Now there’s a mod idea, replace Johnny with a dog model, and replace all of his lines with dog barking/yaps/and etc. leave all of V’s dialogue the same, like he can understand the dog barks.
I think it might for a hawk? Although I've never seen one go for a dog or cat, or heard of one attacking either (aside from crazy fur-baby types on nextdoor claiming that one "was watching" their pet.
I highly doubt that would do shit for coyotes though....problem is that chihuahas actively try to fuck with them. That dog wouldn't last long in my neighborhood if left out at night, even in that 'armor'.
I don't know about a hawk, but I've seen a pelican take a chihuahua. The lady let her dog off the leash in the park, and a pelican swooped down and took her. It then sat on top of the electricity pole swallowing the dog. The owner was freaking out next to me, but there was nothing anyone could do. We have pelicans, hawks, kites and eagles around us. We also have had several generations of cats, and I've never let them outside unattended when they're very young.
On the hawks, I was just speaking to my location/experience too. No reason to think they couldn't if they were desperate enough; just I've never seen or heard of it. Where I am there's more than enough squirrels, rabbits, snakes, and roadkill (not to mention poorly kept backyard chickens!) to go around....seems unlikely that they'd bother with a cat or anything but the very tiniest of dogs.
Hawks and owls terrify me 😭 my dog weighs 4 pounds soaking wet, she would make a good snack. I never let her out in the backyard unless I'm standing next to her, and when I get my own place the first thing I'm doing is building a fully enclosed catio, or in this case a Chihuatio
Also! For anyone else interested this thread, apparently hawks hate shiny things, so a company makes dog vests out of shiny fabric called The Hawk Star. I've been meaning to get one.
It's silly but a dog in my neighborhood got mauled by a coyote earlier this month. And we live in an urban area in a reasonably big city. Adjacent to a big "greenbelt" park which is probably the reason for the coyotes. Still that little pup got his shit rocked.
What? Coyotes are known to attack small dogs around people all the time. They also attack people. Google ‘coyote Stanley Park’. This is happening in Downtown Vancouver.
Hawks won't try to mess with a dog if people are around either typically, if they'll attempt it. Might I ask, was the dog merely lifted and then dropped? If so, that's probably because the dog was too heavy for the hawk to actually carry.
Presumably the owner is larger and stronger than a coyote to the point they don't really need armor, but if not then I guess it's not a terrible idea and I surely wouldn't stop someone from enjoying a little Mad Max cosplay.
I was thinking the same thing. Coyotes can kill a porcupine, typically by flipping them over. And this outfit is not as effective as a porcupine quill armour. BS marketing trying to steal peoples money.
I have one like this for a slightly bigger smaller dog. I don’t put the orange spikes on because that seems extra but now that I am seeing this jacket in all its glory I might have to invest in the orange spikes.
Have one of those vests for my small dog ( chi/min pin) and while they look stupid actually works. It saved him from my neighbors cross eyed inbred dog dragging him under a fence and trying to chew on him. The vests are made from Kevlar so saved him from most of the damage. Normally they have spikes down the back also but we took them off to put hawk whiskers on like in the picture.
No clue this was a thing, also hell yeah! Protect that pooch….so cute… it’s like body armor…I used to put a vest on my puppy when he was small and in backyard unleashed
My friend's mom had her poodle taken by a coyote while she was leash walking it alone. She was dragged to the ground because she wouldn't let go of the leash and then it was gone.
Because you'll end up with a bleeding dog with major puncture wounds on a leash. An eagle can swoop down way faster than you'll be able to pick a dog up. And their talons are larger than an adult human hand.
Let's also add anti-kick to the list! When they're this small, they're likely to get kicked, accidentally of course because they're barely in one's field of view. Problem solved with this hideous vest.
My mom has this for our little 9lb poodle! 🤣 we have tons of hawks flying around, even a few nests in the trees in our backyard and they are constantly killing birds, bunnies and squirrels. Also a lot of coyotes. We can hear them screaming at night😬
My brother had a tiny dog that I was always worried about our local hawk taking. He had a slightly bigger psycho ass sister that would never let anything happen to him though. This girl ate a pound of chocolate while weighing 25 pounds and tanked it. We took her to a vet and he just said that she'll be fine. He was right but he was still an asshole because he barely looked at her.
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Cyberbark 2077
Johnny silverpaw lol.
“Wake the fuck up Pomurai, we have a city to piss on.”
Jackie Tails
Now there’s a mod idea, replace Johnny with a dog model, and replace all of his lines with dog barking/yaps/and etc. leave all of V’s dialogue the same, like he can understand the dog barks.
To be fair, a Chihuahua is like the natural embodiment of cyberpsychosis.
Chihuahua was cyberpsychosis before cyberpsychosis was cool
I'd play the shit out of a dog-focused cyberpunk game.
There’s a cat-focused one called Stray
Not a cat guy but I thought it was kinda lame LMAO refunded ts
that game was just alright. should have been longer
I just beat it the other day & couldn't believe that was it. Game itself was pretty cool tho.
Cyberpup 2077
Lmfao
In Cyberbork you have an angry chihuahua's construct in your head. He died waging a war against Taco Bell because he hated the chihuahua commercials.
3 seashells
Burgess Shale -528mya
The embarrassment keeps the predators away.
Dog’s face is like “you know what? - I think I’d prefer the hawk at this point.”
This made me giggle like a school girl 😂
That won't keep the predators away
Coyote: I'd rather be caught dead than eating THAT.
The pooch is like..
I’m imagining the Coyotes cackling like bastards while they egg on the runt of the pack to at least lick the dog.
Little dude is cosplaying a used toothbrush.
This toothbrush might be a little too big for a hawk
Not for a hawk tuah
Cosplaying a caterpillar
more like a porcupine 😂
Psychadelic Porcupine would be a cool band name
Kinda reminds me of Porcupine Trio, a real band.
Punk rock pooch.
She's hardcore.
Protecting her but not her dignity
Do these things actually work?
I think it might for a hawk? Although I've never seen one go for a dog or cat, or heard of one attacking either (aside from crazy fur-baby types on nextdoor claiming that one "was watching" their pet.
I highly doubt that would do shit for coyotes though....problem is that chihuahas actively try to fuck with them. That dog wouldn't last long in my neighborhood if left out at night, even in that 'armor'.
Hawk here, they dont work, you definitely dont want to get one for your small dog especially if you live in the greater phoenix area.
What if an innocent hawk gets injured accidentally when they are minding their own business definitely not trying to eat dogs.
…wait a dang minute
I don't know about a hawk, but I've seen a pelican take a chihuahua. The lady let her dog off the leash in the park, and a pelican swooped down and took her. It then sat on top of the electricity pole swallowing the dog. The owner was freaking out next to me, but there was nothing anyone could do. We have pelicans, hawks, kites and eagles around us. We also have had several generations of cats, and I've never let them outside unattended when they're very young.
Ooof, yeah. Pelicans will try to gullet anything that they think they can. RIP doggo. 😬
How long does it have to sit in the pelicans stomach before it dies? That’s a horrible death.
Pelican gizzards literally grind "fish" so it was suffocating as it was being...
ok done with the internet for today.
For real? A pelican? That's insanity, i've never heard of that 💀
Pelicans will try to eat anything it "thinks" it can, regardless of obvious size unf.
I haven't heard of hawks being a problem but owls will absolutely attack cats and small dogs.
Yeah large owls are pretty crazy, no doubt!
On the hawks, I was just speaking to my location/experience too. No reason to think they couldn't if they were desperate enough; just I've never seen or heard of it. Where I am there's more than enough squirrels, rabbits, snakes, and roadkill (not to mention poorly kept backyard chickens!) to go around....seems unlikely that they'd bother with a cat or anything but the very tiniest of dogs.
Hawks will absolutely attack cats.
I’ve heard of Eagles snagging small dogs, but not hawks.
Just a high fiber chihuahua...
Mix them with a jack tussle and you get a
Got damn it. Take my upvote, just take it
That poor dog is ashamed to be seen in public like that.
“I’m descended from wolves! Let me at least die with dignity!”
or an owl. small dog owners should really be aware of the possibility if they let their pups out at night.
Hawks and owls terrify me 😭 my dog weighs 4 pounds soaking wet, she would make a good snack. I never let her out in the backyard unless I'm standing next to her, and when I get my own place the first thing I'm doing is building a fully enclosed catio, or in this case a Chihuatio
Also! For anyone else interested this thread, apparently hawks hate shiny things, so a company makes dog vests out of shiny fabric called The Hawk Star. I've been meaning to get one.
Bro literally looks like those Russian tanks with anti drone protection
Those poor Russian tanks being compared to a pink chihuahua.
It’s worse the other way around, if you think about it
I love it. Very smart if you own a small dog or cat.
It's silly but a dog in my neighborhood got mauled by a coyote earlier this month. And we live in an urban area in a reasonably big city. Adjacent to a big "greenbelt" park which is probably the reason for the coyotes. Still that little pup got his shit rocked.
Why would your cat be outside?
some cats can be leash trained
Dog don’t
Dogn't
Thanks for the laugh.
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I have one of these vests and I attached a color-changing light to it, so it really does look like this!
I doubt that would stop a determined coyote.
No, but it will stop a bird of prey. My neighbors small dog was lifted away by a hawk. Coyotes aren’t going to mess with a dog with people around.
What? Coyotes are known to attack small dogs around people all the time. They also attack people. Google ‘coyote Stanley Park’. This is happening in Downtown Vancouver.
Hawks won't try to mess with a dog if people are around either typically, if they'll attempt it. Might I ask, was the dog merely lifted and then dropped? If so, that's probably because the dog was too heavy for the hawk to actually carry.
My friend's mother had her poodle taken by a coyote while she was walking it on a leash.
It's not supposed to stop it, it's supposed to buy enough time for the owner to stop it.
Does the owner also wear one?
Presumably the owner is larger and stronger than a coyote to the point they don't really need armor, but if not then I guess it's not a terrible idea and I surely wouldn't stop someone from enjoying a little Mad Max cosplay.
I was thinking the same thing. Coyotes can kill a porcupine, typically by flipping them over. And this outfit is not as effective as a porcupine quill armour. BS marketing trying to steal peoples money.
It's wild that people think a deterrent has to be 100% effective to be of value.
Looks like a Russian tank with anti-drone armor
I have one like this for a slightly bigger smaller dog. I don’t put the orange spikes on because that seems extra but now that I am seeing this jacket in all its glory I might have to invest in the orange spikes.
Coyotes have evolved to understand how Velcro works
Lucky for us tho, their lack of opposable thumbs makes that knowledge useless.
Have one of those vests for my small dog ( chi/min pin) and while they look stupid actually works. It saved him from my neighbors cross eyed inbred dog dragging him under a fence and trying to chew on him. The vests are made from Kevlar so saved him from most of the damage. Normally they have spikes down the back also but we took them off to put hawk whiskers on like in the picture.
Safety first
Omg it’s so much more visible and looks like a hot dog now.
Looks antidrone
No clue this was a thing, also hell yeah! Protect that pooch….so cute… it’s like body armor…I used to put a vest on my puppy when he was small and in backyard unleashed
Why not just keep your dog near you on a leash during their walks?
Neverseen loony toons? Coyotes are Wile E.
My friend's mom had her poodle taken by a coyote while she was leash walking it alone. She was dragged to the ground because she wouldn't let go of the leash and then it was gone.
Owner probably lets it roam free in their yard
Because you'll end up with a bleeding dog with major puncture wounds on a leash. An eagle can swoop down way faster than you'll be able to pick a dog up. And their talons are larger than an adult human hand.
Because that doesn't stop them.
Found myself a new idea for Halloween costume
There’s more vest that dog.
To think his bloodline descended from the mighty wolf to this...
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/VL4w0tvSvlY?si=-qujGkJ6-7oOUMNP
"Just let them eat me already"
Doggo looks metal af now.
Everybody here is making fun of the little guy, meanwhile I nod in understanding, knowing 2 people whose yorkies got snatched by hawks and owls.
If my mutt wasn't a chonker he'd be wearing that premium skin too
If your dog can be carried off and eaten by a bird. Its a cat.
Little dogs are so nauseatingly pitiful. Can't stand em or how people baby em.
If you are getting a dog that small, why not just get a cat?
If the dog has to wear all this to be safe, maybe it shouldn't be outside.
You know a breed of dog is such an utter failure that it needs to wear something like that
Well it says it all……get a proper dog
Holy crap that's genius where do I get one?
Bro is an armadillo
Awe he looks so rigid.
Ah yes, a less-hawk.
It’s a no touchy caterpillar…
Looks like it kind of forces the neck down and forward
Definitely some kind of Nohawk
Oh, I thought they we're trying to make the dog cool by giving it a mohawk 🤭
some days you wear the anti hawk coyote vest.. Some days the anti hawk coyote vest wears you.
This is adorable 🤣🤣
Won't be seen dead in that thing
Reminds me of The Shadowman
If that’s your dog, they’d have an even better chance of escape if you cut their nails
Oh I thought he was just hardcore.
Armored chihuahua xD
Where are you bringing him for a walk with this much danger.
Let him run under the car for the deep clean
That is brilliant! I had no idea these even existed.
That’s so metal 🤘
Ruff punker pup
A vest for coyotes? And hawks too, huh?
lmao
PUNK CHIHUAHUA
Is it effective though? Asking as I come from a country with neither hawks or coyotes
Punk rock dog
What!they told me this was totally a punk rock thing
Dudes on his way to a twisted sister concert. Needs to be safe.
I thought it was so birds don’t land on it.
How does those the Mohawk help jw?
No petting the doggo
…and looks extremely happy about it.
“What fresh hell is this?” — Chihuahua in pic.
Hilarious. Embarrassing, but hilarious
That's the Shädowmän
For anyone interested in the human version and one of the best videos Adult Swim has ever produced...
https://www.adultswim.com/videos/infomercials/innovation-makers-the-coyote-suit
Pokémon IRL
Let's also add anti-kick to the list! When they're this small, they're likely to get kicked, accidentally of course because they're barely in one's field of view. Problem solved with this hideous vest.
This can’t be real🤣🤣🤣😂
Poor little guy 😂😭
And he’s looking at us like are you seeing this shit?
Hell do the bristles do?
Poor little fella just wants to shit in peace
He looks humiliated more than the fact that a bird can carry him away for dinner lol
That's just gay Bowser
Punk Rock
Gestral from Expedition 33.
That dog looks like its thinking "I'd rather they just took me"
The bright pink signals he's poisonous
"do I look cool?"
Owning a chihuahua mix I wouldn't want to be the coyote that tried
Is this doggie on its way to a NOFX show? That is a mosh pit ready puppy!
My mom has this for our little 9lb poodle! 🤣 we have tons of hawks flying around, even a few nests in the trees in our backyard and they are constantly killing birds, bunnies and squirrels. Also a lot of coyotes. We can hear them screaming at night😬
Is that spaghetti?
Kill yourself if ya bite me vest, I want the v2 with tranqs on the outside
Cope cage
My brother had a tiny dog that I was always worried about our local hawk taking. He had a slightly bigger psycho ass sister that would never let anything happen to him though. This girl ate a pound of chocolate while weighing 25 pounds and tanked it. We took her to a vet and he just said that she'll be fine. He was right but he was still an asshole because he barely looked at her.
"you told me you wouldn't take pictures, Janice.. Why are you taking pictures, JANICE??"
Protect that boi
It's them anti-hawk chihuahua spikes
Chihuahuapine
She's like,"yeah the armor is cool and all, but you still got me out here with them hawks."
The elusive fauxcupine
That's the most anxious shrub I've ever seen.
You've made him too powerful, YOU FOOLS!!
Idk why but the words “Armored Dog” are really funny to me
Upside down spaghetti in the hopes the hawk will pasta him up for something meatier.
Ruff neighborhood
Bro actually just wants the hawks and coyotes to take him after having to wear that…
You could’ve made him look like a badass biker in a battlejacket, instead he’s a pokey pool noodle
Protects from shitbulls too.
Maybe outfit service dogs with this to keep people from trying to pet them?
/s
Thought it was some punk rocker phase.
Idk, entire snout, belly and hind, seems to be unprotected.
Lies, they are just the fiber internet receptors /s
Punx
This screams.. “I don’t know jack shit about hawks”
Do you think birds of prey are to stupid to grab the vest?
if you leave your cat or small dog unattended, maybe just accept that you've condemned them to the lower part of the food chain, and move on.