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  • 488 points LordOfSlimes666

    Homie built like a cylinder

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    161 points Wildbill6262

    It is imperative that the cylinder and the object it is attached to remain unharmed.

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    22 points daancientmariner

    Happy cylinder day

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    10 points IntradepartmentalMoa

    I finally have a real, legitimate use for the word “tubular”!

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    32 points Chezburgor1

    I know right? I thought that was an arm with weird moles

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    21 points Gradyence

    Full of banana and peanut butter.

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    13 points Polyamommy

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    10 points broniesnstuff

    Words forever ruined by reddit

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  • 128 points Masterb8deb8

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  • 110 points Tofutits_Macgee

    This is the skin of a child, Bella

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  • 62 points FScrotFitzgerald

    "Lethal hot beef injection". I'm sure.

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  • 56 points Bobbith_The_Chosen

    Def fits the sub but I really didn’t wanna scroll past this

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  • 19 points Gradyence

    Dude looks and acts like a young Dennis Reynolds.

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  • 63 points ThirdMusketeer_

    Unfortunate because, if he weren't so overconfident and douchey, that'd so be my type (my boyfriend looks pretty similar and is very sexy). Men always say they can't get a girlfriend because women go for looks, but it's their shitty personality that ruins it

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    24 points Professional-Hat-687

    Right? More pale beanpoles for us

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    14 points Independent-Fly6068

    More pale beanpoles and their pale beanpoles

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  • 14 points airfryerfuntime

    Built like your average Minecraft player.

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    5 points Z1U5

    Can't be, he wasn't texting a minor this

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  • 9 points cesarainyt

    I am a moose

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  • 16 points Philisophical_Onion

    The lighting and his skin tone make him look like a corpse

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  • 12 points GoodDesperate4829

    | . | Sexy right?

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  • 6 points DRxFumbles

    o o

    o

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  • 4 points ASACZNM

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 no what the hell is that

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  • 6 points Sythin

    Built like an aspen tree

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  • 5 points I_PEE_WITH_THAT

    His moistness makes me uncomfortable.

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  • 6 points ShittinAndVapin

    "I'm lethal yk" ...to what... drywall?

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  • 4 points ProjectLazarus

    Why so angry, white boy? 😭

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  • 4 points Old_Homework8339

    Ayo my dumbass thought it was a burrito

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  • 3 points mulekitobrabod

    Bro is just a texture

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  • 3 points bakerbabe126

    Did he just threaten you because you ignored him?

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  • 3 points bdrwr

    Body type: boiled bratwurst

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  • 2 points foxontherox

    😮

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  • 2 points ZoeyBunnie

    His nips look sad. Just like his non-existent muscles. 🥹

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  • 2 points No_Atmosphere_2186

    That chest is still stuck in ch—

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  • 2 points moistmarbles

    If a salamander wished to become a boy

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  • 2 points brreeper

    Some people have washboard abs. Dude has an ironing board chest.

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  • 2 points Ghstfce

    Oh, so those weren't knots on a skinned sapling tree?!!?

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  • 2 points 12-7DN

    Looks like a wet fish

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  • 2 points ganerfromspace2020

    Bro has that femboy build

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  • 2 points DoctorButler

    He’s lethal yk

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  • 2 points cobanat

    How is he perfectly rectangular?

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  • 2 points BalfazarTheWise

    Not an ounce of muscle in sight

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  • 5 points Outrageous_Weight340

    the only thing lethal about him is the stage of anorexia he has

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  • 2 points YourEvilKiller

    Dude's body is unironically hot, there are a lot of people who likes this body type.

    But his personality and messages are an instant turnoff.

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    2 points ToxicCooper

    Listen, I'm gay and that dude looks pretty fucking good ngl...love me some Twinks

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  • 1 points Tedrabear

    https://preview.redd.it/15masea50l8g1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0acb3b5a23378c9f3151a712a4c811810497730d

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  • 1 points jshill103

    Best nipples NA

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  • 1 points JustArty2010

    Bro built like T to the three

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  • 1 points lordhooha

    Lethal noodle lmao there’s no muscle lmao

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  • 1 points Spirited-Ladder-9169

    Yeah, she died from cringe

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  • 1 points not_bread99

    his body looks like it’s sad to be alive

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  • 1 points DangleUrPenisDarling

    Lethal nips

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