able to climb up falling rocks is something else entirely.

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    13 points lewisiarediviva

    I reckon he weighs about five pounds. The wind doesn’t blow him away because it likes him.

    The implications of being as strong or stronger than an adult man, while weighing five pounds, now that’s quite interesting. I bet he can jump really high.

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    8 points Inevitable_Newt_2204

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  • 1 points DarkSkiesGreyWaters

    I'm more curious about the barrels full of dwarves and water that don't sink tbh.

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