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  • 2071 points OfficialSandwichMan

    Not the slow pull at the end šŸ˜¬

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    345 points einfallstoll

    Now put a little lemon juice on the chest

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    196 points savorie

    Calm down, Satan

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    24 points ChilledFyre

    šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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    17 points Necrotitis

    Spray some rubbing alcohol on it too

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    4 points thehotshotpilot

    Lime juice and salt and you have a MANgarita.Ā 

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    182 points MyNameSpaghette

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    28 points Oderus_Scumdog

    Can't help but feel like there was a beef being worked out right there.

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    23 points F1ghtmast3r

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    3 points jecathree

    A cheese pull on his chest...

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    1 points 1ildevil

    With that beard, he deserves it real slow

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  • 1406 points Mazy_keen

    There was some green wax/gel stuff they sold on TV in like 1998ish. The infomercial showed them ripping the wax off and the people didn't show any pain. My ex husband was absolutely certain it was really painless. I said okay, if we buy some can I use it wherever I want on you? We ordered it, I used it on his leg, he screamed "THEY LIED" šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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    336 points LobosJones

    Was it the Australian accent selling nads?

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    136 points Mazy_keen

    YES haha thanks.

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    41 points SuperPoodie92477

    They should have put it on their nads to test the ā€œpainlessā€ claim.

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    13 points LobosJones

    Ironically the hair removal chemicals are warned to not be applied to privates.

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    1 points chillicrackers

    DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

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    3 points SerDuckOfPNW

    Actually, and quite surprisingly, having a professional wax my nads was not bad at all.

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    7 points SuperPoodie92477

    ā€œProfessionalā€ is the key word. Amateur sac waxing is probably advised, anyway.

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    6 points NoRightsProductions

    I remember those commercials. She also said it was completely natural and safe then ate some

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    1 points Mojack322

    Was it black stuff you rolled into a ball then rolled it around on your face to take off the hair?

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    5 points This-Requirement6918

    šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ OMFG Nads with Nadeine right? Holy shit it's been 20+ years.

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    1 points Mojack322

    Haha fkn nads I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks

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    25 points okcumputer

    Some female friends of mine asked if they could try nads on my chest. I obliged and every single pore bled through my shirt. It was not fun.

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    9 points wenchslapper

    My college roommate got into dealing some illegal white powders. I found out one evening that enough white powder makes it tickle. His girlfriend was sooo frustrated after I laughed my way through an entire leg wax lmao

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    2 points SerDuckOfPNW

    They can try nads on my chest if I can put my nads on their chest

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    10 points Syphon0928

    Was it Waxine?

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    8 points AnneMarieAndCharlie

    NADS!

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    5 points savorie

    "apply at thinly, in the direction of the hair growth..."

    I watched those ads with such fascination.

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    4 points jlpazz

    16 year old me tried to remove my chest hair with this stuff. It was made of combination of honey and pure evil. I didnā€™t start in an inconspicuous spot. I did it straight down the middle. Blood everywhere. But I had to finish the job, or look like an idiot. I also went to the beach the next day.

    Iā€™ve never been more fooled by any commercial. I believe I should have rights to a class action lawsuit for that trauma.

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    3 points wenchslapper

    Itā€™s painless if youā€™re coked out/on a significant stimulant.

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    3 points Mr_Enemabag-Jones

    My girlie at the time had some of this stuff and as a joke slapped a small strip of it on my chest.

    That one spot of hair never grew back. That was nearly 30 years ago.

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    6 points Mellie-mellow

    This is hilarious šŸ˜‚

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    1 points Secret_Caterpillar

    I remember that stuff! The commercial really was convincing but then you remember it's an infomercial.

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    6 points Mazy_keen

    I remember telling him "If you paid me enough I could keep a straight face for 5-10 seconds after they pull the strip off too"

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    1 points green49285

    You made me choke on my creme freeze.

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    1 points Surprise11thDentist

    Are some waxes just more painful? My wife has used 3 or 4 different kinds each of sugar wax and hard wax on my back, chest, legs nose and ears and it's never been especially painful. Not once have I felt like yelling for sure. And when she was starting out, she was doing it "wrong" so it hurt more.

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    1 points Grays42

    wherever I want

    Very generous of you to choose the leg.

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  • 377 points wandering_fury

    Can't believe nobody's mentioned the translation of the text, "Spider-man when he tries to take the black suit off" lmaooo

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    69 points Benefit-Former

    Or what he says, "Jeniffer Lopez, this is for you", haha

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    -1 points Bipedal_Warlock

    Thatā€™s what I came here for lol

    What a weird way to refer to venom

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  • 481 points Maz3keen

    Medieval torture?

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    271 points koolaidismything

    I let a gf do my chest once.. worst pain ever and it didnā€™t help the laughing the entire time. Then.. you have to get rubbed down in this oil or you itch and breakout in a rash.

    I worked with fiberglass at work. Feeling my shirt rubbing and the sweat drops was so uncomfortable lol. Made me really appreciate how easy guys have it. I mostly roll out of bed, shower, and toss on whatever is clean and I can get away with living life. Women gotta do all šŸ‘†

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    73 points Solid_Hunter_4188

    Some of us men donā€™t get chest hair though. Itā€™s just like any area on the body, you get used to it if you keep it up.

    I shave my armpits (Iā€™ve never met a woman that wished I had armpit hair) and it was exactly the same: the sweat and things contacting the area feel so very foreignā€¦ for about a month. Then you feel weird with the alternative when it grows back.

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    25 points Missus_Missiles

    I shaved my legs a number of times. Cycling season mostly. Also to feel pretty. Shaved legs and nice sheets is a feeling.

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    7 points Talkie123

    Yup. I would rather slice my own fingers open with a rusty box cutter than go through that again.

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    0 points Junk0-the-clown

    Made me really appreciate how easy guys have it.

    the majority of girls don't wax, and the ones that do don't do it stupid like this or like your story. There are ways to make it less painful. In general girls are less hairy too and that makes it less painful.

    For that matter, girls don't have to do any of that. They choose to.

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    -6 points squiddybro

    nobody is forcing them to do all that though

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    4 points ntermation

    Well, sure, societal pressure has zero impact.on anyone.

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  • 234 points mainesmatthew01

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    55 points Oderus_Scumdog

    I read a bunch of stuff about this that I've just searched up to find sources for but can't really find good ones so its probably rubbish.

    I read that Steve went in to this with a really blasƩ attitude thinking it would be nothing, that the reactions of the others were real and they were super uncomfortable once it started, and that a bunch of Steve's reactions didn't make it in to the film because they were too much.

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    37 points Slanahesh

    It's been a long time since I watched it. But I'm pretty sure you can see him start to bleed from the waxed areas in real time during this scene.

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    34 points Hapa_Hombre

    I read somewhere that the girl doing the waxing had little to no experience.

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    19 points Mattau16

    Perfect

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    3 points SuperMeister

    This is true. Steve talked about it on one of the Late Night shows. Think it was Conan O'Brien. She had zero experience lol

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    5 points Schedonnardus

    One might even call it acting.

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    0 points cthulularoo

    cuz she's an actress and not a beautician?

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    2 points Hapa_Hombre

    Which would be fine if they werenā€™t actually really waxing him. An actor performing a fake procedure for film is different than an actor performing an actual procedure on another person when they arenā€™t trained. Waxing someone when you donā€™t know proper technique can cause harm. Hence the real blood not fake Hollywood blood.

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    3 points TylerHyena

    The very first thing that came to my mind lol

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  • 156 points a_rabid_anti_dentite

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    124 points AntalRyder

    I love that he did this for real, those eyes show genuine pain!

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    76 points SquireX

    I read that the actress doing the wax job claimed to know more about waxing than she did. She put the wax on his nipples and heā€™s lucky she didnā€™t rip them off!

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    10 points Echo_one

    That can happen? O_O

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    13 points FallOutShelterBoy

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    8 points SuperMeister

    Luckily she was stopped by someone before ripping the wax off the nipples lmao

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    21 points pmaogeaoaporm

    Except this shit isn't even half as painful as that **slooooow* pull* at the end

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    17 points -WelshCelt-

    "Kelly Clarkson!"

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  • 76 points Lowie_240

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    3 points Crazy__Donkey

    Now i imagine her with a hairy chestšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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  • 57 points InsurancePatient2856

    Thought this was a cartel video for a couple seconds

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    6 points MildlyAgreeable

    My literal first thought.

    A fellow r/watchpeopledie veteran, I see.

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    3 points InsurancePatient2856

    That and r/gore back in the day. Veteran is apt term too šŸ˜•

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  • 26 points Strontiumdogs1

    I've seen cartel videos with less pain showing.

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  • 59 points interesseret

    jesus, yeah, that slow peeling? like a million needle stabs.

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    24 points HollowMist11

    Hell they covered his whole chest with wax. There's no way to peel all that quickly.

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    3 points Klaeyy

    You just have to use enough forcešŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø

    Get Eddie Hall to rip it off or something.

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  • 16 points craylash

    There's no way they didn't rip off a layer of skin

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  • 29 points rwags2024

    Theyā€™re peelin him like a grape

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  • 18 points TheManOfSpaceAndTime

    Coincidentally, "You look like a man-o-lantern," is one of my favorite movie lines.

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  • 10 points Exotic_Increase5333

    My cats heard the scream through my headphones and both turned around, like WTF?

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    4 points _BeautifulGarbage_

    My sound is muted and I heard that scream

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  • 17 points EikaiWHAAATTT

    No Kelly Clarkson?

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  • 5 points NoRightsProductions

    Just recalling L.A. Beast waxing his beard off

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  • 7 points Gheekers

    I let my wife wax my back. Didn't feel a thing. But the thought of getting my chest waxed. Nope... thats going to hurt.

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  • 4 points theargen

    My fav part: ā€œyenifer lopeh, esto es pa tiā€ šŸ˜Š ā€¦ šŸ˜«

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  • 7 points chanman134431

    Did someone call?

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  • 3 points mindsnare

    They're making a manolantern.

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  • 3 points Far_Drummer_1406

    So thatā€™s what hell sounds like.

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  • 3 points Alternative-Push-995

    Iā€™m fucking dying šŸ˜­

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  • 5 points wkarraker

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  • 2 points Fetus_Transplant

    Balls next

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  • 2 points Frequent-Screen-5517

    Cartel torture video?

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  • 2 points huggsshut

    Why does this looks like one of those LiveLeak videos

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  • 2 points Of_Z_

    I feel like they just tore the skin off the layer underneath. Hes going to have such a big bruise.

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  • 2 points BeCurious7563

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  • 1 points Stygian_rain

    Iā€™ve done this. Had literal bruises. The sternum/clavicle error is especially painful

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  • 1 points livingMybEstlyfe29

    The title of this post, the caption in the video, and watching it with sound off is kinda hilarious

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  • 1 points Kemedo1211

    Como eu imagino o inferno

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  • 1 points Acceptable-Guess4403

    Feckin eejit

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  • 1 points thisonehereone

    I miss jackass.

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  • 1 points itschikobrown

    TatatataTATA!

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  • 1 points green49285

    Put some neosporin on that, champ.

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  • 1 points DirtNapsRevenge

    As a hairy beast myself, I've often wondered if there's a point at which there's just so much hair that you risk injury with waxing?

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  • 1 points Spiritual_Speech600

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  • 1 points Ok_Business_6452

    Doesnā€™t that hair grow back anyway? Whatā€™s even the point? šŸ¤£

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  • 1 points Urlaz

    I'm glad I clicked on that.

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  • 1 points Salty_Culture_9550

    Cartel graphics

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  • 1 points BabyChalupa0w0

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  • 1 points KingOvDownvotes

    Fucking hell

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  • 1 points SquareYam223

    JFC. I winced multiple times at this. šŸ« 

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  • 1 points CalmStomach2783

    Jesus Christ man

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  • 1 points jecathree

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  • 1 points cardinalforce

    KELLY CLARKSON!!!

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  • 1 points Shadow_MosesGunn

    Kelly Clarkson...

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  • 1 points richumd

    Seems a little fishy. That peeled way too easily and there was no hair on the inside of the peel.

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  • 1 points Snoo-11553

    My heart was racing and I watched it without volume.Ā 

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  • 1 points Crazy__Donkey

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  • 1 points Jazzlike-Caramel-380

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  • 1 points Sharpshooter188

    All I could think of with this.

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  • 0 points Rs2mmsu-2D

    Again , Again!

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  • -4 points 1JustAnAltDontMindMe

    PLEASE I BEG YOU MARK THIS SHIT NSFW, I ALMOST GAGGED. HOW IS THIS NOT REMOVED YET?????

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    5 points AutoThwart

    Because you're a minority, precious snowflake

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    1 points 1JustAnAltDontMindMe

    You're what's wrong with humanity

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    0 points SunLitWalker12

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  • -32 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points BetrayerOfOnion

    Deeper and denser hair, lower pain tolerance, probably his first time.

    I know it's hard living without sympathy but people tend to make weird noices when in pain.

    I hope one day you can conquer your hatred.

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  • -2 points groovyinutah

    You screech like a woman....

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