• One little soo for each precious disgraced ear. It makes a medium soo, extra treatos and a promise to allow you to bark at any suspicious wind, bags (paper or plastic), leaves, or moose (so sus) for at least 10 hours.

  • Colette pawtorney at law here from the CA&E firm.

    Big soo. You been berry umiliated buy yr hooman. Ears may now be worm, but at wut kost? Your dignuty? No ok.

    You soo for intensunal infiction of emosuhol disstresses. A jury of your piers award u lifetyme extrua walkies, skritches, and bonez.

  • Lorg soo, mebbe settle for smol if hooman seems real sorree

  • Big soo. Obviuosly there is no cord to keep ears from fall off. Then you will have cold ears and then you will have to way to warm again. Very unfair to get hopes up just to get sad again.

    So soo for unsafe product?

    and for lack of jingle bells.

  • Teehee. They make you look so silly. A great injustice but also very silly looking.