• The chicken's lawyer got a restraining order.

  • Eminently reasonable.

  • How dare? Da OUTRAG!

    Soo fur moar chimken feels!

    Olaf

  • PHew!! If it happenz again, u mite want to bork to a pawyer. Beeing late can bee a slippry slowp, an a habbit wit hoomans.

    Dis happned to me, wit my dinnr in No-vember. It waz eleventy tousand hours late! Da hooman momma said "we set da cloks bak". WUT!!??? WHY!!??

    I spoke wit a pawyer, an she said dat dinnr will bee early in march, so itz fair. I didn't haz a case for a soo.

    Ders no clock jumping now. No reeson to bee late wit da chicky foots. If its happning alot, u must soo.

    ~Theo