“Christian, be a f*cking man!”
  • 165 points Crumb333

    The irony of her whipping her phone out in people's faces to record them, then getting offended with the person recording her 🙄

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    52 points ActualKeanuReeves

    But she has the right to do that. In case you weren’t aware she is the main character and everyone else is just a background npc.

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    2 points pixelatedaiden

    she technically does have the right to do that

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    18 points Emergency-State

    Whoever put all these videos together deserves an Academy Award

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    2 points Teufelsweib666

    I have developed an almost allergic reaction to these stupid phones being held up like tiny shields. The stance alone drives me nuts.

    What would her drunkenly shaky nonsense video actually show?

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  • 326 points Rubywantsin

    The trip at the end was the chef's kiss on that shit show of a woman.

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    99 points Wiff_Tanner

    That trip was fan-fucking-tastic. I burst out laughing when she went SPLAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    59 points sinkmyship01

    Was honestly the most satisfying ending, it's insane to me how many people think they can just behave like this.

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    12 points Emergency-State

    They guy yelling in Spanish after was my second favorite part

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    21 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    14 points Stars_of_Sirius

    Definitely interpreted that line as sarcasm, especially with the skull face.

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    7 points literall_bastard

    The guy kicked her feet clearly. I would possibly done worse and go to jail

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    3 points Dunge0nMast0r

    Mortal Kombat finisher!

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  • 488 points Zinjifrah

    Christian understands the consequences of writing checks his ass can't cash. Christian just wants to get the fuck out of this without getting dropped. Christian needs a new girlfriend.

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    118 points Triplesfan

    All she is going to do is bring embarrassment and problems, which might wind up with him spitting teeth out one day when she challenges the wrong guy.

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    49 points Rogendo

    I don’t even think Christian is afraid of fighting, he just recognized that his gf is in the wrong and out of control and wishes he could be like “we’re just acquaintances”

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    77 points flowersmgmt

    Christian knows exactly what he’s doing. In the full version he goes on the attack at the end. He’s just as bad and enabling her.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@miss_little_ranter/video/7583769701164010783?_r=1&_t=ZT-92DoU9QYZu2

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    26 points Zinjifrah

    Ah shit. Christian isn't as smart as I thought he was.

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    64 points igg73

    So i have to download tiktok to view this? What a shit platform lol

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    35 points Canorousmouse

    https://www.tiktok.com/@miss_little_ranter/video/7583769701164010783

    Here you go. I don't remember why this works, but you need to remove part of the link that reroutes to download app on mobile. I've done this twice and typically remove everything after the "?"

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    9 points igg73

    Thanks i appreciate that!

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    7 points Tell_Amazing

    Thanks my.guy

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    1 points DiligentGuitar246

    Still making me log in.

    Fuck I hate that people use that god damn platform.

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    1 points ericlikesyou

    of course this post video is edited

    the internet is fucking dead.

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    45 points misterdave75

    Yeah, I feel bad for him. He's doing his best with that psycho. Maybe she is lovely when she's not intoxicated af. Probably not, though.

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    28 points Zinjifrah

    Yeah, I don't want to judge people on their worst day, having personally done stupid, stupid things on bad days. But if this is not an isolated incident, Christian needs to ask some hard questions about his relationship.

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    10 points siddus15

    "In the end, I hope all of us or none of us are judged by how we are in our worst moments" - Ted Lasso

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    1 points DiligentGuitar246

    - OJ Simpson

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    1 points nikannibal

    He was literally fighting people and got forcibly escorted out by two men?

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    1 points DiligentGuitar246

    I don't. He's a big wet pussy that needs to get his awful girl out of a dangerous situation that she's causing. Instead he's a meek little weenie who just follows her around apologizing and even trying to get physically involved with people bigger, smart, more sober, and stronger than him.

    Those two deserve each other.

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    4 points xShadowZephyrx

    That Christian fellow was also being an ass after that person defended themselves at 58 seconds. Pushing some guy that's clearly trying to deescalate. That being said, I think being headlocked out of the place was probably just about the right consequence in that case.

    The lady, on the other hand, is incredibly lucky she only got a soft slam and a trip.

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    16 points cobycoby2020

    No he’s in it with her too. They’re both strung out bad.

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    3 points Practical_Tie442

    christian let some guy drop his girlfriend, christians getting a new girlfriend whether he likes it or not

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    12 points mustang-and-a-truck

    If she’d told me to “be a man” I’d just leave her there.

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    0 points stubundy

    Or do a sean connery

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    1 points pixelatedaiden

    there is a chance that shes just absolutely insane when shes drunk

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    1 points madscot63

    One with some sense, and an unbroken nose. What a total ass.

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  • 130 points MyKidsFoundMyOldUser

    I mean, you can only try to de-escalate twenty times before a conveniently-placed sneaker brings about an abrupt change in attitude.

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    25 points tighterfit

    He gave her a hard reset.

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    47 points iamwastingtimeyo

    Ctrl-Alt-Defeet

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    -2 points Speckfresser

    Cunt-(throw)aft-Defeet

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    3 points KickstandSF

    And altitude!

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    2 points zyqzy

    they are still searching for the black box.

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    1 points MrPringles9

    Thank you!

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  • 113 points LogicallLunacy

    What a horrid human. I hope she has many servings of humble pie in her life to change that personality of hers.

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    5 points PharmDinagi

    She's drunk. She won't remember.

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    25 points LogicallLunacy

    The Internet will always remember.

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    15 points xenosthemutant

    Oh, her body will remind her.

    She's going to have more than a few bruises tomorrow...

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  • 172 points kbm79

    100%, Christian was apologising to her and grovelling the next morning, while she played the victim

    Poor guy probably can't see what we all can see.

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    60 points Socially8roken

    The only thing Christian wants to see is her naked. got to pay the troll toll...

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    3 points oh_hai_brian

    Because of the implication

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    -59 points fordnotquiteperfect

    Ewwww, I threw up in my mouth a little when you said see her naked.

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    1 points DiligentGuitar246

    Why? She probably looks good naked. Doesn't mean she isn't a monster of a human.

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    11 points RadiantEnvironment90

    The following morning he doxxed himself and gave a negative Google review which has since been deleted.

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  • 43 points dascharmingharmony

    We all have our “worst days” but I have never been this much of a burden on society.

    I need to remember that next time I’m in the dark place.

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  • 30 points Ichibankamikaze

    I love a happy ending

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  • 21 points LightBrightLeftRight

    Oh how she got tripped at the end!!!! Amazing. CRACK right on the pavement

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    23 points PeachCinnamonToast

    I love the caption saying she “accidentally”tripped over his leg 😆

    Nah that girl got tripped right into a faceplant. 👩🪴

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  • 35 points HansNotPeterGruber

    The trip at the end was so satisfying. She ate shit so hard.

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  • 16 points lpkzach92

    Yeah, that’s a woman who should never drink.

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    10 points ObviousDepartment

    I have a friend who was like this. She never escalated to physical violence, but she would get up in people's faces for absolutely no reason (and it turns out some men are apparently into that).

    She's a lot more responsible with her alcohol consumption now that she has kids. 

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  • 15 points Rokef

    You've cut off the part at the end where he starts pushing the staff around because she told him to be a man

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    6 points greenweezyi

    Wow. Just when I thought he couldn’t be pathetic and spineless.

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    1 points Emergency-State

    That's only on the tiktok video for some reason. Every other video I've seen is the one in the post

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  • 43 points sutroheights

    Guys-help me get out of this relationship. 

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    18 points been2busy

    Christian? Blink 2x if you intend on actually leaving.

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    2 points nikannibal

    I’m so confused by all these comments because you can clearly see Christian fighting with people too

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  • 84 points Different-Pin-9234

    Honestly, her man pisses me off more than her. His way of trying to deescalate the situation was to block everyone else from touching her while she continues to slap people around

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    -30 points ClippyCantHelp

    That’s wild. I’m more pissed off at the person slapping people. What’s he supposed to do? And how is it his fault ? Sure maybe he didn’t handle it perfectly, but he’s not randomly assaulting people

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    24 points Different-Pin-9234

    Maybe he should be pulling her away or blocking her from attacking people?

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    -14 points Startled_Pancakes

    Not stopping someone from committing assault is worse than actually committing assault?

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    7 points Different-Pin-9234

    You would take a step back and just watch your partner do stupid things like that when they’re drunk or will you try to pull them away?

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    -15 points Startled_Pancakes

    Fallacious argument. I didn't say I supported either, but one is clearly worse. You didn't answer my question.

    Are you suggesting that allowing a bad thing to happen is morally worse than intentionally causing the exact same bad thing to happen?

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    1 points Different-Pin-9234

    Why would you even ask me that? Did I insinuate violence in my replies? I was merely stating he could’ve prevented her (instead of others) from doing more damage. And I asked you if you would stop your partner from doing something stupid or if you’ll just let them… and you can’t/won’t answer that either. You seem very adamant in supporting the man’s inaction in the video, so…. 🤔

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    -9 points Startled_Pancakes

    I was merely stating he could’ve prevented her (instead of others) from doing more damage. And I asked you if you would stop your partner from doing something stupid or if you’ll just let them

    You said you are more pissed at him for his inaction than at her for her action (deliberate assault on bystanders). That is the argument.

    No one is saying they support either, but clearly, one is worse. Doing a bad thing is morally worse than passively allowing a bad thing, all else being equal. Who could even argue?

    So why would you be more pissed at him unless you held him to a higher standard?

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    2 points Different-Pin-9234

    I said I was ‘pissed’ because he was acting more of a block to anyone trying to pull her away from assaulting others, instead of preventing her. So why are you having an issue with that? Is it because you think he has no power to try to stop her? You don’t think it would be a good idea to pull her away? If you know how your partner can be when they’re drunk, you’re not going to stop them?

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    -3 points Startled_Pancakes

    I said I was ‘pissed’ because he was acting more of a block to anyone trying to pull her away from assaulting others

    So why are you not more pissed at her actually being the one to assault people? Why is his inaction more objectionable to you than the person actually committing the offense?

    Is it because you think he has no power to try to stop her?

    Did I say that? Does your argument depend on an ingenerous use of the strawman fallacy?

    So why are you having an issue with that?

    Because her action is morally worse than his inaction. I've been pretty explicit about that already. Do you not agree that deliberate action is worse than inaction? Would you answer that question.

    You don’t think it would be a good idea to pull her away?

    Again. Did I say that? Can you address what I've said instead of the things you've imagined that I've said?

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    -1 points ClippyCantHelp

    Dude how tf is this not obvious to other people ?

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    0 points Startled_Pancakes

    To reasonable people, it is. But there is a willingness among some to shift the blame.

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    1 points nikannibal

    Two things can be true at once and two people can be drunk aggressive assholes at once.

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  • 14 points geniusgravity

    Get your arse handed to you, Christian, like me.

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  • 41 points karbaayen

    That smack when she hit the pavement…chefs kiss!

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  • 12 points emrata696969

    Piece of shit human. Christian needs to leave her NOW

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  • 35 points ariadesitter

    “be a fucking man!”

    really?!?! bitch be a fucking adult.

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  • 19 points clinicalia

    Gotta admit, she's got her dog trained very well.

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    5 points Cubbeats

    Yeah he's a cuck

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  • 10 points Iwabuti

    The guy who took her legs out is a hero

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  • 8 points nextluther

    “Guys…” 😂

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  • 18 points Dr_Serge

    Goddamn! What is her fucking problem!?

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    9 points UnicornSlayer5000

    Alcohol

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    8 points Rabbitical

    I mean I've been blackout drunk in public several times, I've never ended my night body slammed by the bartender after pulling their hair. Alcohol is an aggravating factor but not the cause here

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    1 points UnicornSlayer5000

    Alcohol brings out people's shitty behavior.

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  • 8 points Snoo-40635

    Beautiful ending. 

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  • 6 points BenioffWhy

    What a gross human

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  • 6 points Usual_Machine

    Internet find her yet?

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    10 points huhzonked

    Yes, he doxxed himself by writing a bad review of the restaurant on google and then unleashed the internet on him and his GF. He deleted the google review.

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    3 points Emergency-State

    Loooooool.

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    5 points RadiantEnvironment90

    Yes. She works for Strava.

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  • 7 points FandomMenace

    If I was in fast food or restaurant business, I would carry pepper spray at this point. People are fucking ridiculous, but nothing pulls you out of your stupidity like a nice pepper spray to the face.

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  • 20 points Federal_Job5431

    The way her fury turned into sobbing and cries 😂😂😂😂

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  • 14 points magnament

    Drunk bitch haha

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  • 5 points KevJD

    I was getting mad, until that beautiful trip at the end. Glorious!

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  • 6 points LegionNyt

    Im curious to see more situations like this where a patron stands up to handle her because she is ruining their night out, and how the restaurant reacts to the patron taking out the trash for them.

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  • 4 points Tinybob3308004

    I've straight up left a woman at a venue for acting like this on a first date.

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  • 3 points esem86

    That couple deserves each other. I hope they are miserable every second they are together.

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  • 5 points IridescentTardigrade

    OMG I am so glad I went back to watch her get tripped over and over, because otherwise 1) I would have missed the satisfying THWACK on her shins and 2) I would have missed the description below.

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  • 3 points some_random_guy-

    Jack Kerouac had a line that said it best, "He has a face that looks like everybody you've ever known and seen on the street in your generation"

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  • 3 points JayAndViolentMob

    Christian wonders how he got here and just hopes it'll all feel better in the morning.

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  • 3 points idontgetnopaper

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go...

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  • 3 points dblue_one

    A toxic person beside you, can drag you down quick.

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  • 3 points UnicornSlayer5000

    SMACK! so satisfying

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  • 3 points whiskyrs

    At least her nose probably cushioned her fall

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  • 3 points Hattori-Hanz0

    PERFECT ENDING

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  • 3 points ZootAluresCommonAxe

    Whoa, excellent trip take-down as she casually went back inside! Nice!

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  • 3 points bush3102

    Mortal Kombat leg sweep for the win

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  • 3 points winxalot

    "Man, be a f*cking Christian!"

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  • 3 points ariezg

    These two needed to be dropped on their faces. Even then I am not certain they would have stopped. The entitlement in that state is out of control and sometimes the lessons learned need to hurt. Just saying

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    2 points ryguymcsly

    In a society where any physical contact can be written as assault and lawsuits filed over we’ve lost the FAFO which should be the rule in any establishment with security.

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  • 3 points sammysweetcheeks_

    Love how it ended for her.

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  • 3 points muppet7441

    Wow. One of these people is an insult to women everywhere.

    ..the other one works in a restaurant .

    What a hateful bitch. Live and let live people.

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  • 3 points ignorance-on-fire

    Prime example of why i really really fucking hate alcoholics/drunks.

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  • 8 points Blazar3c

    He is being a man. Men don't just start throwing punches when their girl is the one starting shit. She needs to be a fucking woman.

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  • 5 points sinkmyship01

    Christian definitely gets pegged by this bitch.

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    1 points JemmasKnickers

    It’s the only reason he stays with her…

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  • 2 points footdragon

    Ah! the holidays. filled with joy and merriment and relish in good cheer. we celebrate these days with libations meant to unleash our inner beauty and togetherness.

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  • 2 points Me_like_weed

    Im confused

    Why didnt he say "let go right now" a few more times?

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  • 2 points Jealous_Analysis_404

    Perfect timing in the trip.

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  • 2 points afairjudgment

    Yeah, I’m gonna start drinkin’ really soon.

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  • 2 points they_walk_among_us_

    Hiw can you let your woman do all that......luckily no one really hurt them 

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  • 2 points BeKindCarpeDiem

    Part IV: police 😁

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    2 points Emergency-State

    They both got arrested!!

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  • 2 points zethlington

    Lmao, crying is usually a respons when you want to be consoled, but when you’re laying on the ground crying, waving away someone trying to console and check on you, it’s 100% for attention.

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  • 2 points TrumpsBoneSpur

    Christian had a choice to make: lose his girlfriend because he didn't defend her drunken honor, or lose his girlfriend because he lost his teeth in a fight

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  • 2 points FrizBFerret

    Some people think holding up a phone removes them from the situation. Somehow recording on a phone makes someone un-accountable for their actions. Ive seen someone hold a phone recording a guy raising a pistol and begin shooting at them. The lady's husband gets shot in the belly and SHE'S STANDING STILL RECORDING 10-15 FEET FROM THE SHOOTER! She doesnt drop the phone until she gets shot as well. All three of them lost their lives that day. Blows my mind how holding up your phone to record whatever has become some shield from reality and accountability.

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  • 2 points Duetnao

    "guys..."

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  • 2 points thefreeDaves

    The Karen force is strong in this one

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  • 2 points gh0st_sh1t

    "accidentally tripped her"

    yeah that looked like a terrible accident, unfathomable how it happened. Oh well. Sounded like a nice slap when she landed and finally had some Consequences to enjoy. Funny how these people all shut up quickly once their skin gets hurt

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  • 2 points Llacheera

    She is going to get Christian killed

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  • 2 points ryguymcsly

    Some people never got humbled by a knuckle sandwich in school and it shows.

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  • 2 points flowersmgmt

    Andddd she’s been fired lol Strava IG

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  • 2 points zephood75

    I think. I've watched that splat over 12 times, going for 20 or until I feel the sweet rush of pleasure diminishing.

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  • 2 points Roddin84

    If that dude wants to live to 50,leave that bitch. She's gonna drag him to hell and back every fckn weekend. Or every other Wednesday ladies night. Mad shit man.

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  • 2 points shattmitto

    Christian for the love of god, leave this cave troll.

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  • 2 points Echoes_in_Shadow

    Fucking cunt plays the victim while assaulting multiple people. The folks at that restaurant are showing WAY more restraint than she deserved.

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  • 2 points Yesterday_Is_Now

    So the issue here was...?

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  • 1 points juiceboxedhero

    The Santa hat stays on until January.

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  • 1 points aholeinthetable

    🎶🎄🎅It’s the most wonderful timeeee…. of the year🤶 🎄🎶

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  • 1 points Malonski27

    A whole lot of FAFO. Drunk and belligerent….

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  • 1 points BreadfruitLatter556

    delicious

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  • 1 points MrSlofee

    ...."Guys!"....

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  • 1 points Demoniacc

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points JoeRoganHair

    This reminded me of Key and Peele skit 😂

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  • 1 points redsun44

    🙄

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  • 1 points Revolutionary_Life98

    Did the internet find her yet?

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  • 1 points olliewortel81

    The 'black hair waitress' is a badass ninja!

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  • 1 points mistere213

    I particularly enjoyed the defensive body slam by the woman at the bar who just went right back to sitting on the barstool and enjoying her drink.

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  • 1 points RealTazzler

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Curated_Throwaway

    She was identified online by a local newspaper, including her place of work, so I’m waiting for that response from her employer. 

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  • 1 points FragrantMycologist

    All bro had was “guys”

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  • 1 points gimineecricket

    Well she's a nutter. Someone should've planted one on her. Waste of space. That relationship won't last.

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  • 1 points muppet7441

    I am absolutely mystifyed by this level of trans hate. How does this person affect you??

    If you are arguing about female safe spaces or women's sport or general stuff, people can think what they like. It's a general discussion about how one group may be affected by another.

    This kind of triggered response to the existence of a trans individual is bizarre. Did you not know trans people existed? Do you plan on attacking all of them??

    One person is living a life you don't like and you cross paths for two minutes and you can't just walk on by without making it a fight? I can't imagine being so entitled as to imagine that people you don't approve of should cease to exist or be attacked.

    You suck lady. On behalf of women everywhere, when I think of people who I wish were not grouped in the women group, I think of hateful people like you. The bartender, I have no problem with.

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  • 1 points Ender_v1

    Ooof that was a such a satisfying ending. That guy is the definition of a simp

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  • 1 points buzzboy99

    20 people who have absolutely zero idea how to fight

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  • 1 points MartinPenwald101

    Exactly how "Christian" didn't get punched in the face at some point, is one of the great mysteries of our time.

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  • 1 points Quaczarr

    She was crazy af. But… “accidental” trip, you say? 😅

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  • 1 points sinhueso

    That karma was not that instant

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  • 1 points ApprehensiveAd2964

    Rough first date yo!

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  • 1 points StVincent5692

    As she tripped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of San Fran...

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  • 1 points ChewiesLipstickWilly

    The captions made no sense. Did a child write them?

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  • 1 points Odd_Dream_5454

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points Real_Might8203

    Please make her more famous than John Lennon

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  • 0 points OG_TBV

    I can fix her

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  • 0 points ChefCurryYumYum

    If you can't your booze/substances stay at home or better yet don't take them.

    I'm sure they are a very nice couple when they are sober.

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  • -2 points topshagy

    "Absolute cinama"

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