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  • 16 points cgf228

    Remember the beginning of the movie, he saw the cops were the criminals, he didn't trust the police.

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    2 points Candid-Culture3956

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    1 points Sadsandal007

    Came to say this lol

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    1 points cgf228

    Great minds

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    1 points METRlOS

    And the phone lines were down. A tree fell on the lines the night before, taking out the power, that's why they were late for their flight.

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    1 points The_Dark_Vampire

    Only long distance phone lines were down local lines worked it's how he could order the pizza

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    1 points cgf228

    Not to mention by 1990 just over 50% of American used 911, so the number might not have been easy or accessable for him. The Pizza number was easy, they just had some, but police might not have been.

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    1 points METRlOS

    He uses 911 later on for the finale when the lines are fixed, but I did forget that he orders pizza well before they break in.

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    1 points ProfessorxVile

    He didn't make that connection in the beginning of the movie, though. It wasn't until Marv and Harry almost ran him over (when he was on his way home from getting a new toothbrush) that he recognized Harry as the cop who came to his house at the start of the movie.

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    1 points cgf228

    But he didn't think they would be robbing him until later when the other house was robbed.

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    1 points ProfessorxVile

    I think his initial concern was more "stranger danger" than robbery.

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    1 points cgf228

    To be fair this was the same kid who thought he wished his whole family away

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    1 points Classic_Engine7285

    Right, and he had wished for his family to disappear, so he was just enjoying himself until shit got real.

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  • 11 points VengefulSorrow2

    His parents called the cops and they didn't care at all lol

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    3 points littlehoneyprincexx

    didn't care at all

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    2 points Curious_Watch7423

    Care at all

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    3 points robomikel

    At all

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    3 points JPVM3392

    all

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  • 2 points thoemse99

    The movie is called "home alone" and not "Oh my god, we forgot Kevin. Let me go back looking for him."

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  • 2 points chrysanthemum_beer

    He didn’t get to enjoying death (yet) but certainly enjoyed watching people getting hurt

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  • 2 points Cool_Welcome_4304

    I think we all enjoyed it.

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  • 2 points Fake_Facts_9053

    Are you ok, Trevor?

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  • 2 points bsensikimori

    Snitches end up in ditches with well deserved stitches.

    Kevin was a good boy, he wouldn't snitch on his parents ;)

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    2 points every_name_is_tkn

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    2 points bsensikimori

    Look at that angel face!

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  • 2 points DetroitsGoingToWin

    Not even the biggest psycho of that household

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  • 2 points Spare-Builder-355

    I suspect that those scenes in Tom-and-Jerry where Tom pushes a shotgun into one hole and it comes out of another hole are also not based on how things would happened in real life.

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  • 1 points Recent-Marketing-124

    I guess you could say that.

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  • 1 points Arcades_Samnoth

    That's why "The Good Son" was made after this

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  • 1 points smokelahomie_91

    The phone lines were down the repair guy told them this as they were getting into the van.

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    1 points The_Dark_Vampire

    Only long distance phone lines were down local lines worked it's how he could order the pizza

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    1 points ProfessorxVile

    It's also how his father was able to call all the neighbors and leave messages on their answering machines.

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    1 points Timely_Pattern3209

    What if there was no local police stations? What if Kevin believed (and why wouldn't he?) that one of the burglars was a cop? 

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  • 1 points every_name_is_tkn

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  • 1 points _ONI_90

    That actually isn't true. The phones were down in the movie

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    1 points The_Dark_Vampire

    Only long distance phone lines were down local lines worked it's how he could order the pizza

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  • 1 points kimodezno

    You couldn’t have been more wrong if you tried.

    His character was born in 82. He was raised to be a Gen Xer. He was raised to figure it out on his own. He also knew his family would come back because they went on vacation. They didn’t die. So he took care of business the way every Gen Xer was raised to do.

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  • 1 points RoxoRoxo

    his parents could have called also...... the parents were in on it, they knew about his proclivity towards violence

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  • 1 points InstanceQuirky

    The family slept in because the powerline AND phone line was hit at 4am. The mum gets told the phone will be out for a few days as they get into the van to leave for the airport. We watched it last night with the kids. Plus, he recognizes the bad guy was in a police outfit so he doesn't trust the police for a bit either.

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  • 1 points Over_Writing467

    Reminds me of https://youtu.be/rf1LSNNgSWA?si=3p0vAU6ozbHp5VEk

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  • 1 points GraniticDentition

    remember the 1993 movie The Good Son where Culkin plays a psychopathic murderous kid?

    wonder where they got the idea for that one...

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  • 1 points PrimaryAgreeable8103

    Oddly enough I've met 3 Trevor Moore's in my life, and all 3 were very autistic.

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  • 1 points knownunkn

    At least he gavem to the count of 10

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  • 1 points billthedog0082

    I quite enjoyed it myself.

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  • 1 points Former-Ad9272

    Call the cops (that were already called and made minimal effort to help you): ❌

    Fortify your home with traps that would make the Vietcong take notes: ✅

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  • 1 points ProfessorxVile

    I think he was worried he'd get in trouble for making his family disappear. Remember, he seriously thought that his wish came true. This is on the cops, not him. They should have put in a little more effort than just knocking on the door a few times and then saying "Tell them to count their kids again" when nobody answered.

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  • 1 points notatechnicianyo

    Ay! Ancient regurgitated trash.

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  • 1 points mikrok1

    No one mentions Kevin's favorite uncle, Steve.

    Steve was MACVSOG in Vietnam.

    Steve and Kevin spent lots of quality time together.

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  • 1 points surefirerdiddy

    Home alone recut as a horror movie

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  • 1 points LetUsSpeakFreely

    Or, it was all about protecting his home and he knew the police were unlikely to take a young boy seriously so took it upon himself to do the job.

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  • 1 points MaxInIrving

    He had a very special skill set.....

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  • 1 points FollowingLegal9944

    If I remember corectly He did and they ignored it. Also his parents did and police didnt give a shit about it.

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  • 1 points eternallyconphuzed

    There's a fan theory out there somewhere that Kevin is adopted and he's the kid from The Good Son that had somehow survived the cliff drop

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