Anime language is actually a superset of English, except it is incredibly rude not to end all sentences with dattebayo, which is an untranslatable word most closely represented by "the preceding sentence is in anime language". To shock native anime speakers, you may use ohayou gozaru to greet someone and arigatai gozaimasuru to thank someone, followed of course by dattebayo to be polite.
the following is a parody. please try not to take offence. if offence is nonetheless taken, please accept my sincerest gomennasais
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ヅリン語?
ヅ林檎
またリセット？
if i understood correctly, you are talking about a coolass song
Watch your favorite Anime over and over again and never listen to Japanese people who are not otaku
Anime language is actually a superset of English, except it is incredibly rude not to end all sentences with dattebayo, which is an untranslatable word most closely represented by "the preceding sentence is in anime language". To shock native anime speakers, you may use ohayou gozaru to greet someone and arigatai gozaimasuru to thank someone, followed of course by dattebayo to be polite.
Step 1. Learn 3 hiragana rows.
Step 2. Learn the Chinese language.
Step 3. Learn the character と (spoiler: to)
Step 4. Become fluent in Japanese.
Step 5. Understand は vs が
Baka dantebayo, senbonzakura yoru ni magire omawa no shinderu. Natashi na kita!
Nihonian jouzu da na
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try the learning français method
to be read in a Tom Nicholas grifter voice
the following is a parody. please try not to take offence. if offence is nonetheless taken, please accept my sincerest gomennasais
do YOU wanna learn to speak ANIMAY? then THIS is the Guide for YOU!
SHTEP ONE: do you have a FRIEND? most animay viewers don't, but don't worry! Buy our GUIDE "How To Make A Friend, Ya Weeb!" for just $99.99!
SHTEP TWO: once you have your friend, INITIATE a new Trajectory in your LIFE that you KNOW your friend will NEVER follow you on. Your Friend will either chase you to BRING YOU BACK; or LEAVE YOU and make you need to chase THEM. If you don't know how to initiate a trajectory of life, never fear! BUY our Guide "How To Initiate A Trajectory Of Life For Sedentary People" for just £99.99!
SHTEP THREE: ensure that in the process of CHASING, you engage in Multiple LIFE-AND-DEATH battles with your frenemy. As you BATTLE, shout the most DRAMATIC sentences in the most TORTURED SPIRITUAL ANGST at your frenemy. EMPHASISE your Previous friendship while insisting on your trajectory. At this phase, everything you say will be PEAK animay. If you can't fight, fret not! Buy OUR Guide "How To Summon The Necromantic Armies Of Darkness At Home" for just €99.99!
i repeat, the preceding was a parody. please try not to take offence