That he has a 10cm penis probably, making himself think it's big enough to please anybody without putting in the work (which also doesn't work on bigger ones either)
Thank you for adding to my collection of things/images I can use to avoid saying "my gods? Wt-actual-fuck dude? I resent having to share the planet with some absolute loon like that weirdness."
If you can see someone's g-spot through their clothes, they really need to get looser clothing because they probably can't breathe and many of their bones and organs have been crushed.
Oh someone might be questioning the designs of female characters? Well that is refreshing because so many characters are design clearly for perverted reasons.
Just let me take a look at what this guy wrote...oh he is a pervert.
The whole thing is cringe ofc but for some reason the level of explanation of what Genshin Impact is is hilarious lol. Like when someone says “I’d rather be listening to the Grammy award-winning 1999 hit ‘Smooth’ by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album ‘Supernatural.’”
I don't frequent these subs, but I've seen some shitpost subs about specific games such as Fate Grand Order and Honkai Star rail and feels on brand to the weird shit they post.
If he put as much effort as this shit, on their hygiene, work, and personality. he wouldn’t be lonely in the first place. but I guess that’s the point, isn’t it ? Men will literally do anything except an actual effort.
He doesn’t even fucking know what a G-spot is. utterly embarrassing.
https://preview.redd.it/3iubmwse5s7g1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc55256f5279a52535dbbfe6d5aa33e284bdf53f
I guess he want an applause?
Yooo, Oktavia Von Skenderoff?
No, I guess I should watch magi madoka
great fucking anime
If I would to apply common sense, my only answer would be this, tbh
https://preview.redd.it/fhpb277ers7g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84a8a45e03d6d2df70aacae649ef3c9222cc52a
He wants us to tell him it’s not his fault he can’t make women orgasm.
That he has a 10cm penis probably, making himself think it's big enough to please anybody without putting in the work (which also doesn't work on bigger ones either)
https://preview.redd.it/jd5kd0ojls7g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109665690804844c0fcda64b74ee9a1fff10e4a9
Thank you for adding to my collection of things/images I can use to avoid saying "my gods? Wt-actual-fuck dude? I resent having to share the planet with some absolute loon like that weirdness."
It is very much appreciated.
Im so happy there's a meme of this.
I... that's not... how would... it's internal???
This is a guy calculating the g spot of a fictional character, do you think he has any idea how women work?
Calculating is a big word too, he most likely slapped the ruler tool (or worse, a ruler PNG) on the image and said "yep, my pp would please her".
2cms high and 1.8 cm wide? Wtf does he think he's measuring?
If you can see someone's g-spot through their clothes, they really need to get looser clothing because they probably can't breathe and many of their bones and organs have been crushed.
This man has no idea what a g spot is 🙄
You think he’s ever been near a woman? Let alone inside one? 🤣
Not a real one, only one made of latex
Well, he's been inside his mom, no?
To the detriment of the rest of the world
bro's calculating the prostate lmao
Or what anatomy is.
They’d also be shocked to learn that vaginas don’t go STRAIGHT UP
Ayo what the fuck man
Man fuck the what ayo
Fuck the man ayo what
What ayo man fuck
The ayo fuck what man
another graduate of the shapiro school of gynecology
https://i.redd.it/291dzerfas7g1.gif
I was just thinking about this 😂😂
somebody has a LITTLE too much time on their hands…
Hand. The other hand is busy jerking
Somebody has hands on their LITTLE ... too much
What a day to suffer the twin disabilities of both vision and literacy.
https://preview.redd.it/rmke8s1q8s7g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a49c9845a2107fcbe6c5f90b8744112813e87dd
You're gonna have to give back your degree, sir, because I think I'm dumber for having read this.
I just opened Reddit ffs
https://preview.redd.it/davvsc6els7g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5a9b5225bfd5b9ba8425b19c43ffda448ad8f9
Guarantee the LAST thing he ever gets to do in his life is actually HAVE sex.
tell me you’re unemployed without telling me you’re unemployed
Also, WHY DID HE SAY THAT LAST SENTENCE, OH GOD NO!!!
Man if you put a tenth that effort into a job you'd be loaded.
I guess the vaporeon can finally take a break now
I read that. The whole thing. I’ll never get that 30 seconds back and I can never go back to before I knew this existed.
Well the original poster sadly for him can't do anything on the list at the end so....
We found the pervert guys!!!
https://preview.redd.it/g6avhdl8fs7g1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=85640baac307cd3fc2aedc46954c3ba10ea26760
Please be satire, please be satire...
Gooners don't know what satire is
FFS I JUST opened Reddit
I hate that mental illness is so forefront on the internet.
Desperate horniness is an affliction
I'm logging the fuck off
https://preview.redd.it/2ru3ns4yxt7g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d6294c620b304f64962fbad3a233bcd6fc5537
Unemployment can't be this goddamn bad
He did some fake calculations to make himself feel better about his 10cm.
Fuck.... im gonna go take a shower
The goonologist
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Oh someone might be questioning the designs of female characters? Well that is refreshing because so many characters are design clearly for perverted reasons.
Just let me take a look at what this guy wrote...oh he is a pervert.
May have been a 10 minute Google search but researching the post took him forever because of all the masturbation breaks he inevitably took.
Anything but havin actually Sex with women huh?
Don't go near okbuddygenshin then, this shit is relatively normal there(I say this as someone who unfortunately frequents that sub)
https://preview.redd.it/f0xv9wha7w7g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c656ebe0a94cbc8efb4e9618ea9f767274a7b8
The whole thing is cringe ofc but for some reason the level of explanation of what Genshin Impact is is hilarious lol. Like when someone says “I’d rather be listening to the Grammy award-winning 1999 hit ‘Smooth’ by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album ‘Supernatural.’”
Everyone knows there's an exact, calculable, gspot inside every woman
And bro probably has a micropenis so he’s got nothing to worry about lol
Bro is desperately trying to justify having a 3 inch dick
So are you telling me that I'm just the right size for her?
Wait...
It could've been much worse.
I mean, at least they used cm like civilized people and not inches or feet or eagles like the irredeemably degenerates that use that.
Also this feels like parody, with the whole 10 minutes at Google thing.
We can only hope it’s satire, though it feels scarily earnest to me
I don't frequent these subs, but I've seen some shitpost subs about specific games such as Fate Grand Order and Honkai Star rail and feels on brand to the weird shit they post.
Yeah thank god he used the metric system, that makes him trying to calculate the g spot of a fictional character way better 😒
i really hope this is bait cause no one can seriously follow up "study" with "10 minutes of google"
I wish I was the person I was one minute ago when I hadn’t read this yet
Damn. So close to mercing mona
This is no proper thesis. Sorry my dude.
All that "knowledge" of women and nobody but his hugging pillow to use it on.
God I fucking hate humanity
You think he's ever reached one?
Absolutely not.
i'm sorry, g spot has a length?!
Not even true vaginal depth isn’t necessarily related to height.
📸🤨
Is this from a fucking cartoon?
I'm guessing dawg is in the 10cm camp and tryna flex.
https://preview.redd.it/mmhj6awyrz7g1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee83fa2fdeba0dd5e49e55790638cc0ce27665f
https://preview.redd.it/xahxceql508g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476f8fa5d1bba168e33e8b1caf52be7118f5303b
Isn't this a parody of that post calculating the size of Luigi's package ?
A 7 incher isn't killing any adult.
I think it's pretty obvious his understanding of anatomy is severely lacking but, beyond that, what is he even seeing?
Of course, it’s a fucking Genshin player.
If he put as much effort as this shit, on their hygiene, work, and personality. he wouldn’t be lonely in the first place. but I guess that’s the point, isn’t it ? Men will literally do anything except an actual effort.
He doesn’t even fucking know what a G-spot is. utterly embarrassing.
Something tells me that isn't at all how the G-spot works. Guy probably has never even been around a G-spot in his life.
Gooners need help no pharmacist or therapist can give.
https://preview.redd.it/gpg9gsphgh8g1.jpeg?width=1714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516ebe6d857f42bdf00bd5af803be223f4973072
Seeing this just under a post from r/GenshinImpact is truly diabolical
Math for anything except what actually matters