Sliding down an escalator
  • 526 points -slatta-

    His “I’m in danger!” face when he turns around after the nut shot gets me every time

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    119 points rwags2024

    The face of extreme regret lol looks like he’s chewin on his own cheeks

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    41 points LeadBeanie

    He could've saved himself from the next hit but he didn't want to plant his nuts securely on the first bump

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    23 points Downunderphilosopher

    Sacrifice future generations to save the current one.

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    13 points turnright_thenleft

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  • 228 points giantgreyhounds

    Oldie but goodie

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    27 points davidwhatshisname52

    some say his screams still echo...

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    10 points Wolf_Parade

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    18 points abdallha-smith

    Total anal splittage

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    6 points Loggerdon

    Brutal and painful. Wowee!

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    2 points alchn

    It's more whooo than wheee in this instance.

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    2 points Dan_Glebitz

    There are still two round indents there!

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  • 91 points Haeselian

    Silly Billy crushed his willy

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    28 points Fin1205

    Slick Rick knicked his dick.

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    16 points evil_timmy

    Slob Bob lobbed his knob.

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    7 points dodeca_negative

    Sad Chad smashed his gnads

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    2 points EarlBeforeSwine

    (Insufficiently) wary Harry bashed his berries.

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    2 points reddfoxx1993

    Doc clocked his cock

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  • 49 points GreenWoodDragon

    There's a reason those boxes are placed on the ramp between the escalators, and he found out why.

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  • 27 points woutomatic

    How about those big fixed metal boxes? Nah man, I have this.

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  • 27 points SticklerMrMeeseeks1

    The way he just flies in the air on that last one is sending me 💀🤣

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    5 points demonmonkeybex

    Same here, I cannot stop laughing!

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    3 points SuperPoodie92477

    It was like he went off a fucking ski jump balls-first.

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  • 21 points zPipboy

    Whatever happened to this legend 😔

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    15 points Eeebs-HI

    Perhaps crushed by an elevator.

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    1 points Marthaver1

    Some say he is still sliding and busting his crushed eggs

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  • 58 points dipshatprakal

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  • 15 points Harkahome

    No babies for him.

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    18 points davidwhatshisname52

    hopefully

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    16 points Charming-Flamingo307

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  • 13 points theguyfromtheweb7

    That first hit letting out the squeak from him indicates that the bump hurt. The THUMP on the landing of the middle slot tells me that, if he did land on his head, and he seemed like he was going head first, that's an ER visit

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    4 points pesa44

    That second hit is also worthy of breaking a leg.

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  • 14 points Worldly-Time-3201

    Every time I see this it gets better.

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  • 22 points CurbedCrowser

    And he thought that first one was a banger…

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  • 12 points puralb

    I need somebody to interview this man, I need to know where he is now, and how he feels about that.

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    1 points FloatyMacGlideFace

    I bet he wishes it wasn’t on camera.

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  • 12 points Shr_mp

    Is he okay?

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    41 points Stricken_Conscience

    obviously there's something wrong with him haha

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    6 points Deranged40

    He's not dead, but no, he's not okay either. That was a life altering nut shot.

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    3 points Shr_mp

    No children anymore?

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    4 points Thaumato9480

    Escalator marks on his knee.

    Freddie Andrews.

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    3 points TheRemedy187

    This is pretty old and I've never seen anyone talk about the aftermath. 

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    11 points casskazenzakis

    “I was so drunk I did not feel a thing until I woke up yesterday and could not move.”

    He added: “My family think I was an idiot. But now it’s happened they think it’s really funny.

    “I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else though.”

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/darts-fan-filmed-sliding-down-tube-escalator-in-viral-clip-viewed-10m-times-i-had-10-pints-and-thought-why-not-a3725681.html

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    1 points TheRemedy187

    Yooo thank you 

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    6 points Artyom_7

    Actually I did, this guy became a beloved Spanish streamer until he decided to leave that world, he spoke about this incident in various occasions and he was fine, butt hurt but fine. Contrary to what this video might suggest the guy is quite smart. His name is/was chusommontero.

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    1 points TheRemedy187

    Thanks homie

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    1 points IntelligentMoney2

    he alive and well. stop the cap.

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    2 points leif_eriks0n

    Physically? No

    Mentally? Also no

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    -4 points RedSquaree

    Hopefully not

    /r/madlads

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  • 6 points ImpishGrin

    Careful with this clip. It’s an antique.

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    2 points ElbowDroppedLasagne

    But truthfully, it's still funny even after all this time.

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    1 points IntelligentMoney2

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9x4rg4

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  • 4 points WhiskeyintheWarRoom

    What a classic. I can never stop re-watching this one.

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  • 5 points Therealfern1

    The amount of times I have watched this kid slide down. This escalator is probably too embarrassing to admit. Every time it shows up, I watch it…. Multiple times.

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  • 3 points Pleasant-Put5305

    He's kind of lucky he did hit those idiot baffles - a mate of mine got up quite a bit of speed and obliterated his ankle when he shot off at the end. Wasn't pretty.

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  • 2 points TheRemedy187

    WCGW being a total moron. 

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  • 2 points santathe1

    Pretty sure I’ve seen a longer version.

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    2 points Deranged40

    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that...

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    1 points ElbowDroppedLasagne

    That isn't very big of you.

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  • 2 points HORSECOCK_IN_MY_ASS

    That was satisfying to watch.

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  • 2 points Common_Scientist1090

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  • 2 points Tivomann

    I’ve seen this 100 times and laugh every time. The last hit is the best

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  • 2 points Kujias

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  • 2 points Gigahurt77

    Hey I’m trying to watch “Ow, my balls!”

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  • 2 points G_Michael0

    Low cost transitioning

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  • 2 points JWMoo

    If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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  • 2 points pulp63

    Satan laughing in the background gets me every time lol

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  • 2 points ComparisonGeneral825

    Now that funny 🤣🤣🤣

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    5 points MrSteven20618

    After all these years, still makes me laugh

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  • 1 points HalfastEddie

    I’d love to see the plan this guy had in his head when he started.

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    4 points sdlok

    reckon it's a blank canvas...

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    2 points casskazenzakis

    No plan in his head but 10 pints in his stomach.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/darts-fan-filmed-sliding-down-tube-escalator-in-viral-clip-viewed-10m-times-i-had-10-pints-and-thought-why-not-a3725681.html

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  • 1 points edebby

    When you lose abet to the wrong friends

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  • 1 points Tutle47

    Is someone gonna tell this guy he has feet?

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  • 1 points Psyphrenic

    Geee… I wonder why they put those things there in the first place.

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  • 1 points Affectionate_Dot5547

    Post the whole video.

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  • 1 points Master_Constant8103

    Super old video but pretty funny

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  • 1 points Right_Check1435

    Time for the percolator

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  • 1 points Routine-Tradition-42

    Do it again! Please!

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  • 1 points HeDuMSD

    Noice, happy to see he won’t produce offspring

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  • 1 points GNTsquid0

    Never fails to put me in tears. His yelp, the look on his face and the way his body flails after he gets launched! 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 points NarrowSalvo

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  • 1 points MonkeyCobraFight

    I’ve seen this clip a hundred times… I love it more, each and every viewing. He should be more embarrassed for wearing a full kit out in public.

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  • 1 points Mr_krispi

    I’m ok with this repost.

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  • 1 points itsmondaytues

    Damn I thought the first one finished him….

    Guess i was wrong

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  • 1 points Supercc

    I enjoy stumbling upon this old ass video every couple of years. Pure gold. 

    Literally the definition of insult to injury.

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  • 1 points thegovernment0usa

    Old as the Internet

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  • 1 points GrimxOD

    He appears to knock himself out on his knee on that second bump, watching it slow-mo that dive looked lifeless lol

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  • 1 points Wadda22

    Where’s the peaches secret slide music?!

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  • 1 points RupturePharms

    At least double instant regret.

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  • 1 points raspberry_bhai

    Nonut jan

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  • 1 points Mort-i-Fied

    Do it again, I didn't see it the first time!

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  • 1 points reddfoxx1993

    The spectators are having a ball.

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  • 1 points Dan_Glebitz

    Lucky his bollocks slowed him down, or he might have been hurt 😂

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  • 1 points jBalls902

    Natural selection goin for the double tap

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  • 1 points AffectionateCrazy453

    He even took the paint off that second sign.

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  • 1 points thelast3musketeer

    BAHHAHAYAHAAH

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  • 1 points Mz_Macross1999

    That's EXACTLY why those bumps are there ya dum dum

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  • 1 points Ok-Personality-6643

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  • 1 points Deep-Procrastinor

    Old but still funny.

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  • 1 points vega455

    Well that escalated quickly.

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  • 1 points ImInvisibal96

    Duffer 🤣

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  • 1 points Opposite_Of_Sleep

    His buddies are up there laughing

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  • 1 points thirdtimesacharmhuh

    This will never get old

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  • 1 points badhoyt

    The more you watch it, the better it gets!

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  • 1 points zenlebedee

    Who said footballers aren’t tough?.

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  • 1 points Pinkxel

    Another Darwin award winner!

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  • 1 points BmNatl

    Hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁

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  • 0 points Gelkoid

    This should be mandatory for everyone who plays, or even enjoys, Sports

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