PSA: Don't forget to demand holiday sweater tax from your hooman, this season. I collected mine 🧀💲.
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  • 23 points Tough-Couple-8767

    https://preview.redd.it/1z2grok2s97g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4232969426733ad3b5421be302a1e5755c304b0

    My hooman dressed me like animal moose! Me no moose! Me best doggo! Why try to change purfection?

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    9 points shivam111111

    Did the hooman pay you tax? If not I have some top dawg pawyers to cheese it out. 😤

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    5 points Tough-Couple-8767

    yes....I High Bacon tax bracket

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    6 points Tough-Couple-8767

    *Furfection! me no kitty either lol

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  • 8 points Sufficient-Dare-2381

    For me it was not holiday sweater time yet but also please don’t forget that if you wear a sweater humans HAVE to tell you how handsome you are and you MUST be allowed to hang out with small humans who will be most impressed and play with you. You also MUST receive presents including (but not limited to) a plushie and a special bone in addition to the tax!

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  • 6 points Tough-Couple-8767

    Hello Frens--Thank you for PSA. You adorable in your sweater and deserve all the best treatos for wearing sweater. Double treatos if you don't chew the sweater off!

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  • 4 points Even-Ganache-8026

    ba, I tried putting a blaze yellow coat on mine for walking in the woods during hunting season.

    He always acts like I'm trying to kill him.

    Hides, runs away.. goes all floppy.

    When I get it on him he goes all berserk running all over.

    He's 4, not a baby.

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  • 4 points sisterpearl

    https://preview.redd.it/q3l5qga0ak7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11644d6d4a54daa35fa0064ccfed55bdf22c0d8

    Yes Friend we here get our Turkey Twizzler Special Snack becuase our Mami say, “oh is nose-hair-freezy-cold so you have to wear sweaters” and we say “no we are poodles Mami we love the freezy colds” and she say “yes I know you love the freezy colds so do I but we have to wear our sweaters” and we say “okay but we demand Special Snack” and she say “okay you can have Turkey Twizzler Special Snack”

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