Rule though, the closer you are to the cow the less it hurts. It becomes a push away when you’re right behind them. The worst is when you get caught by the hoof at peak leg extension. I still have thigh hematomas from past blows.
Luckily I never got it to the head but I've been kicked often enough that I learned to "read the animal" to know when a kick is coming to move out of the way.
Nah, it’s “don’t look a gifted horse in the mouth”. Common Dutch Idiom, but apparently also an English one which could very well be derived from Dutch, just like “cookies”.
I fell down a flight of stairs as a kid. Back problems to this day. My mom yelled at me to get up and I physically could not. So she yanked me to my feet, hit me for it and told me get in the car... and I couldnt walk or move, my back was all locked up. So I was spanked and dragged there and shoved inside, she yelled at my all the way home for embarassing her in front of her friends... while she had treated me like that in front of them. I couldn't barely walk for like a week.
There are some great parents out there I tell ya.
Tit and teat are both right words, it just depends on the context. Are you trying to talk like someone in the streets or scientifically/in a mature discussion?
Look at the teat of the cow, that is where milk comes from.
Tit is derogatory most of the time, unless you're referring to birds.
And then teat is mostly referring to the udders of the cow, the nipples in particular. It may also refer to the nipple part of a baby bottle, but is rare.
Those cows already look half starved (feel free to correct me! I am not a farmer). Their life probably sucks.
Maybe I’m a bad person but I don’t feel bad about what happened to the kid here. If I had my wishes, would I prefer he didn’t bother them and not get kicked? Sure. But I wouldn’t waste like a genie’s wish on it.
Anyone that has worked on a dairy farm knows about being cow kicked...it hurts so very much
I got a good corker in the thigh once, was bruised for days. It wasn’t even a full force kick, she gave me a side swipe off the milking platform.
That kid got decimated.
Rule though, the closer you are to the cow the less it hurts. It becomes a push away when you’re right behind them. The worst is when you get caught by the hoof at peak leg extension. I still have thigh hematomas from past blows.
You are so very right about this
Luckily I never got it to the head but I've been kicked often enough that I learned to "read the animal" to know when a kick is coming to move out of the way.
How dairy try to fondle that poor animal
What a mooving sentiment
She showed that kid who's bos
Yes, but why is he so focused on smelling its butt??? Weird little kid
Never look a gift-cow in the ass
We have found the Dutch guy👆
Is that how the idiom goes there?
Nah, it’s “don’t look a gifted horse in the mouth”. Common Dutch Idiom, but apparently also an English one which could very well be derived from Dutch, just like “cookies”.
We have that saying in Hungary too
Jean-Cow Van Daaaaaaaaaamme
Thought he wanted some milk
Or tickle his dick.
He got.kicked in the head. Quick, lets move his spine around a lot
He got lucky, knee hit hit early then the kick just threw him. Little different angle and that kids skull would been paste.
Distance played a factor too, as you said, more of a shove than anything. If he'd been stood a meter away, he'd be dead.
Kids r made of jello
his jaw definitely is
Would that be better or worse than having a glass jaw?
The second shoe fell off after he was moved. He’s a goner.
classic uneducated move. see it all the time.
Actually, it looks like he got kneed/kicked in the chest. Luckily not the head.
Can be just as deadly
Agreed. But then moving him wouldn't be as dangerous as if he'd gotten hit in the head. Poor kid, he definitely learned a lesson the bad way.
He felt a right tit, and recieved the good moos
An udder one bites the dust
r/worstaid
Hmm I don't think these people had the education you got. They're likely from very poor background
I fell down a flight of stairs as a kid. Back problems to this day. My mom yelled at me to get up and I physically could not. So she yanked me to my feet, hit me for it and told me get in the car... and I couldnt walk or move, my back was all locked up. So I was spanked and dragged there and shoved inside, she yelled at my all the way home for embarassing her in front of her friends... while she had treated me like that in front of them. I couldn't barely walk for like a week. There are some great parents out there I tell ya.
Damn. Sorry you went through that
Lad wanted some milk, now he needs some
I understood that reference!
That will teach him to grab a teat in public.
It’s so wild when you see a word spelled out for the first time and you realize you’re a fuckin idiot.
I honestly thought it was just tit and you pronounce it a little french.
😂
Tit and teat are both right words, it just depends on the context. Are you trying to talk like someone in the streets or scientifically/in a mature discussion?
I grew up on a dairy farm and we always called them teats. Tits just sound juvenile when you're talking about nipples on a female animal.
Tit is referring to the entire breast though.
Well now I’m not sure. Can you give me an example of both?
Look at the tits on that lass!
Look at the teat of the cow, that is where milk comes from.
Tit is derogatory most of the time, unless you're referring to birds.
And then teat is mostly referring to the udders of the cow, the nipples in particular. It may also refer to the nipple part of a baby bottle, but is rare.
Hell I thought it was a udder lol 😂
Not*
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Well you know, experience is a great teacher
Damn, got recorded grabbing teat AND kicked
Bruh his shoes came off.....R.I.P.
Cow's like "I'm sick of these fuckin humans grabbin on me"
Sandals are off! There's no way he survived.
Only one sandal, he's half dead now!
Half Life 3?
Damn beat me to it lol.
Oh no, the second sandal feel off when he picked him up and jiggled him. Must be dead.
Edit: jiggled not juggled
Instant zombie.
Was gonna say, shoes off he’s on his way out
Those were safety sandals. He is safe
Nice leg work cow 😂
This is the beginning of his super villain arc. He’s gonna grow up to be a butcher.
The Buffalo Wing Butcher
Guy in the top right doesn't even get up.
Wow, I didn’t even SEE another person there until this comment. Im not terribly good at absorbing my surroundings, if I’m going to be honest.
Never seen a cow that skinny before.
Watch kung pow enter the first. There's a fight with a cow in that one
Dairy cattle aren't hefty like beef cattle.
1 shoe came off so guessing he died
Those poor cows look so gaunt
Dairy cows always do. That's not necessarily abnormal as they aren't beef cattle.
Those cows already look half starved (feel free to correct me! I am not a farmer). Their life probably sucks. Maybe I’m a bad person but I don’t feel bad about what happened to the kid here. If I had my wishes, would I prefer he didn’t bother them and not get kicked? Sure. But I wouldn’t waste like a genie’s wish on it.
Healthy cows do not look like that. They are severely, severely underweight.
That’s what it felt like, but I wasn’t sure. Thanks for the info. Very sad.
Either thats a incredibly poor country/family, or They are some awful people
Either thats a incredibly poor country/family, or They are some awful people
If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
He was mooved.
Swell idea messing with a 1000lb animal, especially by its rear legs! Mensa candidate
That cow taught him so a woman in the future wont have to.
Absolutely do not stand behind livestock and mess their backend.
Learned
I hope the kid learned a valuable lesson.
making all his mistakes young. he'll be a toothless genius
Got milk?
I love how the cow turns to watch him like she’s saying “have you learned your lesson, you handsy little punk?”
Never stand behind horses, cows, basically any livestock because this happens lol.
Geez kids are dumb
Knocked his OSHA approved sandal off.
Kid hit the Family Guy fall pose
The shoes are off, he's ded
He’s now cross eyed. From watch national lampoon he needs another to set him right
The regret is not instant, the first hour is figuring out where and what u are
Well, he learn the lesson of consent by the left hoof of justice
Looks like we're making burgers tonight 😋
I got kicked by one of our steers just to the right of my nether region. I swear my whole life flashed before my eyes!
Man, those poor cows are so emancipated 😭
What is it with people and immediately picking somebody up who's just been injured and is laying on the ground.
Can’t park there, kid
Udderly crazy
Those cows look very unhealthy, as in starving, there's almost nothing on their bones
He wanted the kid to mooooove
Bet he wont do that again.
Love shit that ends in Flip Flops a Flyin'
Curiosity killed by the cow.
Cow staring him down after.
Lost shoe- he’s toast.
I like the part where he gets kicked.
I heard the cow do the bruce lee sounds after the kick.
Thats a lesson you learn once.
He’ll have a bit of a headache, otherwise he’ll be fine
Shoes off. He's a goner.
F
If the hoof got him he would be dead ..lucky the thigh hit him
An important lesson
I never dealt with cows.
I have always been told to never go in hoof range of any hooved animal
The definition of fucked around and found out
Never touch a cow’s tit with cold hands
fafo
That cow insha’ed the allah right into/out of him.
Not in the USA, they'd be sued! :)
Question is, what the fuck was he doing??
And so little Billy...what did we learn?
Looks like we're having steak tonight!
Get that boy a wheelchair.
He's lucky AF. A to the head from a large hooved animal can absolutely kill you. If it were me I'd go play the lottery after that.
Those poor cows look like they're starving ☹️
Multiple Possible fractures.* Lets pick him up by the armpits
You mess with the bull you get the horn, you mess with a cow you get Sparta.
That's one horse power mofo, lol 😆
He got beef now.
fuck around and find out.
Life is the best teacher
I have questions about the racks of clothing!?!?
Poor skinny cows
I bet that smarted.
Well at least there was someone there to respond appropriately to a potential spinal injury
I'm sure he will make a full recovery
what did we learn today?
That’s a tough lesson to learn lil one. Get better
I hope the kid is okay. My coworkers son died after a similar incident on her farm involving a goat. Rip! 🙏
I had a friend growing up who got kicked in the face by a horse and had to have her face reconstructed a bit...I hope the kid is okay.
I feel so bad for that kid. That must have hurt like hell
Future steak
Mr. Hands’ origin story.