I needs a pawyer. We has bag of peanuts. It used to be placed inside a drawer that I could open easily and then I could get one out of the bag and eat it and it was super tasty. Human found out cause I did not close the drawer plus she heard me plus there was some peels lying round so I really only managed to get one peanut which is basically no peanuts.
She placed the bag up high and she constantly places stuff way up high which is rude cause some of us have short legs and maybe cannot reach then and then I tell her by whining and barking and she does not listen and I don’t think that’s legal but I am no law expert. I needs advice quick cause I will starve.
As seen on picture, me and human cuddling and sharing my blanket so I think sharing peanuts is easy next step.
OHH MAH GAH yoos starbin to def dumbs hoomans gib yoos penuts nows
I think she should give you chicken instead.
Today I getted salmon, the king of foods. I know this is unpopular opinion but is way tastier than chicken. I was vindicated, finally.
Hab U eber hear-ed ob da pnut BUTTER!
Ai am big boy Catto, da Em-pear-or Ol-i-ber J Bear, an Ai LUBS PNUTBUTTERS!
Ai can climb up bery high. Where is bag o'pnuts? Ai can nock it on da floor four us boff! Or mebbe wee findz da pnutbutter, an wee shared it!
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I like da peanut butter. I only gets one with no sugars and have also getted some other nut butters. All very tasty. Maybe you can come over and we can hang out and we eats peanut butter and then maybe have a nap.
Dat sounds gude. Are U fuzzy? Ai has sum fuzzy, am gude to snuggie wif.
Hooman often forget that doggo have short legs. Tri jumpin on hooman to do a remind
Peanuts are good for puppers! Growing foods! Maybe your human wants to keep you smol and THAT’S why she cruelly put peanuts up high!
Mai hooman puts stuff up high too! It vry rood. Solushun iz jump on chair, then jump on garbage can, then jump on counter. Then yoo iz up high wif foodos! Aiz little doggo, so dis advise iz liitledog frenly, but mebe bigdog can skip a step sumwere.
Yuz can also contract with da kat they good jumpers and pushers
My fren I kan seez youz iz starbin to death you need some chimken peanuts not enough now.