She has been judging me her whole life.

  • Your upcoming evaluation is going to be... uncomfortable.๐Ÿ˜†

    I was looking for a job when I stumbled into this one. I knew this day would come. She has lived here three years and has been mean mugging me since she was six weeks old.

  • Take it like a man give lots of treats and beg for mercy, no your place

    I will have you know, Princess Chloe lives outside and is thriving. Several times a day she comes inside to eat, circles me like a shark and bites me if I try and pet her. She is as hard as nails and sharp as broken glass. She is the epitome of tortitude.

    I think I am suffering from Stockholm Syndrome because I love her as my favorite cat ever. And I have legions of them.

  • the mysterious black cat ๐Ÿ˜

    With smudges of peanut butter!

  • Cats are always judging us, their humble human servants, and they always find us lacking.

    This is a great name BTW. Regal beyond belief!

    She was brought to me at two weeks old and needed kitten formula to survive but she did not need to be hand nursed. She drank from a bowl all on her own.

    At six weeks old she looked at me and I could tell by her expression that she no longer needed me in her life as she had found the communal food bowl.

    She has never snuggled. She lives outside and only comes in to eat and is thriving. I spend more time with other cats that live here but she is my absolute favorite cat ever.

    My wife named her so she gets all the credit for that.

    Her Highness may be aloof, but I suspect that she knows how important you are to her (even if she doesn't show it).

    Please pass along my kudos to your wife for the fantastic name.

    Princess Chloe Peanut Butter Smudge has been becoming more domesticated. She does not bite me when I try and pet her anymore.

    That is an excellent step forward!

    Tip: (you may have already tried this) bribery will get you everywhere. I have used Greenies to great effect in swaying cats to my side.

  • Thatโ€™s a long name I love it

    If you scan her microchip, that is the name that comes up. The whole thing!