when he started running on foot after you i would drive just fast enough that he could almost catch me but not really and lets see how much stamina he has.
This is actually a good technique in a road rage incident. If you're forced to stop, never get out of the car. Slowly distance yourself from the belligerent as they approach you. Drag this out as far as possible, creating distance between them and their vehicle. Hopefully their rage state will keep them following for a while, but once they quit and start to go back to their car, you accelerate rapidly and run them down.
Just kidding, drive away while they're running back to the car.
Get them to run after you until they start to give up. Then taunt them. Point finger and laugh, for example. It will get at least about 80% more of the distance they ran before. With great taunting skills it may be possible to lure a road rager for hours.
Two things to note, though:
they should have at least somewhat decent physique, otherwise they get tired even from walking and lie down to die instead of keeping on foot
they should be unarmed, so it may not work in the US where you might get shot
Lolll, I did that to two guys who thought I was the pusher of a bar once. They came up to my car as I was ready to leave, I rolled down my window and they started being aggressive. Told me they knew I had some coke (never did coke) and started bashing on my car when I said no.
When I took off my friend next to me told me to slow down and see how long they'd go. 100m was their limit, I was disappointed.
While quoting the old StateFarm commercial of the fisherman. "You gotta do better than that!" Slow down to lehim catch up and then speed up again and say "Oh! Almost had it!"
I am willing to bet any amount of money whoever was filming did some reallllly fucked up shit right before this to trigger the other driver so bad. Considering the filmer has either a gopro or meta glasses on waiting for this shit to happen. Almost every single jeep driver I have seen drives either 38 mph in the fast lane or 106 in the slow lane flipping people off when they aren't going fast enough.
Lol, its funny how people that drive certain cara gain the stereotypes. I knew someone who used to drive a Toyota, but eventually bought a BMW and started acting like a typical BMW driver outside of the car.
It’s hilarious how something so minor gets so many people mad. Who tf cares what others have on their dash? Guess no one is allowed to enjoy their own vehicle unless it makes you happy
I don’t understand the Jeep/rubber ducks thing. My head canon is that it will be a fun little silver lining to see the ducks float free if they ever accidentally drive their car into a lake
I think it’s a thing that you put one on a jeep you think is cool. Or something of that nature. Not here to shit on anyone’s parade to hate on them, but doesn’t seem like that bad of a thing to hold such a strong opinion against?
I'd like to see more enforcement on the people who just buy wheels online and dont understand fitment/offset so their tires stick out 2-3in and are flinging up rocks and shit. Wheels must be covered(fenders), tire poke is illegal.
Some places have actually made it illegal for police to stop cars for petty offenses. Too many protected classes were getting arrested for having warrants while driving with a headlight out.
Why even have laws on the books if its illegal for the police to enforce them?
Too many protected classes were being targeted using petty offenses as false pretense. If cops would actually uniformly enforce those laws, and actually just stop somebody and write them the fuckin ticket for the thing they stopped them for, and move on with their day, there would be no issue. When cops only care about a headlight being out when they're looking for justification to stop somebody, that's when we get into problematic situations.
Nah, if someone was trying to pull a stupid, and extremely dangerous, maneuver like passing me on a highway shoulder I'd also speed up to discourage them. Doesn't matter how slow OP was in the left lane. The truck that lost control is 100% at fault. Road rage is only the fault of the person that's raging. He needs to learn to control his emotions better and not act like an entitled 4 year old.
I won't be. People who are road raging aren't thinking clearly. I used to have anger problems and fully get that anger = stupid decisions. But that doesn't excuse them from any of their own well-earned consequences like the guy in this video. People that road rage like that need therapy for their anger issues.
Not disagreeing with that part at all. I just think it adds unnecessary risk to try and influence the way someone else is driving. Not to mention when they're in an emotional state.
Upside down pineapples have been used for a long long time to signify to other swingers that you are a swinger too. It's not something that draws attention to itself and speaks volumes to those who know.
Ha, I know easily 40 "swingers". Every single married, swinging, couple was divorced within 2-4 years. They ALL started out with the hubby getting tired of the same ole sex or no sex and says to the wife, we should try out swinging, the wife agrees. Two months later, the wife is getting sexed up every night by a different dude and the hubby is sitting home wankin it, just like he did before. Men will have sex with any woman willing, women tend to be more selective. Oh and the swingers parties, single men are more or less not permitted, single women, the more the merrier!...
The actions of the camera car almost make me understand the actions of the crashed car. Everyone in this video except the poor semi driver seem like real pieces of shit.
I don't like that his dash is covered in shit and that he's filming while driving. He's like the poster child for distracted driving. That's illegal where I live, maybe your area has similar laws.
I’ll never understand people that get so enraged that they think potentially destroying their own car by getting rear ended is the best course of action.
OP and other driver just ruined that poor truck driver's day by their stupidity. Brake checker definitely got what they deserve, but I have a sneaking suspicion OP was antagonizing.
Came here to say this. Need part 1 to be sure but based on the fact that the filming car was in the left lane and the explorer passed on the shoulder I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume camera guy was being a slow left lane hog. Not excusing the brake check, but I understand the frustration.
Not for nothing, I've had many jeep drivers like this guy filming totally fuck me over with aggressive bullshit on the road, so I understand the green explorer's frustration. Jeep drivers are the equivalent of bikers, awful scum.
You should have done that thing where you go just a little bit down the road and stop so he keeps running after you. Bet you could have got at least a mile out of the old boy.
If you look close at the Jeeps dash he's doing 78, he's reved to about 5k RPM, and he's in the left lane. I'm going to assume he was driving slow in the left lane, then tried to accelerate when the other suv was passing. Dude was being an intentional dick for views. Honestly not too far off from a lot of Jeeople I know.
He may have been wrong to pass, you indeed are the typical "Jeep" driver and Jeep driver's are known for driving slow in left hand lanes and not willing to move over to the right hand lane. I'm not sure why but Jeep drivers feel like they need to regulate others on the road. You and your duckies need to move over and let faster traffic pass please.
when he started running on foot after you i would drive just fast enough that he could almost catch me but not really and lets see how much stamina he has.
You, sir, are an artiste.
Oh hi, mark!
It's about Vampires, don'cha know
Oh, hi Mark.
This is actually a good technique in a road rage incident. If you're forced to stop, never get out of the car. Slowly distance yourself from the belligerent as they approach you. Drag this out as far as possible, creating distance between them and their vehicle. Hopefully their rage state will keep them following for a while, but once they quit and start to go back to their car, you accelerate rapidly and run them down.
Just kidding, drive away while they're running back to the car.
No, no, that's weak.
Get them to run after you until they start to give up. Then taunt them. Point finger and laugh, for example. It will get at least about 80% more of the distance they ran before. With great taunting skills it may be possible to lure a road rager for hours.
Two things to note, though:
they should have at least somewhat decent physique, otherwise they get tired even from walking and lie down to die instead of keeping on foot
they should be unarmed, so it may not work in the US where you might get shot
That’s called kiting) Good strat
I found our group's tank!
Also make sure you have enough fuel in your tank. Don’t wanna run out after 2 hours of taunting and they finally catch up to you
I like your first solution better
If you have a mate in the car you swing around once you're far enough and toss their keys into the bush.
And to get him in more trouble for hit and run.
litteral run
hit and jog
This is beautiful
Gold
I would do that just so that he would have to do the walk of shame back to his car after he ran however far he chased me
Get him to run far enough that it can be constituted as leaving the scene of an accident
Once he's been at it for a minute, slow down enough for him to almost be able to touch the car, and brake check him.
Lolll, I did that to two guys who thought I was the pusher of a bar once. They came up to my car as I was ready to leave, I rolled down my window and they started being aggressive. Told me they knew I had some coke (never did coke) and started bashing on my car when I said no.
When I took off my friend next to me told me to slow down and see how long they'd go. 100m was their limit, I was disappointed.
Not in countries where guns are allowed. Don’t mess with crazy.
"Picture me bein' shook, We can both pull burners, make tha muthafuckin' beef cook"
-Barack Obama
Also lead him further from their vehicle so they have to walk back there and think about what they did
My thoughts exactly
r/foundsatan
Honk at you! 😂
While quoting the old StateFarm commercial of the fisherman. "You gotta do better than that!" Slow down to lehim catch up and then speed up again and say "Oh! Almost had it!"
Lure him just far enough to get him slapped with a "fleeing the scene" charge.
Yeah, then he pulls out his handgun. No thanks.
r/foundsatan
How exactly is this being filmed? Dude just driving with a gopro on his head?
I assume so. And probably because he "some how" finds himself in situations like this all the time
I seem to smells shit wherever I go sometimes as well.
The fucking meta glasses with cameras that are emboldening the shittiest of people to record everything they do.
On the other hand, we get videos like this. Sounds like a fun trade negative Nancys beware!
You realize glasses are the eventual upgrade from phones. But you won’t catch me wearing meta glasses right now
Ai glasses, you can see them in the reflection on the mirror right at the end of the clip.
Or maybe those fancy meta x Oakley glasses
Its a jeep thing....
The rubber duckies was definitely a clue.
-Edit- Beyond the glaring "Jeep" on the steering wheel, that is.
I am willing to bet any amount of money whoever was filming did some reallllly fucked up shit right before this to trigger the other driver so bad. Considering the filmer has either a gopro or meta glasses on waiting for this shit to happen. Almost every single jeep driver I have seen drives either 38 mph in the fast lane or 106 in the slow lane flipping people off when they aren't going fast enough.
I couldn’t imagine driving with all that bullshit on my dash.
Those ducks would HAVE to be glued down or the moment I turn sharp they go flying out the window
Take the soft top and doors off my Jeep and they'll all go flying out. No thanks.
And the phone literally 6 inches away from the face. Like, why? Literally making the A pillar blind spot so much bigger
It’s a Jeep thing
you wouldn't understand
:barf:
Just Empty Every Pocket
I see two hands on the wheel so I don't think the driver is holding the camera. I'm not disagreeing wit your point though, just saying.
I swear, it's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Got a jeep? Better fill up the dash with plastic ducks so you can be part of the club.
Lol, its funny how people that drive certain cara gain the stereotypes. I knew someone who used to drive a Toyota, but eventually bought a BMW and started acting like a typical BMW driver outside of the car.
It’s hilarious how something so minor gets so many people mad. Who tf cares what others have on their dash? Guess no one is allowed to enjoy their own vehicle unless it makes you happy
Because you know it’s the same mouth breathers who take 10 minutes at the ATM.
The ducks are so fucking lame.
Wow, hate joy much? Those ducks are something jeep owners gift to each other, you think seeing people being kind to strangers is dumb?
Putting a rubber duck on someone’s car isn’t kindness. Let’s get real.
Isn’t it? I don’t own a jeep and don’t intend to but if some stranger left me a cute duck I’d be pretty happy.
One child dies from malnutrition every 10 minutes.
Jeep Wranglers are fashion accessories for women now. They have lost all masculine allure.
Nurses particularly love them.
I don’t understand the Jeep/rubber ducks thing. My head canon is that it will be a fun little silver lining to see the ducks float free if they ever accidentally drive their car into a lake
I think it’s a thing that you put one on a jeep you think is cool. Or something of that nature. Not here to shit on anyone’s parade to hate on them, but doesn’t seem like that bad of a thing to hold such a strong opinion against?
It’s a jeep thing… you wouldn’t understand. But that’s ok because I don’t understand it either jeep people are special breed
Definitely special. Jeep is one of the lowest rated vehicle brands every year. They’re garbage.
Ima need that part 1
Same
Prologue - guy loading left lane camping gear
Sweet location for the phone. I’m sure that doesn’t affect your vision
Only affects vision in certain directions
Phone a bit of an obstruction?
Bring back cops pulling people over for petty stuff like that.
I'd like to see more enforcement on the people who just buy wheels online and dont understand fitment/offset so their tires stick out 2-3in and are flinging up rocks and shit. Wheels must be covered(fenders), tire poke is illegal.
You're being naive if you think the majority of poke is due to ignorance instead of choice.
dont give a shit why it's happening, I want the the law enforced before I have to pony up for a new windshield.
Exactly. People tailgating, using their phone, all that stuff. Pull these people over.
Some places have actually made it illegal for police to stop cars for petty offenses. Too many protected classes were getting arrested for having warrants while driving with a headlight out.
Why even have laws on the books if its illegal for the police to enforce them?
Too many protected classes were being targeted using petty offenses as false pretense. If cops would actually uniformly enforce those laws, and actually just stop somebody and write them the fuckin ticket for the thing they stopped them for, and move on with their day, there would be no issue. When cops only care about a headlight being out when they're looking for justification to stop somebody, that's when we get into problematic situations.
That’s some bs. Don’t enforce the crimes that privileged people might be caught for. Wow
Speeding up while he’s passing on the shoulder makes me think the cam car was rage baiting the dumbass guy
Nah, if someone was trying to pull a stupid, and extremely dangerous, maneuver like passing me on a highway shoulder I'd also speed up to discourage them. Doesn't matter how slow OP was in the left lane. The truck that lost control is 100% at fault. Road rage is only the fault of the person that's raging. He needs to learn to control his emotions better and not act like an entitled 4 year old.
Ok but don't be surprised when that's taken as an act of aggression by someone in the middle of road raging
I won't be. People who are road raging aren't thinking clearly. I used to have anger problems and fully get that anger = stupid decisions. But that doesn't excuse them from any of their own well-earned consequences like the guy in this video. People that road rage like that need therapy for their anger issues.
Not disagreeing with that part at all. I just think it adds unnecessary risk to try and influence the way someone else is driving. Not to mention when they're in an emotional state.
Yeah its a case of get involved and be a part of the accident, or slow down and let them FAFO on their own.
You’re car is gonna get flipped by some dumbass having a bad day because you’re trying to be the hammer of justice.
Why would you put so much stupid shit on your dashboard?
Is that even legal?!?!
It’s a Jeep owner thing. It’s like the pineapple thing for swingers.
Okay, I'm listening...tell me more about pineapples!! 😎
Upside down pineapples have been used for a long long time to signify to other swingers that you are a swinger too. It's not something that draws attention to itself and speaks volumes to those who know.
Ha, I know easily 40 "swingers". Every single married, swinging, couple was divorced within 2-4 years. They ALL started out with the hubby getting tired of the same ole sex or no sex and says to the wife, we should try out swinging, the wife agrees. Two months later, the wife is getting sexed up every night by a different dude and the hubby is sitting home wankin it, just like he did before. Men will have sex with any woman willing, women tend to be more selective. Oh and the swingers parties, single men are more or less not permitted, single women, the more the merrier!...
I feel like this didn't answer the question at all and you just wanted to share your thoughts lol
This reads like copypasta
79 to 89 while someone does something stupid next to you is dumb
Yup this is a two idiot situation.
The actions of the camera car almost make me understand the actions of the crashed car. Everyone in this video except the poor semi driver seem like real pieces of shit.
What did the camera car do in this video that you don't like
Sped up from 79 to 89 to try to keep the guy on the shoulder.
Truck was a raging ass for passing on the shoulder, but the camera guy was trying to escalate the situation, which is stupid.
Not to mention he was talking like a jackass. Stands to reason he drives like one too.
He has ducks on his dash, probably.
I don't like that his dash is covered in shit and that he's filming while driving. He's like the poster child for distracted driving. That's illegal where I live, maybe your area has similar laws.
You couldn't pick this out on your own?
He’s got 2 hands on the wheel, looks like he’s recording with those meta glasses
That makes him even more of a peice of shit
Lol ignore the downvotes, that was funny
Pretty reasonable to start filming when someone is road raging at you, especially when he's filming hands-free
This accident goes on that semi truck drivers FMSCA Driving report. You people suck…
Even if he isn't at fault?
Yup. And if that Suburban has to get towed from the scene, mandatory drug test for the trucker. I am sure the driver is clean but his day is lost.
seems like both people are insufferable here. We just happened to catch one of the idiots
Fucking t-1000 driving that car
Both of these people are idiots.
Why does anyone brake check?
Where part 1? I feel like I’m missing a whole other fun video
How do you even see out of the windshield with so much shit in the way?
I’ll never understand people that get so enraged that they think potentially destroying their own car by getting rear ended is the best course of action.
OP and other driver just ruined that poor truck driver's day by their stupidity. Brake checker definitely got what they deserve, but I have a sneaking suspicion OP was antagonizing.
If you didn’t have sound on, the ending makes it clear
You have many eye witnesses on your dashboard
JFC, are you 13 years old? Get rid of the toys and get your phone out of your face.
I wish karma was more rigidly enforced by the gods like in this case.
Person should be in prison - this is attempted murder - truly driving brings out the utter worst in people
Well he showed you !
I really hope that's you giving him the finger as you're driving away.
Stay right unless passing
Came here to say this. Need part 1 to be sure but based on the fact that the filming car was in the left lane and the explorer passed on the shoulder I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume camera guy was being a slow left lane hog. Not excusing the brake check, but I understand the frustration.
Cam car went from 77-87mph while the other one was trying to (illegally) pass, so Part 1 would certainly add to this story.
"How dare you make me pass you in the median and then cut back onto the road too sharply and fast while simultaneously brake checking"
"I goaded a road rager for clicks, look at all the stupid shit on my dash."
this is pretty amazing tbh lmao
What the fuck did you do to piss someone off so bad? Ass woopins dont just fall out the sky.
A working ABS would’ve saved him
This is seriously fucked.
People are crazy man wtfXD
I've not seen the phone hanging in front of the face attachment before. Purpose?
Makeshift dashcam. Can be illegal in some areas.
Honestly it’s probably to use a phone as a dashcam than products advertised as phones just have superior cameras and hands free ways to start a video.
Not for nothing, I've had many jeep drivers like this guy filming totally fuck me over with aggressive bullshit on the road, so I understand the green explorer's frustration. Jeep drivers are the equivalent of bikers, awful scum.
There is never a reason to do this.
Since you called a Suburban an Explorer, I'm going to assume you were actually referring to Bronco drivers.
I personally thought he meant Nissan xterras
are you the guy in the video? 😂
ESH
Seems to be a bunch of dash duck hating road ragers in this thread.
What highway are you on with a speed limit of 87?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That brake checker deserved that crash.
I will never get tired of hearing those words. "HEY, YOU CAN'T PARK THERE" 🤣
You should have done that thing where you go just a little bit down the road and stop so he keeps running after you. Bet you could have got at least a mile out of the old boy.
“You can’t park there” best rage bait sentence in this scenario
"You can't park there" has me cackling!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That Suburban is almost as old as me.
Yeah, a not a sim racer
Nice
Runnnnnnn 🤣 🤣
The red truck is also on the left shoulder... (Unless maybe they moved over there after the brake check to not rear-end the jeep?)
"Oh ya almost got me! Gotta be faster than that!"
Reverse uno move: you break check him this time, and back into him while he's running.
You can't park there! Hahahaha
Cammer camped out in the left lane triggered him
mustve rolled down his passenger window to tell the truck driver "its about family" after that
better with the sound on
Darwin Award nominee
I watched without volume and it was pretty good. Watched again with volume up and it was f’ing hilarious.
The phone placement holy fucking shit
If you look close at the Jeeps dash he's doing 78, he's reved to about 5k RPM, and he's in the left lane. I'm going to assume he was driving slow in the left lane, then tried to accelerate when the other suv was passing. Dude was being an intentional dick for views. Honestly not too far off from a lot of Jeeople I know.
The other car was trying to pass him on the shoulder
Oh yeah, they're both fucked. I'm just saying jeep driver was antagonistic.
he had that thing up to 87 as the guy was passing. You are right, he floored it when dude tried to make his crazy ass pass
volume up for the commentary lol
Damn, he showed you, didn't he.
ouch, the suburban fell for the bait and what a poorly executed maneuver....
Alternately, could have opened the passenger window and shouted "can't park there, mate"
Funny but you lost points for using the R word.
Words have different meanings in different context. This seems appropriate.
Slurs are never appropriate. If this was a black guy that crashed and he used the N word would you feel differently?
It’s not a slur.
This thread is hilarious, we are all getting downvoted lol.
This is why I don’t brake check people anymore.
But if you must, don’t actually slow down. Just make the lights flash.
He may have been wrong to pass, you indeed are the typical "Jeep" driver and Jeep driver's are known for driving slow in left hand lanes and not willing to move over to the right hand lane. I'm not sure why but Jeep drivers feel like they need to regulate others on the road. You and your duckies need to move over and let faster traffic pass please.
Apparently redditors can in fact be funny.
Needs a red circle for the shadow! /s
I hate the stupid fucking Jeep ducks. Grow up.
To bed it didn’t flip over when it went sideways lol
Love the Amadeus laugh