Dad, my favorite hooman, was snacking on pepper cheddar and beef snack sticks, and didn't save me any. All he gived me was a little training treat. Dis unpupceptable! (Dad here, her tummy has been off for a couple days and we're limiting her intake of human foods until she's right again).
Soos for more training treats
Maybe pee on his shoes. Maybe he will be nicer if his shoes smell like pee.
LMAO yeah, I would definitely be nicer. 🤣
Git outta heer hooman. Dis plase fur doggos.
Ur hooman owe u many tummy tickly spiders until your tummy doesa right again and u can get cheesfood
Soo to get dad hooman to eat his snacks in the car aloner timez not in frons of yoo mah frens.
Hooman is causing too many feelz das worser dan yer tummies achin.
Das a good idea fren. Pupspecially cuz it's cold outside, makes him suffer instead of Effie suffer!
Dad hooman will think 2x before he S.dangluz delish smelly snicky/snax in front of yoo
He fren, Tika heer.
I lektshur my hooman on all da tings sometiems. But den soemtimes my hooman tink I bein cute, and jus try to copy me (it soun liek gibrish!). But soemtiems it aktuallee clicks in my hoomanses dumdum head thinker things wut dey did rong, and den Tika at leest get soem of da tings.
Fer how mazin my hoomans R, dey can be reely dumdum soemtiems!
Hai fren! Ai see yur dad's snack haz dis word "cheddar". Dat meens cheeze. So he owes yoo cheeze tax. Cheeze tax not negoshuble, not evadable, taxes not cares if yoo haz tummy trubble.
If yur dad not pay cheeze tax on time, amount cheeze he owes gits bigger ebry day. He better pay yoo yur cheeze soon cuz taxman not mess arownd wit dis!
Big soos daddy is not making good decisions and needs to get a pokey from the pokey place to help his brain.
r/velvethippos
Oh, Effie has been in r/velvethippos before. She's a pit-lab mix. Total daddy's girl, she will lay staring at me like this all the time. If the spare hooman (wife) touches her she'll get up and go to the other side of the couch. LoL Mom only matters when she's chopping vegembles for our dinner. Effie loves fresh veggies.
You’ve come to the right place friend! Soos your dad for back pay for when your tummy is better and yeah tell dad stop being rude and eating in front of you during this trying tummy time!
Dis a big huuuge neglekt from youz hooman dad. Try dis ( https://www.reddit.com/r/BabushkaVillage/s/x63jPJJiOz) before youz do a sooz. If dis no helps, den youz must gets a pawyer and doz a big sooz!! Maybe youz dad need baff or visit at vet? Youz goodest dog, sumtin big wrongz here!
You keep lookin at your Dad with those big ol puppy eyes and I bet Dad will give you some cheese!
Dad should not snack in front of pup until her tummy is okay.