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  • 404 points ripleyart2323

    Anyone that has worked on a dairy farm knows about being cow kicked...it hurts so very much

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    160 points miss_kimba

    I got a good corker in the thigh once, was bruised for days. It wasn’t even a full force kick, she gave me a side swipe off the milking platform.

    That kid got decimated.

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    62 points IBdoc97

    Rule though, the closer you are to the cow the less it hurts. It becomes a push away when you’re right behind them. The worst is when you get caught by the hoof at peak leg extension. I still have thigh hematomas from past blows.

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    18 points ripleyart2323

    You are so very right about this

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    12 points googdude

    Luckily I never got it to the head but I've been kicked often enough that I learned to "read the animal" to know when a kick is coming to move out of the way.

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    18 points camo_junkie0611

    How dairy try to fondle that poor animal

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    6 points LobosJones

    What a mooving sentiment

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    2 points gurnard

    She showed that kid who's bos

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    1 points Fluffthaguff9999

    Yes, but why is he so focused on smelling its butt??? Weird little kid

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  • 238 points dwiri

    Never look a gift-cow in the ass

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    28 points Phanthix

    We have found the Dutch guy👆

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    5 points Crazy_old_maurice_17

    Is that how the idiom goes there?

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    4 points Phanthix

    Nah, it’s “don’t look a gifted horse in the mouth”. Common Dutch Idiom, but apparently also an English one which could very well be derived from Dutch, just like “cookies”.

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    2 points NoNameWorm

    We have that saying in Hungary too

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    2 points BigTintheBigD

    Jean-Cow Van Daaaaaaaaaamme

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    2 points Lootypatooty

    Thought he wanted some milk

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    1 points Slim_Jankins

    Or tickle his dick.

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  • 512 points WelJon

    He got.kicked in the head. Quick, lets move his spine around a lot

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    92 points SeveredDeerVagina429

    He got lucky, knee hit hit early then the kick just threw him. Little different angle and that kids skull would been paste.

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    12 points cd7k

    Distance played a factor too, as you said, more of a shove than anything. If he'd been stood a meter away, he'd be dead.

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    64 points Reasonable-Estate-60

    Kids r made of jello

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    39 points Stinky_Johnson

    his jaw definitely is

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    5 points Juan_Moe_Taco

    Would that be better or worse than having a glass jaw?

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    7 points OkieBobbie

    The second shoe fell off after he was moved. He’s a goner.

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    6 points 10mfe

    classic uneducated move. see it all the time.

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    11 points WeirdoWeeb648

    Actually, it looks like he got kneed/kicked in the chest. Luckily not the head.

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    0 points Historical_Lie_9932

    Can be just as deadly

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    7 points WeirdoWeeb648

    Agreed. But then moving him wouldn't be as dangerous as if he'd gotten hit in the head. Poor kid, he definitely learned a lesson the bad way.

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    6 points camshun7

    He felt a right tit, and recieved the good moos

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    1 points just_nobodys_opinion

    An udder one bites the dust

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    3 points MoreRamenPls

    r/worstaid

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    3 points St-Micka

    Hmm I don't think these people had the education you got. They're likely from very poor background

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    3 points MalavethMorningrise

    I fell down a flight of stairs as a kid. Back problems to this day. My mom yelled at me to get up and I physically could not. So she yanked me to my feet, hit me for it and told me get in the car... and I couldnt walk or move, my back was all locked up. So I was spanked and dragged there and shoved inside, she yelled at my all the way home for embarassing her in front of her friends... while she had treated me like that in front of them. I couldn't barely walk for like a week. There are some great parents out there I tell ya.

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    1 points WelJon

    Damn. Sorry you went through that

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  • 57 points Ganip

    Lad wanted some milk, now he needs some

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    1 points LazyFlamingRooster

    I understood that reference!

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  • 83 points Mazy_keen

    That will teach him to grab a teat in public.

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    34 points Not_ACleverUserName

    It’s so wild when you see a word spelled out for the first time and you realize you’re a fuckin idiot.

    I honestly thought it was just tit and you pronounce it a little french.

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    19 points chaosbella

    and you pronounce it a little french.

    😂

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    8 points Makoro_17

    Tit and teat are both right words, it just depends on the context. Are you trying to talk like someone in the streets or scientifically/in a mature discussion? 

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    6 points googdude

    I grew up on a dairy farm and we always called them teats. Tits just sound juvenile when you're talking about nipples on a female animal.

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    6 points Makoro_17

    Tit is referring to the entire breast though.

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    2 points Not_ACleverUserName

    Well now I’m not sure. Can you give me an example of both?

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    6 points Makoro_17

    Look at the tits on that lass!

    Look at the teat of the cow, that is where milk comes from.

    Tit is derogatory most of the time, unless you're referring to birds.

    And then teat is mostly referring to the udders of the cow, the nipples in particular. It may also refer to the nipple part of a baby bottle, but is rare.

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    1 points NinoTheChef

    Hell I thought it was a udder lol 😂

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    -4 points I_dnt_Need_anew_name

    Not*

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  • 113 points Dense-Application181

    r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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    4 points St-Micka

    Well you know, experience is a great teacher

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  • 45 points throwitoutwhendone2

    Damn, got recorded grabbing teat AND kicked

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    16 points Big_Policy4561

    Bruh his shoes came off.....R.I.P.

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  • 31 points CalligrapherFew5766

    Cow's like "I'm sick of these fuckin humans grabbin on me"

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  • 70 points darthearljones

    Sandals are off! There's no way he survived.

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    40 points Nihhrt

    Only one sandal, he's half dead now!

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    12 points AnOn19Y90mOuS

    Half Life 3?

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    6 points TheRemedy187

    Damn beat me to it lol. 

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    10 points chilledout5

    Oh no, the second sandal feel off when he picked him up and jiggled him. Must be dead.

    Edit: jiggled not juggled

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    2 points mrjonnyringo72

    Instant zombie.

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    2 points kid_christ

    Was gonna say, shoes off he’s on his way out

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    3 points Not-A-R0b0t2

    Those were safety sandals. He is safe

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  • 18 points HawkmoonsCustoms

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  • 5 points 175junkie

    Nice leg work cow 😂

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  • 9 points Kubbee83

    This is the beginning of his super villain arc. He’s gonna grow up to be a butcher.

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    1 points RealGeeBao

    The Buffalo Wing Butcher

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  • 5 points hefecantswim

    Guy in the top right doesn't even get up.

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    1 points Dontfeedthebears

    Wow, I didn’t even SEE another person there until this comment. Im not terribly good at absorbing my surroundings, if I’m going to be honest.

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  • 5 points MrKinsey

    Never seen a cow that skinny before.

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    1 points jackytheripper1

    Watch kung pow enter the first. There's a fight with a cow in that one

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    0 points DeepPurpleDaylight

    Dairy cattle aren't hefty like beef cattle.

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  • 5 points Tell_Amazing

    1 shoe came off so guessing he died

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  • 7 points Juicyjewsss

    Those poor cows look so gaunt

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    4 points DeepPurpleDaylight

    Dairy cows always do. That's not necessarily abnormal as they aren't beef cattle.

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  • 19 points Dontfeedthebears

    Those cows already look half starved (feel free to correct me! I am not a farmer). Their life probably sucks. Maybe I’m a bad person but I don’t feel bad about what happened to the kid here. If I had my wishes, would I prefer he didn’t bother them and not get kicked? Sure. But I wouldn’t waste like a genie’s wish on it.

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    21 points RazzBeryllium

    Healthy cows do not look like that. They are severely, severely underweight.

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    4 points Dontfeedthebears

    That’s what it felt like, but I wasn’t sure. Thanks for the info. Very sad.

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    0 points Academic_King9479

    Either thats a incredibly poor country/family, or They are some awful people

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    -1 points Academic_King9479

    Either thats a incredibly poor country/family, or They are some awful people

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  • 3 points JWMoo

    If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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  • 3 points ablu3d

    He was mooved.

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  • 3 points KRGambler

    Swell idea messing with a 1000lb animal, especially by its rear legs! Mensa candidate

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  • 3 points waisonline99

    That cow taught him so a woman in the future wont have to.

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  • 3 points ironhorseblues

    Absolutely do not stand behind livestock and mess their backend.

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  • 3 points savedbytheblood72

    Learned

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  • 2 points StatementNervous

    I hope the kid learned a valuable lesson.

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    1 points xchickencowx

    making all his mistakes young. he'll be a toothless genius

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  • 2 points alexgardin

    Got milk?

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  • 2 points Naomeri

    I love how the cow turns to watch him like she’s saying “have you learned your lesson, you handsy little punk?”

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  • 2 points sdcar1985

    Never stand behind horses, cows, basically any livestock because this happens lol.

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  • 2 points Low_Presentation8149

    Geez kids are dumb

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  • 2 points JWMoo

    Knocked his OSHA approved sandal off.

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  • 2 points MFC1886

    Kid hit the Family Guy fall pose

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  • 2 points Homaku

    The shoes are off, he's ded

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  • 2 points 613Flyer

    He’s now cross eyed. From watch national lampoon he needs another to set him right

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  • 2 points Shadowhawk0000

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  • 2 points svennon89

    The regret is not instant, the first hour is figuring out where and what u are

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  • 2 points Kamikazisqurl

    Well, he learn the lesson of consent by the left hoof of justice

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  • 2 points N1ceClown

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  • 2 points matthubcap

    Looks like we're making burgers tonight 😋

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  • 2 points Omygodc

    I got kicked by one of our steers just to the right of my nether region. I swear my whole life flashed before my eyes!

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  • 2 points SuitableArtichoke590

    Man, those poor cows are so emancipated 😭

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  • 4 points dog_in_the_vent

    What is it with people and immediately picking somebody up who's just been injured and is laying on the ground.

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    1 points StrikeouTX

    Can’t park there, kid

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  • 4 points MoreRamenPls

    Udderly crazy

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  • 2 points Sk0p3r

    Those cows look very unhealthy, as in starving, there's almost nothing on their bones

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  • 1 points idontknowjuspickone

    He wanted the kid to mooooove

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  • 1 points onetwoswitch_

    Bet he wont do that again.

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  • 1 points 321Gochiefs

    Love shit that ends in Flip Flops a Flyin'

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  • 1 points ricinbeanburritoo

    Curiosity killed by the cow.

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  • 1 points Future-Try-1908

    Cow staring him down after.

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  • 1 points mrlookinthesky

    Lost shoe- he’s toast.

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  • 1 points Illustrious_Onion805

    I like the part where he gets kicked.

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  • 1 points I_dnt_Need_anew_name

    I heard the cow do the bruce lee sounds after the kick.

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  • 1 points jrizzle_boston

    Thats a lesson you learn once.

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  • 1 points Internal-Bluejay-810

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  • 1 points Gurthy_Lengthiness

    He’ll have a bit of a headache, otherwise he’ll be fine

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  • 1 points Powerful_Recipe5290

    Shoes off. He's a goner.

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  • 1 points jackytheripper1

    F

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  • 1 points Independent-Walrus84

    If the hoof got him he would be dead ..lucky the thigh hit him

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  • 1 points pauliepaulie84

    An important lesson

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  • 1 points CATelIsMe

    I never dealt with cows.

    I have always been told to never go in hoof range of any hooved animal

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  • 1 points proeliator

    The definition of fucked around and found out

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  • 1 points BHIngebretsen

    Never touch a cow’s tit with cold hands

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  • 1 points Alarming_Hippo_6035

    fafo

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  • 1 points Strive--

    That cow insha’ed the allah right into/out of him.

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  • 1 points CoffeeChocolateBoth

    Not in the USA, they'd be sued! :)

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  • 1 points Alive_Tough9928

    Question is, what the fuck was he doing??

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  • 1 points Fraggdaddy

    And so little Billy...what did we learn?

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  • 1 points Moist_Transition325

    Looks like we're having steak tonight!

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  • 1 points ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

    Get that boy a wheelchair.

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  • 1 points WaffleHouseGladiator

    He's lucky AF. A to the head from a large hooved animal can absolutely kill you. If it were me I'd go play the lottery after that.

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  • 1 points bluepushkin

    Those poor cows look like they're starving ☹️

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  • 1 points mightymidgetwarlord

    Multiple Possible fractures.* Lets pick him up by the armpits

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  • 1 points New_Horse3033

    You mess with the bull you get the horn, you mess with a cow you get Sparta.

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  • 1 points Queasy-Floor-929

    That's one horse power mofo, lol 😆

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  • 1 points NixAName

    He got beef now.

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  • 1 points marcianojones

    fuck around and find out.

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  • 1 points Specialist_Bee_9726

    Life is the best teacher

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  • 1 points myrenDelainien

    I have questions about the racks of clothing!?!?

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  • 1 points SelfInteresting7259

    Poor skinny cows

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  • 1 points ZenibakoMooloo

    I bet that smarted.

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  • 1 points belak444

    Well at least there was someone there to respond appropriately to a potential spinal injury

    I'm sure he will make a full recovery

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  • 1 points Andialb

    what did we learn today?

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  • 1 points 2020R1M

    That’s a tough lesson to learn lil one. Get better

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  • 1 points Matitadeplatanito

    I hope the kid is okay. My coworkers son died after a similar incident on her farm involving a goat. Rip! 🙏

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    2 points mrsbebe

    I had a friend growing up who got kicked in the face by a horse and had to have her face reconstructed a bit...I hope the kid is okay.

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  • 1 points nastyfreckles

    I feel so bad for that kid. That must have hurt like hell 

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  • 0 points WaySuch296

    Future steak

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  • 0 points arisoverrated

    Mr. Hands’ origin story.

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