Im the ‘one dude’ in the window from that New Yorker story about Alex Honnold climbing a NJ highrise
  • 2240 points Smart-Response9881

    Some half naked guy is clinging to the window of their Highrise apartment. I wonder why the girlfriend was uncomfortable.

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    35 points hoxxxxx

    hide the wife especially. i can't imagine how well built honnold is.

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    42 points wheresmychippy93

    He’s also making direct eye contact with her it seems lol

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  • 2005 points Stizzzy

    A few years back I was living in Urby in Jersey City. It’s like 1:30 a.m., I’m in my apartment, and suddenly there’s a guy outside my window on the 21st floor.

    I realize it’s Alex Honnold free-soloing the damn building, so obviously I do the only reasonable thing: take a selfie with him through the glass.

    Months later I’m reading this New Yorker piece about the climb and see this line:

    “One dude took a selfie with me at one of the windows on the twenty-first floor. I gave him the thumbs up. It was kind of a weird deal. His girlfriend seemed deeply uncomfortable.”

    That was me 😂

    First pic is the selfie from that night, second is a daytime shot of the building. Third is the article where I'm mentioned. Here’s the article!

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    243 points 3FtDick

    That feeling when he falls trying to give you a thumbs up for your selfie

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    136 points l3ane

    His girlfriend seemed deeply uncomfortable

    Alex projecting here just a bit. Dude has the social skills of a stagnant fart.

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    614 points s3v3red_cnc

    Yep, you're the weird one in this scenario... What?

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    139 points InquisitaB

    I think Honnold was saying that the situation was weird for him realizing that he was kind of intruding on their privacy.

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    28 points s3v3red_cnc

    Ah, that would make sense. I took it literally.

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    6 points Deaffin

    How does that work? Is it a deal they made concerning weirdness, or was the deal they made itself weird?

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    6 points s3v3red_cnc

    The overall situation being weird is what I believe now they are getting at.

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    1 points Deaffin

    Right, but I'm trying to get to the bottom of this literal weird deal.

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    1 points s3v3red_cnc

    Ah, I see. No, not that literal. The other literal. Taking it at its most basic sense, to me anyways.

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    0 points Deaffin

    So they deal in lyes!

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    3 points s3v3red_cnc

    Much like Brad Pitt

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    5 points poop-machines

    That's why he free soloed it naked. Because he knew he would see naked people inside their apartments and he wanted them to feel comfortable. What better way than to be naked himself, shouting "we are in this together!".

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    6 points Bored_Amalgamation

    He's JUST NOW realizing that?! Must be autistic. Has to be.

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    6 points Amerikanwoman

    He is on the spectrum, so were his parents. He had to teach himself how to hug when he was an adult because it’s not something his family ever did.

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    192 points AlpineAvalanche

    To be fair to Alex, he's done a lot of climbs and not a lot of people are just chilling there looking at him face to face while he's a hundred feet up a cliff.

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    76 points illaqueable

    Can you imagine a dude encased in rock 1500 ft up El Capitan

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    40 points Aware-Requirement-67

    “Oh hi Alex, I’m a big fan. You can totally hold on to that however long you want.”

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    3 points Ignum

    "Yeah...been here awhile."

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    21 points Christmas_Queef

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    26 points nrith

    How is OP the weird one?

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    35 points s3v3red_cnc

    The climber said it was weird... I'm saying OP is not the weird one here.

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    21 points OkBoysenberry3603

    These guys tend to be so fucking weird and out of touch with reality it is no surprise this was his response 

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    8 points Deaffin

    It's out of touch to characterize the awkward social interaction and overall privacy violation as being weird in this scenario? Seems pretty fucking grounded to me.

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    2 points despoticGoat

    What

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    11 points surfergirl143

    Did you guys know in advance this was happening from the apartment? Or was it totally random

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    20 points Stizzzy

    Completely random.

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    5 points surfergirl143

    Wow that’s wild! I would’ve freaked out if someone was on my window like Spider-Man lol

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    9 points opulousss

    I didn’t even notice him until I read this comment and looked at the picture again

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    36 points TheWhooooBuddies

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    1 points rmxcited

    Dude. This is awesome!! 😂

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    1 points OdinSon79

    That's awesome. Alex is a legend.

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    1 points obidie

    How "awesome" will it be if he slips and falls and kills an innocent person walking below?

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    3 points Cruddlington

    Then, and only then would he be an arsehole. Innocent until proven guilty, your Honour.

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    -3 points obidie

    Yeah. That ought to satisfy the family of the person he killed.

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  • 610 points a1g3rn0n

    1:30AM is not the best time to surprise people by suddenly appearing outside of their bedroom windows.

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    234 points Stizzzy

    especially when they open

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    54 points -recess-

    And 20-odd floors up!

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    75 points Swimming_Student7990

    While shirtless, too.

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    21 points Frosty-Priority5056

    yes! why that time? why that building?? why not tell the residents??? why alex why????

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    15 points Deaffin

    Well there's less traffic at night. That's why I wait to do my shopping, you don't have to sit there bumping into people's butts with your cart to encourage them to let you in on that macaroni section.

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  • 167 points chosedemarais

    That picture makes him look like a cryptid :)

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    20 points OdysseusRex69

    I was thinking the saaaaaame thing 🤣 At first I thought it was a promo for The Fly what with the way the guy is positioned

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    Did the building notify residents that he'd be doing this?

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    291 points Stizzzy

    absolutely not lol. I believe he spoke with the mayor and the building developer beforehand though!

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    229 points trubol

    The dude who climbs highrises half naked spoke with the mayor, the building developer, and 5 other voices in his head

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    19 points depriice

    Lol tbf he’s extremely famous. Go check out the doc Free Solo! It’s amazing.

    That’s not to say he isn’t insane though…

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    -22 points Bored_Amalgamation

    Famous for climbing shit? And I should be cool because the mayor gave him the go ahead? My city just recalled our mayor because his wife walked in to somebody's house without permission. (It's honestly kinda shocking how similar the situations are to a degree).

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    12 points depriice

    You’re putting words in my mouth. And I could care less about your opinion. I’m just pointing out he isn’t some random crazy half naked dude climbing a building. He is widely considered the world's most famous, recognizable, and accomplished climber.

    The documentary free solo won an oscar, he has appeared on 60 Minutes, National Geographic, and in GQ, and uses his platform for his non-profit the Honnold Foundation which is huge.

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    -13 points Bored_Amalgamation

    Cool

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    9 points depriice

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    -6 points Bored_Amalgamation

    Sorry I'm not as impressed as you are. I would be pissed if some dude is crawling up my building at 1 in the morning because he wanted to. If I called the police and they said, "oh don't worry about it, he's a famous climber and the mayor said it was cool" that would be a shit excuse. Anybody else would have the police there and him charged with trespassing. There's a reason why that shit is illegal, and you shouldn't get a legal pass because you're someone "special".

    I don't celebrate celebrities for doing weird stupid shit because they're celebrities. I don't excuse weird behavior because they're rich or give money away, or won some award made up by other rich people to celebrate themselves.

    Edit: I'll climb your house at 1AM. Don't call the cops cause the mayor said it was cool

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    2 points wannaseeawheelie

    He has money, he’s in the club now.

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    21 points 100_cats_on_a_phone

    He seems to have stopped because people still had lights on, but if I come out to a darkened living room and saw a human climbing up the building I think I'd have a lot more trouble. 

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    34 points [deleted]

    Then that's annoying as hell.

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    -24 points MartinFissle

    To be fair it's not your property, he would ask the property manager and local authorities. Y'all just rent space there

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    42 points ApparentlyIronic

    Yeah but the building manager should have told the residents. Many people would freak out looking out their windows 50-300 ft up and seeing a shirtless man outside.

    And that's not even considering that the windows open (according to OP) so there's a bigger safety risk as well

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    24 points Zjoee

    Imagine having sex with your wife in your bedroom on the 20th floor and you look over at the window so see some shirtless guy climbing by.

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    8 points Skizot_Bizot

    God forbid he climbs past a hostage situation and gets shot by the mafia or something?! People bagging up a huge pile of cocaine? You need to forewarn inhabitants so they can move their illegal doings for the day!

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    0 points Deaffin

    I mean, that's on you for engaging in voyeurism in the first place. If you're not into that, why would there be a big uncovered window there?

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    0 points Deaffin

    Nothing happening on the outside of the building is any concern to the residents. They're only paying to use the inside.

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    2 points Environmental-Run528

    What if they thought he was some sort of intruder, there could have been a negative interaction where someone knocked him off the building.

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    0 points Deaffin

    That would be bad. Don't do that.

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    2 points Environmental-Run528

    I probably would if he was outside my window, but I live in a house in a rural area.

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    1 points Deaffin

    Probably somewhat less of a fall then, at least. Maybe surround your house with trampolines, just to be safe.

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    1 points Environmental-Run528

    Funny you say that my kids trampoline is right in front of my bedroom window lol.

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    8 points tubaman23

    Exactly! We rent the space. So if you interrupt that space, what am I renting?

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    -1 points Deaffin

    You're only renting the space inside. You're not being interrupted by the view outside, that's not your space. If you don't like the view, close the window.

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    3 points tubaman23

    I mean you're doing some great rage bait, but ya really think that's how it works?

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    1 points Deaffin

    Ah shit, you're right. I meant like close the window blinds or shut the curtains, not literally close the window. Derp.

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    1 points tubaman23

    So, other way of looking at it, I want a home. I spend my money to purchase the rights to a home (renting an apartment). Because I spend money to rent this space, I deserve the rights to that space. Idk how old you are, but as you start needing your own space, its important to define the security of the space you can own. This situation violated that security significantly, which isn't a good basis of security of living.

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    1 points Environmental-Run528

    Technically he had legal permission from the building owner, who owns the exterior of the building. I kind of think it's crazy for the building owner to do this without notifying the tenants. The building owner would not need your permission to have window washers or repairs done to the side of the building either.

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    -3 points MartinFissle

    Whatever it says on the rental agreement. Usually in high rise buildings without a balcony you have no entitlement to a view unobstructed of the outside. If the building owner decided to have window cleaners or a movie studio start filming on the roof the tenants could be informed or not but its not factored into the decision to go forward.

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    4 points onowahoo

    Isn't there some expectation of privacy right outside a window that is always private?

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    0 points Deaffin

    You should expect people have the ability to see you through glass if you can see them through the glass. You should also expect that the people can no longer see through the glass if said glass is covered up. This is entirely within your control.

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  • 72 points Full-Marionberry-619

    Has Alex ever seen the photo?

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    74 points Stizzzy

    I don't know but that would be a pretty cool ending to the story for sure!

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  • 110 points CoolRunnings7

    Was your girlfriend deeply uncomfortable? Lol. What was your reaction seeing a dude outside at 2 am 21 floors up??

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    269 points Stizzzy

    Honestly I was in pure shock for a second until I realized who it was. I’m a climber and a pretty big fan of his, so once it clicked I was just like… there is no way this is happening right now. Total once-in-a-lifetime moment.

    He actually tried to play it off and deny being himself at first, but come on man 😂

    I grabbed the selfie and then it hit me that the longer I kept him there, the more sketchy it was if anything went wrong, so I just let him keep cruising.

    My girlfriend wasn’t “deeply uncomfortable” but more like stunned and amazed. It was such a surreal thing to see at 2 a.m. that high up.

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    64 points CoolRunnings7

    Lmao. I’m not a climber but even I know who he is. Wondering how he thought he could pull off denying who he was, especially with the when and the where 😅

    Pretty cool thing to have happen, gotta be a fun story you can pull out for any ice breakers or parties haha

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    50 points Stizzzy

    oh yeah for sure. i created a shadowbox with the magazine article the picture and the apartment key.

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    7 points OtterPeePools

    Noice!

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    18 points sex-farm-woman

    Okay but how were you even able to process this in enough time to snap the photo? Like it’s 2am, you live on the 20th floor, and suddenly a mostly-naked man is on your window. It took me like 20 seconds to understand what was happening in this photo

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    39 points Stizzzy

    Awake having some champagne or something and I see a nipple in the window.

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    25 points OtterPeePools

    That is really cool that you are a climber as well. What an awesome moment indeed. edit: damn, the more I sit here and think about it, it's pretty amazeballs!!! But I'm a little high and the dark side is wondering, would you have shared the pic if he had fallen and died?

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    7 points joelstaz

    Dude being a fan of climbing and then seeing Alex right outside your window ? Lmao crazy world

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    1 points ponyponyta

    What a lucky fan. If only my kpop idols could do this for me. Lmao.

    Does he realize you're his fan to have such a candid reaction? Hahaha

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  • 32 points lelorang

    You lost the opportunity.

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    52 points Stizzzy

    ironically the first thing i noticed outside the window was his nipple. then i realized there was a whole person out there lmao.

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  • 29 points MitzCracker

    Why is he nakey?

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    36 points Stizzzy

    For grippage

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    33 points MitzCracker

    What are the nipples gripping

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    38 points GermanShepherdsVag

    My heart

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  • 42 points BobbyBobRoberts

    Not a question for you, but just some confusion at the phrasing in the article: WTH does "ledges the width of a fork" mean? Since when are we using cutlery as a unit of measurement?

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    34 points Stizzzy

    thats funny. "the ledge was like 5 forks wide so i sent it!"

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    48 points Consistent-Annual268

    Americans really will use anything besides metric.

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    1 points GhostFour

    How many hands is an American ledge?

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    2 points Rubymoon286

    If a fork is about an inch and a hand is four inches, then 1.1 hands, since hands are read 1 = 4, and 0.1 = 1

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    9 points Scinniks_Bricks

    Lol as if there's a standard fork size. Every home and restaurant I have eaten at has had wildly different sizes to all their utensils.

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    3 points brandonwalsh76

    I mean, a fork pretty much has to fit in your mouth.

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    6 points mattwallace24

    Obviously this was before American’s started using bananas as our measurement of length.

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  • 17 points chalimacos

    Someone could have shot him if they didn't warn the residents

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    10 points oooooothatsatree

    They also could have shot him with a warning. With warning they’d have time to prepare.

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    6 points forvillage22

    I’m not sure the shooter would be within his or her rights….a non intrusive passerby on the outside of a window of a room you likely rent shouldn’t be shot on sight lol

    What about unannounced window cleaners?

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    7 points chalimacos

    True, but when people panic, who knows? A shirtless guy at night...

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    2 points onowahoo

    We don't just shoot people outside the window in the tristate area. Most people would take a minute to figure out what's going on before unloading out a window.

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  • 17 points bumbledbee73

    If I woke up to Alex Honnold clinging to my window I really don’t know what I’d do

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    1 points brandonwalsh76

    I sure as fuck wouldnt take a selfie. Then again, I would never ever take a selfie.

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  • 25 points Beanbag141

    This could be a really good SCP lmao.

    SCP 185 - "Alex Honnold"

    An entity that bears a striking resemblance to climber Alex Honnold. SCP 185 appears shirtless, clinging to the outside of highrise buildings with no visible climbing gear. There are multiple instances of SCP 185 reported around the globe. No one knows why it does what it does. It just watches.

    To be fair, as someone who's deathly afraid of heights, everything Alex does is terrifying to me. He seems like a really cool dude though.

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  • 10 points cat_daddy17

    I definitely would go straight for the selfie too. Anyone that has seen Free Solo will know that Alex Honnold is in fact, the weirdo.

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  • 7 points Which_Camel_8879

    Did the apartment complex apologize to residents for not letting them know ahead of time? This is actually insane for them to be aware and not let their residents know especially with the climb at 1:30AM

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  • 4 points jzoola

    OP’s girlfriend also finds it uncomfortable that this photo is now framed and over the headboard!

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  • 4 points schalowendofthepool

    https://preview.redd.it/m6dfpmn4ro6g1.png?width=1354&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf3842fbc3f8051a8aa847e392c42a7d6920b377

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  • 9 points d4rkwarr3n

    Can I be your new gf 😍

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    8 points Stizzzy

    made my day lol

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  • 3 points chef-rach-bitch

    This is the weird kid who would climb trees in middle school to try and impress people now all grown up.

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  • 3 points Narrow-Attempt-1482

    Alex honold mother 70 years old just climbed el captain this year for the 2nd time 

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  • 2 points HitsMeYourBrother

    Motherfucker looks like a Titan.

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  • 2 points Katzilla3

    I wonder how many people he caught masturbating.

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  • 2 points Bored_Amalgamation

    Bruh, Ive honestly not liked these people. You're potentially splatting your ass on the sidewalk, maybe even hitting someone. It's selfish, attention-seeking behavior that shouldn't be encouraged. I don't want to watch your dumbass fall to your death.

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  • 1 points LCKF

    damn that’s crazy

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  • 1 points silentbob1301

    why isnt he wearing a shirt? I get if your free climbing el cap, but really, also shirtless on a new jersey noght?

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  • 2 points btwice31

    Crazy that you took a picture that just so happened to have cropped out his huge set of cahones it takes to free climb a building

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    5 points Stizzzy

    I'm lucky i even got a picture... I couldn't figure out how to open the camera in the excitement lol

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    4 points 01bah01

    Would have been interesting if you popped the flash light right in his eyes...

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  • -6 points Impressive-Spend-497

    Never heard of you

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    20 points Stizzzy

    pleasure to meet you lol

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  • -8 points taiottavios

    proof?

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    15 points Stizzzy

    I literally provided a picture? Like lol.

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    -3 points taiottavios

    yeah lol how do I know it's really you

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