Man tries to run over pedestrian but karma had other plans.
  • 223 points Itchy-Boots

    reminds me of the guy crossing the road that walks into the pole.

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    28 points SatoriNamast3

    I came on here just to say that. They both have the same dickhead energy. Both examples of the garbage taking itself out. 

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  • 161 points SuperMIK2020

    Was that a 60 yr old adolescent?

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    17 points bruzdnconfuzd

    A real-life Steve Buscemi meme. 

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    11 points NewtDogs

    Idk why but that cracked me up lol. Such adolescent behavior. 😂

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    6 points Moonhunter7

    Is he 17, or 37, or 67, or 77?

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    7 points eghhge

    Age or IQ?

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    2 points Moonhunter7

    Either or

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    3 points ezmonehsniper

    Looks like an old Jesse Pinkman

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    3 points aquietkindofmonster

    Looks like he forgot to put his dentures in, too.

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  • 106 points IranianLawyer

    Sucks to be that old but still dressing like you’re in middle school.

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    31 points Houstonontheroad

    He wants his 2 dollars

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    6 points OdysseusRex69

    ....dude, that made my day

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    3 points RepresentativeAge444

    Mine too.

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    3 points technoferal

    I feel really old now, but that was a great reference.

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    1 points OdysseusRex69

    🤣🤣🤣🤣right?!?!!

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    6 points DG_FANATIC

    He just got off his Hot Topic shift. Leave him alone. He’s tired!

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    2 points philsiphone

    Dudes probably not that old. Just never took care of his body.

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  • 119 points Tiyako

    Meth brain

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    10 points OnceUponAStarryNight

    My very first thought too.

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    3 points bravebeing

    I read "meh brain" which also checks out

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    2 points jimpannus

    He looks like Skinny Pete

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  • 41 points Odd_Lingonberry_3211

    Bold to assume that's "his" bike..

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  • 13 points dis_fine_gentleman

    Pretty hard to act tough when you stand up like a newborn baby deer lol

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  • 23 points --Anonymoose---

    That boy ain’t right

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    3 points Gry_lion

    I tell you hhwwwwaaatttt

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    2 points Lovemybee

    I read that with a southern accent and got a good belly laugh. Thank you!

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  • 8 points Pleasant_Ocelot_2861

    😂

    The whole “comere…i’m gonna kick your as…..wait my hand hurts never mind” was awesome!

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  • 6 points OdysseusRex69

    ....did he roll a 1 for dismount? Like it looks like he's trying to get off the bike to confront the camera guy, but then just wipes out midway

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  • 9 points StickFigureFan

    He almost got into physical fights with 3 different people in 1 30 second video!

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  • 6 points binarypower

    i like when people embarrass themselves and it only fuels their anger. it amplifies the embarrassment.

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  • 6 points Cookie_Leather

    suf kut

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  • 3 points momenace

    He hurt the same hand he used for the gesture on top of it! Karma

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  • 3 points Wtj182

    Amazing, the karma and embarrassment is palpable.

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  • 3 points Draknio5

    Man I would have stolen that bike so fucking fast

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  • 6 points Heythere23856

    Hahaha little man syndrome

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  • 2 points beardingmesoftly

    The definition of "cruisin' for a bruisin'."

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  • 4 points TX_Mothman

    Dang Kid Rock ain’t looking so good.

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    3 points NoDoOversInLife

    This dude looks better than kid rock on any given day 🤭

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  • 1 points Psychlonuclear

    Stick man fights not as cool as I remember. 

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  • 1 points professorkrs

    Tommy Lee is not looking so hot

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  • 1 points dragonovus

    Is that a man 🤣

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  • 1 points OkIHereNow

    Is this Huntington Beach ? He has the look and feel of one of the Nazi down there.

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    5 points Then-Ad-7760

    i think its christchurch nz

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    2 points iamyogo

    yep, on Cashel St ... next to B&J ice cream shop ...

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  • 0 points plumhands

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 0 points MrCoinMafia

    Looks like he just doesnt know how to steer 😂

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  • -17 points lemon4028

    That guy could've been harassed by the cameraman for all we know.

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    11 points StickFigureFan

    What about the 2 other people he almost got into fights with?

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    -11 points dlc741

    No. He shouldn't have even been there. It's illegal to ride your bike on sidewalks most places and that sure as hell wasn't a mixed-use path.

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    6 points iscoleslaw

    You can ride your bike there, that’s why there’s heaps of bikes in the video lmao

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    8 points BusterBrownSheep

    let’s just not mention the dozen bike racks and bikes on said sidewalk, where they’re clearly rideable.

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    2 points lemon4028

    I live in that area and it is exclusively used for biking and/or walking as it's a main square in the city.

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  • -2 points N983CC

    That was an act.

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    3 points queenlizbef

    Is that why he does it again at the end?

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  • -16 points scottfarris

    That's called doing a "Biden".

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  • -7 points Consistent_Ad3181

    Kept his dignity though

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    9 points bruzdnconfuzd

    Kept it at home, maybe.

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