People underestimate how much size and mass matter in situations like these. Even 20lbs feels like a sledge hammer hitting you instead of a stick when being punched.
Am I the only one who feels bad for the obviously fucked up guy? The bouncer didn't even warn him to back off or let him know he was crossing a line. Dude was obviously too fucked up to understand what was happening, much less pose a threat. The bouncer silently allowed him to get to the point where he felt force was permitted, shoved him without warning, then followed it up with additional violence even though the guy just approached him and didn't put his hands up or try to fight.
I'm not saying the bouncer had no right to push him. I'm saying he could have warned the guy and potentially avoided violence. Clearly, he preferred to hurt the guy.
And even if the shove was the final warning, he didn't do anything after standing up that warranted getting knocked out. He could have been seriously injured or killed hitting his head on the pavement. The bouncer had no need to do that and the guy was never trying to hurt him and never presented any kind of a threat. If that guy was your brother or your son, would you really be defending the bouncer giving him brain damage when he was so fucked up he could barely walk?
So.... I understand where you're coming from. I too have taken the side of the person that got the brunt of the pain in the past on this sub. I've also been in a not-insignificant number of actual flights both in a ring and in public. I'm not a large guy, but I fought for fun in the ring and to protect those smaller than me in public.
I'm MORE of a pacifist now than I was in my younger years and don't want to see unnecessary violence, especially against those that are mostly incapable of defending themselves.
All that being said, there are people who don't "get it" until they're slapped in the face. This bouncer gave him an opportunity to just leave. Then, honestly, "gently" threw him away... He chose to get up and reprovoke an attack of opportunity... And, honestly, that slap was also, arguably, pretty gentle compared to how that, justifiably, could have been handled.
Small guy:
Weighs 40-60 kg less.
No combat training.
Lacking general body strength, even for his frame.
Is intoxicated.
Lacks intelligence.
No experience.
Approximate calculation of his odds ≈ 0,00000000013. According to this model, his only chance of success is causing acute stroke or heart attack to the bouncer in response to his Dance Attack.
The little tit squeeze absolutely floored me, the guy wasn't even angry just like "Like, yes, that is muscle and I can use them on you - but is that what you want?" and little pip-squeak absolutely affirms and finds out. Love it.. 🤣❤️🇪🇦
How nice of the bouncer to guide the drunk/stoned patron to the grate so he could puke without people having to clean up afterwards. Such a nice man :)
How gentle of him! A shove and a smack. This is how it's done. He could hurt his head on the ground, but beyond that he isn't going to get badly hurt. Just get shown he has to behave
Threw the dumbass across the alley and then slapped the shit outta him. Today's lesson: don't get drunk and bother people who outweigh you by a metric fucktonne.
I think you mean the one in Germany, where a guy acts tough before a bouncer and the bouncer goes “I know your brother. Do you want me to call him?” And the guy instantly regrets acting up.
This guy looks like Captain America before he underwent the treatment by the government lol
And the other guy's the after treatment.
And one some of that Venom that Bane takes. Size of him.
Venom and bane are a couple now?
Bane’s serum that gets him jacked is called Venom. It’s a confusing one tbf.
And my Axe!
He's the latest pick for the program.
It was just a slap
Didnt even look like much of a wind up on that slap. Just a quick little slap from a thousand pound man gorilla.
Dude slapped that guy into 1st grade
People underestimate how much size and mass matter in situations like these. Even 20lbs feels like a sledge hammer hitting you instead of a stick when being punched.
HOW CAN HE SLAP
Hard. That’s how
Forget the 1 inch punch. This slap needs to be studied.
HOW SIR. HOW SIR
But if you look carefully at 0:32, the open palm and the bear-like swat suggest it was a dominance bitch slap with notes of K-O. : )
A slap that put him into a Yamcha
Goodnight slap
Yes. But…how can he slap?
How did it end up like this?
I was going to say it if you didn't
a "friendly" one
That, my friend, was the epitome of the "Bitch Slap"!
Sounded like a bullwhip crack.
Man got swatted.
They’re not even the same species
Lmao this
r/gayheightdifference
Dude WTF! Do not follow this link! 🤣
MY EYES!!!
He got blasted into next week and really went back in for seconds?
Excessive amounts of alcohol tend to short circuit the logic connections of the brain 😀
Clapped the daylight out of him.
pause brother
That is quite the phrasing choice
The whistle is comedy
Absolutely killed me
Crying
Dude is built like a preschooler.
Other bro build like a schoolbus
A bit of slapstick comedy
Goddamn you. I farted so fucking loud from the abdomen convulsions from laughing so hard
Peak Reddit comment
How dumb do you have to be to annoy a guy who outweighs you by 75kg
Alcohol.
I think it might be 100kg. I mean that big guy is 130-140kgs for sure and that little guy might be 40 with boots on.
The little guy wanted to ask the guard (or cop, bouncer, whatever) for a dance, and ended up asking the sewage lid for a sleep, lmao.
He wanted to cuddle with a brick and he eventually got to
In Germany we call it Respektschelle
Reminds me of this absolute classic;
https://youtu.be/1LR03uSOSwA
Wait so what are they saying? Im not german and cant quite tell if he's drunkenly flirting or if he's trying to instigate & provoke big man
Physics wins yet again
That slap was CRISP
It looked like the X he drops was just hitting.
Am I the only one who feels bad for the obviously fucked up guy? The bouncer didn't even warn him to back off or let him know he was crossing a line. Dude was obviously too fucked up to understand what was happening, much less pose a threat. The bouncer silently allowed him to get to the point where he felt force was permitted, shoved him without warning, then followed it up with additional violence even though the guy just approached him and didn't put his hands up or try to fight.
Don't touch people without permission, being pushed away was the final warning.
I'm not saying the bouncer had no right to push him. I'm saying he could have warned the guy and potentially avoided violence. Clearly, he preferred to hurt the guy.
And even if the shove was the final warning, he didn't do anything after standing up that warranted getting knocked out. He could have been seriously injured or killed hitting his head on the pavement. The bouncer had no need to do that and the guy was never trying to hurt him and never presented any kind of a threat. If that guy was your brother or your son, would you really be defending the bouncer giving him brain damage when he was so fucked up he could barely walk?
So.... I understand where you're coming from. I too have taken the side of the person that got the brunt of the pain in the past on this sub. I've also been in a not-insignificant number of actual flights both in a ring and in public. I'm not a large guy, but I fought for fun in the ring and to protect those smaller than me in public.
I'm MORE of a pacifist now than I was in my younger years and don't want to see unnecessary violence, especially against those that are mostly incapable of defending themselves.
All that being said, there are people who don't "get it" until they're slapped in the face. This bouncer gave him an opportunity to just leave. Then, honestly, "gently" threw him away... He chose to get up and reprovoke an attack of opportunity... And, honestly, that slap was also, arguably, pretty gentle compared to how that, justifiably, could have been handled.
The bouncer did warn him. He clearly says “y te pego un guantazo” (“and I’ll slap you”)
He literally says “como me vuelvas a tocar te vas a llevar un guantazo “ after the guy gropes him.
He followed through
If it was a woman he was harrassing does that logic still hold up?
No.
How convenient. He can now bleed directly into the gutter.
Life Tip: Don’t pick a fight with someone whose arm is bigger than your legs.
“I’ll just sleep here for the night gents…”
The whistle made me check my AIM notification for a message.
Let’s compare the modifiers:
Small guy: Weighs 40-60 kg less. No combat training. Lacking general body strength, even for his frame. Is intoxicated. Lacks intelligence. No experience.
Approximate calculation of his odds ≈ 0,00000000013. According to this model, his only chance of success is causing acute stroke or heart attack to the bouncer in response to his Dance Attack.
Alcohol. Giving short people courage since forever.
Mini man with no judgement
It's almost just sad how drunk or whatever he is and just lost from reality.
The little tit squeeze absolutely floored me, the guy wasn't even angry just like "Like, yes, that is muscle and I can use them on you - but is that what you want?" and little pip-squeak absolutely affirms and finds out. Love it.. 🤣❤️🇪🇦
Hasta Luego! - Love it!
Was he trying to sex up the bouncer?
Dude has no friends. If he did, they would've intervened before that inevitable course correction took place.
You gotta respect the balls of this little guy though: ”Hey look, a bouncer who’s wrist has the same circumference as my waist. Let’s go bother him!”
Whatever he's on, the other guy slapped it out.
Awww, Big guy was so gentle 🤌 ❤️
like a mother cat slapping sense into her kitten
HOW CAN HE SLAP?!
That manlet looked like a Chihuahua twerkin on a Great Dane before he went for his nap.
The notification whistle like it's time to wake up - the cherry on top
How nice of the bouncer to guide the drunk/stoned patron to the grate so he could puke without people having to clean up afterwards. Such a nice man :)
This was a scene from The Rundown. A little thunder? A little lightning?
LOVE that movie!!!
Every time this gets reposted, I marvel at the vast, unique differences that our meat bag species have.
Also, just how much restraint the absolute brick wall of a dude had when dealing with the saucy, sauced smaller goofball.
The slap heard round the world
The big dudes bones weigh more than that entire guy. The little guy could have worn the big guy like a mech suit.
What'd we learn
He felt grate after the big slap
Strange way to learn physics: E=MC2. Maybe E=MC4
How gentle of him! A shove and a smack. This is how it's done. He could hurt his head on the ground, but beyond that he isn't going to get badly hurt. Just get shown he has to behave
Swatted like a fly.
All 100lbs of bro flying through the air 😂😂😂😂
Perfect illustration of liquid courage
Guy is on MDMA
I was waiting for the birds to appear circling above his head 😂😂
Cómo se dice "Worldstar"
It would’ve been cool if he just started oozing into the drain through the grate…
Two chuckles outta me good job lol
Haha. Love the bitch slap. What a twat
Well that's what happens when you taunt a gorilla in the absence of a protective enclosure
“Thank you sir, may I have another”
Looks like he's settling in for a grate nap.
at least he's got a drain to puke in.
Lady in the back knew exactly what was going to happen lol
Not sure why I put my money on the white shirt guy
First few seconds of the video and my only thought was "Why is it always the small motherfuckers who start shit?"
Can't sleep there bud.
Nearly a beheading
Threw the dumbass across the alley and then slapped the shit outta him. Today's lesson: don't get drunk and bother people who outweigh you by a metric fucktonne.
I will never understand the people who easily get put down and decide to get back up for more.
I don’t understand why little guys always fuck with the bouncers
Dude is clearly on something.
Damn! He slapped the taste outta MY mouth!!!🤣🤣🤣
If I had a dollar for every time this one has been posted people would be protesting that I don't pay enough taxes
Isn't this the one where security knows his mum or his brother and says he's now going to call them and bro cries not to?
I think you mean the one in Germany, where a guy acts tough before a bouncer and the bouncer goes “I know your brother. Do you want me to call him?” And the guy instantly regrets acting up.
Yes, that's it! Funny, and I thought it might be this one. Thanks.
How did that slap sound like Indy’s whip?! 😳
talk about FAFO
A human chihuahua
Hasta luego! 😂
I wanna hire Karma man!!
Another great reminder to not drink too much and mind my own business
Merecido
Cause…. meet Effect!
The slap🤣
Thunder slap!!
When you are at victim weight you need to understand your own limitations.
wtf are you doing bro
That slap echoed through eternity
This is a visual interpretation of how a fight would go between a full grown gorilla vs an adolescent tree frog.
Ahhahaha
nice one !
Hahaha as a fellow short guy, I approve that punch and slap : personal space is always personal!!
Little matchstick man vs flamethrower
To be fair, he had trouble sleeping
Some people really have no self-preservation instincts, lmao.
It seems this wasn't the type of bear he expected...
¿Cómo se dice FAFO en español?
Oh my gosh SOUND ON!!! 😂😂😂
Be specific in your requests for domination….
GOOD
Is the white shirt guy okay TvT
Dude is victim weight
That’s what he gets for stepping to Dave Bautista and touching his titty…
Its like watching a Space marine bully a normal human.
Classic poke the bear suffer the consequences
Toinks, hahaha. Audacity
Satisfaction
Sent him to jesus with a slap
Sent him to jesus with a slap
This is so old that this guy is already married father of 3 living in Barcelona suburbs and works as oil importer.
crazy
Recycled video