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  • 50 points Several_Quality_8747

    African and Asian elephants share numerous complex cognitive abilities with humans, such as self-awareness, empathy, awareness of death, intentional communication, learning, memory, and categorization abilities.
    Source: https://famous-trials.com/animalrights/2598-what-elephants-can-do-the-cognitive-capacities-of-elephants

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  • 34 points GirlWithWolf

    No one is mentioning the… you know

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    19 points Actevious

    The second trunk?

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    16 points GirlWithWolf

    Omg I didn’t even think about that. I meant the elephant in the room. (Even though it was a bad joke because they’re outdoors)

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    7 points Yellow_Vespa_Is_Back

    I'm sorry, but you're that's too pure of a joke for the internet.

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    2 points GirlWithWolf

    True. It seems everyone but me went right for the wiener.

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    10 points Alternative_Can3262

    Why would they

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    12 points GirlWithWolf

    It’s supposed to mean the elephant in the room but since they are outdoors it was a flop of a joke.

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    -11 points Alternative_Can3262

    You spend a lot of time thinking about elephant dicks?

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    12 points GirlWithWolf

    No, and that’s gross

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    -9 points Alternative_Can3262

    I agree, makes me wonder about you

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    10 points HarbingerOfRot777

    She said what she was thinking of and it was NOT about no elephant dicks. The other commenter brought it up.

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    -5 points Alternative_Can3262

    Then gtfo the internet

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    6 points Thin_Measurement_965

    Because it's funny.

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    5 points Thin_Measurement_965

    Lil bro's swingin' in the wind. Born free!

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    3 points GirlWithWolf

    Omg another haha. I meant no one is talking about the elephant in the room 🄓

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    1 points jaime-the-lion

    I also thought you meant the penis. The way you wrote the joke was not obvious

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    2 points GirlWithWolf

    I’m pretty much at 100% for my jokes that flop. At least I’m consistent.

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  • 16 points discodropper

    Pretty sure I’ve seen this guy at a local bar…

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  • 12 points laidbacklanny

    Someone give this baby bear some God damn milk

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  • 7 points Evening-Deer-4033

    ā€žWhat do you mean you won’t serve any more?! I can stand and walk just fineā€œ almost knocks over chair and table

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    3 points PhasmaFelis

    wanders off on all fours

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  • 4 points Hellodie_W

    What is the thing around his neck tho ? Hope it's not one of those poor elephant aimed to be tourists carrier...

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  • 3 points SockeyeSTI

    Why the long face

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  • 2 points felinefluffycloud

    Kids table

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  • 1 points mr_hands_epic_gaming

    clearly hammered already, you can barely walk son go home

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  • 1 points Severe-Archer-1673

    And what a boy!!!

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  • 1 points SteroidSandwich

    He needs to be more patient

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  • 1 points ILoveToVoidAWarranty

    Dude is PACKIN’!!

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