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  • 1 points instant_regret-ModTeam

    Your post has been removed for not showing regret.

    Videos and gifs must show regret. - No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language.

    Not regret:

    • An immediate reaction to pain.

    • Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

    • Laughter is not an expression of regret.

    • A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret.

    • A regular fail

    • Getting knocked out

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  • 221 points BoonesFarm5

    What makes us so sure that she did get up?

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    80 points thelimeisgreen

    I’m asking the same question. I’ve literally seen people die or become vegetables from lesser impacts.

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    10 points Megolito

    No one should even try to get her up. That neck needs to be stabilized and shown to doc asap

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    1 points cyrusthemarginal

    She went right to fencing

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  • 71 points MightyDuck99

    Luckily her neck broke her fall

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    2 points Professional-Way-156

    ITS JOE DIR-TAY

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  • 88 points PeteRock24

    Gotta love Bills Mafia.

    They’re single-handedly keeping the Zubaz brand afloat.

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    5 points DeltaNu1142

    And Buffalo General Hospital, from the looks of it.

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    4 points MrOysterballs

    Go Bills!!!

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    1 points FarmRegular4471

    Guilty

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  • 151 points samfreez

    The way that arm went up, I'm not so sure she did get up. That looked like fencing posture...

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    81 points TeamFast77

    She was hailing an ambulance.

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    20 points resoooo

    "One more beer pls"

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    9 points Sammy_Dog

    For the ride to the hospital.

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    6 points CoffeeAndTwinPeaks

    I didn’t hear no bell

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    1 points ChaChiBaio

    😂😂😂

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    13 points QP709

    Every single video.

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    5 points jfmdavisburg

    Wasn't stiff enough

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    3 points UnprovenMortality

    Ya I thought that was just the start of her turning over in pain.

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    -1 points jfmdavisburg

    I thought you were going to give me a that's what she said joke

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    -18 points raaabs

    /r/suddenlyeltonjohn

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    -40 points xxxtrumptacion69

    Ok doctor

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  • 20 points DRHdez

    I am the table!

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  • 37 points Roanoketrees

    Ok do people in Buffalo not have depth perception? This is the third failed table dive video ive seen this week.

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    13 points wafflesareforever

    Bills fan here. I've seen far worse in person. Those tables have lots of sharp edges and steel poles and stuff. I'd never do it. I'll watch, and I'll cringe, but that's it.

    Worst I saw was a guy land on his tailbone hard after jumping from the top of a tour bus and totally missing the table. He was in a ton of pain and one of his buddies ended up taking him to the hospital.

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    8 points nithrean

    why would it even become a thing to try and jump off and destroy a table?

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    11 points wafflesareforever

    Alcohol. Boredom.

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    6 points souleaterGiner1

    Buffalo

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    3 points bernietheweasel

    Winter can do crazy things to a person. So can being a bills fan

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    1 points ironhorseblues

    To be the main character. The focus of attention.

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    2 points Roanoketrees

    I love how all you guys hold an arm up after a failed dive to let everyone know you arent dead. Thats dedication man. Damn yall deserve a Superbowl!

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    3 points Away-Living5278

    The snow plus the gray skies lead to depth blindness and winter madness

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    1 points Lulu_Klee

    What is a table dive? Is that a thing?!? I was wondering what exactly her goal was. Surely not to just jump onto the plastic folding table. Even if she landed on it, it would have gone terribly wrong.

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  • 12 points Starkville

    Sometimes when people are drunk, their injuries are not as bad because they’re all relaxed and loose. That’s what the paramedics in my life tell me. They see drunk people survive some crazy stuff.

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  • 8 points Fraggdaddy

    Juuuuuust a bit outside

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  • 7 points 818VitaminZ

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    3 points GBGF128

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  • 3 points gclark19791989

    Oof 😣

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  • 5 points FireMama420

    Darwin Award

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  • 4 points tinglep

    Her body absorbed the impact

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  • 9 points Strange-General-6347

    At least there was some snow

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    10 points justin_memer

    Frozen solid snow*

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  • 7 points SchwarzestenKaffee

    Alcohol + Bad Ideas = Paralysis

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  • 5 points 22switch

    Booze at a tailgate will do wonders Its not like going through the table would do much better

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  • 3 points YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

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  • 8 points partime_prophet

    That’s my one beef with the bills fans . Deep down they aren’t football fans their WWE fans in disguise. That’s why they think the nfl is rigged against them .

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  • 2 points NearlyDreaming

    The Stokely Hathaway Special.

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  • 2 points Fastorzail

    IAMTHETABLE

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  • 2 points Existing_Office2911

    And they say those people have no culture

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  • 2 points chasgrich

    The reason you see so many videos of Bills fans smashing their heads and then getting right up unhurt is because they don't have anything in their heads to damage.

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  • 2 points Dark_Pulse

    Guys, we in the Bills Mafia are fine. The snow is actually very useful for giving us a nice, cushioned landing.

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  • 2 points solarus

    Ive seen at least 5 different videos of people jumping from car to table in a tundra this week. Not sure what people are trying to imitate because ive never seen one where it goes well

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  • 1 points dhandes

    Darby Allin special.

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  • 1 points hubbubi

    RIP 🪦

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  • 1 points 2nd_Inf_Sgt

    Buffalo Wild No Wings.

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  • 1 points Kittens4Brunch

    That was badass! We need to encourage more such behaviors.

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  • 1 points Typikaliti

    She perfect

    Or, was

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  • 1 points ironhorseblues

    Incoming, rotator cuff surgery!

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  • 1 points DehydratedManatee

    "Bah God! She is broken in half!"

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  • 1 points Visible-Secretary121

    Anyone know if any of these folks paralyzed yet?

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  • 1 points Ghstfce

    Pretty sure it was from the assistance of her friend, Al Coholl.

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  • 1 points Cecil-twamps

    This is for the juggalos and juggalettes. Woot woot.

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  • 1 points time_observer

    Back in my day, we used to have tens of minutes of compilations of people doing shit like this. Now we have 3 seconds tik toks

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  • 1 points Sr_Alvarez

    I'm quite old now, I've drunk more than you can imagine, I've woken up in public parks without knowing how I got there, I've taken a fair amount of drugs and done some truly stupid things, but it never occurred to me that a fun way to end the afternoon or evening would be to jump from the top of a car onto the furniture around me; I don't understand Americans.

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  • 1 points Ijustthinkthatyeah

    Pretty good.

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  • 1 points DisinformedBroski

    We could tell she wasn’t the brightest cause she bought a jeep ffs. At least she cheers for the right team! Go bills!

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  • 1 points TheManOfOurTimes

    Should have dedicated it to the juggalos and juggalettes. That's how super humman does it

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  • 1 points fkenned1

    What is with all these people smashing tables? Is that actually a thing?

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  • 1 points lineman108

    Now I understand why their fanbase thinks the Bills will win on Sunday, they have brain damage, lol

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  • 1 points rockberry

    Separated shoulder

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  • 1 points queenlizbef

    Mafia!

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  • 1 points Acceptable-Guess4403

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points BijuuModo

    Ahhh, Buffalo

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  • 1 points ResourceNarrow1153

    lol of course it’s a bills fan.

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  • 0 points Shark_Leader

    Fuckin' Bill's fans...

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    2 points queenlizbef

    Bills’

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  • 0 points Agreeable-Sky1045

    White girlz!!

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  • 0 points Rude-Hope5817

    What’s funny is you won’t see colts fans celebrating that late in the season !!

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  • -1 points SuspiciousYard2484

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  • 0 points HighlightOwn2038

    At least the snow helped cushion the fall right?

    RIGHT?

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    2 points doodoro

    Looks like wet hard packed snow to me

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  • 0 points succulent_flakepiece

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  • 0 points MountainShark1

    Rachael Gunn still gots it!

    Edit: can someone give us a Rachael Gunn gif edit of this?

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    [deleted]

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    4 points doodoro

    Looks like above freezing hard packed snow to me

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    1 points TheRemedy187

    Yeah compacted af for sure cars and crowds trampling. It's hitting ice. 

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  • -4 points SpezMechman

    Jags by 21 on Sunday

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    3 points Illustrious_Bee8207

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  • -1 points skettibutter

    I'll get to witness these shenanigans this Sunday. Bills fans are nuts but also pretty cool.

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