Nope! That's just Google's AI overview, though even it says most information is anecdotal since every state has different means of reporting. I was surprised it said Florida actually, I was actually trying to find the report that I saw a few years ago that Tennessee had the highest incest rate but that may have been an incest porn statistic. It seems the data is all over the place year to year, yet Alaska consistently seems to be a contender.
It’s the internet. There’s always going to be people who make it their entire personality to make mountains out of mole hills and have a “stance” on every little thing.
it’s common in neurodivergent individuals not exclusive to, everyone does it to a degree even if you don’t notice - like shaking your leg or clicking a pen when you’re focusing
The internet often represents a place for vulnerable and abused people to find a safe space from a very inhospitable world. Often they will seemingly over react to innocuous things because of a heightened sensitivity after experiencing trauma.
Get enough of them and it becomes cultural and that spill over and encounter with people who haven't experienced trauma can feel obnoxious and annoying.
Nobody has a right to tell them they're wrong for feeling that way, but at the same time... their reactions aren't necessarily accurate or "right" and thus the conflict.
Who cares what the child wants. Their opinion doesn't matter. They should be grateful that thousands of people can see them having a moment that they might prefer was kept private.
Fucking mouthbreathers on autopilot man. I would have felt like this was such an insane violation of my privacy if this was me as a kid. But no, you don't deserve to choose your boundaries any more. Your life will be filmed without your consent and made public without your consent so that doomscrollers can have a disposable hit of dopamine.
People will unironically be like 'haha I'm so glad cameras weren't everywhere when I was growing up' and turn around and defend posts like this without a second thought.
*For context the voting has somewhat shifted. Earlier every comment saying 'idk this seems weird' was negative karma.
No it's not, she's not asking to have her clothing looked at! A child should know how to control their basic instinct! The camera person is technically filming child porn!
Just in case it is needed /s and is exactly what is wrong with extreme ideology. It's a kid, looking at a woman and figuring life out. Making it anything more than that is creepy.
Dead ass. I had a crush on a lady at a Chevrolet dealership when I was younger. I didn’t even know why back then. Every time we went I just gravitated towards her. I was mad when he eventually brought that truck
Shit, I'm a married 47 year old woman, and I looked a couple of times. She's gorgeous, I love that outfit, the gloves, the thigh-highs....it's just pretty, damnit!
The kid has just developed his first crush, she's built like my year 2 high school English teacher and I don't blame him at all, I fell hard for my first crush too, I'd admired girls and wanted close to them but Ms Wren wasn't a girl and I sat at the front of her class all googoo eyed, dayum she was beautiful
As a man, I think I can speak for all of us men that there was a distinct moment in life that we will always remember much like this young lad just had when it clicked that you realize you are attracted to someone and nothing will ever be the same again
The same thing happens with women, I suspect it's probably universal across everyone who has a "standard" sexuality (I'm not so sure about asexual or folks with hormone issues who don't hit puberty, etc).
I remember being with my neighborhood friend, just one of the other kids who ran around in a big pack all summer, playing games and getting into mischief. I was maybe 10? We had been bouncing and flipping on a trampoline, and now we were lying down on it, out of breath and giggling. For some reason, he reached out and stroked my leg and smiled at me, it was for some innocent gesture, I think he was brushing dirt off, but something awakened in me. Something stirred in my mind, in my stomach, and somewhere below my belt. It was like the light shifted, sunlight all of a sudden making his blonde hair shimmer, his skin tanned from the summer glowing golden, and I suddenly now longer saw Brad, my friend with the golden retriever who could throw a Frisbee farther than anyone else, but Brad the boy, and I was a girl, and I wanted him to smile at only me, and touch my leg again, and touch me all over, and do things I didn't even fully understand at that age. I feel like it was the moment I hit puberty lol.
It was very confusing, and you're right, you know things will never be the same again!
At the time I had no idea what it was. We hadn't started sex ed in school, all I really knew was from watching my peers interact, I had no words or understanding for the emotions and physical sensations that washed over me.
How I dealt with it was probably got super red in the face, stammered something about how my mom needed me home, and fled. And then every time I thought I was possibly going to run into Brad again, I wore my coolest Kerropi the frog earrings, ball choker necklace, and clean Umbro shorts 🤣🤣🤣 It was the 90s! He never looked at me the way I hoped he would look at me, and his family moved away a couple years later. By then I had transferred my onsessional crushes to the dark-haired French exchange student who lived down the street, and I creepily stalked the coat racks outside afterschool PE at the gym for his Oakland Raiders starter jacket, and if I saw it hanging on a hook I'd go "play dodgeball" while stealing glances at him with absolutely no subtlety.
My.second awakening came when we played "pirates and captives" on the playground in middle school and I got tied up when captured by the pirates and was like "OH! Oh thiiiis is something visceral for me." I started figuring out my love of BDSM at a very early age, although again I had no words for it. I actually journaled out a lot the feelings in like r-rated entries in the diary logs in Oregon Trail II, writing pre-teen smut in a place my parents would never find it. 🤣🤣🤣
I was a socially awkward kid, never really started seriously dating until after college. But I have found my true love now, together for 10 years, married and all that jazz. And we do all sorts of filthy fun things with an entire bureau filled with toys and clamps and shackles. But it all started with that leg stroke and smile..
I have a 12 year old grandson who I keep catching oogling when we go to a store. I never chide him because I am usually oogling too. Im old and not ded yet.
Why is there a little kid around a girl in lingerie? Can't blame the kid, I'd be doing the same thing. She's in a provocative outfit. bra and miniskirt. Why is he there?
Saw a kid at Target putting his hands down the mannequins pants. He was horrified and snapped his hands back afterwards.. I just ignored him after to pretend I didn't see him..
He did it again when I snuck another look. :D He was like 11-13.
That kid didnt regret anything here.
Regret my ass.
Kid is loving life.
Nor should he. We’ve all been there, lil bro is just having a browse.
Bahaha that look and smile as he gets caught, so precious
It was in that moment that he realized Pokemon wasn't that important after all
Yeah. He is just storing information.
This kid
Gang life
The only thing he's regretting is being in grade school 😂
"Until the dawn of the following day, I will have nothing more to say."
I love the number of upvotes on this. Blue Prince fans unite!
Admit it, you heard his voice.
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I dunno, but this scene always looked like he's trying to hold in a sneeze and aged 60 years as a result to me.
Your wish is granted
And the hair cut
Wouldn't be an issue for the writers of Blank Check 💀
Core memory for that kid
Kid has a type now.
I too am into beautiful women.
Unless this is his sister.
Georgia here we come.
Sir, you have offended the honor of this Atlantan by mistaking us for our incestuous neighbors to the west, those deviant Alabamans.
Cousin, sure, but here in the Peach State we draw the line at sibling!
Alabama and a Fallout Vault are basically the same damn thing.
It's actually your other neighbor (Florida) that is listed as the state with the highest rate of incest, followed by Alaska.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/axYugziAh5
That's 6 years ago, not sure what happened but Florida and Alaska are what come up when you search now.
Do you have any reasonable sources? I can’t find many and none that say Florida.
Nope! That's just Google's AI overview, though even it says most information is anecdotal since every state has different means of reporting. I was surprised it said Florida actually, I was actually trying to find the report that I saw a few years ago that Tennessee had the highest incest rate but that may have been an incest porn statistic. It seems the data is all over the place year to year, yet Alaska consistently seems to be a contender.
Get your banjo ready
Obviously his mom.
Lingerie is a type, right?
That’s also my type
Many crusty socks later....
not a bad one, for sure
Memory burn
Some of these comments and downvotes! A boy got caught looking at a pretty lady in a miniskirt. So what? That's normal.
It’s the internet. There’s always going to be people who make it their entire personality to make mountains out of mole hills and have a “stance” on every little thing.
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My friend calling a toddler doing toddler things “stimming” after being told repeatedly he isn’t on the spectrum
it’s common in neurodivergent individuals not exclusive to, everyone does it to a degree even if you don’t notice - like shaking your leg or clicking a pen when you’re focusing
Stimming isn’t just for ASD. It’s a known normal behavior
The internet often represents a place for vulnerable and abused people to find a safe space from a very inhospitable world. Often they will seemingly over react to innocuous things because of a heightened sensitivity after experiencing trauma.
Get enough of them and it becomes cultural and that spill over and encounter with people who haven't experienced trauma can feel obnoxious and annoying.
Nobody has a right to tell them they're wrong for feeling that way, but at the same time... their reactions aren't necessarily accurate or "right" and thus the conflict.
Exactly this
This!
idk about recording it though
Who cares what the child wants. Their opinion doesn't matter. They should be grateful that thousands of people can see them having a moment that they might prefer was kept private.
Fucking mouthbreathers on autopilot man. I would have felt like this was such an insane violation of my privacy if this was me as a kid. But no, you don't deserve to choose your boundaries any more. Your life will be filmed without your consent and made public without your consent so that doomscrollers can have a disposable hit of dopamine.
People will unironically be like 'haha I'm so glad cameras weren't everywhere when I was growing up' and turn around and defend posts like this without a second thought.
*For context the voting has somewhat shifted. Earlier every comment saying 'idk this seems weird' was negative karma.
That's his mom.
Well he's got a hot mom.
What's the name of this sub again?
No it's not, she's not asking to have her clothing looked at! A child should know how to control their basic instinct! The camera person is technically filming child porn!
Just in case it is needed /s and is exactly what is wrong with extreme ideology. It's a kid, looking at a woman and figuring life out. Making it anything more than that is creepy.
Me too, kid. Me too.
Me three
Hahah he looks so cute when he gets caught🤣
Man, those childhood crushes looked like heavenly beings back then
Dead ass. I had a crush on a lady at a Chevrolet dealership when I was younger. I didn’t even know why back then. Every time we went I just gravitated towards her. I was mad when he eventually brought that truck
That’s not Will Byers
Hahahaa yes!
What is The Instant regret here?
Getting caught admiring? Yeah … he doesn’t look regretful in the least. 😂
Yet another karma farming post for the almost hive mind of "haha this boy is soooo smart for being interested in women amirite?'
He clearly looks embarrassed when he notices he’s being filmed
No ragrets at all
Not even one?
Nahh, y’know what im saying
Not even a single letter?
Fuck... pete and pete... memories unlocked
I was devastated when Michelle Trachtenberg died. She was always like 9 years old and Nona F. Mecklenberg to me.
.. also I just realized how similar the character's name was to her own.
Didn’t Pete have a tattoo of this exact chick on his arm?
His Petunia tattoo.
The haircut on that young man is definitely a regret.
No regret. Downvoted
He probably regrets his haircut
Bro is normal
Shit, I'm a married 47 year old woman, and I looked a couple of times. She's gorgeous, I love that outfit, the gloves, the thigh-highs....it's just pretty, damnit!
That's when Kevin realized Fortnite wasn't the most important thing in the world...
Me too buddy. Me too.
The kid has just developed his first crush, she's built like my year 2 high school English teacher and I don't blame him at all, I fell hard for my first crush too, I'd admired girls and wanted close to them but Ms Wren wasn't a girl and I sat at the front of her class all googoo eyed, dayum she was beautiful
As a man, I think I can speak for all of us men that there was a distinct moment in life that we will always remember much like this young lad just had when it clicked that you realize you are attracted to someone and nothing will ever be the same again
The same thing happens with women, I suspect it's probably universal across everyone who has a "standard" sexuality (I'm not so sure about asexual or folks with hormone issues who don't hit puberty, etc).
I remember being with my neighborhood friend, just one of the other kids who ran around in a big pack all summer, playing games and getting into mischief. I was maybe 10? We had been bouncing and flipping on a trampoline, and now we were lying down on it, out of breath and giggling. For some reason, he reached out and stroked my leg and smiled at me, it was for some innocent gesture, I think he was brushing dirt off, but something awakened in me. Something stirred in my mind, in my stomach, and somewhere below my belt. It was like the light shifted, sunlight all of a sudden making his blonde hair shimmer, his skin tanned from the summer glowing golden, and I suddenly now longer saw Brad, my friend with the golden retriever who could throw a Frisbee farther than anyone else, but Brad the boy, and I was a girl, and I wanted him to smile at only me, and touch my leg again, and touch me all over, and do things I didn't even fully understand at that age. I feel like it was the moment I hit puberty lol.
It was very confusing, and you're right, you know things will never be the same again!
How did you deal with that immediately after and much later? At the time what did you think was that?
At the time I had no idea what it was. We hadn't started sex ed in school, all I really knew was from watching my peers interact, I had no words or understanding for the emotions and physical sensations that washed over me.
How I dealt with it was probably got super red in the face, stammered something about how my mom needed me home, and fled. And then every time I thought I was possibly going to run into Brad again, I wore my coolest Kerropi the frog earrings, ball choker necklace, and clean Umbro shorts 🤣🤣🤣 It was the 90s! He never looked at me the way I hoped he would look at me, and his family moved away a couple years later. By then I had transferred my onsessional crushes to the dark-haired French exchange student who lived down the street, and I creepily stalked the coat racks outside afterschool PE at the gym for his Oakland Raiders starter jacket, and if I saw it hanging on a hook I'd go "play dodgeball" while stealing glances at him with absolutely no subtlety.
My.second awakening came when we played "pirates and captives" on the playground in middle school and I got tied up when captured by the pirates and was like "OH! Oh thiiiis is something visceral for me." I started figuring out my love of BDSM at a very early age, although again I had no words for it. I actually journaled out a lot the feelings in like r-rated entries in the diary logs in Oregon Trail II, writing pre-teen smut in a place my parents would never find it. 🤣🤣🤣
I was a socially awkward kid, never really started seriously dating until after college. But I have found my true love now, together for 10 years, married and all that jazz. And we do all sorts of filthy fun things with an entire bureau filled with toys and clamps and shackles. But it all started with that leg stroke and smile..
Aww, what a wholesome story! Starts with a childhood crush and blossoms into a loving relationship of whips and chains!
You dreamers never stop dreaming!
What kind of a question is that? Why are you asking that about a childhood anecdote...?
.... because I don't know and I want to know?
Same. Lord have mercy. I felt so happy for that kid in that moment. You can see a light bulb flickering on.
Interview with the Vampire movie. Walked in on some titties for the first time. It was then I knew.
Zero regret
I don't get it. How is this instant regret?
What's this song called? It's so soothing
u/RecognizeSong
Here’s what the bot said: Music found! (but I couldn't post the reply)
(In reply to your mention(https://reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/t3_1q54mel/t1_ny0tcv4):)
I got a match with this song:
Crystal Skies (Sped Up) by iGRES(https://lis.tn/CrystalSkiesSpedUp?t=63) (01:03; matched: 100%)
Album: Crystal Skies. Released on 2024-10-18.
Adorable kid.
If I was that kid, getting caught like that would embarrass me a bit, but getting the video of it posted online for all to see would be the worst.
As a young boy should
Being straight is not a choice.
Hey man . Dudes gonna dude
What's going on here? Why is she being outfitted by another person like a Space Marine?
She's a model doing a photoshoot
Song?
Shazam says "Crystal Skies (Sped Up)" by VXLLAIN, iGRES & ENXK
My man
The genre is called retrowave
Other popular retrowave songs are Resonance by HOME and Art Inside by VØJ and Gotei. You've probably heard them scrolling through your feed.
Instant regret of.. what? RIP OP
I don't understand... what's the regret?
Attaboy
The moment Billy didn’t want to play with toys anymore.
The way he grins
What is a kid doing here in this situation?
My man
Doesn’t look like that kid had any regrets.
The awakening is complete
I have a 12 year old grandson who I keep catching oogling when we go to a store. I never chide him because I am usually oogling too. Im old and not ded yet.
Lol core memory formed.
Just reminded me of my first concert. When i was 12 or 13. Chick was walking around in a red bra, red thong, and fishnets.
He became a man
Was it bring your kid to work day?
Boy they start young!
Well we know he will ne straight 😂😂
Caught.
Finding out your sexual orientation early in life.
Sometimes you just know what you like.
Dude is going to be a dude.
This when he realized girls may not have cooties...
Core memory
Why is there a little kid around a girl in lingerie? Can't blame the kid, I'd be doing the same thing. She's in a provocative outfit. bra and miniskirt. Why is he there?
Whats weirder s still to me is it looks like shes still kinda getting dressed and theres a kid here and somebody recording her
Yea I'm confused by the set up too. Looks like some kind of photoshoot and the make up artist or someone bought their kid to work?
Yeah, that has me worried thats his mom or sister or something, which makes this feel even weirder
Busted
dead internet theory ahh comments💀
💯
That was me in the late 80s early 90s looking at my mom's friends before they went out to party
The look you make when you’re busted lol
What is the regret?
Plot twist , that's his dad
This is one of the cutest damn things i've ever seen.
The way little man cracks up when he knows he's been caught 'mirin! We've all been there, young man.
Feelings ... nothing more than feelings.....
I'm sure he's forgotten all about her by now.
This kid is going places
That was the day Timmy decided he didn’t care about Legos anymore.
Me too little buddy. Me too.
My man
Wake up Neo, it's a trap!
Brilliant. Just perfect and whoever was videoing thought it was funny too n
Kid knows game.
I just wanna know the song!!
“When I became a man, I put away childish things”.
That's when little Timmy realized he didn't want to play with Power Rangers no more
No gawking, Can't Get Right..
literally
r/Justfuckmyshitup
That kid knows what he looks. No regret detected or needed.
Lady in redddddd 🎶
Even if you're not his father, you may hear a faint voice that says "that's my boy"
Saw a kid at Target putting his hands down the mannequins pants. He was horrified and snapped his hands back afterwards.. I just ignored him after to pretend I didn't see him..
He did it again when I snuck another look. :D He was like 11-13.
Achievement unlocked: Puberty
He suddenly wondered why his pants felt tighter.
Bro always knew but now he really knows💯✊🏾
Boy being a boy lol, what’s the regret?
Zero regret
The kid: damn she's way hotter than my mom
Caught thinking unholy thoughts😂
This is a canon event.
busted
This is a core moment for that child.
This kid is dreaming of his Blank Check moment lol
And on this day, he felt his first taste of puberty.
The discovery of the opposite sex.
That kid from now on… “any colour as long as it is red”