Hello! Are you friendly! Bork!
This morning my Mahm look for me on the couch and BAM! there is a boot?!? Mahm accuse me of STEALING her boot for sniffs and nibbles. I have strong expressed my innocent, but Mahm does not believe me. She says this photo is evidence of my crimes. I plan to BORK! at all the neighbors and chase the cat until Mahm apologizes for this wrongful indictment.
Any other suggestions for maintaining innocent?
Bork! Bork!
Meadow
You clearly did not STEAL boot, you FOUND boot because you are a very good girl who is very helpful and also an excellent FINDER! Mahm should be THANKING you (possibly with treatos?)!
I am SUCH a good finder! I find bunny poops and crumbs and neighbors and human food treats! Why does Mahm not appreciate my finding skills??? I will request (or find) treatos for sure!
Isn’t the real question is how is mahm going to prove she didn’t place boot next to you for the picture??? Who has the opposable thumbs in this scenario? Exactly! Case closed.
Thank you for your words of wisdom! Bork bork! Who is taking photo of Mahm's crimes?!?
It not lookin gud for you. Do you has cato you could blame and say they is framing you?
Catto is JR (Jean-Ralphio, da bestest boi of crimes). I did hear Mahm proclaim he was an Menace to Society today....
Did your cat Jean Ralphio make his money the old fashioned way by being run over by a Lexus?
Are you telling me this cat is RICH?! and not sharing with me?! and just being THE WORST?!!!
That is an outrajuss akuzashun! You are obviussly just INSPECTING that boot to make sure it’s warm enuff for your mama!
She always complains how cold it is when I am inspecting the ground for bunny poops! So what if I was inspecting her boots to make sure they are warm???
Or maybe you inspekted for bunny poops to make sure Mahmoud no get stinky feetses.
You are too cute to be guilty! Go for big soo on slander instead. Demand the other boot as restitution!
Thank you; I YAM so cute!
A frame job. Case closed.
I think the cat has something to do with it. I heard Mahm say he was an Menace to Society today.
Dose kittehs iz alwayz framing imnocent doggos! Tell yur mahm it wuz da CAT put da boot dere!
Dangflabbit! I will chase that cat now. He is always up to No Good. That is why I must get him. Bork!
After all, the hoomans made moveee of a feeline called “Puss In Boots…” this is obveeuslee a common situashun if dere is a moveee about dis
Oh mine DOG! It's a conspiracy!!
Or a catspiracy!
Eh, I go with the hooman. How else did they caught you in your supposed act? Unless they knew ahead of time.
Boot looks fun and delicious! Let’s eat it!
No eat! My tummy is sensitive! I do like to put my snout inside and smell Mahm's stinky feet. Okay and also maybe MAYBE nibble on the edges.
Fren - I got u. We do a destroy, I eat the evidence! Yummo boot!!
OOH OOH! And then I am such a good girl and FIND the other boot. I think I like this plans! bork bork!
We smart girls. Let’s tip over the garbage!
Mahm used ai for frame job!
It is clear you was watching over da boot! You is a good gurl and you needs many treatos and pets as payments!
If I don't watch these shoes, I think the CAT! might poop in them. Mahm should be more grateful for my hard work.
Exactly! Mahm should apologize
Clearly u is guardn dat boot n keeps it saf
I see you do a protecc of de boot. This not up for debate.
Pawsession is nine tenths of the law!
You were just keeping it safe and warming it up for her
Yoo shood make her see how jentel yoo iz wiff boot.
Setup if I ever saw one!
Hey fren Meatball heer! Sombtimbes, my hooman finds a slippur in my mouf. I wuz just holdin it! Dey smell liek my dogmom, n I cant smoosh by face into hur alwayz but I need da snugs, so a dogs gotta do wut a dogs gotta do to get by!
Did u try lookin pittie full? I iz a pittie boy, so I gud at lookin pittie full. Miet b moar difcult fer yoo?
Mahm says inside me are 22 dogs. Cattle dog, Pittie girl, Germans Shepherd, husky Husky, and Rottie are the most big inside me. I sometimes use that Pittie to my advantage!
O good den, fren!
U shud hav no prob mlem wif lookin xtra pittie full den.
I grate at dis gaem. Hoomans hab NO IDEA. Nones at all. I jus fire up de ol pittie full faec weneber I not get wut I wan, dem boom! Win! Itz all in da eyez.
Blame the couch. It was clearly the couch's fault.