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  • 56 points jarod_sober_living

    He's super cringe, but he is in a relationship and I am not. Fuck.

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    22 points 2ndPickle

    Time to become a fan of Ice Nine Kills

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    3 points SuckerpunchJazzhands

    I crowd surfed for the first time at an Ice Nine Kills show at Warped Tour 2012. Never listened to them before or after that but it was an awesome experience.

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    5 points FellaGentleSprout

    No I’ll just kill myself it’s ok

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    1 points Own-Style-9396

    At least you kept your dignity

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    3 points hotelrwandasykes

    Self aware cringe is very wholesome when shared with someone u love

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    8 points S0l1dSn4k3101

    yeah but does that look like a relationship you’d WANT to be in? trust me, a relationship with someone whose mind you can’t admire leaves a different kind of emptiness. i just mean it in the sense that ‘having a relationship’ shouldn’t be the goal, but ‘having a relationship with someone who intrigues, inspires, and inflames you’ should

    then you realise it’s really fucking hard to find someone like that who you’re also sexually attracted to. so then you can just chill out and search passively, seeing what kinda people life throws your way.

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    3 points hoganloaf

    Haha girl you got any ibuprofen because you got me absolutely inflamed

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    1 points S0l1dSn4k3101

    because fuck alliteration innit

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    1 points TrapperKeeperCosby

    Oh baby I got all kinds of antiinflammatories. (I have IBS)

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    2 points Loud-Log9098

    Yeah, I mean, a relationship where I can feel like I can be myself and do what I want? A relationship where you can post cringe videos together and not care what some lonely losers on the internet think. They're living it.

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    0 points Former_Trifle8556

    "Be yourself", modern idea, is living for posting your life on social media, thinking that people want to be you and have your life because, in the end, you're in a relationship. 

    This people are not okay and winning as they think. 

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    2 points Loud-Log9098

    We see one little video. It's too little to go off of to judge an entire person's life though. 🙃

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    1 points SwanRonsonIsDead

    Took me 36 years to figure that out, it's worth all the heartbreaks and stress leading up to it but damn is it worth it

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    1 points Freezerpill

    🙏

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    6 points No_Cook2983

    I don’t see you dressing up in tight velvet suits and stumbling down stairs.

    Maybe that’s the problem.

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    0 points BeanserSoyze

    Tbf it's a normal suit

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    1 points Elderchicken948

    Allegedly*

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    1 points Bunnyland77

    Little sisters don't count.

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    -1 points Avatar_of_Duality

    It's ok. I mean, look at what he's in the relationship with.

    Are you sure it's really much to be jealous of? 😂

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    0 points Scottyttocs85

    My first thought actually

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    2 points juiceboxedhero

    His first thot

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    0 points Former_Trifle8556

    A bad relationship, so who cares? 

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    0 points synthezfrance

    It's just his sister helping him out. But yeah she is also his girlfriend. Fuck

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  • 28 points fiixed2k

    That's not camera effects when he jumps up and down

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    5 points No_Cook2983

    Dont tell fat Jokers!

    They’re very hurtful.

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  • 14 points realgone2

    Imagine walking down the street and seeing this shit.

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    10 points No_Cook2983

    I fucking love this.

    If I could walk down the street and see this, I’d bet so happy.

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  • 8 points Joshwa_4

    He looks like the kid that played Chucky in the American version of Shameless.

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  • 6 points WestCoastHopHead

    Right on, dude. Get it.

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  • 6 points Xu_Lin

    The Porker

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  • 6 points bmo1989

    Cringe..... but I'm somehow happy for them lol

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    3 points BUTTeredWhiteBread

    I mean they're just living life being happy together. It's oddly wholesome.

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  • 6 points Such_Grapefruit_5772

    You know what? Good for them.

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  • 3 points Separate_Issue2207

    Well I’m pretty sure he is the baddie!! That boy can move!

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  • 4 points chuckcrys

    Who was filming a THIRD ice nine kills fan!? Shit this guy hit the jack pot.

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  • 4 points Goblin7799

    Good for him, everyone deserves happiness

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  • 7 points Fridge-Largemeat-

    Baddy? Looks like he pulled her from a middle school.

    Oh Ice Nine Kills, checks out.

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    1 points Scottyttocs85

    Who the hell is ice nine kills

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    6 points Fridge-Largemeat-

    Shitty "metal" band thats currently obsessed with the joker

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    1 points Scottyttocs85

    Oh. Ok.

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  • 4 points DeadOne_001

    9 vegetables kills

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  • 4 points Melphor

    Dope ass face paint, a shawty with a body, and a personal soundtrack that slaps harder than your momma’s mac and cheese? This man lives the perfect life, and we can only hope to be on his level.

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  • 2 points tumor_named_marla

    They're living their best, cringe inducing lives. Here for it.

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  • 1 points Greenish_Manalishi

    She helped him when Jamie Taco was stealing all his lines.

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  • 1 points BlackSpaceCowBoy111

    I don’t really find this cringe that’s just my opinion

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    1 points bumcum69-

    are you an ice nine kills fan?

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    1 points BlackSpaceCowBoy111

    Have no idea who that is 🤣

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  • 1 points UK_Colossal

    It’s ok I’ll take the long way around

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  • 1 points ShakeMasterFlash

    On par for Ice Nine Kills fans

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  • 1 points officialmrpunk

    lol single losers calling this cringe where the couple is just having fun without harming anyone

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  • 1 points Ok_Chemical_7623

    I was concerned he was about to miss a step...

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  • 1 points Big_Midnight7261

    All I saw was the hillbilly stomp. Pretty good

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  • 1 points sickrepublicans

    Just happy for bro tbh

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  • 1 points alvl6metapod

    I wish i were his friend so bad lol

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  • 1 points Strict_Catch_6249

    Thats hurt in so many ways!

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  • 1 points SlappyHandstrong

    I feel like the Joker you get from Temu would be better than this

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  • 1 points CharacterCarrot2475

    Eww no thanks

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  • 1 points Alarming_Ice2023

    Fucking hell

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  • 1 points juiceboxedhero

    The Porker

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  • 0 points tiffany_says_this

    What the French!?

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    0 points Agentkeenan78

    Toast?

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  • 0 points Ok_Election8680

    It’s were a hippopotamus and a horse meet up and it turned out wrong and I think heaven is not big enough for hippopotamus

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  • 0 points Takemyfishplease

    Wish they’d go back to ska. Those were the good-ish times.

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  • 0 points AldoTheeApache

    The Jorker

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  • -1 points GurInfinite3868

    Ok, just a few suggestions

    1. Change "Dance with the devil..." to "Dance with carbohydrates"
    2. You both need some sort of prop in your hands. I suggest that the woman have one of those gender reveal balloons that she pops to cover up her garb more. For the guy, I say to double fist two Turkey drumsticks that you eat sloppily like you're in last place at one of those eating contests!

    And, scene!

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