Chia here, and dis iz tricky one I fink. Yesterday I not feel gud, but den mama sez lets go in car, and I go to do an excite cuz I like car rides. But I no feel like car ride den. But we went anyway, but not wit brudder? But den I see she took me to pokey place! Dey were rude and poked my butt without eben sniffing it. I tried to go home, but den MAMA LEFT ME! And her not come back and relize her mizstake till today! Den she tells me I cant eat tings dat are not food eber again (at pokey place dey kep saying dat too). But dat makes no sense, cuz if I can eats it, den dat means it was food? An now mama wont take off cone of shame now dat we came home. I fink I shud do a big soo, but I dont know a pawyer, so I need help.
I think if you keep looking at her with that very very sad face she will end up giving you everything you want.
Dis berry gud news! I do gud sad eyes.
Except whatever ‘non-food’ she ate. Might not get dat again so I hope you enjoyed it Chia.
Soo for tricky car ride, soo for abandonment, AND soo for not-food foods!
I like not-food foods!
They usually have a superior “gnaw” factor. Good “mouth-feel”, you know? I recommend sticks and large cardboard boxes.
Ooo and rocks are gud too!
Tell yur mama dat if she keeps yur mouf full of TREATOS den yoo will not eat not-foodos, but if she leaves yur mouf SAD an EMPTY den yoo mus eats wut yoo can findz! It iz onlee fair!
Dis bery true! I not get enuf treatos!
Dis true. Chia was probably doin a starb!
Me curious. What not-food food did you eats before pokey place? Cause der are a lot of things hooman claim are not food for dogs, but I sees dem eat dem all the time. So I do a suspicious.
Rock! Rocks are bery gud!
You go to pokey place just for rocks? You will win so much treatos from dis pawsuit.
Poor thing, yoo must do a big soo!
(Looks like a live-action Bluey 🥹)
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Iz OUTRAG dat dey pokes yews bort wiffout even sniffing it furst! Yews need pawyer to do a big soo fur elebenty billion treatos an chimkens an 32 ours ob belli rubz per day! Yews fren Olaf
Are you pawyer fren Olaf? You sound bery smart. Dat wud be great!
Ai haz been payin tenshun to mah kitteh friends. Dey gud pawyers! Ai tinks ai could be pawfessor since ai haz mah mama traynd real gud.
Borthole violashun!? Oh no. Fren. So sahree for dis. Yu is a free dawg. An yu has the king uv all pawsoots heer. Dis seereeus.
Some places they call this sodomy. You call it that you get the biggest soo. All the treats for the damages.