Mike Jones, golden toilet thief. They say I’m the right hand man, but I’m a leftie. I call it “taking an America” every time I drop a deuce.

15 points sunnipraystation

Who?

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12 points Jonny_Thundergun

Mike Jones

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10 points sunnipraystation

Back then hoes didn’t want me now I’m hot hoes all on me

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7 points [deleted]

281-330-8004

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11 points G0LDLU5T

Also stole Mr. Potato Head’s ears

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6 points BeefSupremeNinja82

Why is one lower than the other?

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4 points connortait

Roger hasnt perfected ear placement

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3 points BeefSupremeNinja82

The large uneven low set ears and upturned nose are both symptoms of FAS

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5 points not_roger_smith

He doesn't have a shotgun and I'm not going home

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2 points alfredlion

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