My friend stole your balls hahahha

135 points Mr-MuffinMan

wtf put them back :(

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48 points heyjalapeno

Sure. For $999.99.

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35 points placerind

https://preview.redd.it/4272dl2jwr6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888c93d8dae094b3c1721605b03dac323d359546

Here.. keep the change you filthy animal..

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19 points heyjalapeno

Ummm....the real USD has this $🤑$ sign. Yours is fake!

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5 points jareddXD

How about a warm hug and a harty hand shake?

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11 points heyjalapeno

Money or no balls.

https://preview.redd.it/gadhyv41xr6g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adbd735652e227014f4fe917b9de9b8c8185229

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44 points Laugh-crying-hyena

THIS is an unbrorn human fetus at 10 months. Still anti abortion? 🤔

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18 points johancoffey

o no mah balls

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7 points heyjalapeno

They're mine now 😃

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43 points USBashka

Uncute.

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37 points JasonMix42

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9 points heyjalapeno

How I be looking at your jiggly jacks.

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10 points rocinante_donnager

i like your username op

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8 points heyjalapeno

I like yours too!

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8 points Impressive-Koala4742

They're tasty, would love to pop that in mah mouth

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2 points heyjalapeno

Okay, I'll lend you them.

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9 points Tired_Dudee

Ew ew ew ew ew ugly

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9 points MakkuSaiko

This is Knuckles the Echidna

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6 points eating_cement_1984

Wasn't gonna use 'em amyway. Keep 'em, ya perv.

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5 points heyjalapeno

Omg thanks. I didn't have any and now I do 😃

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6 points EvilBadassDraculas

I know exactly what creature is in this video and I would not like to be told what it is.

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3 points MBTheGinger

It’s a car you dumbass

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0 points Ramfix_G4

It doesn't seem to be some kind of mole, I'm 100% about this

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3 points BIRD_II

So you're entirely sure it's an Echidna?

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5 points ajayak007

/ul

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7 points heyjalapeno

/ul Echidna

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2 points Kindly-Way3390

Naked mole rat

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3 points ajayak007

I hate you so much bro.

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3 points MrGerbik-

Nuts Ack

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3 points 2tiickyGlue

What the FUCK give them back

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3 points Spiroumax44

It's the beta version of Knuckles

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2 points TheStrikeofGod

I totally wouldn't want a vagina as a replacement to my stolen balls

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1 points Just2Observe

Not r/salmacian

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2 points JustSomeM0nkE

Let him be, what a PIECE OF SHIT

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2 points blackweebow

That's my son.

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1 points AverageSJEnjoyer

Puggle!!!

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1 points AtherealLaexen

Nice Ball

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1 points Pandepon

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1 points BryanNotBrayan

/ul What the hell is this?

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1 points Cpov1

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1 points BotherOld7231

No joke, what is that animal

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1 points Soggy-Class1248

Ul/ it might be a baby mole

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1 points stain_XTRA

how big are the fuckin moles where you live holy hell

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1 points BotherOld7231

Ah nvm its a echidna or sum, didnt hear the audio well lol

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1 points Busy_Insect_2636

thats my tardigrades brother

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1 points dope_sheikh

Oh no! Officer balls?

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1 points CatRosalina

that thing is NOT rougher than the rest of 'em.

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1 points Mav-89

vall stela

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1 points FlorpFlap

I dont want one of those

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1 points jailbroken2008

Tardigrade

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1 points GuymanPersonson

https://preview.redd.it/a4d4bcy1807g1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae612c87d83a405f160be556511935b398fd2b3e

Tardigrade ahh wunk

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1 points DagrMine

Behold, a man!

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1 points _aliennnn11

That is the biggest tardigrade I have ever seen

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